The legend of the poisoner online game

"I said one, I said one." A spearman came out.

"Say, August [-]th is a holiday. A man and a woman are traveling by car. When they see no one around, they stop and kiss each other. Suddenly a policeman comes and asks the man, 'Is this your car,' the man said. Startled, he quickly answered: "It's from the work unit." The police looked at the woman and asked again: "She's your wife." Answer: "It's also from the work unit." , the welfare is so good, our fifteen tm gave out a package of mooncakes...'"

"Hahaha, good, qualified."

"I'll come, I'll come." A bow rider rushed out.

"A little white rabbit went fishing by the river. On the first day, he didn't catch anything. He went home. On the second day, he went again, but he still didn't catch anything. On the third day, the little white rabbit came to the river again. On the other side, just as it was about to put on the bait, a big fish jumped out of the water: "You idiot, if you dare to use carrots as bait today, I'll fuck you." [

"Hahaha, pass, congratulations on joining the Star Gang."

"I'll come, I'll come, I also want to tell a story about the little white rabbit." A 24-level female doctor came out.

"The little white rabbit was walking in the forest, when he met the big bad wolf, he came up and gave the little white rabbit two big ear stickers, saying, 'I told you not to wear a hat', the little white rabbit was very happy. Going home sad."

"The next day, she hopped out of the house with her hat on, and met the big bad wolf again. He came up to 'slap' and gave the little white rabbit two big mouths, saying, 'I let you wear a hat,' "

"Tutu was depressed. After thinking about it for a long time, he finally decided to complain to Tiger, the king of the forest."

"After explaining the situation, the tiger said, 'Okay, I understand, I will deal with this matter, you have to trust the organization', on the same day, the tiger called his buddy, Big Bad Wolf, and said, 'It's not right for you to do this. Ah, it’s hard for me to deal with it,’ said he, wiping the soot falling from the table: ‘You can see if this works, you can say, Bunny, come and find me a piece of meat, she found it Fat one, you say you want to be thin, she finds a thin one, you say you want to be fat, so you can beat her, of course, you can also say the same, come here, Bunny, find me a woman Go, she finds plump ones, you say you like slim ones, she finds slim ones, you say you like plump ones, you can beat her up in a reasonable, forceful and restrained way', the big bad wolf nodded frequently, clapped his hands applauded, to the tiger His reverence once again rushed to a new peak, but unexpectedly, the above-mentioned guiding work was heard by the little white rabbit who was weeding the tiger's house outside, and he hated it in his heart."

"The next day, the little white rabbit went out again. What a coincidence, it was the big bad wolf who came in front of him. The big bad wolf said: "Tutu, come here, find me a piece of meat." The rabbit said: "Then, do you want to be fat or thin?" Big Bad Wolf listened, his heart sank, and he was overjoyed. He said to himself, fortunately, there is a plan b. I'm looking for a woman,' Tutu asked: "Then, do you like plump or slim?" The big bad wolf was silent for 2 seconds, raised his hand and gave Tutu two big ears. , 'Fuck, I'll let you take off your hat,'"

"Hahaha, okay, pass the test, come and take in this female doctor without a hat."

"Haha, the beauty just now told a story about a little white rabbit, so I'll tell you about an ant and an elephant." A beggar walked out of the crowd with a smile, "Say, there was an ant who married an elephant , but the elephant died within a few days, and the ant was very sad, crying and cursing: "Honey, why are you walking ahead of me, I don't have to do anything else in this life, I will bury you."

"Haha, pass, accept."

"I'm coming too, I'm coming too, and it's also about elephants and ants." A Taoist priest ran out in a hurry, and before the surroundings quieted down he began to talk: "An ant said to the elephant: 'I have ants. It’s yours,’ the elephant passed out after hearing this, and said to the ant after waking up: ‘I want one more,’ and the ant was frightened to death immediately after hearing this.”

After the Taoist finished speaking, the surrounding applause was not very enthusiastic, and he frowned with a hole made of a stem: "I'm sorry, this one failed, so I can't accept you into the club, next one."

Seeing this, Xiao Yu also understood. Before he died, he said to your father: "Damn, you are ruthless, you can even come up with such a bad idea."

Before your father died, he laughed and said, "There is no way, our gang is too popular. The children in the family said that our Voice of China is developing well, and they want to form another team called [Happy Camp] ], the members here are responsible for making everyone happy, especially in the middle of the night, when everyone is sleepy, let them refresh themselves, how about this idea?"

When Xiao Yu heard this, a black thread appeared on his head: "Are you still planning to choose an annual comedian and send them to the Spring Festival Gala?"

"Hey, that's a good idea, you can try it." Your father nodded repeatedly before dying.

At this time, someone in the front spoke again.

"It is said that there was a driver who kept a parrot because he was often on the go. It was used to relieve the fatigue of the journey. The parrot lived up to the master's expectations and learned the tongue very quickly."

"One day, on a long-distance journey, the car was full of hens, and the driver put the parrots into the flock. It was late at night, and the driver was very chatty. Suddenly, a beautiful woman waved for a ride. The driver was overjoyed, so he pulled her on the road, while driving. Look, the driver had an evil thought in his heart, thinking about the wilderness, how dare the beautiful woman refuse to follow, so he boldly said: "Beauty, can I kiss you?", but the beautiful woman has a strong personality, and said: "No," the driver said again. Asked: "Is it okay to touch it?" The beauty said, "No." The driver got angry and said, "No, let's go down," which also drove the beauty out of the car." [

"After the beauty got out of the car, the driver walked away for a while. He felt that his conscience and "sexy" heart were both apologetic, so he started to come back again and invited the beauty to the car again, and the beauty agreed."

