Tuning the early Tang Dynasty

I have expressed great admiration for His Majesty's kinship policy. The spirit of sacrificing the ego to help everyone is really admirable. Comrade Xiao Li wants to send his daughter to the Tubo people as a daughter-in-law. It's none of my business. A lot, at most some saliva.

Uncle Li expressed high praise for my plan to get married. If the plan is successful, it will not only weaken the fighting power of Tubo, but if it is used properly, it may even cause civil strife in Tubo. He had already swallowed his saliva and waited for the Tubo people to fight each other.

Fortunately for the rest of his life after the catastrophe, Uncle Li's belly is comparable to the sum of the four oceans, which is so comforting. If you have to drink to suppress the shock, how can one or two jars hold it down?At least ten or twenty altars are right.The sky is dim and the earth is dark, and the sun and moonlight are not enough to describe.With a round belly, he bid farewell to Uncle Li, played his drunken fist and arrived at the gate of the garden only to realize that something was wrong, what did he do?The Buddha who sells cakes has forgotten his business.

Thinking of that Miss Cheng who appeared in the dream who looked like Uncle Cheng, in an instant, I had achieved great feats, and I was forced into a cold sweat by the alcohol all over my body. Kun also couldn't stop him, shouting and eating the fly ash I raised. [

As soon as he ran into the door, he saw the elder sister of the palace lady kneeling in front of the couch. Uncle Li seemed to be explaining something, the elder sister of the palace lady was blushing and looked very shy.What's wrong, the evil uncle is molesting people during the day?As expected of being uncles and nephews with Li Ke, neither of them is a good guy, you two are scumbags!

Seeing me rushing in, Uncle Li stood up, pointed at me proudly and smiled, "Hahaha, I expected my nephew would come back"

"Oh hehehe, little nephew" he laughed dryly, and for a moment, he didn't know how to say this.The same is true for Uncle Li, knowing that I have something to ask you, but insisting on making me make an extra trip is simply abusing the flowers of the motherland.

"By the way, nephew, today, don't you just come here to present this thing to Uncle, right?" Uncle Li was so understanding, he waved the saber on his waist very handsomely, and asked It's so direct, I feel a little embarrassed.

"Hehehe" Uncle Li smiled and said: "Sit down and talk, my nephew is really interesting. I heard Ke'er said that my nephew invited me to meet me a few days ago, so I knew that my nephew must have something to ask me." He quickly praised Uncle Li It's clever, but Uncle Li has been drinking too much, and his eyesight is not good. The words are aimed at me, but why do you keep staring at the lady of the palace?

Before I finished my disdain, "Nephew." Uncle Li came over and deliberately lowered his voice: "Listen to Ke'er, you want the old man to help you, so that your father does not force you to marry the daughter of that old boy Cheng Zhijie?"

Look, it's so empathetic, Uncle Li said everything I was embarrassed to say for me.

I hurriedly responded, but I couldn't put the reason on Uncle Cheng, if any guard who didn't open his eyes fell into Uncle Cheng's ears, he would have to be ravaged by this old scumbag.

"No, no, it's true that this matter has nothing to do with Uncle Cheng. It's just that my nephew is still young. Although my nephew is a dude, he still has a heart to make contributions to the Tang Dynasty. He often uses the words of Huo Huoqi of Han as his base Zuo Ming: The Xiongnu are still alive, so how can the family "undress and pull up their sleeves, and let go of bold words.The bearded guard sucked in his saliva, with a disdainful expression on his face, hey, let's learn more from me!

"Oh?!" Uncle Li was very moved, but his expression was a little off. He stared at the lacquered ear cup in front of him for a while, and then looked at me. "How old is my nephew?"

"My nephew is not yet an adult, but he will be sixteen after Chinese New Year." The underage boy in his 40s and almost [-] years old hurriedly pretended to be tender, and looked at Uncle Li innocently.It's too disgusting to vomit myself first.

"I don't know." Uncle Li took a sip of his wine, "Does my nephew have a favorite daughter's family?" His eyes were a little nervous, like he was nervous?

The head was shaking quickly at the first moment, and the insidious smile of that girl Li Shu appeared in my mind. I was so scared that I shivered. .

