Merry Xianggong Ximen Qing

() Erniang Sun saw the mistress dawdling, rolled up her sleeves and said, "Trash! Let me take care of this guy!"

Suddenly Ximen Qing chuckled: "Do it!" He raised his body and punched the little three in the chest.

This punch was not powerful, but it contained a faint power of thunder and lightning, which made Xiao San's chest go numb, and he almost couldn't hold back his breath.

This guy can't do anything else, he ran fast, took several steps back, and stretched out his hand to protect his chest: "There are thorns and thorns! This guy also has thorns in his hands!"

Sun Erniang was angry, and stretched out two snow-white arms to pinch Ximen Qing's neck. Who would have thought that just as she stretched out her hands, Wu Song slid out from under the table as if wearing a skateboard, sat up and hugged him directly, He hugged Sun Erniang's two round and strong calves tightly.

Wu Song's move has a name, called "Old Bear Hugging the Tree". It was originally a move that wins in defeat, but there are still some behind-the-scenes moves depending on the opponent's reaction.

But ever since Wu Song walked the rivers and lakes, he has never met an opponent who can use this move, and Wu Song did not expect to use it on this occasion.

And as soon as he hugged her, he hugged Sun Erniang's legs.

Sun Erniang took Wu Song's hug, her legs went limp for some reason, a gust of heat surged up, she almost lost her mind, she yelled in a hurry, pulled her hands back, spread her palms, and slapped the sides of Wu Song's head. !

This move of "Bells and Drums" is also a killer. Although Sun Erniang is a woman, her palms are really big. Wu Song's temples and ear doors are covered by her palms.

If this shot is real, ordinary people may be directly fainted by the shot, even Wu Song will be fainted.

Sun Erniang used this move of "bells and drums beeping together" to coax Wu Song to let go of his hands. While clapping his palms vigorously, he also flicked his calf and knee hard. As long as Wu Song let go of his hand, the lower leg can directly hit the vital point.

Although Sun Erniang was a little bit interested in Wu Song just now, but now the two sides are fighting each other, and there is no mercy between fists and feet.

After all, if there is a mistake, Sun Erniang will suffer a big loss.

What Sun Erniang didn't expect was that when she moved her calf and knee, Wu Song immediately understood her intention.

So Wu Song hugged Sun Erniang's legs, took advantage of the situation to get up, and jumped up suddenly!

The successor to "Old Bear Hugging a Tree" - "Lazy Bear Climbs a Tree"!

From holding the calf to holding the upper body!

Sun Erniang slapped Wu Song's side with her palms that were aimed at Wu Song's temples.

These two slaps were like tickling, but Wu Song didn't feel anything.

Sun Erniang saw that Wu Song made such a shameful gesture. A big and handsome face was only two or three inches away from her, and she even sprayed her breath on her face!

With a loud shout, Erniang Sun shook her body, and unexpectedly resorted to the move "Unarmor of the Overlord"!

This trick has no other purpose, it is purely to throw Wu Song off his body!

But where is Wu Song willing to let it go?As soon as the legs were clamped, Sun Erniang's waist was firmly held, and then he sat down hard!

This is the last trick of "the sloth bear climbing the tree", in order to prevent the opponent from shaking himself off!

When a sloth bear climbs a tree, it clamps the tree trunk with its thick lower limbs, and arches its body upward!

"It hurts..." Although Erniang Sun had a lot of strength, she couldn't help Wu Song's blow, and she was directly crushed to the ground by Wu Song!

These few strokes were just two or three breaths, Ximenqing forced the mistress back, and when he turned his head to look, Wu Song was riding on Erniang Sun, using the weight of his body to hold Erniang Sun immobile!

"What kind of posture is this?" Seeing this scene, Ximen Qing couldn't help complaining.

In the Water Margin, there is indeed a plot in which Wu Song pretended to be poisoned by Mongolian sweat medicine and coaxed Sun Erniang to do it himself; but Ximen Qing didn't expect it to be so ambiguous!

Is this the legendary "children of the rivers and lakes, don't care about trifles"?

But why are the oppressive Wu Song and the oppressed Sun Erniang blushing and agitated?

The men outside the door heard the commotion, and all rushed in. Wu Song shouted loudly and looked at each other, but no one dared to come forward to help.

Sun Erniang blushed, and her ferocious face just now turned into a daughter's feelings, and she begged for mercy in a low voice: "Quickly let me get up."

Wu Song coughed, probably feeling that the posture was a bit indecent, especially when the lower body was sitting on Erniang Sun, there seemed to be some natural reaction somewhere.

Just as he was about to get up, a man came to the door, stretched out his hands and pushed the guys away, strode in and shouted: "The good man calm down! If Er Niang has offended you, the villain will take care of it as well!"

Wu Song jumped up, stepped on Sun Erniang with his left foot, and raised his fists to look at the man. He was wearing a green gauze scarf, a white shirt, and hemp shoes on his feet; 35 six.

The man cupped his hands and said, "I would like to hear the name of the hero!"

Before the words were finished, Erniang Sun on the ground shouted: "Zhang Qing! You are asking for something for no reason!"

Ximen Qing was very surprised. The vegetable gardener Zhang Qing and the hag Sun Erniang should be a couple. Why did they speak like this?

"If you don't want to change your name, don't change your surname! Hit Hu Wusong!" Wu Song frowned slightly after hearing this, and shouted: "The one in the white robe is my sworn elder brother, his surname is Ximen, and his single name is "Qing". "

The man took his head and bowed: "It turns out that Wu Erlang, who fought tigers in Jingyanggang, has arrived! Zhang Qing is lucky to meet him today!"

