Tuning the early Tang Dynasty

"Yeah" nodded a little dejectedly: "It's the order of my parents, the words of the matchmaker, if I really get hired, my little brother, I will really be in the first place forever." He took a sip of wine, chewing viciously on a piece of meat that looks very similar. Uncle Cheng's jerky.

Li Ke glanced at me, sat back on the couch, stretched out his chopsticks to hold a piece of vegetables, with a serious expression on his face, then put it down again, and looked at me: "Do you have someone you like? Tell me first."

"The person you like?" The figures of two lolis immediately appeared in my mind, one was the gentle and lovely Ludie, and the other turned out to be that bad girl Li Shu.I trembled in fright, why am I really going to transform into an evil uncle and attack little Lori?

"Hey Brother Jun, I'm asking you something, why did your face turn so ugly all of a sudden?" [

"My stomach, my stomach hurts, I really don't think so." Facing Li Ke's contemptuous gaze, he hesitated a little: "Actually, Ms. Qin Yan is not a favorite, but she has some good feelings. Besides, Ms. Qin may be someone." To Qin Ms. Yan's feeling may belong to the psychology of worshiping the face of a star, not sure.

Li Ke choked out his wine, coughed dryly for a while, and pointed at me. "Brother Jun is really" laughed openly, and it took a long time before he seemed to think of something, and stopped the topic again.

"Say it, boss" he held Li Ke's hand vigorously. "Brother really wants to save younger brother, otherwise, in the future, younger brother will definitely live in dire straits, and it will be hard to see the light of day."

Li Ke finally couldn't stand it any longer: "Stop it, my dear brother, I will definitely think of a good way for you so that you won't become Uncle Cheng's son-in-law, right?"

"That's great! As expected of the elder brother in my heart, my admiration for you is like Taotao." I was too excited and used Zhou Xingxing's famous quotes. The result was that Li Ke finally lay on the bed pale face, tendency to vomit

"Looking for him?" I didn't quite understand Li Xiongtai's meaning, and repeated Li Ke's words with blinking eyes.

"Yes! Look for him." Li Ke nodded with certainty.

"But, I said, Brother Wei, it seems that my marrying a daughter-in-law has nothing to do with your uncle, right?" After drinking, it was hard to listen to Li Ke's words.

"My uncle? Uh huh, I'll give you a trick that will definitely work, believe it or not." Why is this guy's voice so weird when drinking.

Sitting on the soft couch in a daze, Li Ke's expression didn't look like he was joking, maybe that uncle prince really has such great energy to make the old man change his mind and let me escape the sea of ​​suffering.Li Ke had already patted his chest frantically just now and promised to invite this Uncle Li for me, but he couldn't just cry and ask this uncle to help him as soon as we met, right?

With short hands and a soft mouth, he has to think of a reason, so that this Uncle Li can't help but be sympathetic

"Brother Wei De, what hobby does this uncle have?" He poured wine for Li Ke, and if he got a little more information, he would be more sure.

Li Ke was a little surprised, and touched his clean chin: "I really didn't care about this brother Mo An, I will think about it later." Then he patted his thigh: "Yes!"

"What's the matter?" Brother Li Ke has it?It's amazing, I haven't seen a miracle that a stallion can be pregnant

"With the talent of a virtuous brother, it's so difficult to casually get a novelty or two hahaha." Li Ke raised his long sleeves, drank another glass of wine, winked at me, shit!

""I #￥%##..., this guy is talking nonsense, novelty, what is novelty, Uncle Li likes to talk nonsense about military affairs with me when I drink with me , even if I want to start from this aspect, but the horseshoes and gloves I developed with all my heart and blood have been presented as treasures by Li Ke, a scumbag, and the Zhenguan pen was presented by the little Lolita I'm out, what's left?It's impossible to give Uncle Li a pair of beautiful earrings, right?If I really gave it to Uncle Li's beautiful lady-in-waiting sister, it would be a headache if I didn't have a pair of barbarian gold collars put on my ears by the hairy-faced guards.

Seeing Li Ke's lewd smile, I wish I could stab this girl with a knife, knife?My gaze involuntarily fell on the treasured sword I was displaying handsomely by my side.Wa hahaha!I'm so smart

"Brother Jun? If you have something to say, speak slowly and listen to me." Li Ke watched me laughing wildly as I pulled out the sharp sword, worried that I would suddenly go crazy and chop off his head with a knife.

"Brother is a word that wakes up the dreamer, and younger brother contributes my meager strength to the prosperity and prosperity of the Tang Dynasty, improves the combat effectiveness of our army, and contributes to the construction of spiritual civilization and material civilization of our army." I am so excited. Lifting Li Ke's hand, foam flew from the mouth. [

"" Li Ke accompanied the smiling face and pulled his hands as hard as he could. Unfortunately, his strength was not as strong as mine, so he had to face the storm with a sad face and look forward to the future of Datang with me. In the end, the two wine lunatics sang together Mother Tang, frightened the people in the private room around me. Fang Cheng hid downstairs under the pretext of looking at the mount. He was shy for such a big man. Really, ignore him. Let's continue. Li Ke's wine is good, half drunk When I was half awake, I was able to stand on the table with one leg and dance the newly learned Hu Xuan dance, which made me high-five in admiration.

Li Ke was halfway through the dance and wanted to invite me to share the stage: "Brother Jun, er, come and dance with me!"

"Brother can dance on his own, but I will applaud and applaud my brother!"

Li Ke pointed at me and laughed loudly: "My dear brother, don't be too polite. From now on, we are all one family. Just call me third brother."

Sneering at this guy's crazy talk, watching Li Ke, who is profuse and sweaty, playing monkey games on the couch, eating big vegetables, drinking fine wine, whistling from time to time, and booing for this guy once or twice

The fat shopkeeper was crying, with sweat on his forehead, and the waiter who had won a ticket stood guard at the door of the private room, for fear that the two psychopaths inside would demolish the restaurant.