Moe Journey

Chapter 0099 What's wrong with naked red crosses!

ps: Please don’t delve too deeply into all the theories in this chapter, this is just an excerpt by the author. In fact, the author’s understanding of physics is still at the level that the forces of jj hitting someone’s buttocks will hurt themselves.

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"Hey, why do you say that our people with naked red crosses are scumbags? Huh, it's obvious that you scumbags don't know the benefits of naked red crosses!" The man with the gun in one hand said: "Pan Sen, kill this group of people!"

"You don't need to tell the Sajia to know." The man named Pan Sen snorted coldly, then raised the shield in his left hand and the spear in his right hand, and said: "The shield of the Sajia is the hardest shield in the world, and the spear of the Sajia is The hardest spear in the world!"

"Tsk, isn't this a contradiction? Let me finish you!" Elric suddenly lost his composure. This sentence has been deciphered by me in China countless years ago, okay?So, he said calmly, "Then if you use the spear in your hand to poke the shield in your hand, what will happen?"

Pan Sen was stunned, then slowly stood up straight, sighed melancholy and said, "Hey, the Sajia knew that someone would ask such a question, but the Sajia advises you not to know."

"It's a pity, I just want to know!" Elric's mouth curled up slightly, here we go, let the spear and the shield die together!

"Hey." Pan Sen sighed lightly, looked at Elric and said, "Young man, I really don't want to do this. If a spear that can pierce everything pierces a shield that can pierce nothing, the matter will not be able to pierce anything." The theory of subtraction does not apply here, because two substances (or atoms) that cannot pass through each other pass through each other here."

As he said that, Pan Sen calmly picked up his spear and stabbed at his shield, and then continued under the horrified eyes of Elric and others: "That is to say, there will be a jumping space on the other side of the shield." Spear molecules, and on the other side of the spear, there will be shield molecules jumping space. This molecular jumping phenomenon can be explained by the quantum tunneling effect of matter turning into waves, and the absence of this matter space means that "matter does not decrease. 'The law does not apply, and the mass will be converted into energy after disappearing, which is the law of mass-energy conversion of E[beep-] Stein e=mc^2!"

As he spoke, Pan Shuai's voice gradually became agitated, and the spear and shield in his hand gradually merged together, and he continued: "That's right, stabbing my spear into my shield will create this world The only 'nuclear fusion' energy source in the world..."

As he said that, a gleaming ball of light appeared in Pan Sen's palm.

"I'm sorry, this shit..." Elric was not calm anymore, completely not calm, I knelt down, I knelt down properly, in fact, you are an undercover agent from the earth?I'm sorry, what a weird explanation this shit is!

Even if you rushed up to stab me with a spear and said that you are the only one who talks too much, it is infinitely better than answering like this!

Is this not a matter of worldview?My outlook on life and values ​​are going to be ruined!

"..." Rael tugged at Elric's sleeve weakly, and said, "Although I don't know what the string he mentioned is, I still think it's very powerful!"

"It's not a question of whether you are good or not." Elric covered his face, regardless of whether this is correct or not. First of all, if I remember correctly, you are from another world. Since you are from another world, give it to me. Honestly go study your magic and martial skills!

"Wait." Suddenly remembering something, Elric slapped himself on the head, then raised the sword in his hand, and directly knocked out the serious Pan Sen.

"..." The little man covered his face in pain and said, "Why did you melt your weapon!"

"Your companion has been killed, and you are left alone, what are you going to do? 1v3?" Elric smiled and looked at the little man in front of him.

"Hmph, my name is Kenan, and I can kill you all by myself!" The weird little man named Kenan, who claimed to be his old lady, sneered, stretched his hand in from his chest, and when he took it out, there were more hands. A little dart.

Kenan waved his right hand, and the dart in his hand flew towards Elric. Elric sneered, and dodged the dart with a tilt of his head, and said with a sneer, "Your aim is only... ?)

Before finishing the next few words, Elric heard Leier's scream of "Oops" from behind, and turned his head with cold sweat, and saw the dart was sticking to Leier's head. On electricity. "

"Sorry." Elric blinked, and then looked at Leier behind him with an apologetic face, but I don't know how sincere this apology is.

