Fake Mechanic

() The fat man was dragged out.

The reason is very simple, for some unknown reason, after the rogue rescued the beauty, he simply fainted to death in the cockpit of the prototype, sleeping like a pig.

When he opened his eyes again, it was already 24 hours later. The fat man was in good spirits. When you opened your eyes and found that you finally woke up, this welcome speech came from a sausage mouth. The shock of falling is really waking up and drowsy.

Knowing that he had slept all day, the fat man couldn't believe it. To him, it seemed to be just a short autumn nap and an inexplicable dream.

In the dream, countless firefly-like spots of light revolved slowly around him, seemingly within reach, but in reality they were out of reach.

In the ward besides the sausages, there was actually a girl named Mu Yueshan. The two of them no longer looked sloppy yesterday, and each changed into the navy blue uniforms of the college's junior freshmen.

"Hey, I said where did you two steal the clothes? If you don't give them to me, you can get a set."

"You? You almost destroyed half of the academy, and almost destroyed the prototype of the latest fighter mech of the Federation. The electronic equipment destroyed by the emp system in the academy is worth 1000 or [-] million credits. Do you know that? What are they talking about outside, saying that the academy was attacked by the imperial mecha, what a shame to the Federation."

Sausage waved the reading terminal in his hand. He was browsing the federal public network before. If the college hadn't issued a password ban immediately, this slobber soldier would definitely rush to the major news forums to tell the truth.

"Show me." The fat man was a little curious, "I'm also one of the victims, why call me the shame of the Federation."

"I didn't say... Forget it, I guess you don't understand if I show you your comprehension. The military has strictly blocked the news, and the academy has a short-term access control. You can't get in or out. That's why we got this set of laundry Clothes, the school didn't say that we had passed the entrance examination, and the most perverted second level is still unknown."

"Although you didn't say you passed, all the follow-up assessments of the ten of you have indeed been postponed, so in a sense, you are the 520th freshmen of the Federal Military Academy in Zurich. Congratulations!"

The door of the ward was pushed open, and a male officer with the rank of captain walked in while talking. Seeing the fat man's lively appearance, a playful look appeared on the corner of his mouth.

There was a female officer behind him, standing with her back against the door, with her hands crossed on her chest, but she didn't come in, her eyes were fixed on the bottom of the door frame, as if something more interesting was happening there.

Fatty caught a glimpse of her ample bust being squeezed so attractively by the movements of both hands, he couldn't help swallowing, his eyes were shining brightly.This scene was seen by Mu Yueshan, and he couldn't help but lament in his heart, how could he be saved by such a little hooligan, even though the murderer who almost killed him was also him.

Seeing that the male officer was holding a new uniform that was the same as that of Muyueshan, the fat man jumped off the hospital bed barefoot, and took it with a smile on his face. started to wear new clothes.

If the ball of essence on Fatty's belly could be broken down into six neat pieces of dried tofu, which is more eye-catching, but his clothes and trousers are full of fat, and his flesh is rippling. It was too round, and the plus-size uniform kept whining before it collapsed, and finally managed to hold on, tightly wrapping the fat man's body, like an upright green flesh worm.

The fat man didn't care about these things. When he was wearing his trousers, he still looked at the well-built female officer at the door with a playful smile, with a rippling expression that counts you as lucky.

Accidentally caught a glimpse of the middle-level pilot badge on the chest of the male officer, a gleaming golden mecha iron fist, the fat man had a flash of inspiration, and raised his eyebrows and asked, "Brother, you are a pilot. Looking at your body, you won't be able to do it yesterday." Is that you in that Minglei?"

Once he confirmed that he had passed the examination and could stay in the academy safely, Fatty's presumptuous nature broke out.

Seeing the male officer answering in silence, he was even more pleased, but immediately put on a guilty expression on his face, lowered his head and said, "Sorry, it's really hard to strike, but as a mid-level pilot, eldest brother shouldn't He will argue with a rookie like me, and I also took advantage of that prototype, yes."

The sausages have seen arrogance before, but this is the first time I have seen such an arrogance like a fat man. An egg can almost be stuffed between two sausages.

Don't talk about big brother big brother, are you apologizing or provoking, no, it's just a naked slap in the face!

To be honest, the reason why the fat man is like this is mainly because he held his breath in his heart. He lost after only being beaten by two mechas, and he was cut off with one hand in embarrassment. It's so embarrassing for Ban Zhuan to single out ten fat people.

The male officer, who was as tall as Ming Lei Ji, shook his head and smiled, "Unfortunately, you only guessed half right. I was indeed in the two mechas yesterday, but I was driving Ye Xiao. As for Ming Lei... ..."

He pouted at the female officer behind him.

Only then did the fat man see clearly that the pilot badge pinned to the plump chest of the female officer was actually one level higher than the male officer's. The iron fist of the mecha was holding a silver lightning bolt, which was the symbol of a senior pilot, that is to say, the female officer The synchronization rate has reached 0.9!

