I have a date with an NPC

I was completely speechless, but I still seized the opportunity and said: "Yes! There is a mission, you help me find Sun Yaowang in the city! Find a way to bring him to me after you find it!"

"Ah?" Zuishengmengshen said in embarrassment, "He is an NPC, how can I take him to meet you?"

"Just say that everyone in village 1023 has the same incurable dysentery as in Silver Moon, and he will definitely come!" I said.

"Third brother, how do you know that all the NPCs in Silvermoon City suffer from dysentery even if you haven't been in Silvermoon City?" Zi Qi Donglai asked cunningly, "Could it be that you put this medicine?"

I sweat!It seems that I accidentally slipped my mouth.

In this regard, I use silence to express my acquiescence, but I can't let people get caught.

"Okay then! I'll try!" Zui Sheng Meng Shi said uncertainly.

"Aunt Li, what should we do with these people?" A strong and strong man said, everyone regarded Aunt Li as the backbone.

"These robbers have committed a heinous crime, we must not let them go, tie them up first! Take them back!" Aunt Li said in a powerful manner although she was a little weak.

The robbers panicked, their stomachs were still hurting, and they were gurgling. Now that they were tied behind their backs and couldn't be solved immediately, they were holding back, not to mention how uncomfortable they were.They all knelt down and begged for mercy, not asking for anything else, just asking for their convenience, it was too uncomfortable to hold back!

"Tie their feet together and lock them up in the pigsty. You guys look after them!" Aunt Li saw that those people really had diarrhea, and she couldn't bear to tie them up forcibly, so she changed her words.

The robbers kowtowed their heads as if they had been pardoned.

When they were all put in the pigsty, the village chief couldn't sit still and came out and shouted, "What are you doing!"

Because after knowing what the village chief did, these villagers also lost their respect for the village chief, but after all, they are used to being oppressed on weekdays, and some villagers still replied cautiously: "Village, village chief, these are robbing us." Food robbers!"

The village chief walked over with two people moving their fat bodies: "Bandits! Where did the robbers come from?"

Everyone made way for him and looked at him sideways, so that he could face the robbers face to face and see what else he had to say.

After the village chief took a look, his face showed horror: "It turned out to be you!" He was so surprised that he pointed at them tremblingly and cursed: "You bastards, I usually treat you badly!" Bo, I didn't expect that it would be you who are hard to defend against house thieves by day and night!"

The village head pretended to be emotionally cursing, and the two people behind him, who looked like housekeepers, immediately stepped forward and said comfortingly: "The village head doesn't need to get angry! Be careful! Since you have caught the robber, you will be brought to justice!"

The village head still said excitedly: "It is the mercenaries I invited back who have robbed us of our food these years! I have no eyes, I don't know people and employ them badly, which caused everyone to suffer huge losses. I really feel sorry for everyone! I am here Here is an apology for everyone!"

Sure enough, he is a cunning old fox, and now he is completely wiped out.

But none of the villagers believed that he was ignorant. They all looked at the fat village head indifferently and apologized to everyone there with tears in his eyes.

Soon, a steward was dispatched from the city lord's mansion of Silvermoon City. In the eyes of the villagers, the steward was as big as the sky. It was either someone else or the sharp-mouthed monkey-cheeked clerk I often saw in the city lord's mansion.In order to prevent him from recognizing me, I still teleported back to the priest's robes, put on a hat, and hid among the villagers.

Surrounded by a large group of people, the clerk arrived at the center of the village. After getting off the carriage, he glanced at these simple country folks arrogantly, and said sharply, "Where is the robber?"

A villager stepped forward to guide the way: "My lord, I have captured six of the seven robbers and locked them up in the pigsty ahead!"

The clerk glanced at it, then turned around and said to the soldiers who followed: "You guys, go and catch all the robbers back! Keep a close eye on them and make no mistakes!"

Several soldiers responded and followed the villagers to tie up all the robbers and throw them on the flatbed truck.It's a pity that those robbers are still uncomfortable alone and complaining.

Looking at this powerful clerk in their eyes, the villagers all lowered their heads and did not dare to say anything, letting the clerk decide everything.

