Moe Journey

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"She...they..." Lin Zhizhu swallowed and was speechless, because, in his understanding, now it should be a battle of life and death, with death and no life, he couldn't tell the truth!

Just when Rinnosuke was struggling, suddenly, a refreshing female voice came from the entrance of Hakurei Shrine——

"Ah, Reimu, I'm back~" Rumia's voice sounded at the entrance of the shrine, and then, Elric, Elric, and Grandma all walked over together.

"..." Lingmeng stayed where she was, then tears flowed from her eyes, she jumped down the corridor, ran over, and plunged into Rumia's arms, shouting loudly. Crying: "Woooo, Rumia, Rumia, Reimu, Reimu thought you didn't want Reimu, woo..."

"No, no, why would I not want Reimu~" Rumia looked at Reimu with a smile, and said, "Come to Reimu, let me play a game for you."

"Eh?" Reimu, who was still crying, stared blankly at Rumia, sniffed vigorously, and covered Reimu's eyes.

"Three, two, one~" Rumia opened her hand after counting down~

"Come to Reimu, guess which one is the Elric you know!" Elric and Elric stood in front of Reimu holding hands and smiling, and then made exactly the same posture.

"..." Reimu's eyes widened, and she said in surprise, "Wow, good, that's amazing! Li Ke, there are two!"

"Haha, we left this time because Rico's twin sister also came to Gensokyo, so we went to pick her up. It's just been a little longer." Aunt walked up to Reimu with a smile and hugged Reimu up. He said, "Why don't we want Reimu?"

"Wuuu, Mom~" Lingmeng burst into tears again, and cried loudly, "Lingmeng misses you so much, uuuu..."

"It's okay, it's okay." Grandma smiled helplessly, hugged Reimu who was tired from crying in her arms, and then said to Linzhisuke: "Ah, Linzhisuke, are you here to cash in money? ?”

"..." Almost instantly, the atmosphere at the scene turned cold.Gritting her teeth, Rumia jumped up with a paper fan and smacked the back of Grandma's head, complaining, "Is it still worth the money? Thank you very much!"

"Ah, it hurts, it hurts..." Grandma rubbed the back of her head and muttered, "Really, what should I do if I am stupid, tsk, Lin Zhisuke, thank you for taking care of Reimu."

"No, no, no. It's nothing!" Lin Zhizhu shook his head dumbfounded, waiting, isn't he going to beat him to death?

"Well, so, put money!" Grandma took out a money box from nowhere.Then he looked at Lin Zhizhu seriously, making the corner of Lin Zhizhu's mouth twitch... and ran away.

"Why did you run away, you stop!" Grandma immediately became angry, hey, you actually ran away?

So, she took a big step and chased after him——

at this time.Elric and Elric said at the same time: "Speaking of which, Rinnosuke has stuffed money a few times, but Hakurei Shrine's frequent visitor Yakumo Zi has never stuffed money!"

There was a "squeak".Please don't get me wrong, this sound is the friction sound between the shoes and the ground caused by the rapid braking of my grandmother's legs on the ground. Then, the suddenly realized grandmother put down Lin Zhisuke, the dregs that could no longer squeeze out oil and water, as decisively as red. Like a blind cow, he rushed towards Yakumo Zi: "Zi ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

"Hello!" Yakumo Zi's complexion changed, and then she stared viciously at the smiling sweet Elric and Elric, and swiped her right hand twitching at the corner of her mouth in mid-air, opening a gap.

"Goodbye." Yakumo Zi waved her hand at her mother with a smile, and then, like a malicious show of cuteness, she jumped up and down with her skirt like a little girl, ready to jump into the gap.

"Hey hey!" Elric and Elric smiled obscenely at the same time, and then they held hands and said in a low voice: "Inherent enchantment. Falling into heaven and purgatory!"

A dark red enchantment spread out with the two of them as the core, and the gap Yakumo Zi opened in Gensokyo before naturally could not continue to maintain its original position, and was forced to the top by the enchantment immortal.

With a "click", Yakumo Zi stood there with a stiff face, then turned her neck stiffly, looking at Elric and Elric.

"You take one, I take one, Zimei is [-] this year."

"You take two, I take two, Zimei is [-] this year."

"You shoot three, I shoot three, Zimei is [-] this year."

"You shoot four, I shoot four,..."

Elric and Elric stood on the ground with pure smiles and played clapping games, but they could die as they wanted to with their lines. , there will be cases of group killings.”

And the inherent barrier was lifted almost at the same time as it unfolded, and its only function was to push the gap in front of Yakumo Zi to the distance.

Yakumo Zi really wants to kill people now, yes, really wants to kill people, even though she calls herself Zimei and says she is [-] this year, it’s really a good boy, but ah, but ah, but even this can’t cover up the pitfalls before Do you know your own facts?

