Fake Mechanic

() Studies have shown that after being beaten by a woman, most men will have various negative reactions depending on the woman's appearance, measurements, and skin tenderness, including depression, decadence, anorexia, insomnia, etc. In severe cases, they may even have suicidal tendencies.

The fat man sitting in the dean's room at this moment not only doesn't remember how many times he asked for directions before he found the headquarters building, but also sat on the chair with blank eyes and a dull expression, as if he had lost his soul. The dean behind the desk, the five-star admiral Zou Yafu paid attention to him.

Seeing Fatty's appearance, even Zhao Chongguo, the assistant dean standing beside him, couldn't stand it.

Zou Yafu didn't care, but watched with interest a two-minute-long video played on a large screen in the office. It was a surveillance image extracted from the inside of the cockpit after the "prototype runaway incident".

In the video, the fat man seemed to have been slapped with chicken blood. First he rubbed his hands and shook his head, and then a series of obscenities, such as 3P, fuck, your sister's sister-in-law, etc., and this stupid meatball in front of him It's like two different people.

After the old man finished watching, he switched the video casually, and played the external view images of the Minglei Ji and Ye Xiao Ji again, then pinched his chin and said, "You know why I didn't punish you, but instead Are you staying?"

The fat man shook his head, with an indifferent expression that regarded fame and fortune as cabbage, and disregarded life and death.

Zhao Chongguo, assistant to the dean at the side, saw the familiar signature moves of the old man, and felt a chill in his heart, knowing that someone was going to be unlucky.

"Because of you, the prototype lost a hand, almost half of the five-story building of the Neutron Star Fellowship was destroyed, and the main body of Minglei needed major repairs, even if I didn't count the destruction of the emp system in order to cover up the truth for you. Those electronic devices also lost more than 8000 million credits, what do you say?"

"Just put it on my account."

The fat man hadn't recovered from the begging incident just now, so he didn't take the old man's words to heart, so he replied casually.

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, his instinct to regard money as his life was suddenly unhappy, and it was only then that he came back to his senses.

Just as he was about to repent, Zou Yafu burst into a burst of hearty laughter, "Okay, okay, there is something interesting in this sentence."

As if guessing that the fat man was going to play tricks, Zou Yafu immediately said in a threatening tone, "If you want to turn your back on it, I have at least [-] ways to make your life worse than death for the rest of your life. Think it through before you speak, little guy .”

For some reason, Zou Yafu's eyes suddenly became as sharp as knives. The fat man felt chills down his spine, and his whole body seemed to be cut by thousands of saws. The rogue words that I was joking just rolled in my throat twice and swallowed them back.

The terrifying sense of oppression lasted less than a second before disappearing without a trace, Zou Yafu smiled very satisfied.

"Not bad, since you finally gave up fighting against Ye Xiao to save the life of Mu Yue's boy, and it was a small mistake to start the prototype, so I will help you save a small change, even 8000 million! "

The hatred in the heart of the fat man who is fully awake, 8000 million credit points, you are a roadside stall to credit a sesame seed, I will not be clear in ten lifetimes!

He bravely said: "Since I saved that little bitch Mu Yueshan, why don't I go to Mu Yue's family for the money?"

Zou Yafu stared fiercely, "You can do it, just go for it."

Seeing that the fat man wilted immediately, the old man laughed again, knowing the truth of giving a sweet date with a stick, he comforted the fat man and said, "Don't worry, I will let you do some things, as long as you can do it, everything will be counted." How about repaying the debt with credits?"

Fatty realized that he had no choice at this time, and muttered dissatisfiedly, "It took me a long time to enter the academy because I wanted to work part-time to pay off my debts."

As he said that, with a little luck, he took out his personal terminal and checked his personal account, and he was dumbfounded when he saw it.

No more, no less, exactly 8000 million!

The cute minus sign in front of the neat long string of zeros is particularly eye-catching.

This time it's an eye-opener, the old man in front of him is a bit more powerful, and he can really make himself a negative asset, can he call himself "handsome with a high negative value" now?

