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Because of so much ignorance, Zhang Hengu actually helped the old lady up without any witnesses, and said repeatedly: "It's my fault, it's my fault, I'm really sorry."

The old lady was really overly frightened, and it took a while to recover.She let out a sigh of relief, and said a word that almost didn't scare Zhang Hengu to death.

"You still haven't sent me to the hospital, why are you talking so much nonsense?"

Hospital?That place where angels in white clothes slaughter people?Zhang Hengu rescued the old lady, and he almost fainted at that time! Zhang Hengu is a migrant worker who only earns 60 yuan a day. If it is considered as food expenses, he can’t even get 40 yuan. Where did he get the money? Send her to the hospital?Isn't it just a fall, and nothing is broken, so why go to the hospital?Zhang Hengu regretted that his intestines were turning green, and his face was longer than that of a camel.

But no matter how long his face was, Zhang Hengu still didn't say a word, he carried the old lady on his back and was about to go to the hospital.

Good people are rewarded with good rewards. This saying has only been heard for thousands of years, but it has never been fulfilled.Of course, Zhang Hengu is no exception.Zhang Hengu rummaged through the pockets of his clothes. When he came out, he borrowed 300 yuan from Big Eyed Feng. The 300 yuan was definitely not enough for the doctor to smoke a cigarette when he went to the hospital.I had no choice but to call Big Eyed Feng for help.

There were quite a few onlookers, all of them expressionless and silent.Those with a little expression all had a sneer on their faces.For Zhang Hengu who is taken advantage of, the capital Beijing is very rare, so the crowd watching are more curious than those watching gorillas in the zoo.

Which brother borrows the mobile phone to use?Zhang Daogu's eyes for help swept across the crowd.Except for the occasional sympathy, all the gazes are mostly ignorance, and no one is willing to extend a hand.

At this time, the whizzing car didn't stop at all, and ran all the way to nowhere.There was only one regretful word left in the air.

"There is no technical content at all, and it will miss!"

Zhang Hengu did not hear this sentence. He is now facing an old lady who seems to be sending Babaoshan off at any time, and there is no one who is willing to help him. The old lady ran towards the hospital with big strides.The old lady was screaming something on her back, Zhang Hengu ran away, but didn't hear anything, until he reached the hospital gate, he was so tired that he couldn't breathe, so he entered the old lady.

The old lady asked angrily: "I called you for a long time, are you deaf?"

Zhang Hengu looked at the old lady and saw that she was in good spirits and didn't seem to have any serious problems, so he hurriedly explained that he ran too fast just now and didn't hear what she said.The old lady said: "I'm afraid of being sick because of my illness. Do you want to send me to the morgue if you do this?"

Zhang Hengu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, thinking that this place is so close to the hospital, why should I call you a taxi?Fortunately, I have already arrived at the hospital and I am not afraid of anything.I hurried to register for him.

The old lady said: "Don't hang up, I will be completely cold in three days, so I will go directly to the emergency room."

Zhang Hengu is in good health, has never been to a hospital, and does not know what is going on in the emergency room, but seeing so many people queuing up, he will have to be pushed out if he goes to the emergency room.

Then forget about it.The old lady seemed to have a plan in mind.

In this case, Zhang Hengu followed her and went directly to the emergency room with her.

As soon as they entered the door, the two doctors were busy with other people. When they saw the old lady, they hurriedly put down the patient in their hands, helped her up, and said repeatedly: "Hey, what's wrong with you? What's the matter?" , make a call and we will go out to pick you up."

The old lady said: "What are you going to pick up? It's so close to you. Why don't you just call 120?"

"That's even worse, it's so close to us, we took you in when we went out."

"No, no, it's free." She pointed to Zhang Hengu.

Zhang Hengu was a little uncomfortable, and said: "This old lady fell, but I didn't touch it, I just saw her age..."

Before he could finish speaking, the old lady said, "You didn't touch anything, and it wasn't you who touched it."

