Merry Xianggong Ximen Qing

() After hearing Ximen Qing's words, Erniang Sun laughed and said, "Your honored guest, the shop is a clean business, how can there be such a thing? You made up these words yourself to play around with?"

Ximen Qing laughed and said, "I saw a few hairs in the steamed bun stuffing, which looked like the hairs of people's urination, so I was suspicious."

Sun Erniang was even more annoyed when she heard this. According to her mind, she was a little happy to see Wu Song, so there was no medicine in the steamed bun wine; only Shi En picked left and right and refused to use wine, so she poured it into the water bowl Some sweating medicine will make Shi En lose face.

Unexpectedly, Ximen Qing would be so provocative, and the woman thought to herself: "This guy is going to die! I dare to tease you! If it's the guard, I won't say anything! A weak figure like this, I knocked over with three punches and two legs. you!"

Ximen Qing threw down the steamed bun, and deliberately said: "Shopkeeper, why haven't you seen your man?"

Sun Erniang replied: "No man has come to propose marriage yet."

"Tsk tsk tsk." Ximen Qing fixed his eyes on Erniang Sun's chest, and said regretfully, "How much money can this small hotel make a year? I see that the shopkeeper's steamed buns are so big, why don't you just close the door and let me go, three Wives and four concubines always have your place."

Shi Qian knew that Ximen Qing was not a person who was greedy for beauty, so he made this appearance on purpose at this time, most likely to play tricks on Sun Erniang, and he also echoed: "The boss said it is good, why not the shopkeeper follow suit?"

Shi En lowered his head to look at the water bowl, as if he had already settled down, it is best not to have anything to do with him.

Only Wu Song squeezed a steamed bun in his hand, slightly surprised.

"This Erniang Sun is also a strange woman, she looks a year or two older than me, and she has never been married!"

Sun Erniang sneered slightly, and replied: "Your honored guest, don't make fun of it. It's hot at noon. After drinking, eating and snacking, it's best to go to the back under the big tree to enjoy the shade. Even if you rest here, you will have your own house."

After Ximenqing heard this, he knew that he had almost teased her. This Erniang Sun must have murderous intentions, but she didn't know what to do with Wu Song.Play it again and see!

"Boss, your wine is just village brew, so weak!" Ximen Qing picked up the wine and poured it on the ground: "How can you get it in your mouth? If you have any good wine, are you worried that you won't have money?"

As he said that, Ximen Qing randomly took out a few papers from his pocket and slapped them on the table: "This money is more than enough to buy your hotel, so bring up any good wine you have!"

Sun Erniang has been in a black shop for a long time, and she knew at a glance that the few cards were worth a hundred guan, she secretly said happily: "This guy is very stupid, as the saying goes: don't reveal your wealth. This shot is just a hundred guan, and I don't know it in my arms." how many!"

Thinking of the benefits, Erniang Sun smiled again, and deliberately shook her chest: "The small shop has decades of good wine, but it's been a long time, and it's a bit muddy."

Ximen Qing deliberately stared at the pair of big white steamed buns dangling back and forth, and said impatiently: "Whatever it is, take it up and have a look! The ones that are muddy are all good wine!"

Seeing Ximen Qing's good-looking image, Biao Shi'en with golden eyes on the side complained secretly: "It's so easy to get it back, one step is going to be happy forest, this guy is so good-looking, but it's going to ruin a big deal!"

Sun Erniang laughed, turned her head to go under the stove, poured half a bag of Mongolian sweat medicine into it with her own hands, stirred it up, and brought it up.

Ximen Qing looked at it and said, "Wine is good, but it must be served hot to be delicious!"

"This guy is looking for death step by step, no one else is to blame! Now the wine that has been soaked in sweat medicine is hot, and the medicine will take effect faster. If it falls into my hands when I was young, I will chop it into eight pieces and feed it to the dogs!"

Sun Erniang laughed secretly, but her mouth was very sweet: "It's still a distinguished guest who knows the goods, and this slave will be burned!"

As soon as Erniang Sun left, Jinyan Biao Shi En stood up slightly and said in a low voice, "The wine is obviously soaked in sweat medicine, and the officials can't drink it, so we should leave quickly!"

"What are you in a hurry for?" Ximen Qing said with a smile, "You don't drink anyway, so what are you afraid of!"

Seeing what Ximen Qing said, Shi En was so anxious that his mouth was parched, he sat down and picked up a bowl to drink a couple of sips of water, and said to himself: "I'd better find a chance and go back to Happy Forest to call someone, don't miss the big deal!"

Shi En was careful, but he didn't know what Sun Erniang was doing. The sweat medicine was smeared on the side of the bowl, Shi En drank it, but it started, but the drug was not large, and the onset was slower.

Ximen Qing saw that he was flustered, and his eyes were only looking towards the door, so he knew that this fellow had no good intentions secretly, and he was afraid that the whole thing in the happy forest was a trap, so he was waiting for the three of him to get inside.

Immediately, Ximen Qing's two eyes told Wu Song and Shi Qian that they knew about it, they were secretly on guard, and Sun Erniang smiled and brought the wine again.

"My dear guest, this has been scalded, let the servant sieve it for you."

Ximen Qing pretended to sniff it, patted the table and said, "Come here, let's all have a bowl! I'm afraid this wine won't be sold in front of Happy Forest! Give me a brother who drinks water to have a taste too! "

Shi En complained secretly, but she couldn't turn her face and overturned the table. Erniang Sun came over and saw that Shi En's bowl had been drunk a lot. Take a sip of this fine wine, and you will feel comfortable all over your body!"

