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Zhang Hengu stood at the school gate for a long time, and finally counted the dozens of characters he knew.However, it is regrettable that the pinyin that should be the most known is actually mixed up with more than 20 English words.

In fact, Mr. Zhang Hengu has never learned such a foreign thing as English. The reason why such abstruse question arises is probably related to TV commercials.On TV, today is abc and tomorrow is cba, which made some of Zhang Hengu's pinyin, which he had no friendship with him in the past, rebel and defect to the enemy and completely westernized.

Sad, really sad.Zhang Hengu thought bitterly, the advertising editors of the TV station should be pulled out and shot for 10 minutes, because the good pinyin ruined their advertisements.

Zhang Hengu hesitated again and again, and finally bit the bullet and walked into Nanjiawa Primary School.

Principal Lin shook hands with Zhang Hengu cordially, and welcomed him to teach in Nanjiawa Primary School.Although one thousand people are unwilling, and ten thousand people are unwilling, Principal Lin can still be regarded as half of Zhang Hengu's teacher. His own students have become teachers, and his nominal teacher can force a smile on anything.

Principal Lin took Zhang Hengu around the school and introduced some basic information about the school to Zhang Hengu.Nanjiawa Primary School is just a big school. There are only [-] to [-] students here, and there are only about [-] teachers.Because it is not too far from the county seat, the number of teachers is relatively sufficient.If we walk another [-] to [-] miles into the mountains, it would be good for a school of this size to have seven or eight teachers.

There are seven or eight rows of classrooms, and the last row of the school is the principal's office and the teacher's office and dormitory.A small playground, a basketball court, that's all there is to the school.

Principal Lin asked all the teachers to have a meeting, and then solemnly introduced Zhang Hengu to everyone.

"This is Teacher Zhang Hengu. Principal Chen from the main school personally transferred to our school. Teacher Zhang is new here, I hope all the teachers can help you a lot..." Although Principal Lin is very scheming, he really can't think of any words to use Let me introduce Zhang Hengu's resume.Super idiot Zhang Hengu, who caused a self-immolation incident in Huahai County a few days ago, now suddenly became a teacher. This change was so fast that Principal Lin was a little at a loss.

"Mr. Zhang, do you think you have anything to say?" Principal Lin asked Zhang Hengu politely after introducing Zhang Hengu.

In fact, Zhang Hengu only needs to stand up and nod to everyone. What can a newcomer have to say.

No one expected that Zhang Hengu's first performance would make people laugh.

Zhang Hengu was originally sitting on a chair with his butt stained a little. Hearing Principal Lin's introduction, he stood up, hugged everyone, and said, "Brother is new here, please give me your advice."

Before the words fell, there was a roar of laughter in the office.

Zhang Hengu is very curious, it seems that what he said is not so pleasant, right?If he really had that cute cell, he would have gone to Guo Degang to teach cross talk when he was in Beijing, and would he still wrap the construction site with hemp?

Before he came, he had already imagined various opening remarks.I have practiced many times alone at home.Although it was only a short sentence or two, it consumed [-]% of Zhang Hengu's brain cells.You know, this is the biggest event in Zhang Hengu's life.But he really didn't know what to say in his first appearance?In their village, the only person who is a little ink is Director Zhang Minsheng. Everyone else is almost the same as Zhang Hengu, and it is impossible to find someone to ask.In the end, Zhang Hengu had a whim and was inspired by martial arts TV dramas. He felt that only by clasping his hands together could he represent his sincerity and respect.

Unexpectedly, the teachers are not fans of martial arts, so they didn't buy the opening remarks.

There are twenty teachers, more than half are women.The older ones are still a little reserved, but the younger ones can't control that much, and they laugh so hard that they almost lose their breath.

Principal Lin's originally gloomy face couldn't help laughing when he saw this.

Is there such a cola?Zhang Hengu looked at everyone with his usual silly eyes.He found that everyone was looking at him as if they were seeing a monster.

In the eyes of everyone, Zhang Hengu has a feeling of great attention.This reminded him of his situation on the Huahai TV Tower.In order to live with more dignity, even if you can read a little bit less, you must not let everyone look scared.Thinking of this, he straightened his chest and grinned at everyone.

The laughter in the office became even more cheerful, and even the two older teachers who were sitting upright just now almost sprayed.

"The one who didn't expect to come is Gege." A 24-year-old female teacher pointed at Zhang Hengu and whispered.

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