Moe Journey

In the afternoon, I saw the collection of 3999. I sneered and thought that it would be 4000 soon, and then I opened it after a while and found that it became 3998...

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After a very chaotic—in fact, extremely joyful—early run-in, Elric and the others finally thrived in this forest.

"I have focused on the jungle for 30 years. I have come out and feel good." Elric stood on the edge of a small clearing in the forest, with his hands behind his back, and looked around with an expression of an expert. With the three of them.

"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and bring the dinner here!" Leyle rolled her eyes, didn't she just go to buy a game for dinner, as for talking so nonsense.

"Hey, that's why it's really frustrating when you use a tricky stalk and the audience can't understand it." Elric said. Face shook his head helplessly, threw a man-tall wild boar behind him in front of him, and said distressedly: "Now I really miss Tabasa's time. After it's frozen, smash the ice cubes, the bristle hair Everything fell off, now I have to pull it out a little bit, and I have to clean it up later..."

"Wuuuu..." Leier suddenly covered her face, and said miserably, "Please don't tell me, please? I'm doing all of this!"

"Well." Elric rubbed his chin and said calmly, "It's mainly because my cooking skills are the best here!"

"What about Erza!" Leyle pointed to Erza who was holding a sword in her hands and seemed to be doing the legendary "communicating with the sword" mysterious practice, "Okay, pretend I didn't ask."

However, before she had time to say anything, Leier covered her face in frustration: "That will definitely become a massacre scene."

"It's good to know." Elric glanced at Leier, "Besides, as an assassin, don't you think that doing this kind of dissection work pays attention to your bone removal skills?"

"Oh, oh, so it's still possible to do this!" Leyle looked at Elric adoringly, and said in an exaggerated tone: "I really didn't know that it was still possible to do this!!"

"Hmph." Elric showed an expression of "Hurry up and praise me, come on", and was stabbed in the head by a few steel needle-like bristles thrown by Rael.

"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!" Elric clutched his hair and screamed, and he shouted in a miserable voice, "No more, no more! IQ, integrity! It's all coming out!"

"Let's not talk about IQ, you must have no integrity?" Leyle looked at Elric, who was exaggerated and deliberately contrived, and said angrily: "And your IQ is zero at all?"

"..." Elric turned his head with a stiff face, looked at Leier pitifully, and said in a very heart-wrenching tone: "Am I a fool?"

"I said you..." Leyle covered her face with grief, "Don't use that kind of abandoned puppy to look at passers-by, and then radiate 'Please, take me home' Or look at me with 'play with me' eyes?"

"Tch." Elric tilted his head, then picked up Stella, who was smiling and watching him and Leyle quarreling with each other, and exaggeratedly said: "The big monster is coming to eat the little bitch~~"

"Wow~~" Stella covered her eyes with both hands, and screamed very cooperatively, "Acridine, I'm going to be eaten~"

"Don't give it to me, ignore it!" Leyle took a deep breath, then took out an origami fan with a length of [-] centimeters and a width of [-] centimeters from the portable space, and fiercely drew an arc in the air Afterwards, he hit Elric on the head, "And you were absolutely pissed just now, absolutely!"

"Tsk, have you been discovered?" Elric smacked his lips, then gently put Stella down, turned around and looked at Leier with a melancholy expression, and slowly stretched out his right hand, He said in a low voice: "Miss, can you show me your underwear... Pfft~"

Before Elric finished speaking, he was kicked in the left cheek by a gorgeous roundabout kick from Leyle who flew up into the air and flew towards the back. Elric said in disbelief: "You hit me, you hit me! !Even my dad never hit me!"

"Tsk, don't teach bad children..." Before Leier finished speaking, she saw Stella walking to Elric's side with tears in her eyes, and said in a baby voice and crying: "Ge Ge , so pitiful, I was untied and beaten just because I wanted to see the underwear, Stella will give you..."

"Stop!" Elric hastily stretched out his hand to stop Stella, and said in an unprecedentedly serious tone: "If I continue, I will become 'trick my sister to have the power of a sister and then play kissing with my sister. ·Bathing with daughter·Great loss·Ghost father·Great perversion·Fan (1)', there is no turning back."

