Tuning the early Tang Dynasty

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"Slow down!" With a loud shout, she held her soft hand, stopping the girl's immoral behavior of throwing the wine jar on my head. Gao Di grabbed her hand, and the two of them were very close to each other, face to face, nose to nose, eye to eye, like a bastard looking at mung beans, the heat of breathing lingered between the two of them, very ambiguous, the problem is, Li Shu's forehead is full of black lines.With the dripping of fragrant wine on the face, there is such a picture of a beauty out of the bath. I really want to draw it, but unfortunately, I don't have any extra hands to take a pen.

Li Zhi looked at me and Li Shu dumbfounded. "Sister Seventeen, Brother Jun, don't fight! If word spreads, we might not just be grounded, right?" Li Zhi's rescue words were very good.

"Miss Hepu, I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to put the wine jar down on purpose, I have something to say slowly, we are all civilized people, what can't be solved, right?"

"Let go" stare, gritted teeth [

"Woman, don't be so stubborn, folks from the village, look up and see you down"

"Let go!" Staring, gritted teeth, blushing

"My aunt, I'm afraid of you, can you count me as wrong? You can punish me, ok?"

"If you don't let go, I'll really throw this jar on your head! Idiot, you are pulling my hand, how can I let the jar down!" The little girl's saliva sprayed on my face, and I even saw Li gargling his throat. The little tongue in the depths is trembling, very cute.

"Oh..." I didn't pay attention, I thought this girl was just imitating Huang Jiguang.

Li Shu slammed the wine jar on the table, trying to kick me but failed, angrily took the handkerchief Li Zhi handed over, wiped his face vigorously, and seemed unable to speak out in anger.

"Ahem, let's get to the point, let's get to the point. Think about it, who is in power in Tubo?"

"The leader of the tribe." Li Shu really cared about state affairs.

Thumbs up: "Hmm, the smart princess is indeed the female elite of the Tang Dynasty trained by His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty."

"Don't think that flattering will let you go, tell me quickly, why are there so many nonsense?"

"Oh, I won't shoot." The little girl has a good figure, and she must be very sexual there. I am a gentleman, how can I look at that position, and besides, that is not a horse's ass?

Li Shu may have noticed my gaze, and she was embarrassed to challenge me one-on-one in front of her underage and ignorant younger brother, so she could only turn her eyes into swords and incited me to be riddled with holes .

"Our princess must not be too shabby to marry, at least there must be 2 or [-] dowry people, right?"

"Pfft" Damn Gaozong, damn Li Zhishou kid, you are a rigid ancestor, why don't you scold your elder sister and scold me?red grape juice

Li Shu laughed twitchingly, clutching his stomach and sitting on the beard stool, he didn't forget to hum a couple of times: "Retribution" repay you a Buddha, repay you a Buddha.

"I'm sorry I didn't do it on purpose, brother Jun, the number you mentioned really surprised me." Li Zhixiao smiled and took out a handkerchief and handed it to me.

He wiped his face indiscriminately, took a long breath, calm down, who am I, the enemy's time traveler, the practitioner of the theory of relativity, and maybe the greatest prophet of the Tang Dynasty in the history books in the future, don't care about these two little kids, Anyway, after all the calculations, I still lost a lot, and the background is too hard.

"Among the 2 or [-] people, arrange thousands of eminent monks to perform deeds, and a few thousand spies from our Tang Dynasty, hehehe, do you know what an eminent monk is?"

"I don't know." Li Zhi shook his head honestly. [

"It's the kind of monk who can play tricks with his lips, cheat food, drink, and do other dirty things in private, and he is called an eminent monk." He explained to Li Zhi with satisfaction.

"Is it as unbearable as you said?" Li Shu thought what I said was disgusting.

"Isn't it?" He glared at the girl: "What do you know? Let me ask you, what's the use of a monk?"

"The monk influences the world and transforms all living beings." Li Shu wanted to continue showing off, but was interrupted by my vicious eyes.

Shaking his head and looking at the girl: "Put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately, do you believe this sentence?"

Li Shu raised his head and glanced at Li Zhi beside him. "I don't believe it"

"Do you believe in Buddhism?" He winked kindly at the girl.

"What are you doing?" Li Shu was very vigilant, with a look of wariness on his face, and he had already picked up the dish.

"I ask you whether you believe in Buddhism or not. Why do you serve dishes? Do you want to be a waitress?" Girl, violent loli

Li Shu blushed a little, and took a long time to say: "I believe in Buddhism because of the pattern on the lacquer plate, what's wrong?"

"Let me beat you up and you're not allowed to fight back, okay?"

"You dare to touch a hair of my hair, today I will chop you into a pulp!" Li Shu went crazy, and his anger value crossed the warning line again.

"Brother Jiejun is right!" Li Zhi covered his head and pouted aggrievedly.

