Tuning the early Tang Dynasty

I really wanted to laugh, seeing that his expression was a little red, embarrassing, forget it, stop laughing at him: "This is a small object, it can't carry people, if you want to carry people," coughed dryly, and turned towards him. He smiled apologetically at the eunuch who was sprayed with resentment, and took another sip. It was very sweet, and it was worthy of palace jade liquid wine.

"You have to use this." He stretched out his hand and tugged at the silk robe on his body.

"Come here, bring a piece of silk to Nephew Fang Xian." Uncle Li waved his hand impatiently, isn't it, do it now?

Quickly declared: "Uncle, this thing can't be done for a while. If you want to carry people, you must first work hard on the cloth, weave it densely and do waterproof treatment, and you have to" gesture vigorously with his hands. Show, but I really can't let Uncle Li understand what a hot air balloon is. After being confused for a long time, Uncle Li finally got the hang of it, and pointed to the waiter who was just spit on me and became very sad. : "Take a Zhenguan pen and a few pieces of paper to hear that my nephew Zhenguan pen is used neatly"[

Put the side dishes aside, clear out a space, wave a big pen, and a hot air balloon appears in front of you: "This is a hot air balloon"

"Can you let people ride the fog?" Uncle Li held it in his hands like a treasure and looked closely, his pair of eagle eyes sparkling, and asked.

"It can make people fly above the colorful clouds and look at the beautiful rivers and mountains of my Datang." For the princes of Datang, flattery is very necessary.

I don't dare to say anything else, flattery, I have indeed reached the A level, and my skin is almost as thick as the thick and dark master Li Zongwu.Hearing that Uncle Li toasted frequently, he looked very happy.

"My nephew is really talented" Uncle Li is not flattering me, it's the truth, let's toast to Uncle Li's kind praise

"Actually, my nephew is only seven buckets of knowledge and rich but not four carts, but there is really nothing that can stop my little nephew." Picking up the wine glass, he stood up, pulled the front of the long gown, swayed, and walked forward, the man The lady-in-waiting sister who is very tasteful is standing next to me. The smell is very tasteful. When I opened my eyes, I thought her appearance was just more pleasing to the eye. It's that slender waist, I'm afraid I can hold it with a slap, but she is not the kind of girl with ribs, she is still bulging forward and backward, her figure is really five palaces, and she can't pick out any faults. Vibrant beauty is not like some beautiful girls in later generations who look like paintings and are lifeless.Damn, it's more eye-catching than my green butterfly.I winked at this lady-in-waiting, whistled, I'd rather be crazy than a lolita, this is my first declaration in Datang.

Why is the house so quiet?Strange thing, could it be captured by my domineering aura?I don’t have time to care about these, the No.1 scholar of the Tang Dynasty is going to recite poems

Then he waved his long sleeves smartly and pointed to the white snow outside: "Look at our Tang Dynasty, what a beautiful river and mountain!"

The scenery of the Northland, thousands of miles of ice, thousands of miles of snow drifting.

Looking inside and outside the Great Wall, there is nothing left but wild; the river goes up and down, suddenly lost its torrential flow.

The mountain dance silver snake, the original Chi wax figure, wants to compare with Tiangong test.

On a sunny day, look at the red makeup, which is very enchanting.

The mountains and rivers are so beautiful,

Quotation Hero Contest

Xi Qin Ga!" I was in a cold sweat, most of the time I was sober, what am I doing here?

"" There was a lot of noise in the room, and there was a weird atmosphere. Uncle Li's hands trembled a little, half of the wine in the lacquered ear cup was spilled, and he stared at me like he was watching a sow climbing a tree.The hairy-faced guard standing behind Uncle Li was full of murderous intent. The horizontal knife in his hand was half drawn, and the cold light was overflowing. The expression on the red face of the elder sister of the court lady was even more strange, her hands were like clenched fists. Maybe my expression just now was too lewd Well, the lady-in-waiting sister has the urge to throw a stool on my head.What have I done?Crazy?Where are you, the Buddha who molested and molested the maid of the prince's house selling cakes?

"Hahaha happy, really happy, thousands of miles of ice, thousands of miles of snow, it is really a real person to invite heroes to compete with each other." Uncle Li drank half of his glass of wine happily, stood up, and in an instant, that moment just now The strange atmosphere finally dissipated completely. He stood in front of him and repeated it with emotion. His voice was better than mine, with a thick chest voice. Apart from not speaking Hunan dialect, he had the air of a great man. .

"But my nephew doesn't seem to have enough to say, right?" Uncle Li squinted at me, who was holding a wine glass, trembling.

"That's right, and my nephew has too much wine, wait, there will be" The brain teaser game starts, and the result is that the head is chopped off by the hairy-faced guard's horizontal knife, or the adult does not care about the villain's fault. Uncle Li's praise. [

If I die, I will die. After finishing the wine, the strength of the wine ignites my courage in an instant, and my intelligence immediately exceeds [-]. It is very high-spirited: "I cherish Shang, Tang and Zhou Wu, and I am a little bit inferior in literary talent.

A generation of heroes, Jieli Khan, only knows how to bend a bow and shoot big eagles.

It's all over, count the romantic figures, and look at the present. "This half, finally came together, it was too difficult, fortunately I moved the dynasty forward two times, otherwise, it would be no wonder that I hadn't been cut in half by the guards of Uncle Li's family.

