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()"rustle……"

Xu Wenwen, who was catching up, raised his fist and didn't hit Xi Tianhao. Instead, he looked at the dark forest ahead and said, "What's the matter?"

"Um……"

Xi Tianhao nodded, without saying anything, he took Xu Wenwen's Guangrun's small hand and walked behind a big tree next to him. The dense forest is full of century-old books, with lush leaves and criss-crossed teeth, all of which are good places to hide.

Xu Wenwen did not refuse Xi Tianhao's hand, because she knew that the current situation was dangerous, and this guy was also for her own good.

After hiding, the two poked their heads out from the left and right respectively, wanting to see what made the "rustling" sound.

"Uh... it's actually a rabbit!" The two said in unison, turning their heads back with depressed faces, but the distance between them was too close, and when they turned their heads at the same time, they were already face to face, mouth to mouth, An intimate encounter came.

"Boom..."

After a brief contact, Xu Wenwen took a step back in panic, and said angrily, "What do you want?"

Xi Tianhao rolled his eyes, and said depressedly: "I didn't ask you what you wanted to do, you woman asked first, woo woo... Lao Tzu's first kiss was taken away by you, a bad woman."

"Eh..." Xu Wenwen couldn't laugh or cry, this guy was his first kiss, who would believe it?

Hmph... When it comes to the first kiss, it's my wife's!

In fact, even Xi Tianhao himself couldn't tell if the kiss just now was his first kiss.

Because in this era, Xi Tianhao is an otaku, almost insulated from women, not to mention kissing, he has never even touched a woman's hand.

But the Xi Tianhao after a hundred years will not have his first kiss, um... his body was taken away by the girlfriend who betrayed him, and his mouth was already eaten by that woman, so why did he have his first kiss?

This was a question that troubled him very much.

And Xu Wenwen didn't take his anger out on Xi Tianhao because his first kiss was taken away. After all, it was just an accident.

What's more, none of them stick out their tongues, so it's not a kiss.

Seeing Xi Tianhao who was still struggling with this issue, Xu Wenwen was a little speechless, and said angrily, "Are you still a man? I don't even care, what do you care about?"

"This..." To be honest, how could he mind?

As long as a man encounters such a thing, he probably won't mind.

Well... the more times you encounter it, the better.

In fact, Xi Tianhao is not struggling, but reminiscing!

Those fragrant and sweet lips are so delicious, he is reluctant to leave!

"Don't stand here depressed. That rabbit is fat and looks good. Go and catch it. If you catch it, we'll have dinner today."

"Hmm..." Xi Tianhao nodded, and then sneaked towards the rabbit.

As if sensing the approaching danger, the hare ran away and quickly jumped into the thorny forest.

This made Xi Tianhao extremely depressed, why couldn't he also follow the hare into the thorn forest?In that case, I'm afraid I will become a hedgehog, which is absolutely impossible.

After walking around the thorn forest twice, Xi Tianhao threw stones to drive in, or used branches to stick into the thorn forest, but the hare just wouldn't come out.

Xi Tianhao simply lay down on the grass outside the thorn forest, and shouted at the hare inside: "Hare, good boy, come out, brother will take you to see the goldfish."

"Pfft..." Xu Wenwen, who was chasing after him, happened to see this funny scene, and couldn't help laughing. She suddenly realized that this guy is really cute.

Hmm... Apart from being a bit jealous, it's still very attractive.

"What are you doing, picking up girls? Do you think the hare is a little girl that you can take to see the goldfish?"

I have to say that after spending a long time with Xi Tianhao, the smile on Xu Wenwen's face has increased a lot, and now he is still joking.

Icebergs are melting unconsciously.

"Hey... how will you know if you don't try?"

"Uh...you keep trying!"

Xu Wenwen was a little speechless, but she just finished speaking. With a sound of "Whoo...", the hare rushed out from the thorn forest, bumped into a big tree outside the thorn forest, fainted immediately, and fell to the ground. on the ground.

"Haha...what did I say? How do you know if you don't try?"

"Eh..." Xu Wenwen was also very depressed, why did the hare really come out?

too weird.

"Tsk tsk... Look, in front of my invincible temperament, doesn't this hare come out? Hehe... Now I know that brother is actually an invincible heartthrob, um... Even the hare is overwhelmed by my handsomeness." I was even more fascinated, and was so dazed that I threw myself into the net."

Xi Tianhao triumphantly picked up the fainted hare, and shook it at Xu Wenfeng sao.

At this moment, it seemed that there was no one else in the world except him, and he was God.

"Ow..."

At this moment, a deafening howl came from the dense forest, Xi Tianhao was startled, and asked, "What is it?"

Xu Wenwen didn't answer, but pointed behind Xi Tianhao with a pale face.

When Xi Tianhao turned around, he suddenly found a majestic white tiger standing less than three meters away from him.

Maybe the hare was scared out of the thorny forest by its tiger might?It has nothing to do with Xi Tianhao.

The fierce gleam in the tiger's eyes surged, and it stared at Xi Tianhao without blinking, as if Xi Tianhao was its dish, delicious and tempting, making it full of appetite.

"Hi, brother Baihu, hello, nice to meet you." Xi Tianhao smiled and waved to Baihu.

"What are you doing? This is a tiger, Bai Hule!" Seeing that Xi Tianhao was still joking, Xu Wenwen reminded in surprise.

"Hey..." Xi Tianhao turned his head, stared at Xu Wenwen, and smiled maliciously.

"Is it really a white tiger?" Xi Tianhao moved his suspicious gaze to Xu Wenwen's lower body, which meant it was self-evident.

"You... bastard!" Why didn't Xu Wenwen know what this guy was referring to, she was burning with anger, now she didn't care if there was a white tiger eyeing her in front of her, she clenched her fists, and pounced on Xi Tianhao... …

"Ow..."

On the white tiger's place plate, this couple of dogs and men ignored the existence of the white tiger, they were too blinded by the tiger's prestige.

That's why the white tiger was furious, and with a roar, the tiger's claws suddenly scratched the grass, the soil stirred up, and then it rushed towards the two fiercely.

Xi Tianhao chuckled, hugged Xu Wenwen across his waist, and suddenly fell to the ground. The two of them faced each other and fell on the ground, the man and the woman on top, forming a very ambiguous movement.

Immediately, Xi Tianhao's foot suddenly exerted force, and the two hugged each other and slid forward, directly passing under Baihu's body...