Tuning the early Tang Dynasty

"Jun'er..." A familiar call pierced my ears through the gap in the door and through the water mist like a haunting sound.

"Ah?!" Let my son's blood pressure drop directly to a negative value, instantly degenerate from a midnight werewolf into a panicked lamb, randomly grab and cover the half-untied clothes of the maid sister, take a blanket and wrap it around the maid sister, a fish jumps : "Ah!" The hot boy straightened up and jumped out of the tub, damn it, the temperature is still so high, my ass is smoking.

"Jun'er! What's wrong?" My mother became anxious when she heard my scream.The elder sister of the palace lady was also a bit at a loss. She stood blankly by the tub, clutching the blanket she was wrapped in, her pink face was full of shame, and her watery eyes looked at me jumping up and down there. Know where to hide.

"Mother! The baby is fine, but was scalded by the bath water!" He quickly declared with a loud voice. [

"Quickly open the door and let mother see, what's the burn?" The knock on the door became more urgent, and there was nothing to do, so he hurriedly grabbed another towel to surround himself, lifted the lady's sister and placed it by the door. Opening the door, my mother was swept in together with a gust of cold wind.It almost froze in place all over my body.

"Ah... you child, why are you standing here, close the door quickly!" Seeing my appearance, my mother hurriedly asked the green butterfly who came in to close the door tightly.

"...Ah, according to... Sister Zhao'er" Ludie closed the door, revealing the red-faced and shy maid sister standing behind the door and sewed on the ground.

My mother glanced back and forth between the blue-faced me and the red-faced sister-in-law with a half-smile but not a smile.

"Zhao'er, I've seen... I've seen Madam, the servant girl is taking off the second son..." The elder sister of the palace lady couldn't speak anymore, her charming face became more and more lovely, and her watery eyes were full of shame. Salute to mom.

"Really?...Jun'er." Why did my mother whisper softly, which made me feel chills.This son is indeed taking off his clothes, but he is not taking off his own. He took a peek at the red skin protruding from the gap in the blanket of the palace lady, grumbled, and swallowed: "The baby is here! Yes, the baby I'm really taking off..." There's no way, we're human, and we're telling the truth.

"Mother, oops!" My ears, my mother shot like lightning, didn't give me a moment to explain why this happened.

"You bastard, let you take a bath, what's the matter, it's all washed on the girl? Let the old man go in! It seems that the skin is itchy, isn't it?" The mother lifted my son's protruding ears majestically, and directly put This young master plunged headlong into the bathtub.

"It's hot! Mom..." I looked at my mother with tears in my eyes, bared my teeth and yelled.

"Yo... I know it's hot, bastard, I'll deal with you later!" My mother gave me a hard look, turned around, helped up the sister of the maid who was still squatting there, and stretched out her hand to wipe the skin of the maid. Sweat on the forehead: "Ludie, help Zhao'er back to the room, look at this girl, poor girl, don't be afraid, you are also a member of our Fang family, if this bastard dares to bully you, tell the old man .”

"Thank you ma'am for making the decision..." The elder sister of the palace lady had tears in her eyes, shyly letting Ludie support her and walked towards the door.

"But..." I just opened my mouth to argue, but was scared by my mother's fierce eyes, so I sat back in the bathtub and continued cooking.Watching helplessly as Ludie disappears outside the door with the help of the lady-in-waiting, at the moment when the lady-in-law's figure is about to disappear, the eye waves that are mixed with a sly smile, the shy and timid affection, are like brand marks, hot In my eyes, in my body, in my heart

"Ah! Mom, what are you doing here?" Before I finished looking at the disappearing slim figure, my mother slapped me on the forehead again.

"You bastard, yes, you can molested His Majesty's maid, it's fine if you don't see it with your own eyes, now it's better..." My mother picked up the soap juice on the side of the tub and wiped me. On my body, I continued to whisper in my ear: "Now, His Majesty has reluctantly given up such a smart person to you. It's good for you, and you have been doing these crooked ways all day long. If mother doesn't punish you, the sky will not be turned upside down."

I don't dare to say anything, what can I say, say that the maid sister seduced us by herself, and we are the victims?It wouldn't be strange if my mother rubbed the skin off.My mother was rubbing my back, and I was sitting in the scalding hot tub, and raised my eyes: "Mother, I can wash myself." Seeing the sweat hanging from my mother's no longer young face, He said with some distress.

Mother paused with her hands, her eyes fell on my cheeks, and her warm hands gently caressed my face: "Jun'er..." The kind face seemed to be recalling, but also seemed to be loving.

"Well... the baby is here."

"In the blink of an eye, you are about to grow up. For some reason, Mother always feels that...you are still that little Juner who acted like a spoiled child in Mother's arms, the little bastard who was chased all over the yard by your father with a whip, The bastard who put bugs in your brother's book bag..." Mother's voice became lower and lower, but her hands kept stroking my head, her face, like a mother who was about to send her child off to a distant home .

"Mother, what's wrong with you? The baby is fine, you..." I didn't know what to say, looking at the tears overflowing from my mother's eyes, I honestly said...

"Mother is fine, it's called this mist. Afterwards, after you perform the crowning ceremony, mother will not have the chance to wash your body. I'm an adult. At that time, it's my daughter-in-law who will come to wash my son..." The mother turned her face sideways, wiped her face indiscriminately, continued to smile and said, I can't say a single word, I can only keep nodding my head, man, I am a manly man, an excellent time-traveling youth, a celebrity in the Tang Dynasty, why are you crying? ...Damn it, but the tears just can't be stopped.

"Jun'er...what's wrong, he's a boy of seven feet, how can he shed tears casually, really..." Mother didn't know when she wiped the tears on my face with her hands, and looked at me with a smile, the tears were still there , I suddenly had a realization that my mother was the joy of seeing her child grow and thrive.

"No, baby, it's also smoked by water vapor, oh... Mom, why did you hit me again?"

"You bastard, just learn from your mother..."

"Who made my mother so powerful, even a person like my father was made to be submissive by my mother..."

"Okay, okay, don't say this in front of others, otherwise, I won't care if your father beats you."

"By the way, mother, tell me how you and daddy met before? Hehe, mother, are you shy? Oh... pinch me again!"

"Stop making trouble, look at your dirty, the water has turned into black soup, you still have the nerve to laugh! This child..."

The crescent moon must be somewhere in the zenith, and its luster is not always so cool. That night, the starlight and moonlight reflected each other in my dream. The parents of future generations are the same as my current parents. The warm smile on the face gradually overlaps and dissolves into each other... They are all my parents. I made an oath to them, and I will definitely do my best for this family and for everything that belongs to me. , guard all my possessions.

My son, who is dressed in red meat, sleeps very sweetly...