I have a date with an NPC

"Are you a mercenary from the village chief's family?" I also called out in surprise.

From the voice to the body, they all look somewhat similar, and the diarrhea at this time is probably the only ones from the village chief's family!

The man was taken aback again, clutching his stomach, although the red face scarf blocked his face, he couldn't see everything, but from the corners of his eyes, he could see that his facial expression must be very rich, and the pain was gone, "Is it the medicine you took? "

I nodded lightly: "It seems that you are indeed!"

"When?" The man exclaimed in surprise, "When did you inject the poison?"

I spread my hands, "Did you drink water before going out?"

"Ah!" Immediately behind him, several red scarf robbers also clutched their stomachs one after another, making "grunts".

As for that villager, Nei Ying's face turned green at this moment, and he was yelling just now that I was dead, but now the situation has reversed!

"I can't do it!" one of the robbers cried out in pain, "I'm going to solve it!"

"I'm going too!" shouted one after another.

Only the leader was still holding back, "A group of worthless guys..." He couldn't stand it and got into the grass next to him, and couldn't wait to take off his pants!

I turned my head and looked at the villager Neiying who was pale with fright but did not have diarrhea: "How is it? Can you tell me now, what's going on?"

The guy hung his head like a deflated ball and said, "These are all the ideas of the village chief! He recruited a group of robbers from other places, and they come to rob every year when the harvest is harvested! Dress up as a mercenary!..."

At this time, a few villagers jumped out: "So that's the case! Sister Li, thank you for notifying us! Otherwise, we would have been kept in the dark!" Deal with the villagers!

"Don't hit! Don't hit! It's none of my business. The village chief forced me to do this, and I don't want to! If you want to find it, go to the village chief!" The guy hurriedly said with his hands on his head .

Mrs. Li came out from the crowd coughing and said, "Little brother, are you okay!"

"I'm fine! Sister Li, how do you know I'm here?" I still said a little excitedly.

"When I went out to the medicine dregs just now, I accidentally saw you and this rascal leaving. I was worried that something was wrong with you, so I asked a few villagers to come and take a look!" Mrs. Li said worriedly, "I didn't expect... "

"There are also those robbers who have diarrhea in the haystack! Take them back together!" I pointed to the other side and said.

Immediately, a few strong young men pulled out all the robbers who had not had time to lift their trousers in the grass.

"One more!" said one of the young men, "he's lucky!"

The other said angrily: "I didn't expect the village chief to guard and steal himself! He even robbed his own villagers, it's so inhumane! Let's go, let's go back! Confront the village chief face to face!"

"Wait a minute!" Aunt Li shouted loudly, "I still need someone from the city lord to do this!"

"But now the Lord City Lord..."

"Although the Lord Mayor is gone! But he is still in charge of the various departments of the City Lord Mansion. We can write a letter to the Lord Supervisor and ask him to send someone down to make a decision!"

"Okay! What Aunt Li said is true! If we approach the village chief impulsively, first, he can play a scoundrel and refuse to admit it, and second, he can slander us for rebellion! He will be beheaded at that time!"

"That's right! Sister-in-law Li has the insight! Let's file a joint letter right now! Hand it over to the steward!"

My lord, you don’t mean the sharp-mouthed monkey-cheeked clerk, do you?

Soon, they drafted a letter, and Mrs. Li handed it over to me and said, "I need to trouble my little brother to hand it over to the Lord in charge of the City Lord's Mansion, and ask him to make a decision!"

I was very embarrassed and said: "Can't you just send someone there?"

"I'm not afraid of my little brother's jokes when I say it. We are all farmers. They have never been to the city in their life, and they don't know where the city lord's mansion is! Although I have been there a few times, my body..."

Sister-in-law Li has said so, if I don't answer, it will be a bit unreasonable.

I had no choice but to call Kang Han again, but the boy's level dropped by two levels again. As soon as the screen popped up, he saw his face covered in blood and his expression was fierce.

"Vice President? What's the matter?"

"what are you busy with?"

"Those bastards of the Shaqing Gang! Vice President, don't talk about it, I'll come back and help you after I finish killing these bastards!"

Damn, I'm so busy, I killed him as soon as I turned around!

So I looked for someone in the guild channel to see who was in the city.

Drunken and dreamy, he replied: "Boss, I'm here!"

I immediately corrected him and said, "I'm not the boss! You can't call that, or the president will be angry!"

"Then, second child, I'm here!" He said very purely and innocently.

The guild channel suddenly burst into gaudy laughter.

"Drunk and dreaming, to be honest, how old are you today!" I asked embarrassingly.

"I'm 12 years old this year, what's the matter? Old...er, vice president!" Luckily, Zui Sheng Meng Shi changed his words at the last moment.

"12 years old??" Everyone was surprised, "Isn't this helmet more than the above?"

"And it's real-name certified, how can a 12-year-old fur kid buy it?"

"The question is where does a 12-year-old get money for such an expensive helmet?"

A lot of questions popped up like cannonballs, making people dizzy.

"This is my dad's! He's gone to work, I'll play with it!" Zui Sheng Meng Shi said proudly.

"Sick! So I've been playing games with a 12-year-old kid these days?"

"Sadly, your operation is not as good as others!"

"Kids these days are scary!"

"It's even worse for me. I teased him before! Little brother, sister didn't mean it, I'm sorry!"

"It's okay, I don't mind! Can you be my girlfriend?" Drunk and Dreamy said innocently, "My dad said, I want a girl to come back and take care of me!"

"Your father means to find you a mother!"

"It's to find me a girlfriend!" Zui Sheng Meng Shi said persistently.

"But you're only 12 years old!"

"What's the matter? Xiao Zhang next door to me is only seven years old and already has a girlfriend!" Zui Sheng Meng Shi continued.

"The current child is too scary! I will never dare to have it in the future!"

"Auntie, is this year Gui Geng?"

"Go to hell, I haven't graduated from high school yet!"

"Then it's too early for you to think about children now!"

……

"Vice President, you haven't said what you want me to do!" Zui Sheng Meng Shi asked innocently and innocently, "I'm in Silver Moon City!"

"You come to Xinshou Village, No. 1023, northeast of Silver Moon City."

"Oh, just come!" Zui Sheng Meng Shi replied without asking any questions.

It didn't take long to see this underage knight running up with a shield on his back. It's okay if I don't know his real age, but after knowing his real age, I feel very awkward.

Because the character his father chose was tall and burly with a sexy beard, he looked like an uncle, but he happened to be a 12-year-old kid playing, so there was a big psychological gap.

Well, I'm ignoring his real age.

"Vice President, I'm here!" Zui Sheng Meng Shi ran over excitedly and asked, "What's the matter?"

I handed him the joint letter from the villagers and said, "Give this to the steward of the City Lord's Mansion. Do you understand?"

It took me another gold to distribute the tasks, and I rewarded him with experience, money and guild points.

"Wow, you can also do tasks like this! It's so simple!" He said happily and used the scroll back to go back.

It's really simple. I found that I gave too many rewards and regretted it.

I can track the progress of the task after I released the task, and I quickly completed this errand task, and said with a lot of interest: "Vice President, do you have any more tasks? It's so fast to upgrade and make money!"