Uncle Li squinted his eyes and pondered, clapped his hands and patted me on the shoulder: "This long and short sentence is also heroic and powerful. Counting the romantic people, let's look at the present! Good! Good! The romantic man hehehe My nephew is worthy of being a romantic man" Uncle Li is not weak.Muttering the words "Little Man".

Why did the old virgin boy who got his first kiss in Tang Dynasty become a romantic figure?

"But?" Uncle Li tilted his head, and looked at the red-faced palace maid who was molested by me, a drunken lunatic, and looked back, smiling meaningfully, just as I was about to kneel down and beg The moment Uncle Li spared his life, Uncle Li raised his head and said: "Jieli Khan is a reckless man, my nephew thinks highly of this man." He pointed his finger out, with the spirit of pointing out the country.

"Hehe, Uncle Li is still wise and powerful. He immediately pointed out my little nephew Qin Yuanchun. There is something wrong with Xue's poem. I would like to ask my uncle to give me some pointers. I will be very grateful." There is a time when I think back and want to cure me of molesting the maid.

"Qinyuanchun. Xue? Well, I'll be a staff officer for my nephew. Cao Cao, a hero from generation to generation, can do it. This man is not a reckless man who knows how to bend bows and sharp weapons. He can be called a hero among foreigners like this. The man" Uncle Li was very attentive and very good, he got over it first and wiped off his cold sweat.Glancing at the hairy-faced guard, this guy seemed to be a little hot-blooded, and he was still staring at me. Look at me again, look at me again, and if you look at me again, I will forget you. I am a man and I don’t eat men.

Glancing at the lovely, beautiful and good-looking lady-in-waiting, I was taken aback. This one is more courageous than me, staring at me with clear eyes like an X-ray machine.

Showing her front teeth, she smiled kindly at her. She didn't seem to respond, but seemed to be observing a novel thing with great interest.Have you ever seen a handsome man like me?I'm a little shy

Uncle Li frowned and wandered around the soft couch with a wine glass in his hand. Suddenly, he slapped his thigh with a slap: "A generation of heroes is not the Huns in the Han Dynasty. This man is cruel and cruel. With a little effort, The ability of the Xiongnu to fight against the Han Dynasty for many years is nothing but a hero, hahaha"

Uncle Li was very proud, and with a sense of accomplishment, he tampered with the song "Qinyuanchun·Xue" just now. Now I'm mentally balanced, and I'm not afraid of being scolded by others. Point at my nose and scold me. If you want to scold me, if you have the ability, go scold the royal family, scold the prince of the Li family, and it will be strange if you don't get chopped into meatballs and served with wine.

"Ah, my nephew, come, come and have a drink with my uncle again hahaha" The satisfied Uncle Li wanted to come and drag me to the bed again.

"My little nephew can't take it any longer, let's talk about it" pointing to the sun that is almost on the roof: "My little nephew has to go to study in the afternoon, next time, next time my little nephew must accompany my uncle to get drunk." And Do you keep your face?Whistling to tease the prince's maid, folding a paper airplane to fool people here, and staying here, I don't know what outrageous things I did.

"Really, that's fine. Since our uncle and nephew are already familiar with each other, it's okay to get together next time, but next time I ask Ke'er to invite my nephew, don't say no." Uncle Li was very kind.

He waved goodbye to Uncle Li very sincerely: "Okay, my nephew will be there to meet Uncle Li." Just as he walked out the door, Uncle Li's voice came again: "Nephew, nephew, yours"

The old guy changed his mind?Not good! Let go of your feet, perform all kinds of changes, chase cicadas with a hundred steps, and use all the skills that can be used. Uncle Li only had to shout again, and I had already disappeared on the other side of the rockery.Before running out of the range of Da'an Palace, the cold wind picked up, the tip of the nose itched, and a loud sneeze caused Lao Tzu's light work and footwork to be hindered, and he fell headlong into the snow

With a shiver, he pulled out his head, only then remembered that my young master's treasured sword and fur are still in that palace!

Just when I was hesitating whether to go back or not to go back, a group of guards rushed towards me aggressively, scaring me so much that I almost dug a snow pit to hide.

"Mr. Fang, don't hide. My master asked me to return your saber and fur." ​​The guards headed by these words finally made me breathe a sigh of relief. He bowed his hands to Lei Feng: "Thank you, brothers, I will take my farewell."

"Don't dare to be Mr. Fang, where do you want to go?" The leading guard acted very modestly and respectfully, but even the eyes of the guards behind those eyes were not right.

"Hehe, I'm going back to the Hongwen Museum in the afternoon, so it's inconvenient to bother me any more." What does this guard mean?I obviously said goodbye, what else do you want to do?Do you want to learn origami airplanes from me? [

"Oh Mr. Fang, I thought you were going to play in the garden. If you want to go out of the garden to go to the Hongwen Museum, you should go this way." The expression of the head of the guards was a little distorted, and the rest of the guards also maintained distorted expressions. ?Are you making fun of me, a Datang elite?

Angry, fur sleeves waved: "Well, I am very popular with poetry, and I see that the scenery here is very beautiful, so I came here to study the structure and snow scene of my Tang Garden. Everyone, I will say goodbye." Lying silkworm, hold your head forward, oh no, slip towards the gate of the garden.

When I arrived outside the garden gate, I wiped the sweat from my brow. I am so lucky. Fortunately, I have a thick skin and an amazing IQ. Otherwise, this ugliness would be a big shame. He took the reins from the gate officer, yelled, and ran away

Not far from the gate of the garden, those guards of Zisha are still baring their teeth, maybe they have hemorrhoids