Tuning the early Tang Dynasty

"Mr. Dong Guo said to the wolf: 'Let's do it according to the folk rules! If three old people say that you should eat me, I will let you eat me.' The wolf happily agreed. But there were no pedestrians in front of him, so the wolf forced him to go. Ask the apricot tree. The old apricot tree said: "The tree planter only spent one apricot seed to plant me. For 20 years, his family has eaten and sold my fruit and enjoyed enough profit. Although I have contributed a lot, to He is old, but he will be sold to this craftsman's shop for money. You don't respect the wolf's kindness, why can't it eat you?' The wolf was about to pounce on Mr. Dongguo when he saw a cow again, so he forced Dongguo to eat you. Mr. asked the cow. The cow said: "I was exchanged by the old farmer with a knife. He used me to pull carts, plow the fields, and support the whole family. Now I am old, but he wants to kill me. I profit from my flesh and bones. You have no respect for the wolf, why can't it eat you?' The wolf became arrogant again after hearing this.

Just then came an old man with a quinoa stick.Mr. Dong Guo hurriedly asked the old man to uphold justice.After hearing what had happened, the old man sighed and tapped the wolf with a quinoa stick and said, "Don't you know that tigers and wolves also talk about the relationship between father and son?"Why do you still betray someone who has kindness to you? The wolf quibbled and said: "He bound my hands and feet with ropes and pressed my body with poems and books. He clearly wanted to suffocate me in an airtight bag. Why didn't I eat this kind of person?" ’ The old man said: ‘You all have your own reasons, and it is difficult for me to judge.As the saying goes 'seeing is believing'.If you can get Mr. Dong Guo to put you in his pocket again, I can testify for you based on the fact that he murdered you, so wouldn't you have a good reason to eat him? The wolf happily obeyed the old man's persuasion, but it didn't expect that what awaited it was the sharp sword of the old man and Mr. Dong Guo after it was tied up and fell into the bag.

Mr. Dong Guo told the story to the old man one by one, and at the end, he kicked the wolf corpse very sadly and annoyed: "I treat him with kindness, but you repay him with hatred. My kindness is all yours." This beast misunderstood." The old man shook his head and laughed loudly: "I want to ask you, sir, how can people and things be compared?"Discuss morality with wolves, discuss reason with trees, discuss kindness with cows, and discuss matters with old man. The old man laughed and left, leaving Mr. Dong Guo alone, staring at the wolf corpse in a daze without saying a word."

? ?What's going on?Uncle Li is sitting in meditation again?The elder sister of the court lady writes like flying, and what I write is exactly the story of the Zhongshan wolf told by the young master. [

"My virtuous nephew, my virtuous nephew deserves a gift from the old man." After a while, Uncle Li stood up, straightened his crown, and bowed his hands to me very solemnly.The lord salutes to my little brat?It's too big, we don't dare to accept it, we rolled and crawled over to the bed and quickly supported him, and walked over with a big bow first: "Uncle, don't kill my nephew, if my father finds out about this, I'm afraid it will be tomorrow." My son was hanged at the gate of the mansion and waited for the Chinese New Year."

"Hahaha my nephew is here, come and sit down. The old man thought that my nephew is a great talent with deep plans, great ambitions, and unwillingness to be left behind." Uncle Li grasped my hand tightly, hearing this So, I can't help but not be afraid, Uncle Li seems to have really suspected that I am a Tibetan spy?Or it is the current counter-revolutionary who is dissatisfied with the harmonious society of the Tang Dynasty and wants to replace it.

"Uncle, nephew, nephew"

"Don't worry, nephew, don't need to explain that the old man judges people, he hasn't passed his eyes yet." Uncle Li smiled at me with his bright front teeth, I wanted to cry

"I'm teasing you! Who made my nephew startle me so many times that I am ashamed hahahaha" Fuxu laughed, his voice and expression were very happy.I'm a little confused, what does this old guy mean? He salutes and acts weird for a while, whether he is taking me as a counter-revolutionary or as a national treasure, can you tell me?

"I have been with my nephew several times, and my nephew's temperament really suits the old man's appetite. The old man believes in the jokes of the nephew's god-man's dream. Such a simple and honest nephew, who is so resourceful and scheming, I am afraid Yes," Uncle Li said with emotion.Of course, I'm afraid that I'm the only one in the entire Datang high-level circle, who made me a time traveler.

"However, I still feel that the law should be explained to the civil and military men of the Manchu Dynasty and the gentlemen of the world."

Uncle Li looked at me with a smile, very kind eyes and kind expression, but I don't think this old guy is a good bird.

""Is the old guy trying to fart or what?I am ashamed to say that your brother is much more pure than me. He first formed an alliance with the barbarian, and vowed to kill the horse to form an alliance. Bite, Jieli Khan quickly became a lamb in Comrade Xiao Li's mouth.This is how East Turkic took care of your brother. He is a model of violating the contract law, a model of ransacking his family and exterminating his family.

"Do you want to change the slaughter into captivity? After annihilating all the tribes that dared to challenge the authority of our Tang Dynasty, all those who surrendered and captured will form a development corps, and all will be exiled to the south to reclaim the land and earn their own living, so as to contribute to our Tang Dynasty's development of Nanqiang , can be regarded as a crime.” There is no choice but to propose another solution.

Uncle Li is like an old monk sitting in meditation, with his eyes down and his mouth closed, while I continued to eat, drink, and drink. The best strategy is ingenious, come here, serve two jars of wine, the old man and nephew will not get drunk today and will not return." Uncle Li finally finished his work.

After drinking three cups in a row, Uncle Li raised his eyebrows and said in a low voice, "This strategy is better than the best strategy."

"Oh?" Did Uncle Li play too much with Tian Ji's horse racing, so he opened his mouth and said nothing?Not quite understanding, he stared at Uncle Li with both eyes.

"Nanzhao! This problem has been around for a long time, and it has been vacillating between our Tang Dynasty and Tubo. However, our Tang army has few methods of fighting in a plague-stricken land, so let this Xiaoxiao be small." Uncle Li's expression was very ferocious, His eyes flashed fiercely, his tall nose was bent into a hook shape from the bridge of his nose to the tip of his nose, and his two rows of bright white teeth seemed to be picking someone to eat, more owls than owls.

"Nephew, this development corps." Uncle Li patted me on the shoulder with a kind face in a blink of an eye: "There are a lot of barbarians who don't accept Wanghua, just a few elites from my Tang Dynasty will be driven to Nanyi to open up fields. Without horses and bows, how can you not be a toothless tiger? Hehehe, Nanzhao is just a sore on one foot, nephew, I really feel happy hahahaha, I won’t return if I’m not drunk.”

Hearing Uncle Li's praise, I felt very lucky, really happy, escaped from the crisis of being cut in half, and got praise instead, it is really IQ, what is high IQ, pedigree, what is pure blood, ghost?What is a ghost who turns the world upside down and turns the clouds upside down? Rows of labels are all covered on me, just like me, wow ha ha ha