The legend of the poisoner online game

Sister Qi's words are very tempting. At first, the brain teaser has aroused everyone's interest, but the word "not suitable for children" has made everyone's appetite even higher, and the last "sweet kiss" is not interesting. 'Sex-interest' was also mentioned to people. (The update speed is the fastest, remember this site to find this site)

"Please listen to the questions. The first question: On the wedding night, type a place name."

"Kaifeng."

As soon as Sister Qi finished yelling, someone yelled immediately.

"Um, the answer is correct, welcome to join the Star Gang." [

"What about the sweet kiss?"

"You wait for a while, gather enough people to come together." Said sister Qi and read out the second topic: "Count the number of prostitutes, and type the name of one item."

"Computer (chicken)."

Contrary to Sister Qi's expectation, another person hit her with an arrow: "The Xingchen Gang welcomes you."

"Next question: Prostitutes strike, using a historical term."

"Anti-Japanese."

"Welcome to the Star Gang."

"Then whore-clients stop whoring."

"Boycott Japanese goods."

"Crazy go to the kiln, name a work title."

"Diary of a Madman (prostitute)."

"The eunuch's last cry, hit a song title."

"Keep the roots."

"When a brothel opens, it's a newspaper term."

"Contributions are welcome."

"The prostitute stands at the door, type a zoological term."

"Migratory birds."

"Baogong visits brothels for free, just type an idiom."

"Blue sky and white sun."[

"Condoms, type an idiom."

"It's just around the corner (days only)."

"The brothel is full, use an idiom."

"Organized."

"After taking Weige, type an idiom."

"As the days go by (add) longer."

"The income of the escort lady, in an idiom."

"Increasing with each passing day."

"A woman has divorced several times, using an idiom."

"All previous efforts (public) are in vain."

"Who-prostitutes never give money, name a drink."

"Old Baigan."

"A group of men raped a woman and played a sport."

"Group gymnastics."

"A group of men watching pornographic videos and playing sports."

"Rowing (very)."

……

There are many talents among the players, and every question asked by sister Qi, someone will give an answer within ten seconds at the longest, which made Xiao Yu deeply appreciate how great the wisdom of the masses is. What the hell, they answered so many evil questions fluently, if they were all included, would the atmosphere of the gang be good in the future? See, it won't be long before a large-scale rectification movement will be launched.

Just as Xiao Yu was figuring it out, at the door of a shop opposite, a dozen guys were chattering loudly. After a while, a group of players surrounded them. Xiao Yu was far away and couldn't hear their words clearly. Speaking, but the vests on the heads of these people can be clearly seen, they are all from the Star Gang, they jumped from the tree, and Xiao Yu also surrounded them.

"Hello everyone, good evening, brothers and sisters. As the new deputy head of the Voice of China Orchestra of the Star Gang, all the members I recruited today will have the opportunity to join the Voice of China Orchestra. Our goal is very simple and very interesting. Let me tell you Everyone understands, that is the old tradition of our Chinese nation, couplets..."

The person who spoke turned out to be the alcoholic who ranks third in the gang. I want to have sex with you, but I don’t know when he became the deputy head of the Good Voice Orchestra. Xiao Yu stood in the crowd and listened to his vernacular words quietly. .

"... (About eight hundred and three characters are omitted here), well, I invite the elites of the Good Voice Orchestra of the Star Gang to write a couplet for everyone, please..." [

As soon as the voice of "I want to do it with you" fell, someone stood up behind him.

"Hi everyone, I'm a sophomore in the Chinese Department of Hainan University. I'm a sophomore. The first couplet I'm going to publish is: My daughter of Huanghua yesterday. Please answer the second couplet."

"Haha, it's simple. My second line is: Today's woman is a family."

"That's right, there are those who publish horizontal batches, and horizontal batches of classics are also included in the gang."

"I have a horizontal batch: a 'day' difference."

"Okay, you two and I, come here to apply for help..."

As soon as the representative of Hainan University withdrew, another person walked out.

"Hi everyone, I'm from Guangzhou University, Department of Chinese, undergraduate, freshman. The background of the couplet is the wedding night, the couple of the bride and groom. The couplet I wrote is: New couple, new bed, new bedding, sharing new love."

"This me, my second line is: It hurts, itches, feels comfortable, and do good things."

"Okay, that's right, what about the horizontal criticism, who is the horizontal criticism?"

"Hengpi: Welcome in the lane."

"You two have passed the test, follow me here to join the club."

"Hello everyone, I'm a freshman in the law department of Shandong University. The couplet I wrote is: One up and one down to create a harmonious realm."

"My second line is: one in and one out to create a new generation."

"Criticize me: life lies in movement."

"Hi everyone, I'm a sophomore in the history department of Tianjin University. My Shanghai couplet is: Attack on Pearl Harbor at night, and the beauty is fertilized."

"Second couplet: Two atoms, Japan and Germany surrender."

"Hengpi is here: World War II."