"I'm not as young as my nephew, and I haven't even had a crown ceremony yet. Besides, my nephew is just a dandy waiting to die, making my father very angry every day, and there is no girl who can take a liking to a fool like us. people"

"Nephew is too modest, old man, but I've heard that none of the ministers in the court who have a daughter-in-law do not want to marry Fang Qing, and even this old man, after seeing his nephew, has such intentions." I don’t know my nephew.” Uncle Li stroked his beard and laughed loudly, winking at me like that

Who are you kidding me? Can this be a joke?

Quickly laughed and said: "Uncle, don't make fun of my nephew, please ask my uncle to save my nephew first."

Uncle Li said: "My nephew, my old man does have a way to temporarily stop your father from wanting you to get married." His eyes flickered, but it could be seen that Uncle Li's words were very sincere.

I really want to rush forward and kiss this understanding Uncle Li, but Uncle Li seems to have seen my thoughts from my eyes that contain the tears of my confidant, so he quickly distanced himself from me and coughed twice: "But what? It's Mrs. Fang's level." Uncle Li's eyes seemed to be filled with lingering fear, what's wrong, Uncle Li, the prince, was also punished by my mother? [

"Don't be afraid, uncle, my little nephew is here. My mother is strict with my father. She loves my little nephew very much. She can do whatever she wants. Even if my little nephew goes to the house to break the tiles, my mother will." Uncle Li listened to me. At these words, his face was a little red, and his expression was a little distorted.The guards and maids at the side all had ferocious faces, red faces, and a very hard expression.

It seems that we have said the wrong thing, he is also a prince after all, it is too embarrassing, so he hurriedly patted his chest and promised: "Uncle's life-saving grace, my nephew will always be in my heart, as long as my uncle says a word from now on, my nephew will be a mountain of swords and a sea of ​​fire. Hell, I can still go back and forth." What to be afraid of, it's better than letting yourself live in the shadow of Uncle Cheng in your next life.

"Yeah." Uncle Li nodded.But the bearded Zhao Kun standing behind Uncle Li didn't move at all, but I still saw his side face, red and black, as if he had been in the steamer for too long and it was almost cooked.

Uncle Li glanced at the elder sister of the court lady who was standing aside, whose face was getting redder and redder, and then glanced at me: "Okay! My nephew's words have come to this point. If the old man doesn't do this for you, he is not from Datang." You go down first." The last sentence was addressed to the blushing maid of honor.

"Yes" the lady-in-waiting sister bowed her head and said yes. When she walked past me, her shining starry eyes brushed over my cheeks with a hint of shame. With her exaggerated figure, she couldn't help but think of the most frequently chanted sentence in the 80s and [-]s, the United States Miss Wasp Waist

The elder sister of the court lady turned around beautifully at the door, and her palace skirt swirled like a butterfly. It was really "a good nephew and a good nephew?" What are you doing?Don't you see I'm busy?

"Nephew" got angry, and Uncle Li looked a little angry.

"What do you want uncle to do?" He hurriedly turned around and saluted Uncle Li, whoever was hooked by the palace lady turned around.

"Hehehe, is this girl good?" Uncle Li smiled lewdly, and used classical Chinese to fool us.

"Jia is very good." I tried my best to make my expression serious, Uncle Li must have seen Brother Zhu's face just now.

Uncle Li's eyes were not right, he stared hard at the back of the lady's sister: "By the way, nephew, the old man said it first, I remember that you promised today, if you go back on your promises in the future, don't blame the old man." Uncle Eagle Eyes Like electricity, the cold light overflows.

"Uncle, don't worry. Although my nephew is young, I know that a man is as good as he can be." Clapping, pulling hooks, swearing, and swearing, everything that can be used is used, and the sweat on the forehead is busy. Uncle Li seems relieved and strokes his beard. Long smile, look at our eyes are a little different, what is this old guy doing?laugh so

"Nephew, don't worry. Tomorrow, the old man will do a good thing for you first. I will make Mr. Cheng give up the idea of ​​marrying your family, and then hehehe." Uncle Li's laughter became more and more hearty, and his eyes became brighter The more kindly you are, the hairs all over my body stand on end with Uncle Li laughing. Uncle Li is not Uncle Cheng pretending to be, right?Why do I have the feeling of stepping on a thief ship.