Moe Journey

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"Master Zi, don't play with words, it's fifty silver coins, not five silver coins." Elric turned his head with a smile, looked at Yakumo Zi, and added shaking his head.

Yakumo Zi is under a lot of pressure. She really wants to analyze whether there is any problem near the Hakurei Shrine. This problem is very likely to be a curse.

And this curse is mainly a horrible curse with the main means of changing people's minds—why do you say that, because once you are cursed, you will become as greedy as the witches in Boli! !

"This must be a curse, you are cursed!" Yakumo Zi said with certainty, but what she didn't know was that the only person in Gensokyo who was cursed was her!

Yes, Yakumo Zi, the monster sage, has the most terrible curse in the history of Gensokyo on her body. This curse is so terrifying that even Eirin cannot be cured.

The name of this curse is...

Curse of the youkai idler who will be unscrupulous if he does not work!

All in all, Yakumo Zi lived in Hakurei Shrine for the time being, and at night, after the grieving mother returned to Hakurei Shrine, she was just about to have an earth-shattering fight, but Yakumo Zi gave her a silver coin to her. Soothed down.

"Where's moral integrity?" At that moment, everyone present once again thought of this word that had popped up dozens of times, what about moral integrity?

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The roof of Hakurei Shrine, late at night.

"Huh, it's pretty cool." Elric jumped onto the roof and sat next to Elric, feeling the evening wind blowing across the roof.said with a smile.

"I didn't ask you to come to the roof to hear you say such a thing!" Elric rolled his eyes, propped his chin and said, "We, we can go back almost now?"

"Ah...um!" Elric opened his mouth, then nodded, and said, "Yes, we can already go back."

Now, whether it is Elric or Elric, there is no slightest injury on their bodies, they are completely recovered, and they are in a perfect state.If there is something unsatisfactory, it is probably that the core of the evil of the two people in this world is not the previous second stage.

Not only that, after Elric is decomposed from Elric's body, Elric does not have to maintain the state of a girl, and can safely become a boy to fight with other people and continue his journey up!

Therefore, these two people can already return to their original continents and do what they should do.

"In a few days, I heard that it will be Reimu's birthday soon. We will leave after celebrating her birthday." Elric took a deep breath, then looked at Elric, and asked, "Are you Are you going to continue to return to the Dark Academy and continue with that identity?"

"Ha. Isn't that natural?" Elric grinned and said, "Bai Ya is waiting for me to go back!"

"Tsk tsk, yes yes yes." Elric nodded helplessly, then stood up.He patted his pants and said, "Go to bed first, what should come will come sooner or later."

"Ah. Good night, my half body?" Elric tilted his head, then laughed himself, and said, "What is this, what half body? Tsk, how about... brother Elric?"

"Pfft!" Elric, who was about to go down, spit out immediately, then looked at Elric in horror, and said, "What are you doing!"

"No, no, no...then what's the matter..." Elrico scratched his head and said, "I think we should have the same identity? So I... am my sister?"

"Why are you a younger sister? Hey, even if the author is a younger sister and once wrote a book about younger sisters, it can't be like this! Why did you suddenly add a younger sister setting when there are nearly a million words!" Elric immediately said The wind was messed up, he held his head and said, "Don't be like this, I'm not a sister-con..."

"Idiot!" Elric kicked Elric down, and said angrily: "What are you thinking, idiot! This is just a setting, a setting! Because my soul wave is still All the bloodlines are extended from your body, so it is your sister, but the relationship between me and you is not brother and sister? So it is just an... just an illusion, an illusion for the outside world, you Do you understand?"

"Yes, yes, I understand." Elric got up from the ground, rubbed his neck helplessly, then waved to Elric, and said, "Then, I'll go to bed first, bye, Sister. Sister~"

"Goo!" Elric's mouth twitched violently, then shuddered, and wrinkled his face with disgust, and said, "It's so disgusting... hiss..."

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Hakurei Shrine, morning.

When Elrico and Elric got up first to prepare the meals, Elrico was in charge of drying the clothes, while Elric came over to take the sleeping Rumia, Reimu, Grandma and Yakumo Zi woke up.

