Tuning the early Tang Dynasty

Saying goodbye to the family and walking towards the door, I heard my mother complaining: "Master, you too, this kid is getting more and more glib, didn't he learn from that Lord Ke? "

"What are you afraid of? With the old man here, can this bastard go to heaven? Besides, Lord Ke..." The old man's voice became lower and lower, and he regrettably stopped eavesdropping on the corner. When he turned around, he frightened the old man Jump, the green butterfly appeared behind me again.

"Young master..." The clear and innocent eyes radiated a dazzling light of gossip.

"What are you doing? My son is..." [

"Ludie knows that the young master is practicing the Fang family's secret technique: Gecko Wall Climbing Skill." Did Ludie do it on purpose or what?

"Wrong!" This young master stood up his stalwart body, very open and aboveboard: "It's called Gecko Swimming the Wall, you know?" Quickly looked around, for fear that two gossips would appear again.

"Hmm..." the little head nodded vigorously.

"Green Butterfly. Do I really have such a strong smell?" I put my sleeves to my nose and sniffed it, didn't I feel it?Stretching out his sleeves, he moved towards Ludie.

"A little bit, just a little bit, I think it's been smoked by the soup for many days, son, go and wash it up, sister Zhao'er has already prepared the bath water for you." The little girl's face was a little pale, and her head turned away move.Who is it, isn't it just smelling, the expression needs to be so exaggerated?

"...Hmm!" I walked towards the small courtyard with my hands behind my back, followed by a beautiful little loli who raised her sleeves and covered her face, like a pretty little girl who was ashamed of her rude behavior...

"Oh!...fuck it." I hurriedly pulled Bai Shengsheng's thigh out of the tub, what does the maid sister mean?Before my son did anything to her, she wanted to murder her husband?

An angry old man with black lines on his face, bare buttocks melancholy facing a bucket of white steaming bath water, the temperature is at least seventy or eighty degrees high, if we just threw ourselves in as usual, I’m afraid it will be He became the steaming ghost hero of the generation, became the first dandy hero in the Tang Dynasty who was boiled because of taking a bath, became the number one laughing stock in the dandy world of the Tang Dynasty, and once again resentfully traveled through time and space. .

"Is there anyone outside? Let me in!" Angry, I don't want to feel melancholy in the cold winter months with my bare buttocks facing a bucket of steaming bath water.He picked up a blanket and put it on his body, wrapped it like an Indian third, and yelled loudly.

With a bang, the elder sister of the palace lady appeared in front of her dripping with sweat: "What's wrong, master... ah!" With a delicate exclamation, a thick red cloud appeared on the face of the elder sister of the palace lady.

A gust of cold wind hit from the crack of the opened door, so cold that I almost wanted to jump into the bucket, so I quickly wrapped the blanket tightly again.The lady-in-law turned around and hurriedly closed the door.

"My lord, this is..." He lowered his jade head, his slender neck reflected a fat jade-like halo under the warm yellow light.The watery eyes are always looking at the strangely shaped blanket wrapped around me, the white teeth are faintly visible between the moist lips, and the pretty face is like the sky full of red clouds, do you really admire this young master's majestic muscles? group?

Perhaps it was because the water mist in the bathroom was too thick, the light penetrated through the gauze-like water vapor and reflected her side, that kind of hazy temptation, coupled with the beautiful face of the maid's sister, is really... What are you doing?We are gentlemen, the second son of Fang who was almost cooked, how can we be fascinated by beauty.

"Who did this!" Swallowing, staring and baring his teeth, he raised his finger and pointed at the tub: "What's the matter with the water?"

"Water?!" The palace lady's expression was very confused: "What's wrong with the water?"

"Touch!" With her eyes, she signaled the lady-in-waiting to test the temperature of the water, "Yeah..." The lady-in-waiting covered her mouth in a coquettish manner and let out a low cry, as her hair gently slid across her jade-like white and transparent face, misty Her eyes moved slowly following her sweet steps, a touch of cherry red oozes from the fair skin, soft hands, gently covering this young master's skin.Oh... the Buddha who sells cakes, my nerves collapsed in an instant, and my sanity was disappearing at the speed of a landslide.

"You...where are you touching?" I swallowed my saliva with willpower beyond the communists, and stammered.Could it be that the young master's eyes indicated that there was something wrong?

"Didn't you let me touch it, sir?" The elder sister of the maid scratched me shyly, and drew circles on my chest muscles with her rosy index finger...