Yakumo Zi, who was tightly hugged by her grandmother, thought so sadly, let's take a look at the current posture of her grandmother and Yakumo Zi... Ah no, it's the posture.

Zi Yakumo stood on the ground with a burnt expression of "ah, you are dead", while her grandmother was sitting sideways on the ground with her arms around Zi Yakumo's thighs, like an abandoned little woman It's the same as longing for a man to stay.

If it was a bloody script, Grandma's line now should be: "Ouba, even if you are terminally ill, you are still a bad Oppa!"

However, due to a short-circuit of the brain nerves and a cheating lifestyle, Grandma's current lines are like this: "Zi, Zi! As long as one silver coin, one silver coin can let you go!!"

"Hey, one silver coin is too cheap!" Elric and Elric complained to Aunt without hesitation, "You only got one silver coin from selling your integrity! Is your integrity so worthless! "

"What do you know about brats! What do you know about integrity!" Grandma turned her head and yelled at the two people fiercely: "It is gold that will always shine. It is silver that will always be spent, and morals will always be lost! Since the total Why don’t you exchange it for money if you lose it all!”

"..." Everyone present (except Reimu, who had a face full of confusion) looked at Grandma with pity and contempt, and even Rinnosuke, who had fled to the gate of the shrine, turned around with a look of "You already It's hopeless" looking at Hakurei Miko who was sitting on the ground.

"Call me Missy and praise me to your heart's content, this is yours!" Elric and Elric looked at each other, and then gave Elric a copper coin, and Elric was Hold up this copper coin and say to grandma.

"Pfft!" As if being punched hard on the nose, Grandma suddenly turned her head back, then took a few steps back, and said tremblingly, "Really, I just want to call Missy? "

At this time, I don't know why.A very subtle thing suddenly came to Elric's mind, so she silently pushed Elric away, and said to her mother, "Five copper coins, you are mine tonight."

"Are you kidding, I'm not that kind of person!" Grandma refused righteously.

Elric was silent for a moment, then tilted his head and said, "Fifty copper coins?"

"What do you think I am, you are so weak!" Grandma gritted her teeth and looked at Elric, rolling up her sleeves.

"Then. Five silver coins (equivalent to five hundred copper coins)?" Elric tilted his head, holding the five silver coins in his hand with a smile.

"Gudong." Grandma swallowed, then stared at the five silver coins in Elric's hand, and took a sudden step forward.Holding Elric's hands with both hands, he said, "I'm yours tonight!

"In that case..." Elric was silent for a moment, then slowly raised five fingers and said in a low voice, "Fifty silver coins?"

"Ahh! Fifty!!" Grandma panted heavily.Then he stared at Elric's five raised fingers, and said with difficulty: "Don't treat me like a human being tonight!"

"Ahem." Elric scratched his cheek, and then seemed to be about to strike hard.He said viciously: "Five gold coins!!"

"Pfft!" With a sound, Grandma threw her head back suddenly, then took a few steps back with difficulty, panting violently, and growled, "It doesn't matter how many people you come!!"

"Hmph, then..." Elric snorted coldly, took out a handful of gold coins from his portable space, and shouted: "Fifty gold coins!!"

"Five-five-five-five..." Grandma seemed to be stuttering, and then growled with red eyes: "Whether it's coming or not...Pfft!"

The corners of Lumia's mouth twitched viciously and she took out the paper fan and slapped it on the back of Grandma's head, then said angrily: "Put on your integrity! You sold yourself for five silver coins!! "

"Ah!" Grandma suddenly came back to her senses, then looked at Elric in fear, and said, "What a scary person, actually increasing the amount step by step to confuse me!"

"Ghosts have confused you!" Lumia complained again with a paper fan, and said angrily after hitting Grandma on the back of the head: "You are the one who has no morals! If this is a man, are you really going to sell yourself! "

"Grandma, shame on you!" Lingmeng stretched out his hand to shave his face, and said, "Sell yourself for five hundred yuan!"

"What do you know, Reimu! This is five hundred yuan!" Grandma said to herself, "Besides, I only sold myself when I saw Elric was a girl! Lily is infinitely good!!"

"Don't say stupid things, you idiot!" Rumia complained about the paper fan again, and then said to Lingmeng breathlessly: "Reimua, you must, don't be like your grandma, you know? Remember, you can’t just sell yourself for five hundred yuan!”

"En!" Reimu nodded earnestly, and then wrenched his fingers vaguely. After a while, he looked at Rumia eagerly and said, "At least one hundred thousand, Reimu Only sell yourself!"

