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"Students, please open the third page of the textbook. Today we will learn the first lesson, Hu Jinneng's "Children's Hanging Hook." Seeing that the students had nothing to do, Zhang Hengu started his first lesson.

In the classroom, the voice was turned quickly, and when most of the students turned to the third page, there were a total of 47 students in the class, all burst into laughter.

It was at this time that Principal Lin heard the unusual voice.The voice was indeed a bit too sudden, thanks to Principal Lin's mental preparation before, otherwise he would have suffered a heart attack from fright.

Nanjiawa Primary School has a total of [-] school buildings. Except for the unoccupied rooms, the doors and windows of all classrooms are opened almost at the same time. Some teachers and students ran out of the house in panic, looking helplessly at the surroundings look for.

earthquake?Or a typhoon?

Principal Lin is calm, poised, unmoved by the collapse of Mount Tai, and even more... helpless.

He waved his hand and drove the panicked teachers and students back into the classroom.Said: "Where is there a typhoon? Where is there an earthquake? If there is an earthquake, typhoon or natural disaster, the government will issue an early warning. Everyone will receive a professional warning. In our great republic, the Dai government will not abandon the people and run away on their own. on the road."

Lin Xiaochang could only smile wryly. How could he, the only one who knew the inside story, say that the earth-shattering noise was actually the wild laughter of the students coming from Zhang Hen's classroom?

Will Zhang Hengu sacrifice himself?Principal Lin actually had such a strange idea at such a moment, even he couldn't believe it.

Let's go and see Mr. Zhang Hengu, whether he is standing at the desk, sitting at the desk, or lying in front of the desk...

The lesson Mr. Zhang Hengu is going to teach is actually just a very simple ancient poem.This poem is a nursery rhyme written by Mr. Hu Lingneng, a great Chinese poet - "Fishing for Children". Although Mr. Zhang Hengu has a thick dictionary in his hand, it is a pity that Mr. Zhang is not familiar with the usage of dictionaries.Although the textbooks have annotated the characters that the students have not seen for the time being, it is a pity that Mr. Zhang Hengu doesn't recognize a few pinyins—not to mention that he has always written these characters like this, and he didn't notice any extra strokes at all. It's less.Therefore, Zhang Hengu thought that this poem was not difficult at all, but he mispronounced two words just for the title.The title plus the author's name is actually only seven characters.

Hu Lingneng is pronounced as Hu Jinneng, and Pediatric Fishing is pronounced as Pediatric Hanging Hook.The Dai gang used Chinese characters. I didn’t expect that if there is one more Chinese character or one less, it will become a character that has no pronunciation meaning at all. Isn’t this a trip for Zhang Hengu/No wonder the students burst into laughter.

We have said from the very beginning that Zhang Hengu's luck is so good that it is enviable.If it weren't for the fact that some boys had laughed heartily just now, with just these few typos, the children in the class would have lifted the classroom and thrown it into the Pacific Ocean, and then traveled to the Caribbean Sea with the warm Pacific Current. lock up.After venting, these children, at best, just lie on the table and laugh enough.

Zhang Hengu was very frustrated.He didn't want to come here to mislead his disciples, but fate played tricks on him and insisted that he come here to be a teacher.Originally, his hope was to be a high-ranking official and leave everything to the secretary, so that he could live with dignity, and only then could he avenge Tong Tong, Zhang Damin and the others.

If he can't be a civil servant, he can still live a life of self-reliance.Farm the land at home, and deal with the donkey friends from outside to earn some extra money.Or go to Beijing or Shanghai and Guangzhou to work there, no matter how bad you are, you can earn food and drink, which is much better than here.

Picking up a book is much more tiring than picking up tools such as a hammer and a pick.Don't talk about what the parents, teachers and children think, even Zhang Hengu himself feels that he has no way to explain it.

A person who has not studied for a few days and does not know a few words, put him in a cultural environment and read back and forth with a book all day, which is more uncomfortable than sitting in bed.

That deputy county magistrate Tian is really not a good person, he might as well put me in prison for reform through labor.Zhang Hengu thought that intellectuals are powerful, and they use soft knives to greet people who kill people, so that you can't scream.

At this time, the classroom has slowly settled down.The students laughed enough and were tired of laughing.A student wanted to take advantage of the chaos to teach Zhang Hengu a lesson, so he wrote two words on the notebook, held it up and asked Zhang Hengu what he wanted.

After all, these children are still children. They thought that Teacher Gege mispronounced the title and author of the ancient poem, and would mispronounce any word, but they didn't know that blind cats also ran into mice.

The two characters written by this student in the notebook are supposed to be quite difficult. One is that there are many strokes, and the other is that they use less.

Zhang Hengu took a serious look and was shocked, it turned out to be these two words.He couldn't help it, and smiled.Can such a difficult word stump Zhang Hengu?You know, Zhang Hengu has a deep understanding of these two words, and he has written them many times.

That was when I was still in Beijing. I worked all day during the day, and at night these migrant workers had nothing to do, so they went to hair salons, shampoo rooms and other places to find warmth. Zhang Hengu didn’t have that hobby, so he went to the cinema to watch all night. Movie.Zhang Hengu was deeply moved when he watched Japanese AV for the first time. To describe it in one word, that is-shock.

It was such a shock.

These two characters were written by Big Eyed Feng on the ground, and it took Zhang Hengu two days to learn them.The reason why he works so hard is, of course, that he will use it when he plans to go back and report to his wife Zhang Momo.

Zhang Hengu managed to seize such an opportunity, and immediately wrote the word shock on the blackboard and read it aloud.

At this time, the boy stood up and asked Zhang Hengu a question that almost vomited blood: "Mr. Gege, what does this word mean?"

Yes, how should this word be interpreted?This is still not difficult for Zhang Hengu, but it is not easy to explain it clearly to the students.So he explained the Dharma by example, "For example, when you watch a movie for the first time and find that all the people in the movie have no clothes on, how would you feel?"

Those two words were clearly written on the blackboard, Zhang Hengu turned his attention to those two words again, even a stupid student like Zhang Hengu should know how to read them.The students said in unison: "Shock!"

"Very correct." Zhang Hengu said with satisfaction.

Principal Lin had already shown a satisfied smile for Zhang Hengu's ability to recognize these two characters, and was about to walk away again.After all, as the head of a school, he still has a lot of things waiting for him to do.Schools are places where students are trained and teachers are trained. That should be the work that normal schools should be engaged in.

Just when he was about to leave, he heard Zhang Hengu's last two words clearly.Fortunately, although Principal Lin is a bit old, he has neither heart problems nor blood vessel problems.If it were someone else, such as Chen Yulin, the principal who suffers from cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases, he might faint immediately and be sent directly to the mountain for a celestial burial.

A dignified elementary school teacher, even if he has a lot of typos, actually talks about AV in class. If it reaches the parents' ears, how should he face the parents' questions?

What a shame!Principal Lin felt like crying.I thought I was sending a fool, but I didn't expect it to be worse than a fool.

If Zhang Hengu knew that this was the first impression he gave Principal Lin, he might commit suicide again right away.Fortunately, he didn't know that Principal Lin was listening outside.At this time, he was proud of himself for being able to explain this term clearly.

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