Tuning the early Tang Dynasty

"Beautiful boy"

"" Turning his head to look at Li Zhi majesticly, what does this kid want to do?Taotao has been going on for a whole morning, and now the victim's vocal cords have been injured, so he can only pretend to be superior in front of others and keep silent.My hands are shaking a bit, I copied the training, ten times, fortunately, the training is only about a hundred words, if we are asked to copy the Four Books and Five Classics, then I would rather surrender myself in front of the old man, even if the old man chops my meat It's all a little more enjoyable.

"I think you are much more powerful than those masters." Li Zhi admiringly dropped his eyes on me, dancing up and down in front of me.

"Yeah..." He sipped his tea with a high nostril humming, this stinky kid, an accomplice and mastermind, only copied it five times, obviously it was the two royal relatives who encouraged me, but I was the one who suffered the most. [

"Look at him like that." Li Shu glared at me bitterly. His jealousy was clearly jealous of me, a student prodigy who was an elite in the Hongwen Museum and could teach the teacher.Those old masters were indeed no match for my son, they worked hard and were overwhelmed by my talent. Old man Fu was very excited, and even patted my shoulder kindly, wanting to discuss friendship with my peers. Looking at him With an old face like bark, I sternly rejected Old Man Fu's proposal, but he was still very persistent, asking me if I had time to discuss with me?What are you talking about?On the history of biological evolution or nuclear physics?I'm an elite-level dude, a busy person who eats and drinks, and I don't have the time to rub against the biochemical man whose eyes almost dissected me. Finally, my punishment is to make a deep self-criticism, and then copy ten After all the training, I will not mention it. I am very glad that my eloquence is worthy of being an outstanding young man who has been working as a teacher for many years. The review is quite deep and wide, and a bunch of old guys are mesmerized by it. , Principal Yan almost wanted to take the transcript and record it as a model for reviewing the repentance letter in the future.

A bunch of old masters don’t have a good person, they don’t pay to watch the show for free, they forced me to copy the damn training, so I let this young man go, those little guys who watched this young man make fire from ice My classmates are now staring at me with almost fanatical eyes, a little guilty, afraid that they will follow the example of modern school fans and tear up my clothes as souvenirs. It's very cold, and I don't want to hang out in the school with bare buttocks.

"If only you were a teacher." Li Zhi gazed yearningly, and I nodded deeply. If your old man, the emperor, let me be your teacher, I will give you three-seven-two-one whips Hand addicted first.

"By the way, Brother Jun, a few days after the Lantern Festival is the day when you will be crowned. If you want to talk about it, just treat me as a little brother and I will take the blame." Li Zhi was very persistent, showing that he felt ashamed of his actions , Hmm, this made me somewhat relieved, if I were his teacher, I could save those two whips.Um?Crown ceremony?

A very strange look shot at Li Zhi. "How do you know?" The crown ceremony, that is, the age of fifteen or sixteen, anyway, as long as it is a man, you can perform the crown ceremony between fifteen and twenty, this is still a good student like me, old masters I found out by chance while chatting.

"My sister asked Aunt Fang, what are you doing? I didn't ask you to provoke you." Li Zhi hummed aggrievedly.

Li Shu looked up at the ceiling with a very strange expression, and did not respond to Li Zhi's defense at all.What does this girl want to do? Hearing the secret leaked by Li Zhi made me vigilant.

"Girl, what do you want to do after inquiring about this?"

"Hmph, can you control it?" Li Shu didn't know what he was doing. He didn't meet my eyes these days. Could it be that he was afraid of my young master's righteous eyes?Since I am afraid, why do I still come and dangle in front of me every day.

"Hey" Li Zhi sighed deeply, what is this little kid doing?

"Brother Jun, my father has already decided to make a marriage!" Li Zhi continued to ponder, Li Shu's face blushed, he glanced at me, and suddenly turned pale again, this little lolita is playing tricks?

"Hey Brother Jun, I'm talking to you, why didn't you respond at all." Li Zhi was a little angry, it was too embarrassing.

"Enen" who wouldn't know how to pretend to be deep, narrowed his eyes, and nodded in a serious manner: "As expected"

"Ah!" Li Zhi was taken aback, and Li Shu also had a surprised expression.

"Ah what? This matter has long been planned by me." He showed his front teeth and pretended to be superior.

