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Zhonghui took off the shoes with exposed toes, poured out the soil in the shoes, pointed at Zhang Hengu with the shoes, and said, "Just you, give birth to one too. If Beijing lets you go to university here, you will be able to do it." Big. Didn’t you see Qiangzi and the others doing the demolition, specifically demolishing migrant workers’ schools? After living in Beijing for a few days, you thought you were so great, and you thought you were Kong’s second child?”

"Forget it. Migrant workers are also divided into three, six, and nine grades. Brother, I am the kind of migrant workers with culture and quality. People like you only know about sensory stimulation and money. Except for farting, you may know about smell. You have to think hard for ten days and eight days." Big Eyed Feng said.

Zhang Hengu once thought about this sentence very seriously, and it was not until many years later that he had a deep understanding of the meaning of this sentence.Especially when I was watching TV once, I found a similar sentence in a skit. The long-necked actor said a sentence that resonated with him for several days, "You don't know whether he is praising you or scolding you. .”—Yes, this is the feeling.

A migrant worker of your grandma, what are you playing with?It's just that I have studied for a few years.Now there are more college students who are beggars, what kind of tricks are you after you graduated from high school-of course, Zhang Hengu didn't think of this until a long time later.If I had this awareness at the time, I might not have to be a migrant worker any more, and I would immediately take up a leadership position.

"Go away, let's find your sensory stimulation, uneducated people are sleeping in rented houses." Big Eyed Feng said to Zhang Hengu.

Big-eyed Feng pushed Zhang Hengu out, and Zhang Hengu felt as if he was pushing him into the kang.Today's hair salons, shampoo rooms, and pedicures, everyone knows what they do without asking.His majestic Zhang Hengu is not someone who shoots cannons casually.Anyone who knows him knows that Zhang Momo in his family is a figure of the first level of a fairy, and his artillery is still used at home.

Seeing Zhang Hengu's situation, Big Eyed Feng was drunk, but his language was still very clear, he smiled contemptuously and said: "Pretend to be Japanese or Korean big garlic, don't you say you are still a virgin ?Now these days, it is said that there are only virgins in kindergartens, but there are no virgins in kindergartens. If there are, there are only two hundred and five like Zhang Hengu in front of you. Of course there may be others, that is mental illness, and it has to be real Mental illness, people who are mentally ill due to various reasons are not counted. Walk forward fifty steps, then turn left, there is a small movie, go there to open your eyes first. I want to go to Chen Ge, he is from a nearby community Those in charge of family planning work, there are plenty of free condoms."

The video hall in the urban-rural fringe area is actually a place dedicated to showing pornographic movies.Most popular in the last century.However, with the popularization of the Internet, people who do * * business have now moved to the Internet, where it is more timely, more convenient, safer, more qualified and more layered.

Those who can play here all night are all scum from the bottom of society.These people are uneducated, and they don’t even write a few words—those who can type a few words go to the Internet early, and their entertainment methods are nothing but eating and drinking.They have no money, and in addition to solving sensory needs, physical problems can only be solved with their own hands.In this atmosphere, whistling, swearing, booing are all essential.

Of course, what they are clamoring for is not flattering the protagonist, because they don’t know who is Sola Aoi and who is Ran Muto. What they see in their eyes is only a part, and things other than the part have nothing to do with their physiology, and will never let them care.

When Zhang Hengu walked in here, he suddenly felt that this is where he should come.The long drought meets the nectar, the foreign land meets the old acquaintance, the bridal chamber festive night, when nominated for the gold list.The four great happy events in life are not as good as what Zhang Hengu feels now.

It turns out that in addition to the mechanical comings and goings, there is such a vivid content in this world between men and women? There are such colorful ways? If I had to use one word to describe it, it would be shocking. To describe it in two words, it is very shocking. If you want to describe it in one sentence, it is really fucking shocking!

Not long after, when Zhang Hengu stepped onto the podium for the first time, the first word he taught the students was "shock".Zhang Hengu was lucky. When he mentioned this word, none of the students understood what he was talking about.Otherwise, Mr. Zhang Hengu, who has just entered the education field, will go to the police station once, and then live in a place with a high wall for a few years. Although it is impossible to lose his life, at least he will have to die. Give away the future.It would be a pity that the Dai Gang will lose a lot of wonderful history because of this episode.

When people's luck comes, even gods can't stop it.When Zhang Hengu explained the origin of the shock to elementary school students in class, how many people would know that he learned it here? ——Of course, this is something later, and we will introduce it to you in detail later.

Although Zhang Hengu came out this time as an eye-opener and learned a lot of practical skills with real swords and guns, it also aroused his extreme yearning for his wife.In fact, when he came out of the Dai Gang, it was still the dry season of the Dai Gang, but based on the current time, it is already the rainy season.After leaving Zhang Momo, Zhang Hengu felt boundless loneliness.Thinking of Zhang Mo Mo, Zhang Hengu was on fire all over his body.I wonder what Zhang Momo is doing now?Is she sleeping now?Will the guy next door, Zhang Henchang, secretly watch her sleep?Will the second-rate Zhang Damin come up with Zhang Momo's idea? Will Zhang Minsheng, the director of the village, go to his house to "drop in" when he is not at home?

Although Zhang Hengu is uneducated, he is not stupid at all.It's really worrying to keep such a beautiful wife at home.There was another thing that worried Zhang Hengu the most. Zhang Momo had a brain problem and suffered from a kind of amnesia. What happened just now was forgotten in a short while.Zhang Hengu didn't know, if she went back by herself after such a long time, would she forget herself?

Speaking of Zhang Hengu's wife, we really have to introduce it.This woman named Zhang Momo seems to be only about 26 seven.This number is not statistically inaccurate, but because she herself can't remember how old she is. This age is completely guessed from her face.

Zhang Hengu's wife actually has a lot of history.She almost became Zhang San's wife, Li Si's wife, Wang Wu's wife, and even Li Liu's wife.The reason why she was finally fixed as Zhang Hengu's wife was entirely because of Zhang Hengu's great kindness of pity for the heavens and the people—hehe, it's too big to say.

Let me talk about the origin of Zhang Hengu's wife Zhang Momo.This woman is quite extraordinary, and our book is almost all caused by her—although she seldom appears in this book.

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