Because they lived with Elric for a while, Reimu Ama and Rumia got up decisively, but...

First of all, the owner of Yakumo House is Yakumo Zi, secondly, Yakumo Lan, the nanny of Yakumo House, is Yakumo Zi's shikigami, and secondly, Shikigami cannot resist his master.

Therefore, in Yakumo's house, Yakumo Zi sleeping late has become a fixed awakening - because as long as she wants to sleep late, Yakumo Lan can't wake her up at all.

However, in Hakurei Shrine, no one is her shikigami, which means...

"Get up, Yakumo Zi-sama," Elric pushed Yakumo Zi's blanket, but Yakumo Zi said that the old lady always slept until twelve o'clock at noon, what time is it now?How could I get up, idiot!

So Yakumo Zi silently put the quilt over her head.Then he shrunk down, curled up into a ball, and continued to sleep.

Elric looked at the super big ball-shaped quilt in front of him expressionlessly, and the veins in the shape of "#" burst out on his face visible to the naked eye.

"Hehehe... I've already made breakfast, the cleaning of the shrine and the washing and drying of clothes have also been done. All you need is to get up, wash and eat breakfast. This can't be done... This is a dead end !” Saying that, Elric's eyes flashed coldly, and he walked out of the room slowly.

"Come on, let's eat." Elric smiled and began to serve the others.Then there was a bowl of soup in front of everyone, and then a plate, on which Elric divided the fried dishes in the morning according to his personal habits.

It's just that Elric silently divided the dishes on a plate next to everyone present, and then said with a sneer, "Everyone eat."

With a "gudong", Grandma and Rumia, who already knew what Elric would use, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, then looked at the bowl of rice that Elric specially put aside with fear, and silently Said: "Yakumo Zi. Congratulations, we will put a few small yellow flowers on your grave on the day of your death."

Everyone eats breakfast very quickly, after finishing eating.Reimu, Rumia, and Elric went to play in the backyard, while Grandma went out to patrol, and Elric started washing the dishes and clearing the table.

It was only after eight o'clock in the morning when Elric got everything done.So she decisively walked towards the backyard, and then...

"I'm going, what is this doing?" In Elric's eyes.A tragic thing is happening in the backyard——

Rumia was looking at Elric's legs with a pale... er...

And Reimu was riding on Rumia's back, playing a horse-riding game——no, that's not the point.

The important point is that there are several logs tied around Lumia's waist, and a cart is tied behind the logs! !

In other words, now Rumia is playing...the horse that pulls the carriage!So, who is sitting in the carriage?

The answer is simple...

"I said, Elric, what are you doing!!!" Elric kicked Elric flying away, and then said with a broken face: "I said what happened to Rumia? What could have caused such a tragic thing to happen to you?"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo(oo(ee) They treated me inhumanely... woo woo..."

Elric immediately understood that Elric's body is the evil of this world, that is, a little devil, a person who kills people without paying for his life.

And Reimu is just a simple little kid now, as for Rumia... relying on her IQ?Ha ha or forget it.

You know, if there is no Elric, Rumia will be crowned as the king of Gensokyo's three idiots many years later, are you still going to count on her IQ? Bastard!

So, under Elrico's plan with a smile on her face, Rumia became like this... extremely miserable.

"I said you are a big monster anyway, what about your dignity? What about your temperament? Are you acting cute with such an idiot look! Cheer me up!" Elric continued to complain, but Lu Mia just sobbed and said, "Eh? Stupid, are you talking about me?"

"..." Elric was silent for a moment, then covered his face, walked in pain to Elric who was lying on the ground and pretended to be dead, knelt down and said, "I said I know you are not dead, get up for me."

After a while, Elrico, who was lying on the ground, put up a sign in front of her, with a few words on it, "I am dead, I have something to burn incense, if there is something urgent, please offer a tribute" .

Elric knocked on Elric's head angrily, and said, "Okay, can I make red bean cake this afternoon?"

Because part of the source was given to Elric, part of Elric's memory is still lost—for example, the cooking part.

But fortunately, there were not many culinary skills exposed by Elric at the Dark Academy at that time, just some home-cooked dishes, and these home-cooked dishes Elric still remembered, but some special things Elric Can not remember.

