Tuning the early Tang Dynasty

I looked at his hairy hand stretched out to me in confusion: "What is this for?" I was a little uneasy, what is this guy doing?Is it because we are more handsome than him, more handsome and upright than him, so angry that we want to single out?

"Knife!" Pointing to the treasured knife on my waist, he stared at me.

"" Isn't it just to meet a prince?Seeing my father doesn't even need to take off his precious sword, who the hell.Unwillingly, I handed the treasured sword to this girl. I never thought that after the bearded guard took my treasured sword and handed it to another guard, he stretched out his hand to me. Could it be that I still have a hidden weapon for self-defense?Angrily, he took off the warm fur and threw it to this stubborn person.

The bearded man looked at the fur and handed it to the guard who kept my sword, still as if he didn't want to let me in. [

Angry, he stared viciously at the tall bearded man. "I said, uncle, what are you going to do? Are you willing to let me into the house because you have to take off all your clothes?"

As soon as his head got hot, the prince forgot everything, the recklessness that remained in Fang Yiai's body suddenly jumped out, dare to quarrel with the prince's guards across the room?

The bearded man had black lines on his face, "Oh, so it's you!" I remembered, I remembered, the Tubo spy I met at the door when I was drinking with Li Shu and the others a few days ago was this.

"Hmph! Mr. Fang, it's my duty, please forgive me." The bearded man clearly wanted to retaliate against public interests, and got angry. I would rather tear chickens with my hands than kill chickens for nothing. In an instant, the white crane danced: "Don't even think about it! The young master would rather die than take off!"

The bearded guard and the other guards all had black lines on their faces

"Zhao Kun! Don't be polite, just let Nephew Fang Xian come in, hahahaha" A calm and calm baritone voice came from the room.The bearded Zhao Kun glared at me resentfully before saying, "My master is here to invite you."

"Huh!" The hateful bearded guard rolled his eyes, and retracted his moves very coolly, puffed up his chest muscles, and walked towards the house with arrogance. After walking a few steps, why did his feet feel a little soft?It seems that he is still a little scared, playing fists in front of the prince, the prince, that is Li Shimin's brother, they are a group of masters who have been fighting on the battlefield for many years, if he is as tough as Uncle Cheng, I don't know if this prince will Pull me, an underage dude, to a duel or something

With a lot of thoughts and worries, he walked in tremblingly, and a warm breath came over his face. A very manly middle-aged man was sitting on a soft couch, except for a coal stove that looked bigger than my house. Outside the exquisite copper stove, there was still a furnace of incense burning, and he was looking at it curiously with the cards.A few servants and maids of honor stood by the side.He seemed to have heard the commotion here, raised his head and smiled at me: "This is Nephew Fang Xian, hehehe, come and sit down."

"Little nephew and nephew have seen the prince" I don't know whether to kowtow or bow, the movements are a bit out of shape, I even heard the suppressed laughter of the bearded man who followed me into the room, laughing at you for being sloppy I'm in a hurry, sell Li Zhi Wuguan's debts another day, and let him soak your pigsty.

My heart is beating in a panic, I have never seen such a scene, mainly because they are all unfamiliar faces, besides, the bearded man who walked behind this prince is staring at me, I have revenge for killing your father or something?

"Nephew, don't be restrained. I have a good relationship with Fang, and we have a deep friendship. Just call uncle. Come, try this tea to drive away the cold."

"Thank you, thank you uncle." I took the tea politely and opened my mouth to pour it. The bearded man took half a step forward and opened his mouth as if he wanted to say something. Uncle Li raised his hand as if he had a third eye. His asshole was blocked by someone, his face turned red, hahaha retribution.

"I heard from Ke'er that the gloves and horseshoes were made by my nephew?" The voice was thick and magnetic, and the manly metallic sound was worthy of the blood of the Li family.

"That's right, my nephew is just a whim, hehehe." Drinking water, I don't know what to talk about with this old man in his forties. It seems that it should be a generation gap caused by the age difference, it must be a generation gap.

"Really?" Uncle Li looked at me meaningfully and smiled, pointing to the cards thrown on the table: "This thing is also a whim of my nephew, right? There are also checkers, quill pens, and these things. The coal stove, er, and the punctuation marks that are very useful for reading and punctuating sentences.”

Staring blankly at this handsome old man, what does he want to do?Could it be that this guy is the prince of the Tang Dynasty pretending to be a space-time special police, knowing that I am a future traveler and wanting to silence him?

The frightened Lao Tzu, an honest man, was pale, his front teeth were showing, his smile was uglier than crying, and his hand holding the water glass was shaking.

"Nephew, don't be afraid of the old man, but there is one thing, it's really strange. Is Fang Xiang really going back to his hand in seven steps? I want my bastards to try too hahaha" Uncle Li said to himself They all laughed, and the surrounding servants all covered their mouths and snickered. The atmosphere suddenly improved a lot, and they couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief. It seemed that the old handsome guy really didn't have any malicious intentions.

