Tuning the early Tang Dynasty

"What did my Uncle Wang talk to you about?" After class, I was happily chatting with Li Zhi, who was eager for knowledge. The only regret was that Li Zhi hid far away and covered half of his face with a book. Comfortable.At this time, Li Shu moved to the coal stove and kept asking me.

Turning his face to one side, he looked at Li Shu's rosy white face. "You want to know?"

Sure enough, I only spoke halfway, and the girl squeezed her nose and hid her face to avoid it: "Fang Jun, what kind of wine do you drink at noon, it stinks to death." Qiao's nose flapped.

"Do you think I am willing? It's not that your uncle was attracted by my talent, he kept pulling me, and insisted on singing with me over wine. As a last resort, I had no choice but to show my kindness." Very likely Looking at the ceiling with a sighing expression. [

"My uncle? Talented?" Li Shu may have been a little dizzy, so he quickly put his hands on his forehead.Stretching out its small feet to greet my lap, I dodge, dodge again

"Really? Which Uncle Wang did you meet with me this morning?" Li Zhi threw away the textbook that had been covering his mouth and nose, and hurriedly squeezed to sit next to me.

"Well, little sister Hepu, what's your uncle's name?" Failed, drank other people's wine, flirted with other people's maids, and even got to this point, and still didn't know the uncle's name.

"I won't tell you!" Li Shu took out a towel and covered his nose. It seemed that he had been smoked a lot, and he couldn't get a favor on his feet. Poor thing, I'm very happy, hahahaha

"Forget it, anyway, they are elders, just call them uncle, and we can't call them by name." I don't have time to get angry with this girl, and I am going to continue to follow up the topic just now with classmate Li Zhixiao.At this time, the old master gave a dry cough and was about to start class again, so I haven't finished my thick black theory yet.

"You insulting fellow, if Old Master Chen and the others see it, you must break your hands." The little girl Pianzi puffed her cheeks and stared round, with an angry expression on her face, but the enthusiasm for origami airplanes was even higher than that of Li Zhi , although most of the folded products were defective products, they were still yelling excitedly.Who is it? It is clear that only state officials are allowed to set fires, and people are not allowed to light lamps.And still set fire to the houses of ordinary people.

"These are all good rice papers" pointing at the girl, very angry.My family's Ludie dutifully tugged on my sleeve, but the problem is that this Hepu girl is too bullying.

"Isn't it just one or two pieces of paper? What's the big deal? I'm still a man, and I'm only so big." Li Shu stretched out his little finger, and made a gesture the size of a grain of rice.

My ancestor, you are a rigid person, angry, striding forward, and dragged a new stack of rice paper from the desk, under the eyes of a group of idlers, let’s not fold the paper airplane, let’s change it, paper cranes, paper boats, Paper lanterns and paper frogs were placed on the table.Seeing the little Lolita of the Li family and Mrs. Xiao Zheng's eyes were straight and red.Wa hahaha

Li Zhi excitedly pointed at me and asked me what I was. Li Shu was outrageous, clasped his hands together and covered his chest like a hen laying eggs: "It's mine, it's all mine."

"" Li Zhi looked at Li Shu resentfully, and was glared back by the girl: "Look at what a man is, how can he be playful and lose his mind, Brother Jun, teach me quickly!" The sweet voice called Brother Jun It almost made me so soft that the table was lowered and twitched, and the talking eyes were screaming at me, this girl, shouldn't she belong to the demon fox?

Li Zhi was so depressed that he went crazy, it was pitiful, he was not the match of Li Shu, a tough girl, so he gave up his desire to compete with Li Shu for new things, and turned to me for help.

No, absolutely not, where in the world can you find such a good thing, I will let you two learn it, remembering the usual sealing fee and intellectual property transfer fee for my chicken feather pen, I will

Sitting cross-legged, very serious, like an old monk in meditation: "Well," very deep, took out the account book and patted on the table: "First pay back the money you owe."

"What are you talking about, I'm a princess, and our pheasant slave is a prince, so you're afraid that we'll be depending on your little money?" The little loli exploded out of shame, and the whites of her two beautiful big eyes stared an extra circle.

I became even more violent, my tiger's eyes widened, and Wang Ba was so angry: "The princess and the prince have the ability to return the money to me first."

"Hmph, don't you think I'm a person who keeps his word?" Li Shu squinted his eyes and tilted his chin. Li Zhi wanted to nod. No accident, Li Shu's long, white fingers happened to land on Li Zhi's arm. Li Zhixiao's eyes were green, and his head was shaking like a drum.

Sure enough, they are the younger sister and younger brother of my brother Li Ke who chopped chicken heads and burnt yellow paper.

"Ludie, bring me some wine, I'm going to get drunk today." Angry, she drank her sorrows with wine.Grape stuffing, that is really a good thing, sweet and sour, not like salamander, which can explode your head when you get drunk. [

"Young master, you haven't finished drinking at noon, and the master has already returned." Ludie's answer disappointed me, the old man is at home, forget it, I don't want to eat with a spittle every day.

"Stingy guy, did we say not to pay back?" Li Shu's words immediately got Li Zhi's approval.Li Zhi, the stinky boy, nodded

"It's just that money is a little tight now. We don't pay attention to the two money, do you, pheasant slave." The stinky boy continued to nod with a serious expression.

Forget it, I finally saw the true face of these two scourges, I don’t want to be angry with this kind of person, I still want to be the longest-lived handsome guy in Datang: "Okay, I’m tired, you go home quickly, be careful to let our beloved emperor Your Majesty is thinking about it, I will beat you when you go back late."

"No, just now I promised Aunt Fang that I would stay for dinner. How can a man keep his word." Li Zhi shook his head, pretending that I couldn't get up on the couch.

I'm so angry that I can't do it anymore. Does it have anything to do with you brazenly eating at my house?It took me a long time to turn the whites of my eyes back.He asked the tough little loli vigorously: "What about you? Little sister Hepu, you will stay for dinner too, right?"

"Hmph, I haven't eaten any delicacies in the world. Do you think I will stay at your house for a meal? I just promised my father to take care of this kid." Li Zhi nodded his head, very elder The kind and popular old man's hands trembled, and he pointed at the two royal relatives with his fingers, his grief and indignation were unspeakable.

Lu Die stared blankly at the two royal relatives, it's good to let my girl see the true colors of these two royal relatives as soon as possible, and she should know why a real person like this young master always wants to beat these two guys, right?