You must know that the synchronization rate is more than 0.9, even if it is more than 0.01, it will be very sad.

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There is a saying among the pilots that the interval between 0.9 and 1 is called the "temple of ten steps", which is the last sphinx mystery left by the Creator to the pilot profession. It doesn't have much direct connection with the strength of psychic power, but depends on an invisible and intangible mysterious fit between the pilot and the mecha!

As long as you make a breakthrough, even if you just add a one to the two digits after the decimal point, there will be a qualitative transformation. Not only will you become a super pilot of the Federation, but the lightning bolt on the badge will become a beautiful galaxy spiral, which is more intuitively reflected in actual combat. superior.

A super pilot can cut tofu as quickly as a knife, and easily solve five, ten or even more opponents who drive the same level of mechs!

Looking at the list of federal pilot heroes, there are only three people who have been promoted to the ranks of super pilots in a century, two of them have died, and the one who is still alive is piloting an ordinary "screw seat" mecha decades ago Five kilometers away, a long-range super electromagnetic pulse gun blew up the energy tank of the emperor's royal mecha, and then single-handedly attacked the enemy's formation, beheading more than fifty imperial guards in a row, and the dragon spear in his hand shot the emperor Sean? Gale IX is the legendary figure who runs through together with the mech——Lu Boyan.

Since then, the nickname of "Emperor Slayer" has spread like wildfire, and the 8000 million remnants of the empire hate it to the bone, and they all eat their flesh before they are quick.

However, Lu Boyan, who finally laid the cornerstone of peace in the Federation, unexpectedly chose to live in seclusion after his triumphant return. There will be no more than three in total.

Although most pilots dream of owning the most advanced mecha, there are still a few who are loyal to the synchronization rate and scoff at the high-performance mecha: with a new mecha, they can become the next Lu Zhan Emperor?

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The fat man kicked the iron plate, but the female pilot still didn't even look at him, but the atmosphere in the lounge became like an ice cellar. It's much more uncomfortable to hit on the body.

Pilot Ye Xiao relieved the embarrassment in time. He shook hands with the fat man and said, "Don't say this is useless. I am very happy to see that you are healthy. I believe that everyone will have a chance to compete in the future. Now you should hurry up and have a fight." Go to the dean's office, he should have something to ask you." <The dinosaur dean in the massage parlor at the end of Fengjie Lane is fatter than him, and almost fell on her for the first time when he was 13 years old" hand" in...

While thinking wildly, the fat man casually agreed and walked out. The girl behind him, Mu Yueshan, called him, and then seemed to hesitate to speak.The fat man frowned slightly, a sissy is a sissy, and she doesn't speak directly.

"Let's talk about it later. You don't have to sacrifice your life to repay the favor of saving your life. I'm not interested in making money. Just ask your father to give me [-] to [-] million credits!"

After shamelessly quoting a price, the fat man turned around and left the lounge.

After walking a short distance, he found no one behind him. Pilots Minglei and Ye Xiao didn't follow up. The fat man thought for two seconds and was furious.

"Your sister, I'm a newcomer, you asked me to ask the way to see the dean of such a big college?"

Helpless, what should go still has to go.

The fat man looked around and walked along the corridor. He never thought that just after he turned the corner, he was grabbed by the collar by a hand protruding from the slant, and was dragged into an empty ward full of the smell of disinfectant.

"Hero, please spare me. I have a net worth of [-] to [-] million, but I haven't got it yet... Hey, is it you?"

Suddenly the fat man's wretched nature was revealed without a doubt, and he would refuse to give him his life if he opened his mouth, and he asked for money.When he put down his hands holding his head and opened his eyes, he realized that it was an acquaintance who was pulling him.

Standing two steps away was the childlike giant Ru, whom he and Sausage unanimously recognized, the world was like snow.

The fat man quickly straightened his wrinkled uniform, and asked seriously, "What's the matter, sister Xue?"

The expression on his face changed so quickly that he could have won the Best Actor Award.

Xia Ruoxue was not annoyed when she heard the fat man's name, her face was still frosty and expressionless, but her hands stretched out to her chest, and she immediately began to unbutton her uniform.

The fat man was stunned for a moment, and then his eyes gradually became straight.

A line of soft and greasy gullies gradually revealed, and then two halves of snow-white fleshy balls jumped into view, and that slight bounce immediately made the fat man have the urge to get excited. If he hadn't just turned into a serious character in the previous second, he would have blurted out a sentence I will help you solve it.

Ruoxue said while taking off her clothes: "You are amazing, you can be my child's father!"

"I have many strengths. I stand like a king kong, and lie down like a golden spear..." The fat man stared at Tianxia Ruoxue's breasts in a daze, and replied instinctively.

As the father of her child, Bai Lingxing's invitation words are quite oblique, but the warning before the sausage popped out of Fatty's mind. Many men can't even survive the first night. The meaning of this sentence is obvious. It's the end of being raped and killed, the fat man swallowed his saliva, hesitating a little.