"Not long after we were done, the driver became lustful again: 'Beauty, can I kiss you,' 'No,' the driver asked again: 'Is it OK to touch',' 'No,' the driver was furious: 'No, Go on,' so repeatedly, I finally failed, unknowingly, seeing the terminal, the driver thought, if it doesn't work, there will be no chance, and then asked the beauty: 'Beauty, can you give me a kiss,'Beauty still' can't ’, ‘It’s okay to “touch” it,’ ‘No,’ the driver was furious: ‘No, get down,’ so he kicked the beauty out of the car again, and this time he didn’t bother with her.”

"At the finish line, the driver opened the carriage and looked, and was shocked. All the hens in the car had disappeared. I was wondering. Suddenly, I saw a parrot grabbing the last hen and asked: "Beauty, can I give you a kiss?" ’ The hen shook his head, and the parrot asked again: “Is it okay to touch it?” The hen still shook his head, and the parrot said, “No, go down.” With a wave of its paw, the hen was thrown off the cart..."

"Haha, brother, how about it, they are all talents." Your father said with a smile before he died.

"Yeah, he is indeed a talent." Xiao Yu couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Ah, Boss Pest, when did you do it? Why don't you say anything. Brothers, newcomer Wang Guanjun, the boss of the Star Gang, everyone welcome." Xiao Yu's laughter caught the attention of others, and several members of the Sex Club A guy yelled and surrounded him, and at this moment, all the players around passed by, and the whole scene suddenly became chaotic.

"It's over." Xiao Yu secretly sighed in his heart, would there be a time to rest when he walked from now on?

"No way, president, I'll withdraw first, and you guys continue to play." Xiao Yu wanted to escape when he said that, at this time a dancer named [Liu Yueyi] grabbed his arm: "Deputy gang leader, first Don’t worry about leaving, you can tell everyone about it too, okay?”

If it had been someone else, Xiao Yu would have politely refused, but the one who pulled her was a woman, and she was still that kind of pure and lovely beauty, especially her face, which was flushed and round, just like autumn The ripe red apple made people want to take a bite, and the vest on her head was also from the Star Gang, so Xiao Yu was even more embarrassed to refuse it.

"Uh...Okay." Xiao Yu turned around: "Beauty, I won't leave, you can let go..."

Liu Yueyi's pretty face flushed, and she quickly let go of her hands: "I'm sorry, deputy, I..."

"It's okay, hehe." Xiao Yu couldn't help but want to pat the little girl's red cheeks, but suddenly thought of the suspicion of being a hooligan, so she withdrew her hand again.

"Actually, I'm a special chatterer, and I really don't know how to tell jokes." Xiao Yu shouted to the people around him, "However, since everyone agrees, I will forcefully tell one, whether it's funny or not, you have to give it to me." I laughed, otherwise I would feel very embarrassed."

"Relationship, boss, let's talk, it must be funny."

"Yes, Brother Guang, we are all listening, you can tell me."

"Don't worry, boss, as long as you speak, we will laugh, just talk."

"Idol, tell me quickly, if you don't tell me, I will laugh now."

"The rookie king, everyone will laugh even if you fart, so hurry up and talk about it."

……

There was a lot of talking around, and the more he talked, the more he could listen. Xiao Yu coughed twice: "Cough cough, be quiet, let's talk."

"Let's talk, in the Western Continent, a girl told the priest about her crimes. Girl: Father, I'm guilty."

"The priest said: Son, what crime have you committed?" [

"Girl says: Yesterday, I called some guy 'You son of a bitch,'"

"The priest asked: why, did he do anything to you."

"The girl said: He, he 'touched' my breasts."

"The priest said: 'Touch' the chest, do you mean like this, (the priest reached out and 'touched' the girl's chest)"

Listening to Xiao Yu's words, the one on the side pulled Metesi to comfort her, and "rubbed" her chest twice with both hands: "Boss, that's how you touch it."

"'Fuck', kill me." Mitesi knocked off the hand that made the hole with a stem with one hand.

"No matter what you pretend, you can't tell a story with the boss of the pest." Said confidently with the hole made of stems.

"You can't fucking use Hu Luwa as an experiment. Why are so many people watching and 'touching' me?" Mei Tesi Bang said reassuringly

"It's alright, I've been a fool, let's cooperate with the boss, you play the girl, I play the priest..."

Xiao Yu took a painful look at the two friends before continuing to talk.

"The girl nodded: Well, yes."

"The priest said: it's just that, you have reason to scold him."

"The girl said again: But, he took off my clothes again..."

"The priest asked: Do you mean like this, (the priest took off the girl's clothes)"

Hearing what Xiao Yu said, Hu Luwa took off all the equipment before making a hole with a stem.

"The girl nodded: yes, it's wrong like this."

"The priest said: But, you still have a reason to scold him like this."

"The girl continued: Then...he turned off the light, carried me to the bed, and just..."

"The priest smiled and said: You mean, like this, (the priest also turned off the light and carried the girl to the bed...)"

"A few minutes later, the girl moaned and said: Yes, yes, that's what it looks like..."

"Father worked harder: My dear boy, just, even if this is the case, you still have reason to call him a dog, son of a bitch..."

"The girl took a deep breath: But, he has AIDS."

"The priest stopped abruptly: 'Fuck', that son of a bitch,,,,."

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