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"I've only heard of the Internet, but I've never been on the Internet...Mr. Huang, can you tell me something interesting, just what you said!" Looking at Huang Xiangyun.

Huang Xiangyun nodded and said, "Okay, then I will tell you." He was a little puzzled, what kind of family did this girl live in? In today's society, young people who have never used the Internet, but Too little, too little, although it is not necessarily rarer than the giant panda, but at least it is comparable to the alligator.

Huang Xiangyun pondered for a while, and said: "I am a green onion, standing in the wind and rain, who dares to dip me in miso, fuck his ancestors! I walked south ~ crossed north ~ I drank water behind the toilet, pressed on the train track Crossed legs, and even kissed a fool. I went to the mountains and fought tigers~ I practiced martial arts in Shaolin Temple, left a green dragon, right a white tiger, took Clinton as two hundred and fifty, and even fed Sakyamuni to the tiger! Dancing on the pyramid, Jesus Drums were played on the head."

Huang Jiaojiao was taken aback for a moment, then covered her small mouth and burst into laughter.She smiled very beautifully, and Changyu's big breasts were set off by the hugging elbow, making her great and proud. The waves were rolling, and Huang Xiangyun's heart trembled when she saw it.I can't help but think of the wonderful past when I was with this little girl and her sister...

People nearby cast curious glances at Huang Jiaojiao's heart-pounding crisp laughter.But after meeting Huang Xiangyun's gaze, everyone hurried to do what they should do, even if they had nothing to do, they would find something to do.

The beauties of Huang Xiangyun also cast their sour gazes. Apart from being sour, those gazes were also very sharp, like small knives with barbs, gently cutting Huang Xiangyun's little heart .He knew that when he went back tonight, he probably had a good show to watch! ...No, it's because others watched his good show!

Huang Jiaojiao smiled softly, covered her small mouth and giggled, "It's so fun, Mr. Huang, keep talking!"

Huang Xiangyun nodded, and under the cold and jealous eyes of his own beauty, he pretended not to see and continued to sweat, "When I was young, my family was very poor and I didn't have money to buy a bicycle, so I had to go to school by taxi every day." When I was in junior high school, because my grades were too outstanding, the school leaders kept me for two years. After graduating from junior high school, the principal of the high school thought I had a bright future, so he charged me [-] more. In the third year of high school, the class teacher thought I had I have the ability to survive independently, so I dropped out of school..."

Huang Jiaojiao giggled again.When she was laughing vigorously, a beautiful girl who looked almost identical to her walked over with a wine glass, and looked in surprise at her always dignified sister, how could she be with a man... No, an idol!Fifth brother!

The little girl's big eyes were filled with little stars all of a sudden, she took her sister's little hand, looked at Huang Xiangyun shyly, and said, "Hi, I'm Huang Rourou... sister, how did you meet him?" ?...Fifth brother, you are my idol!"

As soon as Huang Xiangyun heard this, his heart suddenly became clear.I was so happy to see my other little sister and wife.

Huang Jiaojiao smiled and told Huang Rourou what happened just now, the little girl couldn't help laughing, but at the same time she was very surprised and very happy.He kept looking at Huang Xiangyun, a little bit like a little nympho.

Although Huang Rourou has a shy appearance, her temperament is more lively than Huang Jiaojiao's.This is the same as the previous life.

Huang Rourou looked at Huang Xiangyun softly, and said softly: "Mr. Huang, you are just telling us some more fun things like this... How tired you are standing there, let's sit over there, it's still quiet, so we don't have to sit here It's too eye-catching!"

Huang Xiangyun is a good follower, standing here, he also feels uncomfortable all over his body, his body is bruised and bruised by the eyes of his beauty, and he is in great pain.Just go to another corner to avoid the limelight.

Huang Jiaojiao had no objection either, and all three of them went to that corner.It's very quiet here, and there are plants blocking it, so you don't need to be a target for other people's eyes.It's a very nice place.

After the three of them sat down, the two beautiful and lovely little girls asked Huang Xiangyun to talk about interesting things on the Internet.Huang Xiangyun had a lot of thoughts in his mind, so he told them about it, which made them laugh non-stop. He took the opportunity to see their big, choppy breasts, and all kinds of beautiful scenery presented by their laughter.

"A person's life is like taking a shit, sometimes you have worked very hard but what comes out is just a fart."

"The brothers in the dormitory decided to impose the following punishment on the roommate: let him hold the telephone pole covered with old Chinese medicine advertisements, and cry out with tears and affection: My illness is finally cured!"

"When college came down from me, I lifted my trousers and said: You can go, but youth must stay. At this moment, I suddenly realized that it was not I who went to college, but college who went to me!"

"The so-called growing up means that you know what it is, and the so-called maturity means that you deliberately say you don't know when you know it."

"Taking a bath is a blessing for the body, but a hardship for the head; watching a movie is a blessing for the head, and a hardship for the body; listening to your speech is a hardship for the head and body."

"The beauty of learning lies in making people confused; the beauty of poetry is in inciting men and women to cheat; the beauty of women is that they are so stupid that they have no regrets; the beauty of men is that they can talk like hell."

"Mom taught children to urinate, [-] zip, [-] pull out, [-] pull back, [-] pee, [-] push forward, [-] put back in, [-] zipper. The little boy grew up! One day her mother was outside and heard him shouting inside" Three five; three five"."

"It is women's love for shopping malls that makes shopping malls more and more exciting. Women are the saviors of shopping malls. The biggest words should be left at the entrance of every shopping mall: Thank you women."

"If a man is not drunk, how can a woman have a tip; if a woman is not drunk, how can a man have a chance; if a woman and a man are not drunk, no one will sleep in a hotel."

"Do I eat more salt than you eat rice? That's because you have a heavy mouth; I have crossed more bridges than you have walked? That's because you are lazy."

"Since ancient times, there have been no sweet girls on the Internet. Remnants of flowers and willows go all over the place. Occasionally there are a few pairs of mandarin ducks and birds, and they are also pheasant-colored wolves."

"His knife is cold, his sword is cold, his heart is cold, and his blood is cold. Damn, isn't this person dead?"

"An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. If the material is wrong, no matter how hard you try, it will be useless."

"If you forget to zip up after peeing, you are middle-aged; if you forget to zip up before peeing, you are old."

"..."

"How do I maintain my figure? Overeating."

Huang Xiangyun said a lot, and the two little girls were blushing from laughter, their legs were cramping, their hair was messed up, their clothes were disheveled, they were panting, their beautiful eyes were hazy, they didn't look like they had heard a joke, they seemed to be with It looks like he did something bad, the more he looks the more he looks like it!