"But my sister is the only princess who is of marriageable age." Li Zhi was very anxious, what's the matter, didn't you see that the old man was setting up a stall to pretend to be a magician?

"Yeah" I didn't say anything, I stroked my hairless chin with my right hand, calculated with my left hand, continued to be unpredictable, and looked sideways at Li Shu. Sure enough, this girl looked very troubled and didn't look at me, but she was a small and cute pair. ears are raised high

"Brother Jun, tell me quickly," Li Zhi asked impatiently.

"This matter is difficult to say, as difficult as going up to the blue sky, easy to say, as easy as turning your palms." He stretched out a slap, turned over handsomely, and his posture was very chic. [

Li Zhi rolled his eyes: "Brother Jun, stop making trouble, this is a serious business."

"Then you have to ask your sister if she likes that country cadre." Pulling Li Zhi close to her, she whispered in a low voice.Li Shu, who was sitting far away, was useless even if he raised his ears. His eyeballs scratched me hatefully, and raised his orchid finger to maintain his princess-like air: "Hmph, Fang Jun, do you think I can still eavesdrop?" Girl, it's just a dead duck with a hard mouth.

"Countryside cadres" Li Zhixiao's expression was very confused.

"Ahem, you heard it wrong, I was talking about Songtsan Gampo, a rich man from the countryside," quickly clarified.

"Songtsan Gampo, a country tycoon, is really quick-witted, and this nickname fits that country tycoon." Li Zhi smiled wickedly, making me break out in a cold sweat.

"Don't worry about the nickname, you can't say this nickname. Even if you say it, the young master will deny it to death. Let's talk about the business first, and the business matters." Hurry up and change the topic. Wouldn't it be very bad for the emperor's father to trouble the young master by destroying the diplomatic relations between the two countries and so on?

Li Zhi made two hey and hey sounds very strangely, as if he was a thief: "Yeah, brother Jun, tell me."

"What else is there to say, you have to ask your sister first if she wants to marry Naxiangkeke Songtsen Gampo" Damn, who made this guy's nickname so easy to pronounce.

"Oh sister, Brother Jun asked me to ask you, are you willing to marry or not?" What did Li Zhi do, and he fell silent after asking half of the question.

"What?" Li Shu's face turned red in an instant as if it had been put into a stove and glared at Li Zhi with watery eyes: "What are you talking about?" He even glanced at me , that style makes my mouth water.

"Would you like to marry that old bastard?" Li Zhi seemed to be doing it on purpose, mainly because the stinky kid had a smirk on his face.

"Oh!" Li Zhi hugged his feet and danced a one-legged Huxuan dance. Princess Hepu fled out blushing, and was still angry when she came to the door of the classroom: "Tibetan people love to marry you, marry yourself, stinky pheasant slave, you wait." , I’ll make you look good when I return to the palace in a while.”

I rubbed my bare chin and wondered while watching Li Zhi's solo dance with bared teeth and mouth, what's going on with these two imperial relatives?

"Does your sister have someone she likes?" Looking around, fortunately, this is the school, and the girl Ludie didn't show up, and the old masters are all huddled in another room to brag about the fire. It seems that Ben just now They were very moved by the refreshing teaching method of the young master.

"Huh? Brother Jun, what do you say?" Li Zhi rolled his eyes for a long time: "What do you want to do when you ask such a question?"

"Nonsense, doesn't your sister want to talk about it? I can do some tricks, but I still have to look at your sister's situation." What does this kid mean?The expression is very strange.

"Oh." Li Zhi scratched his head, looking a bit embarrassed: "My sister won't let me say goodbye, Brother Jun, just say it, my younger brother, in fact, my sister has a favorite, but I don't know yet"

It doesn't matter who he is, as long as he has it, Li Shu doesn't need to go to Tubo to sit in the temple as a Guanyin.To be honest, although this girl has a bad temper, she often owes me money and never pays back, and is always against me, but she is a good person, and she looks really pleasing to the eye, marrying an international friend is too wasteful, it is not as good as fat water Don't fall into the field of outsiders, think about the pretty appearance of that girl, she needs to have a good face and a good figure, she is simply a stunning beauty, if she can be gentler, more ladylike, and grow up a year or two, as long as she Gogou Finger, I am afraid that the weak-willed young master will be the first to fall under her pomegranate skirt.

Pa I slammed the table and said, "It's done!" For the sake of this little loli's debts, help her, so that the young master will not have to pay for the interest. .