Tuning the early Tang Dynasty

"Really?!" Li Zhi's black and white eyes were wide open, Li Shu snorted, pulled back the little loli who stretched her head towards me, and gave me a demonstrative stare: "Don't trust him , I know nonsense all day long, and I’m not afraid to teach people badly.”

Am I that kind of person?See how our honest man was made up by this little eighth woman, and got angry: "Could it be that this young master, who is a majestic and heroic man, can't lie to you, a little girl?"

Li Shu couldn't hear this title the most, and immediately became impatient, and jumped over like a little game cock, his small and cute nose was almost touching my chin. "How dare you call again!"

"Hmph, what did you say I was called just now?" Looking up at the sky from the corner of your eyes, what's wrong, don't think you are a princess so we are afraid of your threat. [

"Little" Li Shu was almost fooled. He swallowed the words and rolled his eyes until he recovered his breath after a while: "Hmph, if you have the ability, you can get me a fire from the water and see if you can get it. Go ahead, otherwise, I'll let the whole Hongwen Museum know." Li Shu didn't use the black foot strategy this time, does this girl know that the uppers of my leather boots are specially thickened?

"Okay, my young master will bet on this with you. What if I don't need fire, but only need this ice cube to ignite the fire?" I laughed angrily, there is no red pigment, how dare we open a dyeing workshop? ?

"Okay! I'll just stand here and see if it really burns, I will promise you something." Li Shu covered his mouth and chuckled, his eyes flicked over slightly, making my legs weak when I threw it, four inches or five inch?Jinlian spun on the floor, Xiaoman swayed slightly and walked back to the couch, leaning on the couch, whispering gossip with Li Zhi.

"Okay! Xiao Zhi!" I stood up, rolled up my sleeves and shouted, I can say anything else, but the most important thing is that I don't want to be looked down upon by the beautiful opposite sex, even if I am a loli with a dark mind.

"Hey, brother Jun, what orders do you have, I dare not disobey." This little classmate Li Zhi likes excitement and novelty, can use his brain, and is flexible in his hands and feet. He is a more responsible follower.

"Come on, come with me to shave ice so that those who don't know the wonders of nature can learn a lot." He picked up two coal shovels, handed one to Li Zhi, held the coal shovel upside down like a sword, and pointed at the two girls. With a snort, Qi Yu walked out of the classroom imposingly.

A large piece of crystal clear ice, tsk tsk, I stretched out my hand and shook it. It weighs three to five catties. Fortunately, I wore gloves. Otherwise, within two or three minutes of bringing it from the outside to the house, my fingers could be frozen into radishes.

"Did you see that? It's made of ice water, right?" Raising his eyebrows, he waved the ice at Li Shu, "I don't have time to talk to you, but you're making fire?" Li Shu spoke with his nose disdainfully.soy Mujer!

Soon, those guys all crowded over again, their eyes focused and full of energy, it was a world of difference compared to the Plague Chicken statue in class.Ignore these guys and continue our ice grinding business. Li Zhi, who taught me to learn how to make a magnifying glass, "See, this is not enough, I have to scrape it off, and the ice must be shaved into Ling shapes." I am not satisfied with the current situation. shape, continue

Swiping and swiping finally got it done. I compared it to the sun, and stretched out my hand, which was a little numb from the cold, to try it at the gathering place. I didn’t feel it at first, shit!It's hot!He almost got chickenpox, so he stopped and blew it away, at least he could bake a mung bean-sized freckle on the face of this little eighth woman, Li Shu.

"Xiaozhi!"

"Here!" Li Zhi was very excited, but he laid out the paper according to the usual practice, and picked up the pen: "Brother Jun is ready." Yes, a promising technology assistant.

I forgot how to calculate the "Yuan Er erh" and continued: "In the winter of the 14th year of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty, the love of the ovary of the Hongwen Museum was long-term and arduous. After long-term and arduous experiments, a large number of physical studies are not allowed to turn your face. You What kind of expression is that! If you look like that for a while, don’t look at my master’s fairy art! This is almost the same, Xiaozhi, don’t forget the previous sentence, where did I say it? Hmm, it’s made of ice and both sides are raised I call it a magnifying glass, use it to face the sun, let the sun pass through it, and fall on the combustibles, Hepu, what are you looking at, why don’t you pluck some chicken feathers for me?”

Under my command, amidst the gasps, admiration and fanatical gazes of a group of future backbone elites of the Tang Dynasty, a puff of smoke slowly rose from above the bunch of chicken feathers, and the fire was drawn out of the water

"Wow!" In an instant, everyone erupted, and the sound was too loud to describe the scene at this moment. Li Shu's face seemed to have just been painted with a layer of lime, and the original watery eyes were as dull as glass false eyes God, not to mention the girl Li Zhi, her lips trembled, she pointed at me and trembled for a long time before choking out two words: "Ghost! Uh" covering her heart and twitching on the soft couch as if fainting.Li Zhi's hands were trembling, and he looked at me in such a way that I even saw the saliva dripping from the corner of this stinky child's mouth.

The entire classroom was in chaos at the entrance, a group of Tang Huaguduo screaming, some even cried, some kowtowed to worship teachers, some had epilepsy, and some had everything.

"What are you doing here?!" Old Master Chen, who had just welcomed people into the classroom from outside the library, was screaming at the sight of this, the voice of Old Master Chen who was bragging about his academic skills in front of the guests just now My vocal cords trembled, and I yelled violently, like lightning and thunder. I was so frightened that my hands trembled. A two-pound ice magnifying glass hit the head of a little kid who was holding my thigh and crying for apprenticeship. , rolled his eyes, Pa Da Tang Hua Guduo fainted again

Yan Shigu Xuezheng, the principal, was sitting upright, staring at me with a gentle, kind and pure face, and Li Zhi stood beside me, with a mournful expression on his face.A group of old masters all have black lines on their faces, panting like cows, like thugs in the yamen.On the other hand, the old man Fu, who sat in the chair with the principal, didn't know what this scary old guy was doing. His eyes were so bright, why he was staring at me like a biochemical killer.

"Is it because of the two of you?" Principal Yan straightened his long beard, his eyes were very dignified. [

"Yes" Li Zhixiao, a model of grass on the wall, looked very regretful. Under the gaze of a group of old masters, he raised his head, glanced at me, and kept silent as if in fear. Crazy, who is it, no wonder you can become the emperor if you sell your friends and ask for glory