"Hello everyone, I'm a third-year student in the Department of Mechanical and Electrical Engineering of Peking University. My upper line is: Eat and drink, don't worry about things."

"My second line is: pick up girls, play with birds, every second is comfortable."

……

The couplets were one after another, Xiao Yu listened with gusto, and the players around were also very enthusiastic. Ten minutes later, a sophomore student from the Music Department of Sichuan University walked out.

"Hi everyone, I'm a student of the Music Department, and the couplet I wrote is: Kiss your relatives gently, if there is a second couplet."

"Is this also called a couplet? I'm right: touch the nanny silently, okay?"

"Pass, you can join the gang."

"If you pass this, then I'm right: Mimi Mimi, can you also join the gang?"

"Okay, count you as one."

"Wait, I also thought of one thing: hurry up and pick up **, okay."

"Okay, congratulations, join the gang."

After being a student of the music department, the couplets produced were no longer difficult. After listening to them for a while, Xiao Yu found them interesting, and just wanted to turn around and walk away.

"Look everyone is so lively, and I am one too. Let me introduce myself first. I am a senior student in the department of a university room at home. The couplet I wrote is: One man and two women play three sex games, and I don't know the shame The six eyes are facing each other, and they are up and down in nine postures, which is very bold."

As soon as this couplet came out, there were crows and sparrows on the scene, everyone was chanting this couplet in their hearts, Xiao Yu waited quietly at the side, and after waiting for a long time, no one came out, he couldn't help shouting.

"The next couplet I have for you is: Ten in and nine out to pay eight hundred, pampering the seven emotions, six desires and five viscera and fearing fatigue, sleeping for three days and two nights, this **** thing, once is enough."

The words were astonishing, attracting everyone's attention, everyone's eyes fell on Xiao Yu at once.

"Wow, the assistant gang is here, welcome everyone, the assistant gang leader, brother Guang."

"Ah, boss, boss."

"My God, it's Brother Guang."

"The champion of the rookie king, an idol."

……

Xiao Yu's words immediately attracted a group of people to watch, not to mention the members of the Star Gang, they all greeted each other, and other players around him even booed, especially those female players, pushing up one by one. To be Xiao Yu's wife, that one will be his lover, this one will warm his bed, that one will accompany him to roll the sheets, and in the end, making Xiao Yu go away is neither standing nor standing. At this moment, he finally understands the distress of celebrities In desperation, he had no choice but to greet everyone a few times loudly, and then escaped with lightness kung fu.

"Brother, what's wrong with you?"

After finally getting rid of the crowd watching, your father made a voice call before he died.

"Look at the excitement, haha, the popularity is good." Xiao Yu said with a smile, his brow was sweating from busy work just now.

"That's needless to say, you come to me, it's fun, the coordinates are..."

According to what your father said before he died, in order to avoid people's eyes and ears, Xiao Yu took off the king's cloak first, and then ran towards the coordinates provided by your father before he died.

After a while, Xiao Yu saw a group of people in front of him. Before he died, your father led a few players and leaned against the wall in a row. There was a guy in the middle who was talking about something while spitting. People don't burst into bursts of laughter.

"Okay, qualified, next one." With a shout made of a hole made of stems, this guy walked up to your father's dying side, and after a while, his head was put on the vest of the Star Gang.

"What's the situation?" Xiao Yu was a little puzzled. Other places accept people like pimps, shouting everywhere and vigorously promoting their own gang, but why is President Liu so quiet here.

"Hehe, you'll know after listening." Before your father died, he greeted Xiao Yu with a smile. Xiao Yu looked around and found a place with few people to go around.

"Bosses of the Star Gang, the story I want to tell is related to Jesus." A drunkard walked out from the crowd, bowed to everyone, and continued.

"One day Jesus brought his 36 disciples down the mountain and said: 'Everyone, take two stones first and then go up the mountain with me'. One of them, named Satan, took the two smallest stones. When he got to the mountain, Jesus said to everyone: 'Now exchange the stones in your hands for my steamed buns', but Satan got the smallest steamed bun, so he held a grudge."

"The next day Jesus brought his disciples down the mountain like he did, and told them to take two big stones up the mountain first, so Satan took two big stones up the mountain. Throw it forward, the farther you throw it, the bigger the bun, and Satan threw it [-] centimeters away to get the smallest bun, and Satan vomited blood angrily."

"On the third day, Jesus asked them to take stones up the mountain. Satan thought, 'Big stones can be exchanged for big steamed buns, and small stones can be thrown far away. If I take a big stone and a small stone, I will lose it', so Satan was very happy. He took a large and a small stone up the mountain, and when he arrived on the mountain, Jesus said happily: "You have worked hard all the way up the mountain with me three times. In order to thank you, I will change the two stones in your hands into the two below you..." Satan immediately passed out when he heard that, and since then Satan has betrayed Jesus and has been trying to kill Jesus.”

"Hahaha……"

There was a lot of laughter around, and at this time, he shouted loudly with a hole made of stems: "Pass, next."

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