Fake Mechanic

() The reason why the Zurich Federal Military Academy can attract countless children from poor families to apply for the exam is not only because it doesn’t care about their background but only about their ability, there is also one point: the college’s hardware facilities are indeed in place.

As long as the college's projects are listed in the federal parliament's fiscal year budget, almost all projects are exempted from review, and coupled with the military's separate funding, it is not surprising that freshmen who have just entered the school can live in suites with two single rooms and a living room.

This is also the fundamental reason why Muyue Sihuai agreed to let her daughter disguise herself as a man.

Once the door is closed, no one can see whether you are 32a or 36d after you take off your clothes, whether you can stop the machine or collide with the plane. The college has a good understanding of the law of civil rights and interests.

But Mu Yueshan still underestimated Fatty.

As soon as he entered the door, the guy rushed straight into the toilet, even without closing the door, he started to urinate loudly, and sighed in satisfaction, Mu Yueshan immediately had a strong urge to kill, and even regretted that she didn't agree with the fat man just now Request to change roommates.

Ziliu closed the zipper, the fat man walked up to Mu Yueshan and sat down on the big horse, and asked with a smile.

"What did you bet on before?"

Mu Yueshan didn't react for a while, she raised her head and hummed, her face full of doubts.

"Will dice and poker work? Forget about mahjong, two people can't play well."

"You know a little bit of poker, what do you want to do?"

"Of course it's a land bet. Of course, the new land with two bedrooms and one living room has to be decided by a big brother. I don't think I'll force you to fight because you look like a bitch. Let's settle it peacefully."

I don't know why, the fat man feels depressed when he sees Mu Yueshan's face, and he always wants to find ways to bully him, so he can relieve his anger.

"Why do I need a big brother?" Mu Yueshan realized that she was completely at a disadvantage as soon as she said it.

"Big brother has many benefits. Needless to say, eating and drinking, you can share money if you have nothing to do, and there are always chicks." The fat man happily used He Jiu's usual tricks to recruit younger brothers, but he didn't expect that several "benefits" Mu Yueshan had nothing at all. There is no shortage, and the last thing is to enjoy it every day in the shower.

"I'm not interested in being your big brother, and I don't want you to be my big brother." Mu Yueshan frowned slightly, and resolutely rejected Fatty's kind invitation. The word "big brother" seemed to touch a deep wound in her heart, and her face suddenly turned pale. sank.

"I'm afraid of losing, I'm your savior anyway, otherwise if you ask your father to give me one billion eight hundred million credits, I'll pretend nothing happened." Threats and lures are Fatty's forte.

Mu Yueshan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "It was still one or two hundred million before, why did it increase so much?"

The fat man replied naturally: "The life of a rich young master like you is worth a lot. If you calculate that you have lived so long, this price is an insult to you."

Mu Yueshan suddenly realized that it would not work to reason with the fat man, so she thought for a while and took out something from her clothes, and raised it at the fat man, "Okay, I'll bet with you, I won, and calling me big brother will save me , but you are not allowed to ask my father for money again; if you win, I will not only call you big brother, but also return this thing to you."

The fat man took a closer look and fumbled in his pockets all over his body, only then remembered that he had changed his clothes.

Mu Yueshan held a piece of paper in her hand, it was the illustration of Jin Ping Mei that the fat man secretly brought into the college!

"Hey, you little bitch, you actually know how to blackmail me. But then again, how is it, is the painting vivid enough?"

As the fat man was talking, he suddenly reached out his hand like lightning, and was about to grab the piece of paper.

Mu Yueshan blinked quickly, and then said with a sneer, "I wanted to find a chance to return it to you privately, but now I'm sure you will bet with me."

Fatty didn't feel ashamed at all if he couldn't play tricks. Instead, his fighting spirit was aroused, and he raised his eyebrows and said, "Okay, but I have the final say on what to bet on."

"Okay, as long as I know how, I can gamble."

The fat man chuckled twice, "Don't worry, you will not only know how to do it, but you will do it once you are born!"

He turned around and took out two bottles of water from the refrigerator, and put them in front of Mu Yueshan with a snap.

"We drank this bottle of water, and after half an hour, we will bet on who will pee farther! I just went to the toilet, so it's a half trick for you."

Now Mu Yueshan was dumbfounded.

Fatty is a guy who refuses to admit defeat, and besides, he didn't plan to play poker dice in the first place. Not to mention that he won't be able to find these gambling tools around him for a while, he wouldn't choose the kind of game that has a chance of losing.The No. [-] "Biao" god on Chunfeng Street in Zhabei District, who urinates against the wind for three meters, and who can't even fight five girls overnight, He Jiuchang always uses a win-win gamble, and this is his trump card !

A little sissy, who can pee better than a real guy like Xiaoye?Strange!

But what the fat man didn't expect was that he happened to choose Mu Yueshan's biggest weakness by mistake. He saw her face turning blue and turning pale, and he didn't know what to say.

"Why, don't say that you don't even know how to do this, you little bitch don't want a servant to copy your urine for you?"

Hearing the fat man's nasty tone, Mu Yueshan felt her lungs were going to explode, and a bad breath rushed up from the bottom of her heart, and she, who had never blushed before, started cursing directly.

"You're a sissy, your whole family is a sissy!"

She slammed the illustration in her hand at Fatty's fat face full of wretched smiles, rushed into her room and closed the door with a bang. A few seconds later, a dull, angry cry passed through the wooden door and reached Fatty's room. in the ear.