The fat man was distracted, and Zou Yafu said hehe, "You owe money to the academy, you owe money to the Federation. Before you pay off the 8000 million, the academy will never let you have an accident easily. In a sense, you have one more Looking at the biggest backers of the Federation besides the Congress, the Army Headquarters, and the Starship Fleet, if I were you, I’m afraid I’d be so happy that I can’t even close my mouth, why can’t you figure this out?”

Facing the old fox's persuasive temptations, the fat man felt right after thinking about it. The Zurich Federal Military Academy is a special individual that relies on the military but is du li. The old guy's words have his fallacies.

Fatty finally regained some balance, habitually began to think about how to use this hole card, robbing the central bank is probably not possible, capital crime is inevitable, and there should be no problem in ignoring school rules in the future...

"Okay, you must have met the principal and deputy training instructors of your group of freshmen. Go, I will find you if there is anything to do." The old man casually dropped a portable contact terminal and waved his hand.

The owner didn't intend to keep guests, so of course the fat man knew it was interesting. He stood up and found that the two men who opened the door were the male and female pilots of Ming Lei and Ye Xiao. The dead buck was on his own head, and he couldn't help calling the old guy shameless.

They obviously want to see the dean, but they deliberately avoid themselves and ask themselves like begging all the way. Blind people can see good and evil. With these two mentors who did not leave a good impression at the beginning, they are always there. Looking at myself now, the next three years of college life will be hard.

Fatty took a look at the still hostile female pilot Minglei who was extremely cold, and reaffirmed that he was definitely unlucky today.

After the fat man and the three left, Zhao Jingguo asked puzzled, "Dean, are you really not worried that this eccentric fat man will mess up what you want him to do?"

The old man asked back, "Oh, it seems that you have made progress in Jinguo, and you can guess what I will ask him to do."

The burly man lowered his head, "The dean has already received 3000 million credit points for repairs from Commander Mu Yue, and he is not short of money, but he still has to try his best to give that kid who can't afford 8000 million credits. The trick... the subordinates are just guessing."

The old man waved his hand noncommittally and said with a smile, "You know that the federation has been stable for so many years now, and the remnants of the empire have fled to the fringe galaxies to survive. Everything is comfortable and smooth, but it also makes the entire federation as boring as a dull sardine breeding tank. , This fat man jumped in front of me like a wild catfish, how could I let it go easily."

He turned his head to look at his loyal subordinates, and asked with a playful expression, "A child from a slum who has reached 357 mph without any training can still drive a semi-completed prototype to defeat the Minglei The senior pilot of this main mech, don't you think he looks like a person?"

Zhao Chongguo was not stupid, and he quickly guessed who Zou Yafu was referring to. However, as a pilot, he was extremely reluctant to recognize the old man. After all, his status in the hearts of federal pilots could no longer be described as special.

"The person the dean mentioned is still alive, and the subordinates don't think he would like your comparison."

"I don't know if he likes it or not, but what he looks like now... Do you think the new generation of the empire will still respect and fear him as they did decades ago?"

The old man clenched his chin again, his eyes had passed through the huge floor-to-ceiling windows, and he fell on the busy crowd like an ant colony actively doing on-site repair work on the training ground in the distance, and his next words were almost inaudible.

"Sometimes a little chaos is not necessarily a bad thing."

……

Minglei pilot's name is Azul von Lax, but as a direct instructor, he kept silent from beginning to end. Even his own name had to be introduced by his deputy named Zhou Yue, which made people feel a little weird .

The ten freshmen in Class 9527 who stood neatly in a row all felt this way. Sausage turned his head and asked Fatty his question directly: "Is she dumb?"

This guy's voice was not low enough, which directly caused Lacus to look over with a cold look, and Zhou Yue waved his hand in agreement, and said a word.

Sausage honestly went to the playground to run laps, not many, twenty laps.

After decisively killing the early bird, Lux's prestige instantly increased to a level consistent with her mentor's status.

The fat man was a little entangled, not because of the debt of 8000 million credit points that appeared in an instant, but because of the purpose of ten of them standing here. When it was time to allocate dormitories, it was not a random pairing, nor was it a free combination of students. In other words, the instructor has the final say!

