Diaosi's YY life

The short, shattered hair looks so dazzling under the light, not because of waxing, but because it has not been washed for a long time. In fact, it is healthier if it is washed.The white face seems to have not been talked about for a long time, the white is a bit scary, the facial features are well-proportioned, the eyebrows are sharp, the water chestnut is clear, if you don't look at the hairstyle, this face is still very worthy of the audience.There is also the embarrassing stubble around the mouth, I really wish I didn't have time to do it.He was wearing a black T-shirt with faint tattoos inside, a pair of big colorless underpants on his lower body, and a pair of flip-flops on his feet.

I believe that this kind of look should be very common in universities, so the one I mentioned just now is our protagonist Wang Xiaoer.

"Second son, it's okay, don't watch these movies all the time, it will hurt your health!"

At this moment, Wang Xiaoer was holding a .[-] in his mouth, crossing his arms over his chest, tilting his head, wearing a pair of black-framed glasses, staring at the computer screen with blurred eyes, and from time to time, some imaginative female images would come out from the computer. cry.

"What do you know? This is called learning experience for me. It's very troublesome to practice without enough theory!" Wang Xiaoer kept the same posture just now, and the cigarette moved in his mouth, indicating that he was talking. [

"wipe"

The person who was talking to Wang Xiaoer was from the same dormitory as well as Wang Xiaoer's hometown Guo Tao.It is said that they are fellow villagers, but they are actually from the same province. The cities where the two live are far away from each other in the south and the north.

"I'm going back to my hometown tomorrow. Have you decided whether to stay in Jiangmen or go back to my hometown to develop?" Guo Tao said while packing his luggage, "If you want me to see that, you can go back to your hometown too. You just have nothing to do in Jiangmen. French mess."

"I beg you, don't talk about this issue again, okay?" Wang Xiaoer pinched out the cigarette, grabbed the oily twisted hair with both hands, and said beggingly: "When this issue is mentioned, I get a headache!"

Guo Tao shook his head, stopped talking, and just packed his luggage.

Wang Xiaoer, 23 years old, is 1.7 meters tall and weighs [-] kilograms.In Jiangmen, a first-tier city in China, he went to the third-rate Pheasant University in China, and he studied the fashionable computer major.Wang Xiaoer comes from a small rural area in the north. He is the eldest son of the family. He also has an older sister named Wang Xiaomei, who is two years older than him and is already working.His parents were both honest farmers, and they finally offered their son to go to college, and he was the second in their village to go to college, the first being his sister Wang Xiaomei. They were very proud.But they don't know about their son's situation at school. If they knew about their son Wang Xiaoer's situation at school, they probably wouldn't be proud.

Wang Xiaoer has already passed the defense, got his graduation certificate, and can leave after staying in the school for a few days.In the words of the buddies in the dormitory, it means that the second son can pass the defense.Regarding the words of the buddies in the dormitory, Wang Xiaoer just curled his lips and sneered, it was because God favored his brother.

The three years of pheasant college life completely ruined a good and motivated young man.

At the beginning, Wang Xiaoer looked very shy and shy, with the honesty and simplicity of a farmer in his bones.But as time went by, Wang Xiaoer changed, and became a useless person who skipped classes, fought, went to Internet cafes, played games, and had no ideals or ambitions.Later, Wang Xiaoer cheated more than 3000 yuan from his family to buy a computer. Since then, he has never left the dormitory, playing games every day.Every day I see Wang Xiaoer either in front of the computer, on the bed, or in the toilet.

Sometimes, Wang Xiaoer wondered what he would be like in the future.He always fantasized about driving a luxury car in the future, living in a mansion, hugging left and right, that is really a drunk lying on the lap of a beauty, awake and in charge of the world.It is estimated that this is not only what Wang Xiaoer thinks in his heart, every man has such a dream in his heart.

I was in a good mood just now, but now I am confused by a question from Guo Tao.He lit a cigarette, took his mobile phone, got up and went into the toilet.

"By the way, second son, call Yang brother later, let's have a drink later and let me practice it tomorrow." Guo Tao's voice came from outside the bathroom.

Guo Tao thought that Wang Xiaoer hadn't heard, so he came to the bathroom and knocked on the bathroom door, and said, "Second son, did you hear that?"

"Got it, got it!" Wang Xiaoer exhaled and said impatiently, "I'll call Brother Yang right away." After speaking, he dialed Brother Yang's cell phone.

This brother Yang is called Yang Ming, a native of Jiangmen City. His family conditions are not bad, and his parents are in small businesses.Yang Ming has a cousin who is a gangster in Jiangmen, and he is a pretty good gangster, with dozens of younger brothers under him.And Yang Ming basically hangs out with his cousin every day, sometimes Wang Xiaoer gets tired of staying in the dormitory and asks Yang Ming to take him around.

So Wang Xiaoer can be regarded as a low-level gangster. Although he is not high-level, he fights very vigorously.Because Wang Xiaoer's hometown is at the foot of Songshan Shaolin, and he has been influenced by it since he was a child, and he will be more or less familiar with it.

"Brother Yang, is Guo Tao's guest coming to practice tonight?" Wang Xiaoer exhaled again.

