Heavenly Court Exchange System

() "Hey hey hey, master, your soap has fallen off, what should I do?" The little monkey happily swam in the bathtub full of water, watching Chu Jiang's soap fall from his hand, suddenly With two front paws resting on the side of the bathtub, looking at Chu Jiang and chirping, he laughed in Chu Jiang's heart.

"The soap fell off. Damn it, it fell off. Be careful next time. Forget it. I'll go out and buy bath soap tomorrow. It's all this dead monkey. I'll wipe it off." Chu Jiang looked at the little monkey and listened. Looking at the little monkey's gloating words in his heart, he roared angrily in his heart, those eyes looking at the little monkey seemed to be about to spew out fire.

"Master, master, your soap has fallen, why don't you pick it up, master, don't look at me with that kind of eyes, it's the first time for me, I will be shy, master, your eyes look so scary, Master, why don't you go see your soap, or do you want me to pick it up for you?" The little monkey looked at Chu Jiang's fire-breathing eyes, and remained unmoved, continuing to disgust Chu Jiang, still Pretending to look like I'm terrified.

"Get out of here, I don't want to pick up soap, and I don't need you to help me pick up soap, you get out of here, fuck." Hearing what the little monkey said, looking at his awkward posture, thinking Looking at the red butt, Chu Jiang felt that compared with this monkey, he was actually not too cheap.

I saw Chu Jiang walked to the front of the bathtub, staring at the monkey. At this time, the monkey had controlled the flames all over his body, and he looked like a normal monkey, but the hair that was more golden than gold showed This monkey is likely to be extraordinary, and also, ordinary monkeys are certainly not so cheap.

Chu Jiang stretched his hand into the bathtub, trying to catch the little monkey, but the monkey was so clever, it dived into the bathtub immediately, and used its natural ability to control water, so that Chu Jiang could not find him .

"Hey, you are very powerful, but you are still young." Chu Jiang looked at the white mist in front of him, and he didn't know that it was the monkey's ghost, so he said with a smile, the smile was so thin Fraud, so treacherous.

"Sky Eye, open, I found you, you have everything in your sleeve, let me decide." Sure enough, Chu Jiang saw the index finger and middle finger of both hands together forming a sword, wiped it in front of his eyes, opened the Sky Eye, and found the leisurely laughing at the bottom of the water. The little monkey, and then used his sleeves to stop the little monkey.

At this moment, the little monkey, who was lying leisurely at the bottom of the bathtub, suddenly felt that he could not move. At this moment, a big hand descended from the bathtub and grabbed him, and lifted himself out of the bathtub.

"Chirp, chirp, chirp." The little monkey looked at Chu Jiang in front of him and yelled, but in Chu Jiang's heart, what he said was this sentence.

"Sleeves, shit, master, I was wrong, no, you don't have clothes on, no sleeves, how did you use your sleeves, master, you cheated, you cheated."

"Hey, you're amazing, aren't you? Damn, I'll teach you to tease me, teach you to disgust me, tell you to play tricks on me, and see how I play you to death." Looking at the monkey in his hand, Chu Jiang felt refreshed for a while, This monkey is too immoral, there is no lower limit, he is disgusting to himself, now it's up to him how to deal with him.

"Master, you actually caught him, oops, I'm so sorry, I'm so shameful, no, I'm so shameless, I said, how you want to treat him, he will do whatever you want, but this is the first time for him, you Be gentle with others, remember to have baby oil, or it will hurt." The little monkey looked at Chu Jiang's angry and proud look, and said in his heart.

"I'll wipe your brother-in-law." Hearing what the little monkey said in his heart, Chu Jiang only felt a rush of blood. If he hadn't been injured just now, Chu Jiang would definitely think that his internal injury had recurred.

"Master, I don't have a younger sister. If I have a younger sister, I haven't married yet. Where did my brother-in-law come from? Besides, my brother-in-law may not necessarily be good to someone else." The little monkey heard Chu Jiang's swearing, not only didn't Afraid, instead she opened her mouth to continue molesting Chu Jiang.

"Besides, the original master, you like male monkeys. I told you earlier, he is also a first-class male monkey. The new generation of beautiful monkeys in the monkey world is talking about him. Come on, be gentle, don't take pity on me Come on violently." Seeing that Chu Jiang's head was full of black lines, the little monkey was even more proud, so he continued to be disgusted with Chu Jiang.

"Get the hell out of here." Hearing this sentence, Chu Jiang couldn't bear it any longer. He went directly to the window, threw the monkey out, and shouted.

"Damn, master, you are too cruel. You are so high, you will kill the monkey. Master, help me. I am a monkey, not a bird. I can't fly. Ah, I will kill the monkey, help me." Jiang was thrown out of the bathroom window, and the little monkey realized that he could not fly yet, so he had to ask Chu Jiang for help from the bottom of his heart.

"Hmph, handle it yourself, I warn you, you are not allowed to use spells, otherwise, you will be at your own risk." Chu Jiang ignored the little monkey's plea for help, and he understood that this monkey was sent by the system to trick him and disgust him. Damn it's still a monkey? It's too disgusting. It's like leading bad children and teaching bad teenagers.

"Damn, you are a devil, not a human. When I get better, I will definitely explode your chrysanthemums, and then find a female monkey to explode your chrysanthemums together." Hearing Chu Jiang's words, he looked at his falling body, and looked here As he got closer and closer to the ground, the little monkey seemed to see the tragic situation of himself falling on the ground, and cursed Chu Jiang in his heart.

"Damn it, you wait for me to see how I deal with you, you fucking want to explode my chrysanthemum, hehe, believe it or not, I will exchange a rotten monkey and a basic monkey in a few days, or You little monkey, let’s burst your chrysanthemum first.” Chu Jiang heard the little monkey’s curse in his heart, and suddenly felt a chill in his lower body, and his chrysanthemum tightened, and then he said viciously to the little monkey.

"Master, you are too vicious." The little monkey felt his chrysanthemum tighten when he heard Chu Jiang's words, as if he saw his miserable state later.

A beautiful female monkey stood aside, and a male monkey stared at her squintingly, and then the female monkey directed him and another male monkey to be two monkeys, so, so, so... ...(The following plot is not suitable for children, please make up your own brain...) Then, the chrysanthemum that I kept for so long disappeared for the first time.

"Boy, don't force me. You asked for it yourself. If you fight with me, you'll still be broken." Hearing what the little monkey said, Chu Jiang said happily from the bottom of his heart, and took a bath happily in the bathroom. While humming a bathing song, I was in a very happy mood, so happy that I was about to explode.

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