Except for Xiao Feng'er, Muyueshan, and Tianxia Ruoxue, he didn't remember any of the names of the others, including Sausage. He already had a preconceived nickname in his heart, and his real name had no place for him.

Looking at the crooked melons and dates in the mouths of the sausages on the left and right, the fat man was very distressed.

Squinting eyes, long bamboo poles, short bamboo poles, black charcoal hair, and public faces are all bad for promoting appetite. The fat man found out that he was actually a member of the Appearance Association, and he stretched out his heart to the one who was still running around hard. An olive branch came out.

There is no way, the short one is taller, and the sausage has half of the face, which is still pleasing to the eye.

As for Mu Yueshan, who has impeccable appearance and demeanor?Fatty was the first one to rule out him, not to mention the sissy, a typical broom star, as a roommate with him, his life will definitely be short for ten years.

Just when the fat man was expecting the sausage to come back from running around and stand beside him, and the two of them made some friendly gestures so that Zhou Yue would push the boat to separate them, Zhou Yue looked at the terminal screen in his hand, then at the watch, and spoke up.

"Don't wait, arrange the dormitory now."

The fat man was lost on the spot. He glanced at Lacus standing behind Zhou Yue who was still covered in cold air. He suddenly thought of a very serious problem: this ice banshee obviously didn't like him. Zhou Yue might be interested in her. They were all obedient, how could the two of them make their dreams come true?

After re-reading the roommates available to choose from, the fat man really wanted to run to Lux immediately and bow his head to admit his mistake. Sis, I shouldn't have used your yin leg to you. I should respect your outstanding point and use the chest attacking hand instead.

This obscene thought of "admitting your mistake" means that the fat man has completely given up hope of living with the sausage.He put on a smiling face towards Lacus indifferently, what's the matter with him, can't I just bow my head under the low eaves?

Zhou Yue finally raised his head and began to read everyone's names.

The two girls, Xiao Feng'er and Tianxia Ruoxue, naturally share the same dormitory, and no one can escape.

Squinting eyes match the public face.

The two brothers on the bamboo pole are inseparable from the mound.

Forget it, Heitantou is Heitantou, at least those white teeth that are always exposed can remind myself not to forget to rinse my mouth every morning.

Zhou Yue stared at the fat man with a half-smile, and slowly opened his lips. For some reason, the fat man suddenly had an ominous premonition.

"Xiang Yu, Mu Yueshan, you two share one room, dormitory number 1128."

I wiped it, afraid of something wrong, the fat man's face twitched twice.

"Why, you can say you're not satisfied." Zhou Yue smiled sincerely.

The fat man immediately interjected, "I'm not satisfied, I can change the sausage, no, isn't that guy running around?"

Zhou Yue shook his head, pointed to the recording terminal screen in his hand and said, "Sorry, I have just entered the dormitory management system."

Fatty scolded in his heart, the fox's tail was finally exposed.

The little girl Mu Yueshan is so angry in her heart, I am a girl and I have to bear to live with you, a naughty fat man, and you still dislike everything?

The problem of accommodation after entering school is the most difficult problem for Mu Yueshan to deal with. Mu Yuesihuai once argued with her daughter about this, but it backfired. He insisted on enrolling as a man, and incidentally sternly rejected the commander-in-chief's suggestion of exemption from examination and special arrangement of dormitories.

"Okay, class 9527, your respective necessities distribution departments have been sent to the dormitory, and are now disbanded!"

The two mentors turned and left, and the rest of the people went back to their homes.

Sausage, who quickly ran twenty laps and came with a cloud of smoke, didn't take a breath, and asked the fat man.

"That's the end, shall I sleep with you?"

While secretly admiring this guy's super physical strength, the fat man patted him on the shoulder with a helpless expression, "Honey, I want to sleep with you too, but you're still used to the white teeth that still smile at you after turning off the lights." .”

Heitantou, who was walking in front, seemed to hear something, and turned his head and grinned.

Under the warm autumn sun, a ray of white light blinded two pairs of dog eyes.