Tuning the early Tang Dynasty

"Xiaozhi, come here quickly. I have something important to discuss with you. It will be of great benefit to you." I made a strange expression, stretched out the hand that rubbed the foot just now, and grabbed the stinky child. Pulled over, and took revenge on this guy in a small way.

"Really?" Li Zhi didn't pay attention to my small movements. Youngsters in the prime of life have always had a strong desire for knowledge, so they squeezed together with me very interestedly, and they were no longer afraid of the smell of my feet.

? ?Could it be that my eyes are blurred?I saw the three-ring bun appearing on the lower part of the child again.

"Gossip is forever, and it is indeed a famous saying that women will pass on forever." I sighed very much. This girl, Ludie, has an almost paranoid hobby for gossip, and she has a persistent heart. [

"Brother Jun, is this your new poem? I'll copy it for you, and my father said that my calligraphy has improved a lot during this time." Li Zhi had the urge to leave calligraphy in my study.

"Don't get down to business, business matters." If Li Zhi's calligraphy and my poems are really hung here, within a long time, my mother Lu Shi, a strong feminist, will definitely plant sweet potatoes on my head.

Squinting at the young man, Li Zhi spoke first when he just showed his front teeth: "What do you want to ask, Brother Jun?" Li Zhi's eyes became vigilant.

"I just want to ask, why don't you like such a beautiful woman with a slender waist like a willow, peach blossoms, jade fat and ice muscles, star eyes and moon eyebrows?" Li Ke, a beast sitting next to me, agreed frequently Nodding, he almost raised his hand and stuck out his tongue to agree with my son.

Li Zhi squinted his eyes at me: "I said, Brother Jun, what kind of eyes do you have? Why don't you see any girls who can compare with my sister?" Very disdainful and affectionate, my son has black lines on his face , my hand was a little twitching, I wanted to mention this little brat to be thrown down as a stone lock at the door, endured it first, continued to show both front teeth, and acted kindly: "I know, your sister is naturally very beautiful, but, apart from your sister, you Who else do you think is beautiful?"

"There is a conspiracy! Brother Jun, could it be that you are thinking of some bad trick to harm me?" The stinky boy squeezed me, nose to nose, eye to eye.

"Hmph... Who is my Fang Yiai, a real person whose happiness is based on helping others, has the time and energy to harm you, a child who has nothing to do with me?" I fell down angrily. For the sleeves, the eyes must be sincere, and the expression must be sad, like a real person who has been wronged.

"Hmph, I don't believe it." The little brat raised his chin with a look of disdain, and I was so angry that I was almost smoked.

Angry, he slapped the table with his big hand, shaking Li Ke's hands while watching the show, and almost poured a cup of hot tea into his mouth again. He didn't have time to pay attention to Li Ke's resentful eyes, and stared at this little kid : "You can't even look down on such a beautiful and sweet beauty, don't you want an international beauty like Sister Qin?"

Hearing Sister Qin's name, Xiao Li Zhi's eyes turned blue immediately, and Li Zhi swallowed hard: "I don't want to be beaten to death, by the way, Brother Jun, you always use this topic to ask me what I am?" mean?"

Li Zhi's rhetorical question made me speechless, yes, am I sick?How old is Li Zhicai?The future emperor's IQ is still not well-developed, and his sexual development is probably... Sneaking a peek at Li Zhi's small body, which is not much thicker than a bamboo pole, um, I'm afraid the sexual development will have to wait for several years, it seems This little Zhengtai’s tendency to be crazy about his sister-in-law has not yet shown, hehehe, that means, this young master may be able to guide him in a new direction, at least in the future, I don’t need to waste my young master’s brain cells for worrying that he will fall in love with our mother-in-law... …

Just as I was meditating, Li Zhi, that stinky kid, said again: "Brother Jun, your appreciation level is really very good." He shook his head in a long sigh, and waved his little head: "Sister Qin, uh... , Let’s not talk about Sister Qin, just say that the maid my father gave you is not very tall, not as beautiful as sister Qiuxiang, the maid in my room.” Li Zhi’s eyes were fascinated, and I could even see The drool at the corner of this evil little Zhengtai's mouth is terrible

"What? Qiuxiang? Then there should be a sister Pomegranate in your room, right?" I was very nervous. Tang Bohu's girl also came to Tang Dynasty for time-traveling exercises?