"Okay, got it, I'm going back to school right away!" Brother Yang's voice came from inside, and he hung up the phone after speaking.

Hang up so soon?Wang Xiaoer looked at the phone in a daze. [

Yang Ming did come back soon, less than half an hour.

"Second son?" Yang Ming only looked at Guo Tao who was packing his luggage as soon as he entered the dormitory. Guo Tao pointed to the toilet and said, "Brother Yang, how is your job search going?"

"Fuck, looking for a job is really not a human job!" Yang Ming quickly took off his white white-sleeved shirt, revealing the dragon tattoo on his shoulders, "Damn, in order to find a job, I even cut my hair It’s all changed, and I still have to dress so formally.” Yang Ming took off his casual trousers and leather shoes while his mother hunted mines, put on big pants and slippers, and then came to the bathroom door, bang bang bang Knocking on the bathroom door, he said, "Grass, Erzi, you fell inside, and Laozi is back, why don't you come out?"

Just as he was talking, the door of the bathroom was opened, and Wang Xiaoer came out staggeringly, and said, "Why are you making a fuss? Didn't you just come out? If I had known you would be back so soon, I wouldn't have called you." It's a waste of phone bills."

Yang Ming gave Wang Xiaoer a middle finger, and then rushed into the bathroom to take a shower.

Soon, Yang Ming came out after taking a shower, Guo Tao was almost tidying up, and a group of three walked out of the dormitory.There is a snack street near the school, which sells all kinds of snacks, and it is very lively at night.

"Hey, Brother Yang is here!" The three of them sat down in a small shop when the owner came over. It was obvious that Yang Ming always came here. "Brother Yang, you're about to graduate, what do you want for dinner tonight?"

"First serve three cases of beer, and prepare some cold dishes." Yang Ming became very angry when he mentioned graduation. If he didn't graduate, Yang Ming would still be able to hang out with his cousin.Now that he has graduated, his family always forces him to find a job.Yang Ming was also obedient. He really prepared his resume and started looking for a job.But after three days in a row, he couldn't find a job, so he was quite angry.

The parting was imminent, and the three of them drank a bottle each, which was a bit dull.After all, with this score, we still don't know when we can meet again.

"I'm talking about the second son, have you made up your mind about whether the six departments will stay in Jiangmen?" Yang Ming gave Wang Xiaoer and Guo Tao a cigarette respectively, and said, "Everyone in our dormitory has left, and Guo Tao will also leave tomorrow. .and you're left alone."

"Don't talk about it, I haven't thought about it yet," Wang Xiaoer was really unwilling to face the matter of graduation, he really didn't know what he would be like in society.

"When you think about it, the day lily is rotten!" Guo Tao said angrily, "You see, most of the people in our dormitory have drifted north to the capital Yanjing, and a few have also gone to Guangzhou. I plan to go back to my hometown. , Brother Yang is from the city of Jiangmen, so he will definitely not go to the place where he competed, so you are left, anyway, you can figure it out yourself!"

"Drink, drink, drink." The more he talked, the more upset he became, so Wang Xiaoer had no choice but to pour alcohol into his stomach.

After the three of them drank about four or five bottles each, they began to talk more, and they were no longer so dull.Let's talk about the forgotten things from the past for a while, talk about the class belle in the class, the school belle in the school for a while, and talk about Yang Ming and his cousin's murder.

"Brother Yang, I haven't seen the second son talk to any woman in the three years of college. I doubt if he is messing with men." He sees Teacher Cang every day, I really don't know why he doesn't find a woman to practice."

"Didn't I say that I have to learn the theory well, and then go back to practice when I've learned it well," Wang Xiaoer said, "Only in this way can I practice the indestructible body of a diamond, you know what a fool!" After finishing speaking, Wang Xiaoer Xiao Er also laughed out loud.

"Jb's hair is not bad, I think you don't respond every time you look at Teacher Cang." Guo Tao said.

"Hahaha" Yang Ming laughed and said, "Second son, are you not good enough?"

"We call it a hundred poisons! You know what a fart!" Wang Xiaoer slapped the table and stood up, and said loudly.

"If you're really good at it, you'll get the girl behind you." Yang Ming pointed to a girl behind Wang Xiaoer who was buying fruit at the fruit stand, and said.

Wang Xiaoer turned around unsteadily, and saw a thigh in hot pants dangling white, which was very eye-catching, but from behind, it was really fat, thin, and graceful.

Wang Xiaoer lit a cigarette, took a deep breath, then pointed to the girl who bought fruit, and said, "Look at what I will do with that girl." As he spoke, he walked towards the girl who bought fruit walked over. [

With a "snap", Wang Xiaoer went up and sat on the girl's buttocks.

"Ah!" The girl who bought fruit was suddenly slapped on the buttocks, and she couldn't help but let out a scream. Then she saw Wang Xiaoer, whose hair hadn't been washed for several months, appeared in front of her eyes, and said angrily: " How dare you take advantage of me."

When Wang Xiaoer saw the girl who bought the fruit turn around and looked at the girl's astonishing facial features, Wang Xiaoer froze there. He had an impulse, which he had never had in three years.

"Sorry, I saw a mosquito sitting on your butt."