Hearing Elric's words, Rael covered her face in pain, and said angrily, "Can't you change the meme!!"

"Uh..." Elric shrunk his neck, and said helplessly, "Because, that guy has already become [beep-] the spokesperson for Ghost Father!!"

"...Thinking about it, it's really true!" Leighton was horrified, and then said regretfully: "Stop talking about destroying the worldview!! Things are packed, you go to bake it quickly!!"

After speaking, Leyle took the "sundries" in the bag and walked to the side. She would throw the things down near the lair of a flesh-eating monster.

Naturally, the camp of Elric and others must be near the water source. After rewashing the wild boar treated by Leier, Elric started the giant roasted wild boar.

"Huh?" After a while, Ersha suddenly opened her eyes and woke up from her contemplation. There seemed to be a dazzling light flashing in her eyes that people couldn't look directly at. Could it be that there was something in the legendary heart? Does the sword have a sword glow in his eyes?

"This is the smell of roasted pigs! It smells so good!" Erza didn't care about the person she was in YY at all, but bluntly expressed her heart, um, she woke up because she smelled the smell of wild boars, As for that gaze...it's naturally a foodie's gaze.

"Elusha, it's time to eat." Elric yelled softly in Erissa's direction, then cut a piece of meat the size of a palm with a knife, put it on a plate, handed it to Stella, and said, " Eat slowly, if you don’t have enough, there is more.”

Stella nodded happily and said, "Yes!"

"You don't think, recently..." Suddenly, Erza said out loud, her tone was very deep, as if it was related to something very important, wait, if there is a lesson from the past, I'd better make a bold guess, isn't it? Is it because the food is a little less recently?

"Recently, Rick's skills have improved!" Once again, Erza, who had no self-awareness, nodded in satisfaction, "Is it true that I have improved because I often do it? Hmm, it turns out that eating and martial arts are the same! "

'Is this the legendary way of foodie that is as famous as the way of extreme martial arts? Elric's heart moved, and then he nodded, "Indeed, there are many masters who have mastered the Tao by eating, for example, Luo [beep-] Yi is one of them." '

"By the way, I found this when I was throwing things away just now." As she said that, Leier took out the things in her pocket, which was a round thing similar to a breastplate.

There are two red pieces painted on it, intertwined.

"Red cross!" Elric's eyes were straightened, he was joking, didn't it mean that the red cross was out of print?

"This thing is called a red cross? You know?" Rael looked at Elric with a horrified face, and couldn't help but be horrified, how does this guy know everything!

"Well, if I remember correctly, this is a vicious organization!" Elric gritted his teeth, "This organization likes to hunt and kill legendary creatures, and then make their corpses into specimens... ..."

"Uh...why is this so vicious?" Erissa looked at Elric in puzzlement. If she just made specimens from the corpses of her own prey, many hunters have done such a thing?

"Because of the means of the people with the red cross, they will lure creatures to cities with a lot of people, and then let the creatures slaughter the city, and then take the opportunity when the creatures are slaughtered and the city is weak..." Elric said with a heavy face, "This is taking the blood of thousands of innocent people to complete their collection!"

"This... is really vicious." Erza nodded with a serious face, and asked, "Then, what is this brand..."

"Leaving the badge on the ground, this behavior is called a naked red cross in this organization, representing..."

As he spoke, Elric threw the torch in front of him behind him almost at the same time, and said in a low voice, "It represents random prey."

"Tsk, you are really familiar with our organization." An extremely short man, about to reach the knees of ordinary people, wearing a purple tights, covering his mouth, appeared behind Elric.

"That's right! Who are you!" A man wearing a red dress on the upper body and a skirt armor on the lower body, with a shield in one hand and a spear in the other, came out slowly.

Elric squinted his eyes, looked at the person coming and said in a low voice, "Hmph, you scum with naked red crosses, let me clean you up today!"

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1: It's still a... secretly destroyed.

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