Seeing Erniang Sun staring at him, Shi En gritted his teeth and said, "I'm going to sieve, let's have a bowl together!"

Only then did Sun Erniang pour out the remaining wine for everyone else and re-sift a bowl.

When they got to Ximen Qing's side, Ximen Qing deliberately pinched Sun Erniang's hand: "The shopkeeper works on weekdays, but this hand is round and quiet. It's really rare! I just don't know what's going on with me?"

Sun Erniang sneered in her heart, let Ximenqing touch it, and secretly said: "This guy is fascinated, and the dog's paw greets my old lady. If you can't say it for a while, chop it up and take it easy!"

After being sieved when I was young, Ximen Qing picked up the bowl and said, "Come on! Finish this bowl!"

The other three greeted each other, all holding up their bowls to put on airs.

Sun Erniang saw that Ximen Qing's mouth was only an inch away in the wine bowl, so she turned around and walked under the stove with confidence: "There is still a cooked goose on the stove, tear it up and serve it to the distinguished guests!"

"The best!" Seeing Erniang Sun flashing into the kitchen, Ximen Qing yelled deliberately: "Good wine!" He poured the bowl of murky wine on the table on the floor.

Wu Song and Shi Qian also poured the wine. Seeing this, Shi En realized that Ximen Qing had deliberately pretended to tease Erniang Sun, so he also poured the wine and shouted: "Sure enough, good wine!"

Sun Erniang used to go to get the cooked goose, but she just turned around and waited for the effect of the medicine to take effect. After hearing the shouts from outside, she came out and clapped her hands and shouted: "It's true! It's true!"

Ximen Qing was about to pretend, but he didn't expect that Shi En stood up and swayed twice, then fell backwards, and heard a "bang" in his ears, and the back of Shi En's head was obviously hit hard.

"This guy pretends to be faster than me! He doesn't make a sound when his head hits!"

Ximen Qing praised Shi En in his heart, stood up and staggered, but lay limp on the table.

Shi Qian made a gesture and pointed with his hand: "You woman's black shop!" He swayed and threw himself on the ground.

Wu Song also closed his eyes tightly, threw himself on his back and rolled off the stool, slipped his feet and got under the table.

Ximen Qing could hear it clearly, and Erniang Sun smiled and said: "My mother's chest flickered, I'll forgive you for being a ghost, but I also want to wash my feet with my mother's water!"

After speaking, he greeted again: "Little two, little three, come out quickly!"

Ximen Qing opened his eyes slightly, only to see two villagers rushing out from behind.

"This guy is a bit weird, and he didn't react at all when he saw the old lady's chest." The second lady Sun pointed at the golden-eyed Biao Shien: "Fortunately, the old lady is very skilled, and you can't guard against it! Xiao Er, come and take this guy Tie it up in the workshop behind the frame, and wait for the old lady to interrogate him!"

The little girl agreed and took Shi En to go.

Ximen Qing saw that Shi En's footsteps were soft, he didn't seem to be pretending, and was slightly surprised: "Shi En didn't drink that bowl of wine, why did he get tricked instead?"

He also thought of the scene where Shi En just fell down, maybe there was something wrong with the bowl of clear water.

"Little San, you lift this fellow on the table and bury him alive!" Sun Erniang said angrily, "This fellow is the most hateful, he keeps teasing me! Just bury him in my chest. My mother needs to use some means to punish him. Let him go first." He suffers!"

After hearing this, Ximen Qing pinched the formula in his hand to prepare. Although Lei Gongshi was restrained by Master Luo, it was not a problem to deal with these two people in front of him.

What's more, Wu Song under the table is not a vegetarian either.

"Boss, what about the big guy under the table?" The little three touched his head and asked, "My boy is strong, should he be tied up first?"

Sun Erniang shouted: "Stop talking nonsense! I'll do that big guy myself!"

Speaking of which, Erniang Sun walked to the table, knelt down and looked at Wu Song with her eyes closed, first touched her face with her hands, then her chest, and praised: "This chest is really strong!"

Wu Song didn't get Ximen Qing's greeting, so he had to pretend to be dizzy and let Erniang Sun touch her around.

Ximen Qing turned his head to the other side and opened his eyes but couldn't see the situation, but after hearing what Sun Erniang said, he really fell in love with Wu Song.

This Erniang Sun is courageous enough, isn't she planning to rape Wu Song? <The sky is here, and the treasurer's heart is also moved.Just the vegetable garden”

Seeing his eyes moving back and forth on her chest, Erniang Sun said with a gloomy face, "If you tell you to do something, you will spit shit all over your mouth? Do you dare to look at my mother's chest? Be careful that my mother will bury you alive first!"

Xiaosan smiled, and reached out to grab Ximen Qing's shoulder, trying to get Ximen Qing off the table.

Ximen Qing had already made preparations, how could he allow this village man to get involved?Zao Yun Qi Jue pulled out an extremely small amount of thunder and lightning power from the Thunder God Stone, and faintly protected the whole body.

This is the method that Ximenqing realized in the past month in Liangshan. With this method, how can ordinary people get close?

Before the little San touched his shoulders with his hands, he was shocked severely.

"Ah! This guy has thorns on his body!"

Sun Erniang stopped her hands when she heard the words, and stood up impatiently: "Nonsense, how can anyone have thorns? You eat a lot on weekdays, and you are full of problems when you work!"

The mistress ate Erniang Sun and drank it, stepped back, pointed at Ximen Qing and said, "It's just a thorn, if it doesn't work, you can try it!"

The romantic husband Ximen Qing:

Chapter 180 Five Protective Lightning:

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