After taking the robber with him, the clerk held his nose in displeasure and said, "You guys did a great job! I will definitely report this matter to the new city owner and give you rewards! Village Chief Chen, you took the lead in catching the thief, and I will I will definitely report the truth in front of the new city lord, you must continue to work hard, take care of your villagers, and don't allow any trouble!"

After finishing speaking, the proud clerk was about to get back into the carriage and return to Silvermoon City.

"My lord, please wait! The women have something to report!" Mrs. Li finally stood up and said it, coughing a few times from time to time.

The clerk said displeasedly, "What else do you need?"

Mrs. Li coughed twice and said, "Why don't you interrogate those robbers?"

"Bold and unruly! When is it your turn to teach me what to do?" the clerk scolded angrily.

But Mrs. Li said without fear at all: "How dare a commoner! It's just that the adults take the robber away without asking the truth of the matter or finding out the reason behind it. Isn't it just for nothing that the real culprit behind the scenes is being taken advantage of!"

Facing Mrs. Li's questioning tone, the courage that the clerk mustered just now became a little timid under the glaring gazes of many fierce villagers. He made an excuse and said, "The city lord has unfortunately died recently! The new city lord has not returned yet! Everything is important. Things can only be implemented after the new city lord comes back to ask for instructions! How dare we wait to make judgments!"

Damn, he actually used the city lord as a shield. If he said that, I'm afraid everyone wouldn't be able to say anything.

However, Aunt Li said with knowledge and knowledge: "Although the city lord is no longer here, the relevant yamen is still there. I implore my lord to transfer this case to the Bauhinia Knights for trial!"

The clerk couldn't help but looked at him in surprise: "What do you, a little village woman, know? The Bauhinia Knights are only responsible for defending the main roads in Silvermoon City, but they are not responsible for handling such trivial matters! This matter We must wait until Grand Duke Ferdinand of the Silver Knights returns to make a decision!" After finishing speaking, the editor ignored Mrs. Li and got into the carriage, angrily shouting: "Drive! Go back to the city!"

The fat village chief immediately bowed and saluted: "Congratulations, my lord! Go slowly, my lord!"

After the clerk left, the fat village head glared triumphantly at the villagers, especially Mrs. Li, and then returned to the village head's house with a smile on his mustache.

As soon as the village chief left, the villagers were all very angry seeing the village chief's arrogance, but they had no way to deal with it. They asked Mrs. Li what to do?

Although Mrs. Li said she was knowledgeable, she was still a village woman after all, so she would never have the chance to see such a battle. It is really helpless for them to play football with you as an official.

It is impossible to reverse the pole.

At this time, Mrs. Li's husband, Brother Li, the captain of the guard team in charge of guarding the Spring of Life in Silver Moon City, came back dejectedly. He was startled when he saw all the villagers hit the central square of the village.

"Why are you back? Aren't you on duty?" Aunt Li exclaimed in surprise.

Brother Li asked back, "What are you doing? Why are you all here?"

The troubled villagers told Brother Li exactly what had happened. After hearing this, Brother Li breathed a sigh of relief and said, "I thought they were here to arrest me!"

Mrs. Li felt something was wrong when she heard it, "What did you say? What did you do? What are they doing to arrest you?"

Brother Li sighed heavily and said, "It's not that kid! That's right, I asked that kid to buy some candy for you, is he here?"

"You, why do you buy so much!" Mrs. Li complained sweetly.

"Where is there more? I'll just buy one!"

"Ah! But he said that you bought ten copies!"

"Ten copies?" Brother Li jumped up in surprise, "It's him, that's right!"

"What's the matter? Tell me!"

"That kid, didn't you go to fetch water today? I don't know what trick he played, but he poisoned the fountain of life! Now everyone in Silvermoon City is having diarrhea!"

"How do you know it's him? Maybe it's someone else!"

"Impossible! I'm on duty today, and he's the only one here! Who else could it be?"

When he said that, almost all the villagers turned their attention to me. After all, after getting along, they are still very repulsive to outsiders.

"So, the diarrhea in our village is also caused by you?" Some villagers shouted angrily.

"That's right!" I lifted my cloak and stood up and said.