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In the distant Dai Gang, there is a place called Huahai County.Surrounded by mountains, the land is barren.A small mountain village with hundreds of households is located under the towering Dongshan Mountain.This village is Dongda Village, Zhang Hengu's hometown.

In a ravine a few miles away from Dongda Village on a mountain road, people found a fresh female corpse.Speaking of freshness, it seems that this person is still steaming, at least the blood on his body is not dry yet.It is said to be a corpse, because there is no good place on this person's body, even if he pokes it a few times with a stick, there is no reaction at all.

"This person has been dead for several days, right?" Village director Zhang Minsheng said while stroking his bare scalp.In fact, he knew that this person might not be dead yet. The reason why he said this was because he didn't want to cause trouble for the government.If the person is still alive, of course she has to be brought back.Don't talk about eating and drinking, where should I put it if it is so dirty?Let it go to the village. There is no such expenditure in the village, and some money is not enough to manage the superiors.Send it to the town, then the mayor will have to scold him like a bloody sprinkler!

The most labor-saving way, of course, is to immediately sentence this person to death.As long as he insisted that it was a dead body, no one would tell him the difference.In Dongda Village, there is no one who dares to sing against him!As long as no one speaks, he can make a decision, and then find two idlers to dig a hole and bury it.

"No, isn't this person still alive?" Zhang Damin looked down and said.He didn't realize that Director Zhang was already very disgusted with his words.I don't know one day I will take this opportunity to punish him.Although he is not afraid of Director Zhang at all, there will always be a day when he regrets it.And when he regretted it, he had already seen what Lord Yan looked like.

"There's a fart!" Director Zhang spat out spray paint on the ground, and said, "If I was breathing, I would have been panting a long time ago. Do you think this will pant? Why don't you hold it up to see if it's cold or warm?"

"Yeah, feel it to see if it's cold or hot." Everyone booed together.

Seeing that Zhang Damin didn't dare to speak anymore, Zhang Minsheng cleared his throat, pointed to the two and said, "Well, that's fine, don't waste your time, you two dig a hole to bury the dead body, and turn around alone." Giving a pack of cigarettes is wages."

"Director, that won't work. I want to participate in such a good event." Someone booed.In this place where rabbits don't shit, being able to earn a pack of cigarettes out of thin air is happier than a god.You know, apart from being able to eat well all year round, there is basically no money here.Anyway, if you are idle, you are idle, and you can earn cigarettes with a little effort. Where can you find such a good thing?

"Okay, it's just a few of you. At most four packs of cigarettes will be given. If there are too many people, you will share among them." Director Zhang threw down four packs of cigarettes and turned away. Before he took a few steps, more than a dozen people had already snatched the cigarettes. .

Zhang Damin kicked the dead body with his feet while smoking a cigarette, hummed a little song, and said: "I think it's fine to find a pit and bury it. Do you need to dig it harder?" Before he finished speaking, suddenly With a cry, it was discovered that insects had grown under the corpse.

"Fuck, this person is already smelly and poisonous, I don't want to do this job anymore!" He took two steps back and ran away without even saying hello.

In this place of the Dai Gang, people are buried in the sky when they die. Put the corpse on the top of the mountain and let the birds eat it. The cleaner the food is, the more it shows that the person has accumulated virtue in life.Only those who died young or had no offspring were buried in the ground.Whether it is a sky burial or a burial, the most taboo thing is to have worms on the body.It is said that anyone who touches such a corpse will end up dying like the dead.

Zhang Damin's words were not loud, but even director Zhang Minsheng, who had walked a long way, heard them.He looked back involuntarily, and said, "I've given you all the smoke. If you can't bury it, you can spit it out for me!" Before he finished speaking, he ran away as if flying.

Except for Zhang Damin, the others were about to run away with a loud noise, but they all stopped when they heard this.Not to mention that the cigarettes have already been smoked, even if they hold the unsmoked cigarettes in their hands, they are reluctant to put them down.But looking at the female corpse, they were really terrified.If you really want to get bad luck from the female corpse, then this pack of cigarettes is really worthless.

At this time, our protagonist Zhang Hengu appeared.

When these few people saw Zhang Hengu passing by from a distance, they called Zhang Hengu in unison, as if they had found a golden treasure.

In the minds of Dongda Village people, Zhang Hengu is not above two hundred and five, not below two hundred and five, it is really two hundred and five.I don't know a few big characters, and I don't know a basket of human feelings.The only difference from those fools is that you know you are upside down when you sleep, and you know you are hungry when you eat.To sum up, to say a word, it is true that people hate the ancients and have become synonymous with fools.It is really appropriate to let him do this now.

Zhang Damin ran over and grabbed Zhang Hengu and said, "Brother, is there a good thing for you to do?"

Several people all gave him winks, which means let Zhang Hengu bury him and forget about the cigarettes.Zhang Damin liked this pack of cigarettes even more than they did, so of course he wouldn't do such a stupid thing.He tossed Zhang Hengu a cigarette, and said to the following: "Director Zhang picked up a woman, don't you still have a wife? You just got it back home. How about it, buddy, are you sorry? It's so big Good thing I thought of you beforehand."

Zhang Hengu didn't know that the big gift that Director Zhang and Zhang Damin gave him was a dead body, he was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth for a long time, he wished to kowtow eighteen heads to Zhang Damin and that Director Zhang on the spot. Go down the slope to see.The person lying on the ground was covered in blood, his face was covered with dirt and grass, mixed with blood, his nose, eyes and mouth were almost indistinguishable, except that he could tell that it was a woman based on his physical characteristics, he could no longer tell anything Come.Zhang Hengu didn't need to examine carefully, and finally found those things under the woman's body, but when he found the ground full of bugs, Zhang Damin and the others had already run away without a trace.

God, how could this be?Zhang Hengu pushed the dead body in for a long time, looked at the corpse crawling out from under the woman's body, and spit out a few mouthfuls of acid water in his stomach before recovering.Zhang Hengu wondered, since this person is already dead, why did they still say that he was given to me as a wife?

Although many people regard Zhang Hengu as two hundred and five, Zhang Hengu is really not a two hundred and five.As for Zhang Damin's cleverness, of course he immediately understood.But these people pushed the dead body to him, and he had no choice but to find a way to get rid of the dead body.

According to the tradition of the Dai Gang, such violent deaths cannot be sent to the mountains.It is impossible for a person of unknown origin to be sent to the top of the mountain for a sky burial.Zhang Hengu found a few branches nearby, dug a small hole, pulled the dead body into the hole, found a few stones and threw them on him.While throwing it, he cursed: "Zhang Damin, you bastard, you thought he suddenly became a good person. You're playing tricks on me, and someday you'll choke to death when you drink water."

This was originally Zhang Hengu's cursing sentence, but it was unfortunately fulfilled in the end.When Zhang Hengu knew that Zhang Damin died from drinking water at the police station, his intestines were turning green from regret.

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