God Bless Hackers

() "Hey... this white tiger is a female!"

Xu Wenwen wanted to cry without tears, Xi Tianhao was in the mood to study whether the white tiger was male or female at this moment.

Could it be that this guy is not afraid of this white tiger at all?

To be honest, Xi Tianhao really didn't take this white tiger seriously. If he couldn't even deal with animals, then the power of divine protection would be too weak.

So Xi Tianhao is not worried at all.

After crossing with Xi Tianhao and the others, Baihu was obviously not reconciled, turned around and pounced again.

Xi Tianhao smiled while talking, braked suddenly, kicked hard, and slipped out while holding Xu Wenwen.

With a flick of his hand, he grabbed Xu Wenwen indiscriminately, and threw Xu Wenwen out. He raised his feet and leaned his back against the grass. With a sudden force, he bounced up, and his feet just hit the white tiger's belly. .

"Oh..." I don't know if it was anger or a scream, but under Xi Tianhao's kick, Baihu completely flew up...

At this time, Xi Tianhao fell to the ground, and then, with his hands and feet on the ground at the same time, he jumped up vigorously, riding on the back of the white tiger, waving his fists like a storm, and landed on the white tiger's head frequently , while turning his head to look at Xu Wenwen who was thrown out by him, and was still sitting on the grass with his butt soft and crying.

He said triumphantly: "Today, brother finally rode a white tiger!"

Then he said depressingly: "Oh...it's a pity that it's not my sister! It's a pity!"

"Eh..." Xu Wenwen rolled his eyes, and said angrily, "The white tiger belongs to a female, isn't it just what you want?"

"Well...it is female, but it is not female."

"Mother is female, there is no difference."

"Um... I'm talking about people."

"Hmph...there is nothing good about a man."

"Hey... I'm just riding a white tiger, why isn't it a good thing?"

"Hmph... are you riding a white tiger?"

"Isn't it a white tiger?" Xi Tianhao said, pointing to the white tiger that stepped down.

"Yes! But..."

"but what?"

"Hmph... You're probably thinking about Sister Riding the White Tiger? Don't think I don't know anything."

"Hey...you know?" Xi Tianhao scratched his scalp and smiled. He didn't show any embarrassment at all when he was exposed in person, as if it was an honor to be able to ride the white tiger sister.

"Humph……"

"hey-hey……"

Just when the two were arguing about the white tiger, the real white tiger was dying.

"Bang..." Xi Tianhao's last punch landed on Baihu's head, blood spattered everywhere, and Baihu finally lay on the ground, lifeless.

Xi Tianhao clapped his hands together, then stood on the back of the white tiger, and said coquettishly: "In ancient times, Wu Song beat the tiger, and now Tianhao beats the white tiger. Brother is a living legend."

Xu Wenwen said dumbfoundedly: "Come on, Brother Legend, stop showing off, no one here will watch you show off."

"Aren't you human?" Xi Tianhao blinked, looked at Xu Wenwen curiously, and asked, "Could it be that you are a goblin?"

Xu Wenwen said angrily: "You are the goblin!"

"Hmph...Brother is now transformed into Sun Wukong, just to beat you bone spirit."

As he said that, Xi Tianhao jumped off the back of the white tiger, and rushed towards Xu Wenwen, like a fierce tiger, like a hungry wolf, but he didn't look like Monkey King.

"What are you doing?" Xu Wenwen moved back in panic, leaned against the big tree, and crossed his arms.

"Hey..." Xi Tianhao jumped in front of Xu Wenwen before stopping, and said maliciously, "What do you think?"

Xu Wenwen smiled charmingly, raised his eyebrows, and said with a wink, "Do you dare?"

"Er... dare not!" Xi Tianhao shrugged helplessly, and then pulled Xu Wenwen up from the ground.

Xi Tianhao said he didn't dare, but when he pulled Xu Wenwen up again, he suddenly leaned forward, put his mouth next to Xu Wenwen's ear, and said, "If you were Sister Baihu, maybe I would think about it."

"You... bastard!" Xu Wenwen pushed Xi Tianhao away, this guy really can't spit out ivory!

"Hey... Actually, this can be considered."

"Get lost..." Xu Wenwen was already burning with anger.

"Hey... I'm going to raise the fire to roast tiger meat, today you have a good fortune."

"But we don't have any fire-making equipment, how do we start a fire?" Xu Wenwen looked at Xi Tianhao with some doubts.

"Haven't you heard of drilling wood to make fire?"

"I've heard of it, but it's very humid in this dense forest. It might not be easy to make a fire."

"With me here, what are you afraid of?" Xi Tianhao patted his chest, promising with pride.

"Hmm... I would like to see how you make this fire?"

Obviously, Xu Wenwen didn't believe that Xi Tianhao could light the fire with a wet branch.

Xi Tianhao didn't say much either, everything depends on action, he moved, picked up a handful of branches nearby and put them in a pile, and then took out a lighter from his pocket.

"boom……"

Soon the fire had risen.

"Pfft..." Xu Wenwen couldn't help being amused, it turned out that this guy had a lighter on him, no wonder he dared to pat his chest to assure him.

"Is this your way of making fire by drilling wood?"

"Regardless of whether it is true or not, the important thing is that the fire has already risen, so I can count as keeping my word and doing what you can't do. My brother is a legend."

"Uh...Brother Legend, since the fire has risen, shouldn't the next step be to clean the white tiger or the hare and put them on the fire?" Xu Wenwen said, pointing to a stream in the dense forest.

The meaning of this is quite obvious, Xu Wenwen is ready to eat for nothing.

"But I've never done housework before!" Xi Tianhao shrugged helplessly and said, "It's up to you."

"I haven't done it either!"

Just a joke, Xu Wenwen is the eldest daughter of the Xu family. She has been served by servants since she was a child, so why did she do housework?

Even if he joined the army, he never did this kind of work.

Don't talk about survival in the wild. As a member of the network brigade, field training has nothing to do with them. Their battlefield is in the network, not in the mountains, so they lack training in wild survival.

"Um. So what should I do?"

"Let's go and wash it casually, as long as it's clean!"

"Well... that's true!"

So the two didn't even dig out the internal organs of the hare and the white tiger, and threw them into the stream to wash them.

Hmm... After the surface is clean, put it directly over the campfire and start roasting.

To be honest, maybe it was because of hunger, even though the wild rabbit meat and white tiger meat still had a strong fishy smell, the two still ate with relish.

Xi Tianhao jumped onto a boulder with a hare leg in one hand and white tiger meat in the other, and shouted loudly: "I finally ate the white tiger sister today!"

The momentum was so high that the birds in the forest panicked and flew away.

Xu Wenwen rolled his eyes and said angrily, "This is Baihu, not sister Baihu."

Xi Tianhao said solemnly: "This is the female white tiger, um... the mother is the girl, and the girl is the younger sister."

"Uh... whatever you want..."

Xu Wenwen was completely speechless, tore off a piece of white tiger meat, put it in his mouth and started chewing slowly, not bothering to talk to this coquettish man.