After finishing speaking, he kowtowed to Ximen Qing and said, "There are rumors in the rivers and lakes that Ximen, the master of Liangshan, healed Chao Tianwang, the leader of Liangshan. It turns out that he is Wu Erlang's sworn brother!"

Ximen Qing walked over and stretched out his hand to help Zhang Qing, and asked intentionally, "Is that woman your wife?"

Zhang Qing looked a little embarrassed, coughed and stood up slowly: "It's the villain's."

"Put your bird fart!"

Wu Song's feet had loosened a long time ago, and Erniang Sun got up and stepped forward to punch Zhang Qing unceremoniously: "When did I promise you, I will intervene in everything!"

Zhang Qing was punched in the chest by Sun Erniang, and suddenly became speechless.

Sun Erniang straightened her clothes and covered her chest, then bowed to Ximen Qing and Wu Song again: "I didn't know they were Jianghu brothers, I was a little rude! There is also a nickname in the Jianghu of my family who is called Mu Yacha. Liangshan has been very prosperous recently. I was going to bring some buddies to join me, but I was reluctant to part with the old shop passed down by my father."

Seeing Erniang Sun covering her chest, Ximen Qing yelled in her heart that it was a pity, but she still looked surprised and asked, "What's going on with you and Zhang Qing?"

Zhang Qing stepped forward with a smile and said: "The thing is like this, old shopkeeper"

Before Zhang Qing finished speaking, Erniang Sun gave her a cross-eyed look: "Who told you to say that! Go to the back and prepare a new table and hurry to the banquet. It's not your turn to talk here!"

Zhang Qing coughed and led the guys down.

"You were so busy talking, but you forgot about me?" Standing up staggeringly, Shi Qian said, "Brother and Brother, you two are a little too much!"

Everyone laughed, Ximen Qing said: "Third brother, you don't need to do anything on weekdays, don't blame, don't blame! Everyone sit down and talk!"

Sun Erniang ordered the guys to clean up the mess, and everyone moved a few chairs to sit under the big tree outside the door.

"Ah, I almost forgot that there is a brother tied up in the back workshop." Sun Erniang jumped up as if her butt was on fire as soon as she sat down: "You guys, go and wake him up, please come here!"

"No need!" Ximen Qing stopped and said, "This person's name is Jinyan Biao Shi'en, he's a bit strange, so don't rush to untie him."

"Shi En?" The name reminded Erniang Sun of something: "I heard that this guy has opened a big wine and meat shop in Happy Forest not far ahead. Why are you with a few brothers?"

"It's a long story, so let's not talk about it for now." Ximen Qing asked: "I just pretended to drink, why did Shi En really faint? Could it be that the problem is in the bowl of clear water?"

Sun Erniang sat down again, asked the waiter to bring tea first, and when Ximen Qing asked her, she smiled and said: "The medicine is not in the water, if it is stirred in the water, it will be muddy. My method is to rub the medicine on the side of the bowl. Defend."

Ximen Qing praised, and asked again about Sun Erniang and Zhang Qing.

Sun Erniang took a sneak look at Wu Song before responding: "That Zhang Qing was originally a vegetable gardener at Guangming Temple in Mengzhou, but because of a feud with the monk in charge of the vegetable garden, he killed two bald donkeys and ran out, so he had to do it on this cross slope." The strongman who cut the trail."

"Then what happened later?" Ximen Qing had read all these things from the Water Margin before crossing, but listening to Sun Erniang's narration gave another feeling.

"Later, my father brought me to pass by. That Zhang Qing didn't know what to do, and jumped out to fight, but was knocked over by the old father with a shoulder pole."

"Then let me guess, your father is also from the rivers and lakes." Ximen Qing looked at Wu Song coldly, although he pretended to talk to Shi Qian, he clearly listened to the story here.

"Exactly." Sun Erniang nodded and said: "When the old man was young, he was also a hero who robbed the rich and helped the poor. Seeing Zhang Qing's hands and feet, he simply accepted him as an apprentice, and built a thatched house under this big tree. business."

Ximen Qing smiled and applauded: "Of course it's a good deal waiting for the fat sheep to come to you, but I don't know why Zhang Qing insists that you are his wife?"

As soon as Ximenqing said this, Erniang Sun couldn't help but glanced at Wu Song again. It happened that Wu Song also heard the key point and looked at it secretly.

Shi Qian and Wu Song were chatting without saying a word, but Wu Song turned to look at Sun Erniang, who was Shi Qian?One look and you know there's a story in it.

Ximenqing deliberately waited for a few breaths, and then coughed slightly. Wu Song and Sun Erniang were suddenly startled and turned their heads.

"That fellow Zhang Qing..." Erniang Sun sighed infrequently. When mentioning Zhang Qing, she didn't look as fierce as before: "As soon as my father grows old, it's okay to have this apprentice by my side, so I deliberately called Zhang Qing to marry him. But I’ve talked to my slave family several times in private, but I still haven’t nodded my head.”

"I don't know where Zhang Qing heard about this. He came to pester my slave's house and was beaten and kicked by me, which made him die." Erniang Sun recalled the past: "My father let go, this old Sun family The store passed on to me."

"Zhang Qing usually doesn't dare to mention this matter, and today he doesn't know what's wrong, so he just said it."

Ximen Qing's thoughts changed, and he laughed and said, "Then Er Niang hasn't met a sweet one in these years?"

The romantic husband Ximen Qing:

Chapter 180 Six: The Old Bear Hugging the Tree:

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