Ruoxue's words were still straight to the point, simple and clear, "I need your mirror to create an offspring."

Hearing this, Fatty still sensed something was wrong, could this girl speak well?

"Your wording is very rigorous, I admire it, and I completely understand what you mean... But are you sure you and I think the same thing?"

Tianxia Ruoxue had already taken off her navy blue uniform to her waist, and she was wearing nothing but a black bra, at least F cups.

The fat man was about to rush towards the deep ravine. Yesterday was unlucky, but this young man has changed his luck. If he survives a catastrophe, he will be lucky!No matter what she says or thinks, I just know how to "do" it!

However, Tianxia Ruoxue's next words were like pouring a large basin of ice water from head to toe, and the fat man's whole body's desire fire was extinguished immediately, not even a spark was left.

"After twelve months, if it's a boy, I'll bring back Bai Lingxing; if it's a girl, it's yours!"

"Wait, wait, I don't quite understand this sentence, let me go over it first."

The fat man tried his best to shift his gaze from his big breasts to his childlike face, and looked straight into those calm eyes without the slightest hint of joking, "You mean you are going to get pregnant now, and after twelve months, it turns out that your Bai Lingxing woman will be pregnant for ten years." Two months, forget this sentence and pretend that I didn't say it, if the child is a boy, it will belong to you, and if it is a girl, it will belong to me?"

Fatty suddenly felt an extremely absurd feeling. After being dragged into the room by a stunning girl, the other's pocket was half the width, and then the two of them started discussing the issue of having a baby. Shouldn't they kiss passionately and tear each other apart? Underwear, and then go in and out like crazy until she faints blissfully?How the hell did you write the script?

"Yes."

Xia Ruoxue nodded affirmatively.

"You just entered the academy and you want me to help you get pregnant?" The Bai Lingxing girl in front of her has no lower limit, and she can't be judged by ordinary people's way of thinking.

"I checked all the rules of the college, and there is no clause that prohibits boys from helping girls to conceive; moreover, you are very powerful, our offspring will definitely become the strong of Bai Lingxing!"

Fatty finally understood that the strange girl in front of him didn't like him at all. To be precise, she just took a fancy to the genes in his body because of the damn test yesterday.

It turns out that today is still my unlucky day!

The fat man lowered his head in frustration, and replied sullenly, "Sister, the college clearly stipulates that boys and girls cannot fall in love during school. Do you think my Chinese is taught by an art teacher?"

"I don't know what love is, I just need your mirror..."

"Stop!" The fat man suddenly raised his head.

"...conceived." Xia Ruoxue remained unmoved, and calmly finished what she thought she had to say.

"My God!"

The fat man simply felt that even if he said a word to this girl, he would immediately go crazy. What kind of stuff does Bai Lingxing's school teach? This kind of weird planet can be accepted as an administrative star by the federation. Has the mech stepped on it?

Seeing Ruoxue's serious expression in the world, maybe their Bai Lingxing woman can adjust her menstrual cycle to get pregnant at any time. If she didn't show her cards just now but just seduced herself, there is a 50% chance that she will be pregnant after twelve months. When a daughter came, the fat man felt dizzy at the thought of this.

That was ten seconds of pleasure, a lifetime of tears!

No, I would rather die!

He took a deep breath, sorted out what he was about to say word by word with unprecedented caution in his mind, and then explained in a calm tone.

"Student Ruoxue, I fully understand what you mean. First of all, as you said, I am indeed very good. Not only was I in the mecha during the day yesterday, but I was also very good at many times including night. From this point of view, your vision Absolutely no problem; but you and I, as students of the Federal Military Academy in Zurich, have to abide by the school's system, and I will never accept a sexual relationship without feelings for each other, so thank you for your favor, I am not blessed to accept it .”

After saying this with a serious expression and a tone of extreme regret, the fat man turned around and left the room.

Ruoxue in the world didn't move, she seemed to be thinking about what the fat man said just now, a trace of confusion flashed on her beautiful face without any aura of fireworks, did they have no feelings for each other?Doesn't he already know me?Federals are weird.

The obese figure gradually walked away with the frustration of falling from the peak to the bottom, just like watching the winning number reported on TV was exactly the same as his own, but in the end he found out that the other party was a lottery, and he bought double se balls.

After turning the next corner, the fat man, who for the first time in his life refused a woman's request, stopped, and slapped himself fiercely with lightning speed, his face was full of regret and heartache, and his facial features were twisted into a ball.

"You idiot, you'll die if you talk after she's all undressed!"

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ps: If there is no recommendation, the update will not be too fast, but one chapter is guaranteed every day, and it will be released regularly at [-] o'clock. If there are recommendations, it will explode.

At present, I am working hard to code words, saving a little more is a little bit, although I know that I can’t feed you all at ten o’clock a day... Cannian