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After the two girls listened to these short stories, although they thought it was very funny and couldn't help laughing, they were still dissatisfied.

Huang Jiaojiao said: "Brother Huang, can you talk longer? I like long ones..." Mr. Huang became Brother Huang, this is the power of time

As soon as Huang Xiangyun heard this, his heart skipped a beat.Xin said: "You like long ones, it seems that all women like this kind of thing, few would like short ones...that's...that's a bit too much!"

Huang Rourou also said: "Brother Huang, you can give us a longer one, the longer one will be cool!"

Huang Xiangyun almost laughed out loud, Huang Rourou's words made people unable not to think in the wrong direction.However, he can also see that these two little girls are actually very simple-minded. Just now, they blushed when they heard what he said a little bit, and they probably noticed that what they said was very ambiguous.

Thinking about it again, it's not that what he said was so ambiguous, it's just that his thoughts are more complicated and artificially made ambiguous.

He thought for a while, and said: "Okay, since the two beautiful, lovely, elegant and noble sisters have said so, I will give you a longer one, so that you can have a good time!" It's all hard, it's a hooligan!

But the two little girls still didn't notice anything, they nodded happily, and yelled: "Okay, okay, we like to grow up, it's fun to grow up, that's cool, giggling..."

Huang Xiangyun almost changed his body, so he quickly calmed down and said, "I will tell you a very interesting condensed version of Chinese history."

The two girls blinked their big eyes and stared at him dazedly. Their little white hands rested their little chins, waiting for him to speak.

"Pangu said: I opened; Nuwa said: I repaired; Gonggong said: I smashed; Shennong said: I tasted; Jingwei said: I filled; Kuafu said: I chased; Houyi said: I shot; Chang'e said : Didn’t shoot! Huangdi said: What shall we do? Yao said: I let it go; Shun said: I let it go too; Yu said: What should we do? gone; Xia died...

Zhou said: happy; King Wu said that the arrangement was reversed; Shang died... King You said: light a fire; Bao Si said: stimulate; Zhou also died... the general said: I cast; : I stabbed; Yingzheng hid: did not stab... Shihuang said: I repaired; Meng Jiangnu said: I cried; Chen Sheng said: I have a seed;

Confucius said: I am benevolent; Mencius said: I am righteous; Laozi said: I do nothing; Zhuangzi said: I am free; Han Feizi said: catch them all.

Zhang Liang said, "I will make plans; Han Xin said: I will command the three armies; Xiao He said: There is no strategy; Gaozu said: Wife, what should I do; Empress Lu said: It's all over."

Wen Jing said: I rule; Emperor Wu said: I prosper; Guangwu said: I rejuvenate;Zhang Qian said: I can understand; Ban said: I can understand too; Su Wu said: I understand!Wei Qing said: I will fight; Huo Qubing said: I will fight too; Li Guang said: I will fight again; Zhaojun smiled faintly, and the world was peaceful.

Dong Zhuo said: I am powerful; Lu Bu said: I am handsome; Diao Chan said: Which of you two is the most powerful.Dong Zhuo is screwed.Cao Cao said: Help me take off my shoes to welcome Lao Xu; Liu Bei said: Bring me a donkey to visit Zhuge; Sun Quan said: Zhou Lang has a clever plan to secure the world; Zhou Yu said: Come on, burn Lao Cao to death; Zhuge said: The world is divided into three , Everyone has a share; Sima Zhao said: Learn from Comrade Liu Bei; Jin has begun.

Sima Qian said: If you want to succeed, you are not afraid of being palace; Ban Gu said: I want to publish a book; Said: I want to write a mobilization order; Tao Qian said, are you tired?Then he rolled up his bed and went home.

Zhu Wen said: I have a straight flush; Xiao Daocheng said: I have a straight flush; Chen Baxian said: Reshuffle the cards... Yang Guang said: Go to Yangzhou to see flowers; Li Yuan said: Come on a public trip; Li Shimin said: Wei Zheng, what do you mean; Zhi said: Wife, what do you mean; Wu Zetian said: I might as well have the final say;

King Luo Bin said: the goose is fat; Wang Bo said: deep affection; Li Bai said: the wine is beautiful; Wang Wei said: the scenery is secluded; Meng Haoran said: romantic; Du Fu said: the leaky house; up.

Chai Rong said: I have a share of the waste of the three martial arts; Zhao Kuangyin said: This year the popular yellow robe Kou Zhun said: Bring a bottle of vinegar to negotiate; Li Gang said: Protect the family and defend the country; Huizong said: No protection; Qinzong said: I want to go home; Jin Wuzhu said: No way...

Zhao Gou said: arrest the man surnamed Yue; Yue Fei said: what crime am I guilty of?Qin Hui said: Maybe there is... 6 lobbying: I am going to die; Wen Tianxiang said: Good death, I applaud you!

Wanyan said: Jinda; Yelu said: Liaoda; Genghis Khan said: Big ball to you!Kublai Khan said: I have the final say on the Eurasian continent...

Zhu Yuanzhang said: Build a wall high; Emperor Jianwen said: Sun Chengzu; Zhu Di said: I am looking for my father; Yan Song said: Qing history left words; Chongzhen said: Yuan Chonghuan, your conscience is greatly broken...

Li Zicheng said: Take a break and find a lady; Wu Sangui said: Dare to pick on my wife; Huang Taiji said: Sangui is a good comrade.Shunzhi said: Love the country more than beauty; Kangxi said: Jiangshan is easy to manage his son and hard to teach; To my legacy...

Shi Naian said: Tiangang covers the earth; Luo Guanzhong said: Cao Liu Zhenhe waist;

Lin Zexu said: I will sell; Hong Xiuquan said: I will rebel; Kang Youwei said: I will change; Sun Yat-sen said: Look at me.Cixi said: You should be good at performing puppet shows; Li Lianying said: There are slaves serving; Li Hongzhang said: [-] million silver, it's a trivial matter;

Chiang Kai-shek said: "The red bandits are not destroyed, why should we make a family?" Mao Zedong said: "The People's Republic of China, the Central People's Government, was established..."

"Hehe, this is so fun. Brother Huang, you are awesome, this makes people feel good..."

"Heck, Big Brother Huang, is there a longer one? The longer the better, we like the long ones, it's really enjoyable, it's so cool, heck..."

Listening to the words of the two little girls, Huang Xiangyun's blood boiled, and soon sublimated into a blood mist.These two little girls are really capable of torturing people!If you don't understand anything, you can use small talk to beat him to death. If you understand everything... Well, ss...

At this moment, tonight's grand finale, the charity auction has finally started!