For example, some very delicate small cakes.

"Ahem, just say what you have to say." Almost instantly, Elric was sitting on the ground.He looked at Elric seriously, and even fired a power call.

"I said, look at what Lumia is doing now, do you still have the nerve to bully her?" Elric rolled his eyes angrily, then stretched out his hand and pinched Elric's face, smashing her face. Smacking his mouth, he said, "It feels good."

"Hun Dan touch your own!" Elric slapped Elric's hand away angrily, and then said: "Oh, it's just for fun, and in terms of Rumia's physical fitness, that fundamental Not too heavy~"

"It's not a question of whether it's serious or not, you're making people look like donkeys!" Elric said angrily, "Do you know that this is a matter of destroying dignity?"

"..." Elrico was stunned.Then he showed a terrified expression and said, "But Bai Ya is obviously very happy!"

"Pfft!" Elric almost spit out a mouthful of water, she could already vaguely guess what kind of game she and Bai Ya were playing when Elric was occasionally let out to breathe, it was too...too... ...It's too hh!

"Don't confuse m with ordinary people!!" Elric took out Rumia's paper fan and gave Elric a hard blow, and then said: "You can have sex with your wife, you can do whatever you want Do you just have sex in the street?"

So, Elric spent half an hour explaining to Elric the knowledge of "how to get along with normal people", and then said helplessly, "Understand?"

"Uh..." Elric nodded weakly, and then said with a twitching corner of his mouth: "Actually, I know. I was just acting cute just now, but you actually talked for so long, ahem, look at what you said Happy. I can't bear to interrupt you."

"You interrupt me, hello!" Elric was about to cry, and Elric's nature is a demon who fears the world will not be chaotic.

If Elric is chaotic good, then Elric is chaotic evil, unless it is someone Elric values.Otherwise, Elric could definitely kill without restraint—anyway, the source of Elric's power is human fear.

"So... ah, you can save me a little trouble!" Elric held his forehead weakly, the chaos and evil were too scary.Anyone is a devil!

"Yes, I know." Elric waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, I won't kill people recklessly, at least I know it will bring trouble to Bai Ya, at least within a few hundred years I will Will honestly be a lawful and kind person, okay?"

"Huh, thank you so much." Elric sighed, then stood up and said, "By the way, why are you bullying Rumia?"

"Actually, Rumia has always felt that you almost died because of her, so... well, it's just a knot in your heart. If I bully her on purpose, she will feel better." Elric shrugged helplessly.

"Is that so?" Elric nodded knowingly, then rolled his eyes, and said, "I'm going to find Marisa, you guys play first!"

After finishing speaking, Elric ran towards Xianglin Hall, leaving behind three people present who were speechless.

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Hakurei Shrine, noon.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... rushed across the room.

Opening the door, Yakumo Zi was covering her mouth with tears streaming down her face, and in front of her were rice grains scattered all over the floor.

"Master Yakumo Zi, how can you eat casually?" Elric sighed helplessly, then took out the rag and began to clean, saying: "You know, in order to prevent things like rats, we will specially clean the Prepare a bowl of rice and put it in a ventilated place."

"Also, in order to punish those rats or something, we specially prepared chili oil on the ground in these rice!" Elric also added with a smile.

It's just that what they said made Yakumo Zi stare at the two of them with tears streaming down her face, and then desperately pointed at her mouth, as if she wanted to express something.

"Don't worry, Yakumo Zi-sama." Elric said with a smile: "This chili oil is made by mixing [-] kinds of chili peppers, because the taste is really terrible, so the moment I eat it, my mouth hurts sharply." You will lose consciousness after that, this is for the body to protect itself, so it is a normal reaction that you cannot speak now."

"It's just that Yakumo Zi-sama doesn't know?" Elric leaned over and tilted his head and said, "The food at Hakurei Shrine, if you haven't eaten it after seven o'clock in the morning, all the leftovers It will be dripped with this chili oil!"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"So scary, Hakurei Shrine is so scary!

Lan, I don't sleep in anymore, woo woo woo!

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