Tuning the early Tang Dynasty

Uncle Li's promise is like a good medicine for me, my spirits are uplifted and I feel elated. Even sitting in the Hongwen Museum and looking at these eerie old masters with orange peels on their faces, I feel cute and cute.

In a happy mood, he agreed to Li Zhi's request: "Okay! Today I will spend more saliva and tell you a very poignant story. The name of this story is A Chinese Ghost Story."

"Okay, okay, Brother Jun, the story just now was too short." Li Zhi was very interested, and poured me a cup of tea flatteringly. Li Shu, who has very high ears, this girl.But it's strange to say, I don't know what's going on this time, Li Shu, this girl doesn't know what's going on today, she always peeps at me, a handsome guy from Tang Dynasty, in class, but when I look at her with righteous eyes, this girl Like a thief, his eyes wandered away.

He coughed twice, and lowered his voice: "It is said that Da Tang coughed wrongly. It was the first year of the previous dynasty, but a strange stone tablet appeared in the grottoes of the holy land of the famous Taoist "Xuanxin Zhengzong.""[

"Xuanxin Zhengzong?" Li Zhi frowned in distress: "Brother Jun, where is Xuanxin Zhengzong? Why haven't I heard of it?"

"It's strange to have heard of it." This little brat gave a blank look. What is a movie? It's just a nonsense fabrication. It makes the audience dumbfounded. It's a good movie if it opens its mouth in a daze. , and also typed eight big characters like a wide and informed: Any similarity is purely coincidental.

"Of course you haven't heard of it, but I went deep into the folk and combined a lot of historical data to dig out this story that disappeared in the dust of history from the clues."

Li Shu looked at my explanation with contempt, but this girl didn't dare to verbally attack my statement. Of course, if it angered me, I'll let you listen to it for a while, and then I'll break it down next year. The prince and princess who are fans of these two stories will definitely be suffocated to death.

"Oh, brother Jun is really powerful. Tell me quickly. I don't want to interrupt." Li Zhi is very sensible, and he will correct his mistakes. Good boy, let's not care about it: "That stone tablet not only records the history of the former dynasty since the founding of the country, He also predicted that when the "Heavenly Demon Chong Qisha" appears, the resentful couple of the seventh generation will appear, and the magic way will use the power of the two to win the world. Therefore, Jin Guang, the former master of the "Xuanxin Zhengzong", joined hands with his uncle Yanchi Together with Sima Sanniang, Xia and Sima Sanniang snatched the newly-born seventh-generation resentful couple before the Demon Sect. After a great battle between good and evil, although the baby girl of the seventh-generation resentful couple was snatched away by the sixth demon, the sixth demon also died of serious injuries. , the world is peaceful for the time being. 18 years later, the baby boy of the Seventh Grievance has grown up. Ghost. The two met at Lanruo Temple, and began a predestined fate..." My voice is very magnetic, years of life on the podium have created a typhoon that I can freely and freely, and I finished this paragraph from memory, and opened my eyes , Fuck, scare me.

What's going on, what are these little brats doing? They all squeezed over, staring at me naked with studious eyes.

"Brother Jun, tell me!" Amidst the urging voices of Li Zhi's gang of high-ranking officials and Li Shu's gang of high-ranking lolita, the radio version of "A Chinese Ghost Story" was officially staged at the end of 14 in Zhenguan of the Tang Dynasty

Telling the story, I am too involved, dancing with hands and feet is indescribable, frothy, fangs and claws are melting into the characters, just when I am obsessed with being the photographer, when the camera is aimed at Ning Caichen and Nie Xiaoqian who are kssing in the bucket, I could hear gasps in my ears, and I could hear the scolding that the thousand-year-old tree demon grandma forced Nie Xiaoqian to inhale.

Just want this effect, with the plot of the movie, there are great sorrows and great joys.

"Ning Caichen glanced back at Xiaoqian who was standing beside him, realized something, picked up a pen and wrote a poem next to Xiaoqian's portrait: ten miles of Pinghu is full of frost, every inch of blue hair is full of sorrow. Yes The moon shape only looks at each other and protects each other, only envy mandarin ducks but not immortals"

It was the sound of Qi Qi gasping again, who the hell, if you pump again, there will be gas left, those little guys who don't have any knowledge of biochemistry.

"Ning Caichen looked at Nie Xiaoqian who was hiding in the sunlight, and Nie Xiaoqian looked at him as well. The inseparable entanglement was entangled in their eyes, and under the urging voice of Yan Daxia, they knew that their fate in this world was over. do"

The poignant and touching story, the final ending, the parting of the two people, watching the audience all tear down, very proud, Li Zhi's eyes were red, and he kept blowing his nose.Li Shu's eyes were like a rabbit's, she didn't know where to look, her little mouth was pouted, what was it doing, I squeezed past her quietly, only then did I realize that she was repeating the poem just now.

"Zi Fangjun, why do you want them to be separated from life to death? Life and death can't meet each other." Sitting on the edge of the soft couch, the girl Li Shu kept angrily denouncing me. Next to her was Li Jing's granddaughter, 12-year-old Li Zhi, with red eyes. Like a rabbit, staring at me with the same hatred, you are a stern, it’s none of my business, if you have the ability, you two will also travel through time, first travel to the Qing Dynasty to scold Lao Pu, and then go to Hong Kong in the 21st century To blame Tsui Hark, you'd better bring us a solar-powered laptop when you have time.

"Is there anything wrong with me? I'm just telling this story. How do you tell me to change what has happened? I'm not the king of hell, nor my grandson monkey. I can travel through yin and yang to change life and death." I fought back, While watching those thirteen or fourteen-year-old kids wrestling and rolling in the snow like little monkeys.There is no way, those old masters don't know what to do, they all crowded the gate of the academy, and the rest of us, the elite students, chatted like crazy, honest gentlemen like this young master don't bother to roll in the snow, Unless no one is there.

"Sister, I'm so tired of talking, is there anything fun?" Li Zhi leaned on the table vigorously.

He raised his eyes to look at Li Zhi who looked like a dead dog. "You are so young, look at your vigor and vigor, what are you looking like, it's great to look at the bunch of young people outside!" I sighed with emotion, and took a sip of hot tea.

The crisp voice of the "old guy" said, "Could it be that you are prematurely aging?" No need to think about it, it must be that stinky girl Li Shu.

Glaring at her: "What do you know, this young master is pondering the mysteries of the reincarnation of heaven and earth, the mysteries of life and death, and the contact points of four seasons" [

"Hey..." Li Shu answered with nostrils, very contemptuously, turned to Li Ke and said, "Got it? Young Master Fang has become a Buddha."

"Isn't that handsome brother can't ask for a wife?" Li Zhi smiled at the side blowing the wind and lighting the fire.

"You guys" were so angry that I was almost speechless, the two vicious imperial relatives will be dealt with by me sooner or later.

With a wave of his long sleeves, he held his head high and held his chest high: "Humph, this young master is a golden immortal who can pinch and count. The world and the five elements are all in my hands." Compared with this young master.

"Brother Fang's face is really thick." Li Zhi's voice was not loud, but it still fell into my ears. Li Zhi immediately fell down in response to his stomach, without the demeanor of a prince.Li Shu covered his mouth and clucked like a little hen. Who are they?The angry Lao Tzu blushed and became angry: "This is not thick-skinned, my fairy's magic can make chestnuts from oil pans, and fire from water"