Moe Journey

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"Wait, Master Zi!" Yakumo Lan said to Yakumo Zi with a serious face after she got dressed, "Why do you have to make such an expression? It would be a pity if Lan really likes to run naked!"

"In this way, Lan's photos can be sold for money!" Zi Yakumo grinned subconsciously, and then gave her thumbs up, "You know, many, many human teenagers are begging for money in various ways. Blue photos of seed mouth teeth!"

"Wait, wait, in all senses, the sentence just now is very dangerous! No matter what the seed is, why are you asking for my photo! And the photo of the naked sky fox is definitely not Yakumo Lan's photo!!" Yakumo Lan inexplicably grasped the point and made a series of complaints, and the effect was outstanding.

"Hey, Lan." Suddenly, changing his tone of voice to the extreme, Yakumo Ziyu said earnestly: "Do you know what the plain naked sky fox means?"

"Eh?" Yakumo Lan was stunned for a moment, then scratched her head, and said, "Is it... Master Tianhu who ran naked?"

"No, no, listen to me, Lan." Yakumo Zi said deeply: "The word Su Nu must not be interpreted as 'naked. Ben'. Do you think this shikigami carefully cultivated by the sage of the monster Would you do such a disgraceful thing? You usually look down on thieves and thieves, how could you do such an outrageous thing as 'running naked'?!"

"So, how to explain the plain naked sky fox? It's very simple, plain naked sky fox = 'plain' + 'naked' + 'sky fox'."

"First explain 'Sky Fox'. Sky Fox is another name for Nine-Tailed Fox. Nine-Tailed Fox is the most powerful kind of fox monster. Among the foxes, the one with the most profound practice is the 'white-faced golden-haired nine-tailed fox', so 'su' should be interpreted as 'jade-faced' and 'white-faced'."

"In ancient times, there was a legend of the 'white-faced golden-haired nine-tailed fox'. Legend has it that the demon fox turned into a demon girl, white-faced and jade-like, extremely glamorous, and named herself 'Tamazaoqian', and entered the palace of a certain country to confuse the country's people. The Emperor, who was later defeated by a powerful Awakened, appeared in his real body and fled."

"'Su' and 'Tianhu' have been explained, and finally 'Naked'."

"A long time ago, there was a legend that the Lord of the Great Country rescued the white rabbit. In the "Ancient History", in the records made by the Lord of the Great Country, the white rabbit was recorded as a 'naked rabbit'. That is, a rabbit without fur (fur). In Meimengyuan Chapter 2 of "The Roaming of the Gods - Ancient Events and Kingdoms" elaborates on this myth and legend, and also explains the meaning of 'naked', which means no hair (skin), not 'running naked'."

"So 'naked' here should be interpreted as 'no fur (skin)'."

"Based on the above statements, Lan, 'Plain Naked Sky Fox', should mean 'a nine-tailed fox with a white face and no fur on its body', that's what you are! "

"Hey!!" Lan looked at Yakumo Zi in shock.Then he muttered in a trance: "So...do you still have so much knowledge! No... you are worthy of Master Zi!"

"Hahaha, of course!" Yakumozi opened her fan to cover her face, then shook her head triumphantly.People have the characteristic that they will not die unless they die, so...

"Ah, by the way, Lan, actually. The naked sky fox has another meaning!" Yakumo Zi rolled her eyes, then looked at Yakumo Lan with a smile, and said.

"Eh? Is there any more? And Master Zi, can you stop mentioning this nickname!" Yakumo Lan looked at Yakumo Zi with teary eyes.Part-time jobs are like kids being bullied.

"Hey, but, Lan, you really don't want to know the true meaning of Su Naked Sky Fox!" Yakumo Zi suddenly shouted, her voice filled with a kind of toughness, a kind of mighty arrogance!

"Really... the real meaning?" Yakumo Lan blinked, then tilted her head and said, "So, the one just now is fake? Is it a lie?"

"Ahem, yes, it's not a lie." Yakumo Zi coughed a few times, then embarrassed the matter and said with a serious face: "The point is, the real meaning, what do you want? Do not want to know?"

"Yes, yes, say what you want!" Yakumo Lan nodded helplessly. If it doesn't meet Yakumo Zi's meaning, maybe this topic will go on endlessly?

"Very good, plain naked Tianhu, let's explain Tianhu first. Tianhu has just said that the representative nine-tailed fox is blue you, and what does plain naked mean?"

"Let's look at the meaning of 'vegetarian' first. The most basic is vegetarian dishes, which are so-called green vegetables, etc., but this is obviously not the meaning here.

"And in our words, there is a very simple meaning, for example - you have never been a good person, what does this mean? It means always, always, always."

