Tuning the early Tang Dynasty

Ludie almost sat down on the ground, struggled to stand up, blushed, and hummed softly for a long time: "Young master is not that kind of person." The problem is, her voice is not much louder than a mosquito , Automatically filtered from the ears of the three disgraced members of the Li family.

The wife is poisoned, Li Zhi, this stinky child, said a word, so angry that I got out of my body and ascended to heaven, my hair was almost ignited by my anger.I raised my finger and pointed at this evil Zhengtai who was still looking at me with innocent eyes. I really wanted to hang up this bitch and beat him up.

"How beautiful the air is, the world is so cute, don't get angry, can't get angry, who am I, the second male of the house, both civil and military, talented, an expert who has known for 5000 years and 2000 years, don't talk to three annoying people A guy with common sense." His expression finally returned to calm.

Li Shu couldn't understand why I, who had always had a temper like a volcano, could be so strangely calm. [

I put my hands behind my back, and stood in front of Li Shu who was still covering his waist, and fixed my eyes on her, filled with the love and affection that would not fade through thousands of years

Li Shu was a little dazed, he didn't quite understand my behavior, and his eyes were a little confused.

"Sister Hepu." Think about the consequences of a man who is in the period of voice change calling a girl's name with the gentlest and sweetest voice.The problem is, I can barely listen to it myself and want to run out and throw up.

Li Zhixiao's chin fell on my couch, his small eyes stared wide open, Yiyi couldn't fart for a long time.

Li Ke had a half-smile, sipped his tea, and watched with gusto as this young master displayed his acting talent.

Li Shu's performance was beyond my expectation, it was very strange, mainly because she was too cooperative, her small face was tanned by my gaze as if it had been painted with rose paint, and she didn't know where to put her hands, she kept pulling at her clothes The corners of my eyes didn't dare to meet my gaze, and my plump little mouth opened and closed nervously: "What do you want to do?" The snow-white white teeth made me look strange.

"My lord has something to discuss with these two princes, so I invite you to move to the front hall! My feet, damn you stinky girl" It's so outrageous that Li Shu stomped his shoes with wooden soles. on my feet.

Both eyes turned black, and it hurt me to death. Before I could recover, this little loli ran away holding the hem of her skirt. The red dress on her body was as eye-catching as a colorful butterfly on the snowy field. "Smelly Fangjun Bengong, go and tell Aunt Fang that you are bullying me"

"Brother Jun, my sister is shy." Li Zhi looked at Li Shu's back angrily, touched his little chin with lanugo, and said with a perverted smirk, who the hell?

Brother Li Ke laughed very heartily, and he used tea as wine, and he straightened his head to dry it. The face of this girl was so hot that she deserved it.

"Bullshit..." I gasped, and quickly took off my shoes, looking at the red feet, I was so sad and angry, this stinking girl, one day, I will rape you first and then kill you, kill you before rape ?Forget it, at most it's just my own obscenity in my heart, and I don't need to take actual actions. I don't want to be punished by the nine clans or scratched by thousands of knives.

"Young master, drink the soup quickly, it's getting cold, I'll rub it for you..." Our green butterfly is still gentle and amiable, holding the soup and sipping it happily, feeling the soft little hands of the green butterfly caressing the instep The tingling feeling is really... too much.

The two princes stared at me with resentful eyes, forget it, this kind of happiness should be enjoyed when no one is around, gulped down the chicken soup, handed it to Lu Die and said: "Go clean it up, go to Aunt Liu and say, today Add more vegetables."

"Hmm..." Ludie wrinkled her nose cutely, and walked towards the door with a bowl in her hand.

"Hey brother, the girl next to you is very nice. You want to have a good figure. How about that watery little face? Have you tried it?" Li Ke is so bad that even before Lu Die walked out of the door, this scumbag started to babble. Whispering, Lu Die froze, and then rushed out of the room like lightning, as if she had been scalded, I even heard the sound of dishes being thrown on the corridor, Li Ke, the villain, grinning with bared teeth: "Could it be, brother Jun?" Li Ke paused on purpose, then looked down at me shamelessly, and winked: "Brother, do you want me to take you to a good place today, and I promise to let you know The taste is amazing wow ha ha ha”

I was so angry that I almost wanted to strangle him. It was simply destroying the image of me, the top ten outstanding youths of the Tang Dynasty.

"Third Brother..." Li Zhi tugged on Li Ke's sleeve with a naive expression.

"What's the matter?"

"Take me too..." Li Ke's innocent and pure eyes stared at Li Ke with cold sweat on his face, and he laughed dryly: "Well... that, okay, another day, let's forget about today, we all agreed to Uncle Fang, we have to stay Come down to eat." Seeing how miserable I am, I feel extremely happy, like drinking sour plum water in the dog days, it's so refreshing. [

"Oh..." Li Zhi looked a little regretful, and turned to look at me. "Brother handsome."

"What are you doing?" I have a good impression of Li Zhi at this moment.

"I thought my father gave Jun Geer some incredible beauty. It turned out to be a female goblin with no flesh. Jun, you are so happy that you are sick?!" Li Zhi, a brat What do you mean, bang, I heard the sound of Li Ke and I dropping our jaws under the couch together, the mouth is so wide open, I am afraid that Li Zhi, a brat like Li Zhi, can swallow both of his heads. Brother and Taiwan exchanged a glance, and they all felt incredible.

I was dumbfounded, and pointed at this little classmate Li Zhi who loved Wu Zetian in history, I was shocked, absolutely shocked, amazing, what does this kid mean?Thinking back to the girl he cried and wanted to date, now he actually feels dismissive, what's wrong with this kid, could it be that he was infected by my domineering spirit, and changed his career from Yu Jie crazy to lolicon?Bah, bah, bah, I'm not an evil uncle, this must be declared.

"I'm talking about the pheasant slave, you, didn't you see it clearly? Your brother Jun is talking about the beautiful woman in the pink dress who walked out of this door just now..." Li Ke opened his eyes wide, put his hands on the table, and gritted his teeth. He almost put his mouth in Li Zhi's ear and yelled.

"She's too skinny! Look at her waist. I'm really worried that she'll bend her waist when she's holding things."

"Pow..." A large amount of tea saliva was sprayed out, and this young man who just wanted to drink water to calm down was so angry that he almost slapped the little guy on the ground.This guy is picky about fat and thin, who the hell, I'm not selling meat here, besides, although the maid sister's waist is a little thinner, but the sexy look of the protruding front and back is so sexy that I, an honest gentleman, almost bleed Drooling, can this also be called meatless?Could it be that Li Zhi, a stinky kid, likes his younger sister with a bucket waist?

It's amazing, my son's interest in understanding the psychological structure of the future emperor of the Tang Dynasty reached the peak, and he squeezed over: "Xiao Zhi... I have something I want to ask you."

"Brother Jun, what do you want to ask?" Li Zhi just took two steps towards me, then quickly covered his nose and stepped back, took a few deep breaths towards the door before asking.

I glared at him, and smelled it myself, it was tasteless.