Tuning the early Tang Dynasty

"You! This little kid knows how to take care of your parents' affairs?" This sentence made my mother laugh angrily. She gritted her teeth and lifted me back to the couch. play tricks.

"Mother, I don't dare, besides, I'm just worried about our Fang family" I don't know how to explain it.

"You have only been a genius for a few days, and you want to tell me what to do at home?" My mother poked my forehead angrily, "" I was discouraged when I heard what my mother said, and I was only a genius for a few days.

"Actually, your father is good at everything, but he doesn't like women. If you don't worry about being a mother, your father doesn't have the energy to manage the affairs of the court. He can be the prime minister of our Tang Dynasty," my mother said, her eyes wide open. He is so radiant that people dare not look directly at him. As expected of my mother, in a blink of an eye, she worries kindly and kindly: "Besides, your brother is mother's son, and mother knows his temper. If he has the ability to marry more daughters-in-law , it’s too late for my mother to be happy, how can I go to clean up your big brother” [

"Ah?!" Got it, my mother is obviously partial to her son, the poor prime minister's father, who asked him to marry such a tough wife, my most lovely and amiable mother. "What is it called, but this matter, I don't know how many times I have told your brother, but this child is good at everything, but this matter is gritting his teeth, and the maid in the room accepted one, but it took half a year. I haven't even heard from you, but I'm so anxious for my mother." As she spoke, my mother's eyes fell on me again: "Sit over here for me, why hide so far away? I'm afraid my mother will eat you No?"

With a dry laugh, he returned to the opposite side of his mother: "Mother, you are getting too far, don't you think about me?"

"No! This matter is related to the succession of our Fang family." Judging by the resolute expression on my mother's face, it's over.

"Mother, why don't we marry Uncle Cheng's daughter? Can we change the family?" I could only continue to fight to the death.

"Change?" Mom rolled her eyes a lot and sighed: "Mother can't make up her mind about this matter. Besides, what's wrong with Cheng's daughter?"

"Who knows if she looks the same as Uncle Cheng?" In fact, people speak like this, and they blurt out.

My mother was taken aback by my words, the maid behind my mother let out a groan, she quickly covered her mouth and endured it, her little face turned red, my mother gave that girl a look, and hurriedly drove the servants and maids out of the house After leaving the house, he also specially warned that whoever dares to spread the words of her son to the house will have to be given a scorching whip.Seeing those gossip people leave the room in a hurry, my mother pulled me to sit over: "How can you talk like that, besides, if that girl looks like you, Uncle Cheng..." My mother hesitated a little, very hesitant: " I have never seen that girl, but I heard from your father that the child looks quite pleasing to the eye, strong, with a big butt, and will definitely give birth to a bunch of fat boys."

"Ah?!" I was dumbfounded, with a black line on my face, and the cold sweat came down, pleasing to the eye?solid?Big ass?Couldn't it be played by Uncle Cheng himself?

"Could it be that my old eyes are dizzy and I mistook Uncle Cheng?" No waiter?"

Quickly stopped talking and saluted the old man, my mother got up and greeted the old man and sat on the couch near the stove: "Hurry up and warm up, it's time for the New Year, why are you leaving the court so late?"

"I can't help it. The closer the year is, the more things will happen. I still have to catch up early today. I'm afraid I will have a busy day tomorrow." The old man took a sip of the hot tea from his mother and looked up at me. . "What are you doing standing? Come and sit down."

"Oh" sat down with a low eyebrow and pleasing to the eye, and winked at my mother, her eyes were full of resentment, as expected of my mother who loves and pities me, she opened her mouth at this moment: "Master, I want to ask you something thing."

"Oh? What's the matter, ask me." The old man leaned comfortably on the side of the couch: "It's still warm at home. Although there are several coal stoves like this installed above the hall, they are very wide open." Speaking of this, The old man glanced at me subconsciously, and quickly showed his front teeth and smiled at the old man.It seems that my father still remembers the inventor and creator of our coal stove.

"This kid praises you, look at that, I'm afraid I will swallow you up for my father?" The old man was very dissatisfied with my expression.

"I'm flattered, baby." He quickly made a serious expression on his face.

"Master, my concubine asked you something." Mom tugged at the corner of the old man's clothes, finally attracting his attention.

"No! You are the master of the house, and the old man will never ask, but this is related to the important matter of our Fang family's family succession, and no one can do it!" The old man turned his mouth to my mother, and stared at me fiercely, making me sweat Yes, the old man seems to know that I am the mastermind.

"Isn't it just to talk about it? Why are you so arrogant? I'm just afraid of marrying someone our handsome son doesn't like." The old man raised this issue to a political level, and the mother, who is Mrs. Fang, couldn't do anything about it.

"Hmph!" The old man pointed at me with a black line on his face for a long time: "I tell you, this matter is settled like this. You have to marry whoever the old man says to marry. Besides, the old man just likes the daughter of the Cheng family. Dear, isn’t your mother and I also ordered by our parents? It’s not the same now that we respect each other as guests and live in harmony”[

Being scolded so bloody, I could only crawl out in desperation

Three days later, I finally met Li Ke in Yunwen Pavilion who had gone to Luoyang for a tour before returning to Chang'an.He clenched his teeth and bled profusely, and the table was full of good food and wine. Li Shu and Li Zhi were about to quarrel, but fortunately Li Ke understood my eyes and dismissed these two troublesome people.

This guy Li Ke is too bad, he can clearly see that I have something to ask him, just keep eating and drinking, talking about it, boasting that he has met many sisters in Luoyang, the eastern capital, and kidnapped him even for food and drink When the two came back, halfway through the drink, they even wanted the shopkeeper's little girl who played the piano to help him with his newly learned lyrics.

In desperation, he grabbed Li Ke's hand: "Brother, don't you want my little brother's life? This is all my hard-earned money saved by me, little brother, to catch the wind for you, singing a little song, wait a while You want my younger brother to go home and steal something and go to the pawn shop?"

"Hehe" Li Ke finally sat down, and tapped the butterfly with his chopsticks: "Brother Jun, do you have something important to ask for brother? Otherwise, based on my brother's temperament, I am afraid that I will come to the restaurant because of brother? "

"Wise and worthy of His Majesty's bloodline, I am one of the best talents in the Tang Dynasty. I really have no choice but to be a brother of Germany. We are real people, we can't beat around the bush, and our thoughts are too real. There is a difficult matter. I want to ask my elder brother to advise my younger brother. One or two" quickly poured wine on this brother.Right now, the only one who can ask for my life is this elder brother who cut off the chicken head and burned the yellow paper.

"Oh? In Chang'an City, can there be things that your second son can't do?" Li Ke first rolled his eyes at my confession with contempt, then lifted his sleeves to raise his glass, drank up the wine with a squeak, and leaned over, very interested look.

"You mean your father's housekeeper intends to marry that old scum?" Li Ke's behavior was a bit strange, his eyes widened, and he jumped up all of a sudden, why was he so excited?I'm not even that excited.