"Puchi!" With a sound, Rumia spurted out a mouthful of old blood, then looked at Grandma and Elric with a murderous look, grinned and said with a sneer: "It's all because of you two, Reimu managed to pass through that place." The girlishness that was raised during the picnic was completely ruined!!! Lingmeng has an unscrupulous mother. I couldn't bear to raise her girlishness, but you ruined it. You are committing suicide road!"

"Wait, Rumia, you have to calm down! Unscrupulousness is an inherent attribute of Hakurei Miko, don't you know..." Grandma was about to quibble, but she was completely shocked by Rumia's amazing boxing punches. Relentlessly let it go.

"Lumia, you need to know one thing, that is, a gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands. The truth is that we strive to be a small vanguard of civilization, to civilize you on behalf of the moon for love and justice, and to put aside civilization and become a Buddha immediately. Don't... ...Wait... ah! Take it easy!"

Elric, who was already incoherent, was also overwhelmed by Rumia who left violently.It can be seen that Rampage is really the most powerful buff in the world.

You can see how domineering that junior high school student with a cowardly face and funny face is after going berserk in the world of "a cowardly and stupid junior high school student drives a giant purple robot to save the world" Hey, what do you say that the runaway is not a junior high school student runaway, but a purple robot runaway?Don't worry about the details!If you care about the details, you will be as stupid as the author!

"Huh...huh..." Rumia turned her head murderously, stared at Yakumo Zi, grinned and said, "Speaking of it, Yakumo Zi, you..."

"I thought I had something to do today, so I left first. There's nothing I can do about it haha, today is Lan's due date oh heh heh bye~" Yakumo Zi, who was speaking incoherently and with a hasty tone, couldn't wait to open a gap and slip in. .

"Huh, I was scared to death!" Standing in front of Yakumo House.Yakumo Zi wiped the cold sweat off her forehead, and then said silently: "Tsk, is rampage really that powerful? Do I want to create a situation where rampage and not rampage..."

"Zi. Big. Man!" Yakumo Lan stood in front of Yakumo Zi with a smile, and the nine fox tails behind him waved their teeth and claws.Running around, and behind the door panel not far away, Cheng Zheng looked at Yakumo Lan with a face of fear, and said, "Woo, Lan is so scary..."

"Master Zi, it turns out that today is my due date, so how about allowing me to take ten and a half months of vacation?" Yakumo Lan said with a smile that shocked Yakumo Zi.

"Wait, Lan is my fault, you must not ask for leave!" Yakumo Zi decisively betrayed her integrity.Kneeling obediently on the ground and being trained by Yakumo Zi.

"Really, Master Zi always jokes like this! Do you know that it will make people unable to get married!"

"Besides, isn't the naked sky fox Yakumolan rumored in Gensokyo just because you were drunk last time, Zi-sama, so the nonsense spread!"

"You are the youkai sage of Gensokyo! Please don't become a youkai idler (the author clutched his chest, murmured palely, "Why did I get shot when I was sitting while coding"), okay!"

"Now you have the trend of youkai idlers, okay! Leave everything to Hakurei's priestess to do, and just huddle in the stove, drink tea, eat oranges, eat senbei, and then watch a play!"

"At least work on it, Master Zi! Think about you thousands of years ago, and then look at you thousands of years later, woohoo, what happened to make you look like this!"

"And what's with those books under your bed! Why are there so many bad things! Master Zi, shouldn't you have passed the age of being curious about the opposite sex! And there are terrible books hidden under the bed Habits learned from high school boys somewhere!"

"Do you know that you sleep on the floor? It's the floor! It's not the kind of bed with space under the bed! You still piled up these dozen books and hid them! How about some snacks!"

"I won't talk about you here, but look at these contents, why are the contents so bad! Horned insect hands, laying eggs, playing bad, slobbering, ahe Yan... My Master Zi can't be so bad ah!"

In a mysterious place, in an old house, a girl with nine tails, naked and wearing only a hat, is angrily training a blond girl with a mournful face...

etc!Let's reverse the lens...

In an old house, a naked... Stop!

Yakumo Zi blinked her eyes, then pointed weakly at Yakumo Lan, and said, "Well, Lan, clothes...clothes..."

"Huh?" Yakumo Lan looked down strangely, and then rushed into the room with a tearful "Wow" hugging her body, crying loudly: "I forgot that I was sleeping just now!"

"Tsk." Yakumo Zi gave a "tsk" with a trace of regret, but it was heard by Yakumo Lan who quickly changed her clothes.

"Wait, Master Zi!" Yakumo Lan said to Yakumo Zi with a serious face after she got dressed, "Why do you have to make such an expression? It would be a pity if Lan really likes to run naked!"

"In this way, Lan's photos can be sold for money!" Yakumo Zi subconsciously grinned, and then gave her thumbs up...

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