"Actually, my nephew was indeed saved by the gods." This is not a lie, the truth is, can I travel through time without gods? [

Uncle Li's face was a little distorted, and it took a long time for Uncle Li to point at me and start laughing: "It's alright, don't be joking, I have something to ask my nephew, the princess married Tubo, you should know about it, right?"

"I know His Majesty Hepu Nayaya told me." Cold sweat broke out, almost slipping the tongue.

"Well, I heard that girl Shu'er said about it." Uncle Li smiled and glanced at me with a very meaningful look. I really don't understand him. Why do you keep staring at me with such ambiguous eyes?He is as virtuous as Li Ke, so to speak, Li Ke looks similar to this guy, so he deserves to be an uncle and nephew.

"Nephew's idea is novel, but it works well."

"My little nephew made a slip of the tongue after drinking, talking nonsense, it can't be true, it can't be true"

Playing Tai Chi, you come and go, testing each other, oh it’s not this old guy who is testing me, I’m tired of coping, I have to be careful every time I answer his question, if I can’t answer it, I just pretend to be stupid, and I absolutely can’t let him catch me. , who knows what this unidentified elder wants to do?

Uncle Li is indeed very enthusiastic and talkative. He is very enthusiastic and talkative, and he can catch and brag about everything, which makes the general subject teachers who come from later generations feel ashamed. Opinions tout Uncle Li.

After a pot of tea, Uncle Li bit his tongue like a dog chewing on a hedgehog, unable to grasp our flaws, "Come here, change the wine, I'll have a chat with my nephew." Uncle Li seemed to be unable to catch me Turning from embarrassment into anger, with a big wave of her hand, the maid came over with wine utensils and small dishes, which were still steaming. It seemed that this uncle had already prepared.

"Uncle and nephew" just wanted to say no to drinking, Uncle Li glared, very domineering: "What are you afraid of, drink with my nephew, drink with that old boy Cheng Zhijie, you can't drink with the old man?! "

"What?" No way, who is this Uncle Li? Even someone as tough as Uncle Cheng dares to call you old boy. It seems that the backstage is very tough, so he nodded and bowed quickly: "I am afraid that my nephew can't drink enough to accompany you." No uncle, I'm afraid I'll disturb my uncle's interest in drinking."

"It doesn't matter if you can't drink enough. Drink with me and chat while drinking. I don't hold back alcohol." Uncle Li smiled a little strangely

Poor thing, my drinking capacity is really bad, and I am honest. After three glasses, my expression is no longer stiff. After six glasses, I can already crack open my mouth and laugh. I wink at the hairy-faced guard behind the uncle very friendly, and How many times has this uncle clinked glasses?I forgot, anyway, now that my courage is full, I dare to look sideways at these beautiful maids.Fear?I will be afraid?joke!

My mind is also flexible, and I can catch whatever I want to brag about. Uncle Li looks like he is listening to heavenly scriptures, and he looks very shocked by me.

"You mean people can fly in the sky?" Uncle Li stared at me who was holding a lamb chop while holding a wine bowl, the hairy-faced guards behind me also stared at me, and the maids in the palace also stared at me.

"Don't talk about a person, I can make it fly even if it's a piece of paper." He raised his chin, raised the sheep bone and pointed at Jiangshan as a tall man.

"Bring Nephew Fang Xian a good piece of rice paper." Uncle Li's eyes were full of disbelief, but he was still very good at being a man.

Fold it in half, fold it again, and fold it again. A beautiful big-headed paper plane took shape in my hands. I tore off the excess tail, let out a sigh of relief, and raised my hand to give it away.

In an instant, the room was full of crows and sparrows, and it was as silent as late at night. I could even hear the slight sound of snowflakes falling to the ground.Uncle Li and the hairy-faced guards behind him looked very distorted, and the very tasteful lady-in-law standing in front of me covered her mouth and stared very nicely.

The white paper plane made a chic cobra movement, a rapid spin, and flew to a higher place. Finally, it stopped a few meters away from the house, and nodded with satisfaction. It's okay, my aircraft manufacturing technology has not declined.

It took a long time for Uncle Li to let out a sigh of relief. The waiter who had known about it for a long time hurriedly sent my plane to the desk respectfully. Uncle Li picked it up and looked at it carefully: "This thing is similar to the principle of a paper kite, right?" Nodding in relief, he raised his head and drank a glass, wow, hahaha Gongting Yuye wine, it will be aged for a thousand years in future generations, it is too late to drink more.

This Uncle Li is really a smart man, the blood of the Li family, just by looking at it like this, he can see the principle of paper airplanes.

"You mean to use this to make people fly?" Uncle Li continued to express his opinion, pointing to the palm-sized paper airplane, fascinated and authentic. [

Take a sip of wine and spray it on the face of the waiter who hasn't returned. This uncle praised you just now, why did you suddenly