Zhang Hengu's hairy white sweat immediately drenched his whole body, his legs were trembling a little, and he said, "I'm just a part-time worker, you can do whatever you want, anyway, I have no money..."

A doctor put the old lady on the hospital bed and said, "You always scare her. People from the countryside don't know how to joke. Who doesn't know that you are not like that."

The old lady smiled and said: "Yes, yes, I just frightened him to play. This young man is very nice, he came behind my back, and he is very enthusiastic. I will ask him to carry me back later, my free rental It's sitting."

Only then did Zhang Hengu heaved a sigh of relief, thinking to himself, you old lady is so old, why do you still like to make such jokes?As long as you don't cheat me, I'm fine with asking me to carry you around Beijing three times.

Zhang Hengu didn't know when he secretly lamented his good luck. His luck could not only be described as good, but also too good.If it wasn't for the old lady's fall, he would have entered the morgue long ago.If he hadn't come to the hospital with this old lady on his back, he would have to go to the morgue soon.If it wasn't for this old lady's glory, he wouldn't have been so successful in the Dai Gang.

If people's luck is good, even gods can't stop it.

Zhang Hengu had such good luck.

A professional-level killer, or the unstoppable luck of a god, who is better?

Zhang Hengu didn't know that someone was thinking about him, all he cared about was working and continuing to work.After leaving the hospital, Zhang Hengu didn't dare to go anywhere. The safest place seemed to be the work shed.The work of migrant workers is tiring and heavy, mechanical repetition, long hours, boring work... In Zhang Hengu's desperate work for his wife, one day passed like this.

With a pot of the cheapest loose wine and a handful of peanuts, a few migrant workers can put Obama under their feet.At least Big Eyed Feng had already stepped on Obama, poured a glass of wine on him, and asked him if he liked it?

Zhang Hengu has a lot of alcohol, but this kind of alcohol mixed with water is not something that ordinary people can handle.Of the five people present, only three were able to touch the ground on two legs.Apart from Zhang Hengu, the other two were also wandering around.

Foreman Dayan Feng's tongue curled up. He didn't know how to talk about his unfortunate past, and he almost cried until he fainted.He is a real high school graduate, the college entrance examination score is not low, but he has not been admitted to a university.In his own words, he is a little foreman with a heart higher than the sky and a life thinner than paper. After so many years of working together, he only killed eight people!

"Do you know how many points I got?" Big-eyed Feng asked everyone, pointing to his nose, "I got 530 points in the test, more than 500 points, if it's in the capital, it's still Tsinghua University and Peking University. "

Zhang Hengu also can't remember how many times Big Eyed Feng said it. It seems that sometimes he said more than 500 points, and sometimes more than 600 points. How many points Big Eyed Feng got in the test, even he himself can't remember, others even Can't remember.But every time Peking University and Tsinghua University became the primary target of his attack, which made everyone disagree.

Tong Tong asked Big Eyed Feng: "Did you pick Tsinghua University or Peking University, or the fucking Tsinghua University picked you? I don't think no matter how you pick, you are not picked anyway?"

"Hey, let's not talk about this, who told us whether Henan is the capital. We have few colleges and universities in Henan, and there are few indicators in other provinces. Do you know how many people like me can't go to college? I saw a joke on the Internet , said college freshman dormitory, a few people self-reported their families, the one said that I got 632 points in the test, from Shandong. The one said that I got 583 points in the test, from Hebei, and the other said that I got 615 points in the test, from Henan. You scored 458 points, and everyone said, of course you are from Beijing. Have you heard this joke? Do you understand? Is it funny?" Big Eyed Feng asked.He would tell this joke every time he was drunk, and Zhang Hengu, who came last, couldn't be more familiar with it.

"Hey, aren't you also a member of the capital now? If your son is taking college entrance examinations, he will be considered a Beijinger." Zhang Hengu said unhurriedly, holding a piece of peanut.

Big-eyed Feng stared at Zhang Hengu for a long time with a very strange look.Said: "If a person can be stupid to this extent, he can almost reach the level of a master?"

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