"It's unforgivable, Electric Mouse, you dare to hurt Leier!" Elric said loudly, and then charged forward with his sword in hand.

"Tsk." Kenan clicked his tongue unhappily when he heard that he was being turned into an electric mouse, and then calmly dropped more than a dozen darts on the ground under Elric's disgusting gaze.

Uh, if Elric is not mistaken, this dart is the same as the one that was pasted on Rael's head before.

"Damn it!" Elric let out a mournful cry, and used the empty step without hesitation, and the facts at the next moment also proved to Elric how correct his choice was.

The darts on the ground strangely formed a magic circle, which became a whole with the electric mouse Kenan in the center, and the ground in a circle with a radius of about two meters was covered with a thin layer of lightning.

"I'm going, what kind of cruel ability is this?" Elric was very uneasy. Could it be that you are a certain yellow mouse calling Pika Pikachu?

"Taking an empty step?" Kenan was taken aback for a moment, obviously knowing that Elric was a bit hard, and he couldn't eat it in one bite.

Therefore, Kenan decisively took out a rope from behind and tied Pan Sen's ankle, and then rushed out towards the back under Elric's blood-spitting gaze, leaving behind a string of jingling ping lings. Clang sound.

"Well, if I remember correctly, the metal and stone that can make this sound should be colliding with each other?" This was Rael's judgment.

"Well, if I remember correctly, the metal part on the body should be the metal helmet named Pantheon?" This was Rick's judgment.

"Oh, if I remember correctly, that person named Kenan should have tied Pan Se's feet and dragged him away?" This was the queen's judgment.

"That is to say, Qianlue, Leona of Heaven, please protect Pan Sen from becoming a fool." This was the common voice of the three people.

"Wait, after all, what are the two of them doing here?" Elric covered his forehead with a headache. Could it be that they just came to promote the benefits of naked red crosses and teach us esoteric physics?

"Eh?" Rael was about to say something, but suddenly she made a suspicious voice. She frowned and turned her head, and said to Elric who was also showing a strange expression: "You, did you hear anything?"

"Hmm!" Elric showed a serious expression, because he heard the clatter of the ping ling approaching.

That's right, it's actually approaching! !

So, under the indifferent eyes of everyone, Kenan jumped out of the bushes, looked back worriedly, wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and said, "Oh, it's a good thing my old lady runs fast, stepping Kongbu completely crushed my old lady's teeth!"

"Lost?" "Lost." "Lost."

Three exclamations made Kenan turn his head stiffly, looked at Elric in disbelief, and said, "This is a fool!"

"Because I'm short, I can't distinguish the surrounding terrain very well. As a result, I was deflected by subtle guidance in the bushes with its own maze in the woods, and finally ran back after making a big circle." Ai Erlik analyzed calmly.

"The host + 1." Rael nodded in agreement.

"The landlord +2, downstairs pay attention to maintain the formation." Erza nodded seriously.

"The host +3! End this post!" Stella added very cooperatively.

"..." Kenan covered his face in shame, and said, "Akali, Shen, I'm sorry, I will never return to the Kinkou Sect."

"Wait, didn't you retaliate against the society for pitting your teammates?" Elric asked with a frown when he heard Kenan's words.

"That's not true! We are undercover agents!" Kenan rolled his eyes, put his hands on his hips and said, "Kenan of the Balance Sect, Rage Heart! It's me!"

"The Balance Sect, Pikachu the Electric Mouse?" Elric repeated with a straight face, then turned his head with a serious face, looked at the three people behind him and said, "Have you heard of this group..."

"Die to me!" Kenan kicked Elric in the face and growled, "My mother is Kenan, not Pikachu! My mother is a violent heart, not an electric mouse!"

"Those who care about details are fools!" Elric glanced at Kenan, and then began to search the memory in his brain.

If Elric had done a mission involving the Kinkou sect during the illusion, then he would definitely remember it.

"Equilibrium... Well, by the way, do you know the Lord of Shadow Stream, Zed?" Elric remembered something, and suddenly said a name.

With a loud "bang", Kenan pushed Elric to the ground with red eyes, and a palpitating thunder appeared on his body: "Where did you hear this name? Say, otherwise, I don't mind dying with you."

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