"Sister Pomegranate? No, but there are a few pomegranate trees in our yard, eh?..." Li Zhimeng turned his head, stared at me, blinked and said, "Do you know my Qiuxiang?" Now, it's Li Zhi's turn to be nervous "She's the concubine I want to take in in the future, so I can't give it to you."

"Who... at a young age, I only think about these things, and I don't know how to win glory for the country and make progress in my thinking. My son has always taken it as my lifelong ambition to expand the territory and drive out the Turks. How can it be like you, a big kid , I was just thinking about what to do with the little girl, poured out of the same mold as your third brother." I despise this little pervert, but it may be the space-time disorder caused by my flapping wings. For this, I should Confess for a second or two.

"Cough, cough..." Li Ke was like a tuberculosis patient, only then remembered that this guy was right in front of him, and quickly winked at the wise and mighty Prince Ke, and said in a low voice: "Brother, don't make trouble, isn't this just kidding? "

"Brother Jun is really..." Li Ke rolled his eyes in resignation, and drank a mouthful of tea very depressed.

"You're not that old! You've already taken concubines, but this king just has this idea and hasn't implemented it yet." Li Zhi fought back without showing weakness.

"Pay back the money!" Dare to argue with my creditor?Angry, I glared at Li Zhi bitterly, and spread my big hands. Matching our strong muscles and burly figure, I had the aura of gangsters asking for debts and red flowers with double sticks. [

"Brother Jun, don't worry, it won't be good if you hurt your body. You are still sick, drink chicken soup and let me go for a few days. My money is really tight this month." Li Zhi also learned to follow with a playful smile. I'm playing tricks, rubbing my three fingers there... who is good enough to learn from me.

But that's good too, I'm finally relieved, in the future, let's teach the future Emperor of Tang Dynasty carefully and carefully, let him look a little farther, open his mind a little, and don't keep his eyes on him. For young women, we must look forward to the future of the motherland. After 20 years, His Majesty Li Zhi will become a lolicon, and the safety of our family will be worrying... Wahahaha.

"Brother Jun, what are you doing? You are smiling so sinisterly." Li Zhi almost squeezed to the stove, very afraid of my sinister laughter and hideous expression.

Brother Li Ke finally drank a stomach full of hot tea, watched a good show, and clapped his hands in a very happy mood: "Okay, okay, brother Jun, for the sake of brother, let me go for a while, come on." There must be a report every day, now." Brother Li Ke touched his stomach and sighed: "Before you know it, the time flies so fast?"

"...Oh brother, I forgot if you didn't mention it. Please hurry up. The food must be served in the back hall. Please hurry up, both of you." He took the two princes and walked out.

Arriving at the back hall, hey, people haven’t arrived yet, it doesn’t matter, Lu Die is setting up a table with a few servants to refill tea, "Brother, please sit down, Xiao Hong, go and let Aunt Liu in the kitchen be more tidy, and by the way, put this The master cooks the stewed pork and bring it to His Royal Highness King Wu." He waved his hand to the door imposingly, and a busy maid responded crisply, and ran out of the hall with her feet lifted.

"Ah... Brother, don't you hate the oily fumes the most on weekdays, besides, a gentleman stays away from the kitchen, and your old illness has relapsed and you haven't recovered yet..." Brother Li Ke pointed at me in surprise.

"Brother, what you said is wrong..." I just couldn't hear it, and I stood up as a young man in the new society, staring at Li Ke with righteous eyes, the bloodline inheritor of Li Shimin, the biggest imperialist leader in the Tang Dynasty .