Tuning the early Tang Dynasty

"It's the students who know they're wrong." What can I do? I was caught and showed up, and there were still a few groaning grotesques lying outside. If I knew it, I wouldn't be performing the Five Elements Secret Art in a crowded place. Lao Tzu has now become the protagonist of the criticism meeting.

"Well" Lao Xuezheng nodded, satisfied with my meekness and obedience and the regretful expression on his face, he took a sip of tea, and said slowly: "I don't often stay in the academy, but I heard that Fangfu Er Young Master, since he was seriously ill with a cough, he has all the seven orifices. If he doesn’t sing, he will be a blockbuster. "Principal Yan's expression is very kind, but the tone of his speech, I feel a little yin and yang.

"Ah?!" I'm so surprised, when did I become so famous, and I know all about it?Did I have obstructive rhinitis or constipation before?Pooh, that place doesn't belong to Qiqiao, right?

"Brother Yan" Fu Shenghua oh no, old man Fu winked at Principal Yan who was putting on a gentlemanly face, Principal Yan coughed twice and cut off the conversation, the two old men got together very gossip, muttering mysteriously what? [

The situation is a little critical, but I dare not run, run?Where are you going, I am a young man, and I am not familiar with the place where I was born in the Tang Dynasty, but if Principal Yan comes to visit my home or something today, it would be strange if the old man didn't pick my skin when I got home.

While thinking about it, I saw the two old men sitting up straight again. I even saw old man Fu winking at Principal Yan. Principal Yan smiled knowingly: "Fang Jun just now, can you make fire from the water just now?" His eyes followed The old masters looked at each other for a while: "Yeah, let's put on a show here, so that the old master can open his eyes again."

"This" is very worried that the old guy is trying to get the stolen goods.

"Brother, don't be afraid that the old man just wants to open his eyes and see the tricks of the little brother, if it can make the old man feast his eyes." Old man Fu said halfway, and smiled meaningfully at me.

"Students obey" hurriedly ordered, Li Zhi, who was still standing next to me with silly makeup, hurried out, what are you doing?shaved ice

"What about Brother Jun?" Li Zhi was very worried, subconsciously rubbed his head and asked cautiously towards me who was shaving ice cubes.The old man glared at the girl viciously, and the scared little boy scrambled away all the way: "Brother Jun, you can't blame me." His expression was very sad, but the problem was that I had already seen the essence of this stinky boy.

"Really?" The young master gritted his teeth and shaved the ice, while Li Zhixiao kept flattering him with a smiling face

"Okay, okay, I'm getting goosebumps all over, if you really feel guilty, why don't you come up and help?"

"Okay, I knew Brother Jun had a lot of adults" is another bunch of sycophantic nonsense, any little child is educated like this.It seems that I have doubts about the way our emperor's family educates. If it weren't for the status restriction, I would definitely visit the emperor's family to communicate and communicate with the emperor's parents, and offer criticism and opinions on his way of educating children.

Li Zhi shoveled a few shovels, touched his buttocks, with a very mournful expression: "It's okay if my father finds out about this matter."

He glared at the spineless future emperor: "Don't hurry up and do it, didn't you hear what that old Mr. Fu said? That guy was half-spoken, that is to say, in case the old men are happy to see me play tricks , let’s hit the snake with the stick and flatter those old guys, maybe this matter can be passed.”

"That's right." Li Zhi's eyes lit up, and he gave me a thumbs up: "As expected, Brother Jun's effort to figure out his thoughts has really come to home."

"Humph," the young master held his head high: "What's wrong with Fang Jun, my beloved Fang Jun, in astronomy and geography? This is just to let you see my best tricks, and another day I will let you see my great immortal's ability to fly through the clouds and call the wind and rain I'm afraid I won't scare you to death." Li Zhi was full of bragging and farting, while working hard, he was familiar with it, and it was much faster than before, but his fingers were very cold.

"By the way, what does old man Fu do? Why haven't I seen it before?" asked Li Zhi.

Li Zhi tilted his head and thought for a while, his expression was very confused: "I seem to have seen it before, in the palace, but what exactly does he do, I really don't know."

"" Glaring at this guy, the question just now was a waste of my saliva.

There was little smoke, the feathers ignited again, a group of old masters gasped no louder than the group of students just now, shaking like plague chickens, their eyeballs almost popped, President Yan is worthy of the demeanor of an officer, as stable as Mount Tai Sitting on the floor, her beautiful beard was grabbed a lot by her own hand, and her teeth were bared in pain.

Old man Fu was almost lying on the floor watching young master Ben play with a magnifying glass and roast chicken feathers. He was still an official who appeared in the palace, and now he looks like a curious little kid.

"It's alright, madam, alright, Mr. Fang, put out the fire soon," Principal Yan said in a sad voice. [

The two big feet stomped out a pile of chicken feathers, and seeing the headmaster staring straight at the ice magnifying glass in my hand, he quickly put his hands up: "Principal, please look at it."

"Isn't this ice?" Principal Yan's expression was very confused, and a group of teachers with gray hair and beard squeezed over gossipingly, and stretched out their fingers to touch it tremblingly: "The ice is ice." Nonsense, could it be Can Master Cost still make such a large glass magnifying glass after working hard?

Headmaster Yan's hands were trembling a little. It looked cold. He quickly put the ice cubes on the table, rubbed his hands together, and coughed dryly: "Nephew Fang Xian, since this thing is made of water, why can it be ignited? I can't guess."

"Why does this thing need to be polished into this shape?" What does old man Fu do?A smart man, so smart, he can see the profound and profound aspects of this young master's Taoism at a glance.

How to explain "this"?Touch your butt first, forget it, you can't do it if you don't fight, if these old guys get addicted to it, maybe they can get rid of this matter, so that this young master can escape the old man's crazy stick method.

Hmm, let me explain it from a physical point of view: "Everyone knows that the sun will shine, right? And it can also generate heat." Pointing to the sun, a group of old masters nodded in unison. What are you nodding, Li Zhishou?The bunch of little kids who were punished to stand outside all squeezed their heads together, and I clearly saw Li Shu's beautiful eyes, and his beautiful and slender fingernails painted with red on his ruddy lips.Worried and shocked, what are you worried about? Worried about your seventeenth brother's stupidity?Li Shu may have seen this young master's not-so-kind gaze, pouted his lips, and winked contemptuously, who is that?

I don’t have time to care about this little eighth woman: “So when we stand in the sun, we will feel hot or warm, right?” Gradually, I entered the role, and now I am a senior lecturer. In front of me, is A group of elementary school teachers who came to study, lively language, teaching and entertainment integrated teaching methods, and a new teaching method that combines hands-on and brain with reality. Under my guidance, every old student who raises his hand to answer the questions will be warmly received by everyone. The spiritual rewards of applause and my verbal praise, the atmosphere in the classroom is harmonious and warm, the eyes of students thirsting for knowledge, and the teacher's endless teaching can't describe my tidal wave of wisdom. Don't overwhelm senior intellectuals