"And the plain naked Su is this Su, then, the plain naked Tianhu means—Yakumo Lan who is always naked and running!" Yakumo Zi said with a high-spirited face, but the topic she said made Yakumo Lan The smiling face froze, and only a few words echoed in Yakumo Lan's mind at this moment——

Always, running naked, Yakumo blue.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!" Yakumo Lan covered her face with her hands, and two tears with animation effect spurted out from her eyes. She ran to her room with tears streaming down her face all the way. Yakumo Zi with a petrified face was left behind.

"Wait... wait... that... Lan... housework..." Yakumo Zi shrank her neck, and stretched out her hand weakly to stop Yakumo Lan, but Yakumo Lan used the fox's speed to the extreme, Almost in the blink of an eye, she rushed into her own room, leaving only a sentence floating in the air: "Master Zi, do it yourself!"

"Eh?" Yakumo Zi stared dumbfounded at the unwashed dishes in the kitchen, the clothes piled on top of the washing machine in the bathroom, and the broom in the corner...

"Well, this is very serious." The monster sage, ah no, it's the monster idler, Zi Yakumo, sitting on the side of the coffee table in the living room with a serious face.Slowly took a sip of the cold tea, then slowly closed his eyes.

"Cheng, do you want to go out to play?" Yakumo Zi suddenly turned her head and said to Cheng who was chasing butterflies in the yard.

"Meow? Play? Think!" Orange nodded cutely, then turned into a little black cat and lay on Yakumozi's head.

"It seems that the blue will not recover until tomorrow, so the lunch and dinner before tomorrow will be... tsk, it has to be like this." Zi Yakumo calculated silently, then opened the gap with a smile, and said: "Yeonglin, you Look at the good relationship between the two of us, it can be called the relationship between the same as the window squatting, prison and whoring [beep——], isn’t it? The iron buddies and the alloy sisters are talking about us. We have such a good relationship, do you invite me to eat? How about a lunch?"

Yonglin silently prepared the potion.Then without looking back, he said, "Get out."

"..." Yakumo Zi's face froze, and at this moment, Cheng lying on her head made (asked) Dao (said) in a daze: "Master Zi, why don't you want to do what Master Lan said? Someone invites you to dinner everywhere!"

"Chick." Just when Zi picked up her smile, Yonglin who heard this sentence let out a disdainful sneer from the corner of her mouth, and then said to herself: "Dinner, please? Heh."

As she said that, Yonglin turned her head and shouted to the door: "Lingxian! Hang a sign outside the door, which says Yakumozi is not allowed to enter!"

There was a "puchi".Yakumo Zi felt that there seemed to be a palm technique that fell from the sky... Ah no, it was the sharp sword that pierced her heart fiercely, making her take a few steps back unsteadily, and then said in a sad tone: "Unexpected. After only a few years, our relationship has become so cold."

Yong Lin finally stopped the potion in her hand this time, and then slowly turned her head to look at Yakumo Zi.With a sneer, he said, "I'm only 16 years old, don't make friends with me, a 17-year-old woman!"

"Pfft!" Yakumo Zi felt a surge of old blood that had been brewing for many years gushing out from the depths of her heart.No, if you continue to take it, you will definitely vomit blood and die, no, the old witch Yonglin is too tired!

So Yakumo Zi fled into the gap with Orange in embarrassment, and then walked towards another exit...

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"To sum up, please let me stay here for a day!" Yakumo Zi obediently bowed and begged under her mother's stern gaze. In fact, she didn't want to do this at all, but...

"Take..." This is Super Star from Reimu.

"Stare..." This is a super stare from Elric.

"Stare..." This is Super Stare from Elrico.

"Stare..." This is a super stare from Rumia.

"Stare..." This is a super stare from Orange who played with these few.

Under Godao's pure (really innocent?) eyes, Yakumo Zi is working hard to be a man of integrity in order to avoid the title of Youkai Idler from being passed on!

"Your behavior is already unscrupulous enough? Do you dare to go to the house to wash your clothes and then clean up?" Auntie blamed Yakumozi's behavior in a heartbroken way, and then said righteously: "Look at Bo Li Shrine, how clean! I need to take care of so many people! Look at you again, you can't even take care of yourself!"

At the same time, Rumia silently glanced at Elric who had been cleaning, Elric who was doing laundry, and Elric and Elric who were cooking together, and then silently glanced at the Grandma, who didn't blush and decorated all this on this matter, couldn't help it...

Jump up, take two steps forward, draw out the white paper fan, turn it 360 degrees, and draw!

With a "snap", Rumia's paper fan hit Grandma's head, and she blushed and said, "What the hell are you talking about!! It's all done by Elric and Elrico! !!"

"..." This time, Yakumo Zi's eyes when she looked at her mother became more subtle. You see, although I am also like this, I don't do anything well, eat and do nothing, such as spring sleepiness, summer fatigue, autumn nap, hibernation, etc., but I can't do it anyway. You won't take the credit for Lan on yourself!

