Heavenly Court Exchange System

() Hearing what the little monkey said, Chu Jiang suddenly felt that the sky was thundering, and what the fuck was all about, so he said in his heart: "I don't want to pick up soap, I don't engage in foundation, and the most important thing is , I don't have the eccentricity of bestiality."

"Then you are going to save me." The little monkey who was crying in the bottom of Chu Jiang's heart, heard Chu Jiang's words, suddenly burst into laughter and asked.

"Hehe~" chuckled in his heart, Chu Jiang didn't answer the little monkey's words, walked straight to Xiaoying's side, and said to Xiaoying: "I'm going out, I'll take this little monkey away."

After finishing speaking, without waiting for Xiaoying to react, he directly dodged the little monkey from Xiaoying's hands, then quickly dodged, waved at Xiaoying, and the figure slowly faded out of the system hall.

"Yeah, I'm so pissed off, this damned Chujiang, that damned bastard, dare to treat me like this, let's see if I won't let you look good next time, ah, I'm so pissed off." Watching Chujiang disappear into the hall Xiaoying jumped left and right in the hall angrily, cursing, venting her unhappiness.

"Pfft~" At this moment, Xiaoying spewed out something like mist from her mouth, and then the whole figure seemed to become a little lighter.

"Hmph, you don't take me seriously now, and you dare to overstep your authority. Haven't you been hurt for a long time, Jiumei?" At this moment, a majestic man's face appeared in front of Xiaoying. The figure said to Xiaoying angrily.

"Brother, my little sister knows I'm wrong, but our existence is to make the Supreme stronger, and I did nothing wrong. Moreover, the Supreme has no ability to solve this incident." Xiaoying heard the man's words, dissatisfied argued.

"Hmph, this time you are wise, you didn't force yourself, otherwise, this rule was originally set by the Supreme, even the Supreme, you can't change it, you know it." The man Xiaoying called myna, said Said.

"I see, starling, I won't dare to do it again next time." Xiaoying said after hearing what the man said.

"Well, forget it this time, hey, look at you, come, let me heal your wounds." The man looked at Xiaoying, whose figure had faded, and said, sighing.

"Thank you starling." Xiaoying said after hearing what the man said.Then, the man waved his hand and shot out a white mist of gas, which entered Xiaoying's body, and immediately condensed Xiaoying's faded body.

Not to mention so many things happened in the system space, but to say that Chu Jiang returned to the real world with the little monkey. Just when Chu Jiang regained a little consciousness, he seemed to feel a little hot, no, it should be that kind of The fiery feeling, really, is like being inside a fire, very hot very hot.

"Well, what's the smell? It's so fragrant. It's the smell of barbecue. No, why is it so hot all of a sudden? Damn, yes, it's that dead monkey. Let me wipe it." Chu Jiang's nose sniffed vigorously, and suddenly healed. Thinking about something, combined with the fact that I am very hot, it seems that something really happened.

"Damn it, you dead monkey, see if I don't play with you to death. Dare to set me on fire if I wipe it, I'll wipe your brother-in-law." Sure enough, Chu Jiang opened his eyes excitedly, watching himself being burned The bed and clothes turned into ashes, don't mention how distressed it will be, these are all white money, just burned like that.

At this time, Chu Jiang was naked, and the body of the iron cloth shirt that had been cultivated was burnt black and gray by the flames of the little monkey. It looked as if he had just crawled out of the coal pile, which was really funny.

"Master, I was wrong, no, this, I didn't pay attention for a while, I didn't restrain myself, that, you let me go, I don't dare to do it again." The little monkey looked at Chu Jiang's appearance, and immediately put on his clothes. Putting on a pitiful look, he begged bitterly in Chu Jiang's heart, his voice even sobbing.

"It's useless, you didn't pay attention, you are just waiting for an opportunity to retaliate, see how I deal with you." Chu Jiang heard the little monkey's explanation, and he would believe it. The cunning was discovered by himself, so he said viciously in his heart.

"Master, you can't abuse me. I am a national sss-level protected animal. If you abuse me, you will be punished criminally. If it is serious, you will be jailed. And then I will protect you in the future. You can You can't treat me like this." Hearing Chu Jiang's words, the little monkey yelled in his heart that he was not good, but he still pretended to be ignorant and flirtatious to Chu Jiang, lowering his lower limit.

"Stop, don't you forget that I am your master, I know what you think, don't ask me to lower your lower limit, and I don't need you to pick up soap, but you really should take a bath, consumer Dispel your anger." Chu Jiang interrupted the little monkey's cuteness, said, and then led the little monkey to his bathroom.

"Come in." In the bathroom, Chu Jiang filled the bathtub with water, and then threw the little monkey into the bathtub.

"Master, help, help, I can't swim, help, kill the monkey, help, sister Xiaoying, help." The little monkey was thrown into the water by Chu Jian, and its paws slapped the water surface randomly, as if Really not like water, chirping in his mouth, shouting hoarsely in the bottom of Chu Jiang's heart.

"Fuck you, you can't swim, who are you kidding, you are not only a fire monkey, but also a water monkey, you can't swim, fuck you, I don't know your tricks, let you Take a bath, just take a bath, if you are told to stay inside, stay inside, don’t talk to me, be careful and I will send you back.” Hearing the noisy voice of the little monkey, Chu Jiang pretended to be vicious Then he stuck out his tongue and licked his lips.

"Master, well, I was really wrong, I dare not, I won't act cute anymore, it's shameful and immoral to act cute, we should strictly despise people who show cute, we should despise them." The little monkey heard Chu Jiang's words, opened his mouth and said.

"You're right. It's shameful to be cute. Those who are cute should be burned to death." Chu Jiang looked at the little monkey and continued to lick his chapped lips, as if he was thinking of something bad. It felt like a hungry wolf was staring at the food.

"Master, don't look at me with such eyes. Didn't you say that you are not gay? Or are you just getting to know me, sorry? I knew all of you men were like this." The little monkey looked at Chu Jiang. With thirsty eyes, I only felt my pores dilated, and I felt cold sweat all over my body, even in a bathtub full of warm water.

"Fuck you, I don't care about sex." Hearing what the little monkey said, Chu Jiang was furious, but in the end he accidentally slipped his hand, and the soap fell on the ground.

For a while, in the bathroom, one person and one monkey stared at the Safeguard soap that fell on the ground. They both stopped, as if time stood still, and even the sound of breathing could be heard. The whole bathroom was covered by an ambiguous Ambience wraps.