The fat man checked carefully and confirmed that the treasure in his hand was not damaged. Then he slowly put the illustration into the inner pocket of his uniform and said something disdainful.

"Just scream, and cover your head with a quilt, you really are a bitch."

Half an hour later, Mu Yueshan came out of the room.

The fat man was lying in front of the information terminal screen looking for something, when he heard a shout from behind without turning his head, "Little brother, come here!"

Her teeth were almost shattered, but Mu Yueshan still walked up behind the fat man and stood still, making up her mind that she would never call the fat man a big brother.

"Look for it for me. It's strange. I've searched countless times, but all of them have disappeared. Usually when they come out, there's a big pile."

Mu Yueshan was a little curious, she leaned over and saw the words "Mayflower Group" filled in the keyword search bar, "What is this? A band?"

The fat man looked surprised when he saw the alien with eight hands and feet wearing eight shoes at the same time, "You don't know the Mayflower sisters? Such a famous double star, of course, is a little less famous than you, don't tell me you If this little bitch suffers from insomnia at night, she can sleep without masturbating."

It took Mu Yueshan a long time to understand what the fat man was talking about, and she actually compared herself with a pornographic actress, Shuangfei?Her face was flushed instantly, but fortunately the fat man focused his eyes on the information screen again and didn't notice it.

"There's no need to look for it. The college's internet browsing has blocking rules, and those people you love the most won't show up."

"What? It's blocked!" The fat man jumped up, "What a broken college, the old dean can't do it himself, and he can't kill the normal interests of the students."

Mu Yueshan wished she could kill this fat man with a thicker skin than the armor of the thunderbolt immediately, she snorted coldly and said, "I'm sorry, I can't help you."

Seeing Mu Yueshan turned to leave, the fat man stopped her, "Where are you going?"

"Have a meal."

"That's just right, big brother is now officially entrusting you with a task. The mech was too soft to drive yesterday, so I'm too lazy to leave. You can bring me my lunch. The more meat the better, the greens are whatever you want; and, I don't care what you use. The method is to go to the off-campus public website to download, or to buy md sold on the black market, anyway, today I want to see the Mayflower sisters come back to me."

"You...don't bully people too much!" Mu Yueshan didn't turn her head, her fists trembling slightly.

"I'm not happy, that's better than a comparison, the water is still on the table." The fat man rested his hands behind his head, shaking his legs on the desk, feeling very comfortable.

Hearing the sound of the door closing heavily behind him, the fat man smiled triumphantly.

"Small, I don't believe that you haven't applied for a change of dormitory like this. That ice banshee won't listen to what I say, and the young master of the Muyue family should weigh it carefully."

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What happened contrary to expectations was that Mu Yueshan came back calmly, with a food box in her hand, it seemed that he never asked Zhou Yue and Lacus to change dormitories at all.

"Looks like you forgot something? Where's my Mayflower?"

"The school prohibits you from going out now, did you forget?"

"That's right, I forgot about this. Seeing as you still listen to the elder brother's advice, let's put the Mayflower in advance."

The fat man opened the food box while talking, and then froze.

Fat meat slices of no less than 20 yuan are neatly placed in the food box, without any skinny ones, all of them are oily, slippery and fat!A small piece of green vegetable leaf was pressed under the meat slice, and she was lonely like a weak woman who had been bullied by more than [-] villains.

Mu Yueshan was so proud of herself. She specially made five portions of meat, and selected the fattest and thickest ones. The meat slices were originally pork belly with a line of lean meat, but she removed them all, leaving only the fat part. .

Don't you want to eat meat? I'm so tired of you fat man.

Seeing the stunned look of the fat man, the little girl suppressed her joy and added, pretending to be concerned, "What, do you think there is less meat? I will remember to order more next time."

As the fat man slowly turned his head, the sissy was ready to appreciate the furious expression.

The fat man had no expression on his face, and he directly picked up a piece of fat and threw it into his mouth, chewing it until it creaked, followed by the second piece, and the third piece, and more and more fat was thrown into his big mouth.

The fat man gave a thumbs up vaguely while chewing, "It tastes good... Well, I'm just curious... The college cafeteria is still arranged like a big hotel, so neatly arranged... Mmm, I just I like to eat this kind of fatty meat, it's fat, oily and chewy, it's really good!"

Mu Yueshan looked at the fat man with a mouth full of fat and jittering in a very good way, before she had time to be disappointed, a feeling of nausea and nausea rushed to her throat. The door of the room flashed open.

The fat man got up and glanced at the closed door, and shouted thank you, little brother, before closing his own door casually.

Then he threw up too.

I'm afraid it's worse than Muyue Mountain!

While spitting out the shapeless meat ball in his mouth, the fat man panted viciously, "Damn it, you actually played this trick. Fortunately, my acting skills are good enough to withstand it. Otherwise, wouldn't I have to eat this kind of garbage every day in the future? No way. , next time I’ll just say I’ll buy ten chicken legs, it’s not a problem if I’m always hungry.”

Picking up the green vegetable leaf and throwing it into his mouth, Xiang Yu smacked his lips chattering better than nothing, and dumped all the leftovers in the food box into the trash can beside him.

Rubbing his still empty stomach, he let out a long sigh.

"I just said that I can't live with the broom star, alas, the little brother is too weak, the big brother still needs to rise up."

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ps: At present, the number of collections is increasing rapidly. After the collection reaches a certain number, Bloom will open the first book friend group of this book. A batch of internal benefits have been prepared, such as vertical and horizontal coins, such as beauties, you will understand when you come...