After being stared at by Yakumo Zi with disdain for a while, Grandma sat down solemnly, then slowly took out a small cash box from behind, and said, "Should I stuff some money?"

The voices of "Pfft!" sounded one after another, and Rumia made the second complaint without hesitation: "Don't change the subject for me!!"

"It hurts, it hurts..." Grandma rubbed her head, then sighed helplessly, looked at the sky sadly, and said, "Others laugh at me for being immoral. I laugh at others for not being able to see through."

"How can you be unscrupulous? You are unscrupulous." Elric added silently, making Grandma's face freeze.

"Pfft ha ha ha ha." Rumia covered her stomach and laughed, Yakumo Zi also turned her face to look at the forest on the right with a tense face, but the trembling corners of her mouth clearly revealed her smile meaning.

"Wait a minute, you guys are a little bit arrogant recently?" Grandma was not happy, she slapped her thighs and stood up, then fiercely walked towards Elric with her sleeves rolled up.

Is Elric nervous?No, she wasn't nervous at all, Elric just silently took out a copper coin from the portable space and said to Yakumo Zi in a deep voice with lightning speed: "Open the gap! Come to the destination!"

In just a moment, Yakumo Zi understood what Elric meant.With a decisive wave of both hands, a gap leading to a strange place was opened by Yakumo Zi.

The moment the gap was opened, Elric stood up with a grim face, with a conspiratorial smile from the corner of his mouth, and shouted at the grandma who rushed over: "Grandma, what are you looking at?" !"

As he said that, Elric raised his right hand high, with a copper coin on it!

Grandma couldn't help but rushed towards the copper coin. Can Elric make Grandma succeed?the answer is negative.

It's too late to say it.Elric made a forward lunge, then like a baseball player, clenched his right hand, and then a wonderful throwing posture!

A copper coin draws a beautiful arc in midair.Then it flew past Grandma's face, and got straight into the gap.

With a "whoosh", a figure flashed past, crossing the distance between time and space at a speed that broke through the sky.Like a girl traveling through time and space, chasing the missing copper coin and getting into the gap, she.It's Grandma.

"I'll close it!" Yakumo Zi clapped her hands, quickly closed the gap, then held her face in one hand, and said softly, "Oh, where did we just talk?"

After finishing speaking, Yakumo Zi slowly picked up the teacup on the coffee table, took a sip of tea, and together with grandma, this should have shortened the distance?Hmm, this sage is so witty, wow haha!

The so-called common enemy can shorten the distance between people, it really is not wrong!

"Speaking of how much you are going to pay for the accommodation." Elric took a sip of tea silently, and then continued the conversation with a smile.

"Pfft!" Yakumo Zi spit out the tea before she had time to swallow it, stared at Elric with a miserable expression like a concubine, and then said in disbelief: "People can be shameless, but they can't be so shameless." This level! Just now I helped you open the gap..."

"Master Zi, I am very touched, very touched!" Elric nodded, and said solemnly: "But, before you opened the gap, you forgot to tell us that you will be free of accommodation fees if you open the gap, right? ? Therefore, brothers should also settle accounts clearly, thank you for your patronage, and the price of friendship is fifty silver coins!"

"You're robbing!!" Yakumo Zi frowned, and angrily condemned Elric's unkind behavior.

"How can you do this!" Yakumo Zi felt that the world was full of malice, and she said sadly: "The accommodation fee of fifty silver coins is the price of a high-end hotel, right? Look at the Hakurei Shrine. What does a high-end hotel look like? If you take it out, even if it’s a special hotel, twenty silver coins will be worth it!”

"Well, you can't say that, Lord Zi." Elric shook his head solemnly, and then had a friendly exchange with Yakumo Zi: "Can you get fifty silver coins properly for robbery? It must be done." If you don’t arrive, and your life is in danger, how can it be easier for us?”

"Don't you deny that this kind of behavior is similar to robbery!" Yakumo Zi was horrified, what a terrible child, no, I am a magical girl who fills the world with love and justice, Yakumo Zikouya!Hey (<ゝw.) oil curry~☆.

Therefore, Yakumo Ziyu said to Elric earnestly: "You know, I can use twenty silver coins to travel to the world to stay overnight, right?"

"Hehe." Elric smiled very honestly, then turned around blankly and played poker with Elric and Rumia, while Reimu and Cheng watched from the side.

"..." Yakumo Zi once again felt that the world was full of malice, you, how could you be like this?Refusing to communicate or something, it's really disgusting!

So, Yakumo Zi roared angrily: "Damn it, it's five silver coins! If I can afford it, I will live!"

"Master Zi, don't play with words, it's fifty silver coins, not five silver coins." Elric turned his head with a smile, looked at Yakumo Zi, and added shaking his head.

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