"It's just that you don't want to beat you up, so it means that the words of putting down the butcher knife and becoming a Buddha immediately can only coax people whose IQ is lower than [-] or who have lost the courage to live." I made a conclusion, no I ignored them and continued to speak: "To be honest, I don't have any ill feeling towards Buddhism, but think about it carefully, because monks don't need to give birth, and they don't need to pay taxes. When they are hungry, they reach out to the common people for food. In front of you, you muttered a few words oh Mi Tofu, saying that you were guilty in the previous life or something, and asked you to use the money to eliminate the disaster. Besides, no matter the monks or Taoists, there is no tax on land property. If things go on like this, if everyone in the world will believe that Ghosts and Buddhas, who is going to pay taxes for the Tang Dynasty, who will pay taxes, who will defend the territory of the Tang Dynasty? Could it be said that if there is a famine, food will fall from the sky just by talking? Besides, Buddhism does not talk about monarchs, ministers, fathers and sons In other words, if one day we are [-] or [-], and our sons and daughters all go to become monks and nuns, who will die for us gray-haired old people, and who will carry on our Tang family?"

Li Zhi's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he kept nodding, what am I doing?Could it be that Li Zhi was allowed to carry out the grand event of Wu Zong's extermination of Buddhism in advance?

He coughed twice: "Too far away, in fact, our Majesty must want to throw all these scourges to Tubo. After 20 years, Tubo people have all gone to believe in Buddhism, and they only know how to kowtow and recite scriptures all day long. Production, the common people have no food, the country has no taxes, and the land guards have no warriors, what do these people use to fight against our Tang Dynasty?"

Li Shu nodded, very proud of himself. In fact, what I said is just nonsense. To the adults above the court, I am afraid that I will be beaten to the ground with a few words, but well, the two IQs in front of me are still An immature kid is fine.

"Besides, it doesn't matter if monks and Taoists have no skills and can't make a living in Tubo. Don't we still have thousands of secret agents from the Tang Dynasty?"

"So many..." Li Shu's pupils dilated a little. It seemed that this little girl was imagining thousands of sneaky Tang Dynasty spies, all crowded in the capital as big as Tubo's ass.

Too unimaginative to ignore her. "Along the way, the dangerous places and passes in Tubo, how many tribes there are, which tribes have hatred among them, which tribes don't pay much attention to Songtsan's rural cadre, the population of each tribe, their living habits, their living standards, Their minerals, their living resources, their staple food, and any natural disasters. In short, these thousands of spies will be scattered all over Tubo, and it is best to investigate everything about the Tubo people. Yum."

Seeing that the eyes of these two brothers and sisters have started to shine, they are so proud. Wow, hahaha, they drank a glass of wine and waved their hands proudly: "Let's talk about the dowry, do you know what a dowry is? Don't stare, it seems that you also I know, the dowry, hey, iron, salt, tea and other things that the Tibetans lack, we don’t take them as dowry, what do we use? Do you know Shu brocade? Do you know rice paper? Do you know our porcelain? Are they all high-end goods? High-end goods that people can’t make at all”

"Take these as a dowry, give them 20 million pieces of porcelain, give them tens of thousands of catties of rice paper, and send them tens of thousands of pieces of high-consumable goods such as Shu brocade." Frothing all over the mouth, he glanced at Li Zhi triumphantly, Uh, the little guy has black lines on his face, and Li Shu looks at me even more unbearably. Am I a prodigal? [

"It's just an analogy. We can't let ourselves go bankrupt by giving things, right? But, try to get as many high-end luxury goods as dowry, and give them along the way. When you see a tribe, you send a leader. When you see an army, you send an officer. , in short, two words, generous, it’s best to go to their capital, and then give those noble officials a little bit of fishy smell, and then hey, it’s gone, want? Buy it anyway, you guys can’t do it, think Dress nicely, think"

His throat was so dry that it almost smoked, so he quickly picked up the wine jar and took a big gulp down to moisten his throat.

"I didn't expect you to be an insidious villain," the little girl muttered dissatisfied.Looking at me with contempt mixed with admiration, very contradictory eyes

"I didn't expect His Majesty Father to be so farsighted." Li Zhi raised his head, his eyes were full of fanaticism, it's a pity that this guy's fanaticism is not for me.

"Who's outside?" There were footsteps, could it be the Tubo spies?I took a few strides with the wine jar and rushed over to pull the door, huh?No one, is it my hearing allergies?

Then I turned my face and looked to the other side. A muscular old man with a hairy face was standing at the end of the corridor and staring at me. What are you looking at?The old man glared, his domineering aura shook wildly, the hairy-faced uncle immediately had black lines on his face, as if he wanted to come over and compete with me, shit, I am still afraid of you?Don't be afraid if you can't beat it, there are two super tough backstages behind, rolled up your sleeves and gestured towards this girl, before the young master put on a tiger and a crane, I don't know which one who didn't open his eyes shouted downstairs, the hairy face The uncle turned his face away and ran downstairs?My ancestors, you are so rigid, the first battle I traveled to the Tang Dynasty failed to stage a failure, I was depressed and decided to go back and drink our grape wine.