Fake Mechanic

() Li Mu was very frustrated, so Ai Xi was very angry.

She walked out of the b1 hangar angrily, took out the communicator and hung it on her ear, and connected to someone.

"Dean, can you not be such a rascal? Obviously you asked me to find Lacus for this match, why did you help them cheat?"

Zou Yafu's relaxed and cheerful voice came out, "Xiao Ai, don't forget that you asked me to ask for the temporary permission to transfer the surveillance video of 32nd Street in Zhabei District, so I proposed an exchange. You also chose the map for the mission', I didn't even say that you bullied Lux ​​too much, how could you blame me instead?"

"But they actually won. It doesn't make sense. Go and see the performance of that Sagittarius. It's not something freshmen can do."

Zou Yafu laughed loudly, "Indeed, maybe that fat man is really a monster."

"Dean, can you...can you speak well?"

As one of the three apprentices trained by Zou Yafu, Ai Xi's tone of voice was different from others' when talking to him. However, if the old man wanted to change the topic and refused to admit it, Ai Xi couldn't help him.

Zou Yafu said, "You lost to Lacus today, try to win it back next time, don't be too polite with your senior sister. I really didn't help them, why did they wipe out their opponents, maybe you should find the shooter yourself Ask the little guy in the seat."

The principal was a scoundrel, and Ai Xi became even more angry.

She knew very well that once a heart knot was planted, it might lead to the inability to gain an inch of spiritual power for the rest of her life. When she thought that her love might destroy Li Mu in the hands of the fat man, she couldn't help it.

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When the bleary-eyed Xiang Yu was pulled out of the shooting seat by everyone, he still couldn't react to the joyful teammates. He murmured to himself, could everything in the dream just now be real?

But a fat man is a fat man, and his face and reaction are far superior to ordinary people. He immediately accepted the applause and flowers frankly, and shamelessly put his face in front of Xiao Feng'er and Xia Ruoxue to beg for a kiss. Of course, he begged for a kiss. no fun.

Xiao Feng'er actually felt that she was humiliated by the fat man.

In the just-concluded battle, the ten mechas of class 9527 miraculously won the victory without any single casualties, except for the giant Ursa with the black carbon head who almost died for blocking the knife for Ruoxue in the world, and Ruoxue's fanatic with the right arm Other than the severe injuries, the others didn't even scratch their oily skin.

What the fully charged Ye Xiao did was to deal with a few miscellaneous fish, and then rushed to the point where he completely lost his mobility and desire to fight, and was blown up by the fat man's third shot of the entire fire control system In front of Li Mu, Ming Lei's head was chopped off with a high frequency blade, that's all.

From Xiao Feng'er's point of view, it's just that the fat man, who showed his might, deliberately left a mouthful of soup after eating the meat, and wanted to kiss him himself?no way!

As for Tianxia Ruoxue, the girl was always staring at the fat man's lower body, not his fat face.

Xiang Yu noticed Tianxia Ruoxue's eyes, shivered, and immediately turned away, hugging the sausage brothers beside him.

The only thing the sausages did during the entire battle was that at the first moment when the mission completion notification sounded, they activated the mech and ran to the shooter's seat, and knelt down on one knee, seriously Hugging a metal leg of the archer seat, the mecha's head stuck to it and dawdled endlessly...

The fat man is satisfied, so the sausage is proud.

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Ai Xi rushed into the hangar without looking at Lux, who was cross-chested and chuckling. She pushed through the crowd and came straight to Xiang Yu. Liu Mei asked, "Say, did you cheat? The third shot counts." Now, how did you do the first two shots? Don’t talk to me about pre-judgment or anything like that.”

The kind of person Fatty despises the most in his life is called Eldest Miss. The hot-tempered Qianjin Miss is called Eldest Miss for short. This is also the reason why he used the pupil technique that he usually used to hypnotize Feng Sao.Now Ai Xi rushed over with her hips akimbo, as if a tigress was about to eat people, how could the fat man be willing to take this kind of anger.

Glancing at Lacus not far away, seeing that she didn't make any sign, Fatty naturally acted like an Ice Banshee and tacitly allowed himself to fight back.

"Cough cough, sister major, it shouldn't be you who fired the thunder just now, why is it that you were the one who was beaten to death by me, beaten and pregnant, so angry. Isn't it just three shots, why bother to be so surprised, you really Want to know why this is happening? Okay, come on, let me tell you secretly."

Ai Xi was angry, but still couldn't hold back her curiosity, and obediently stuck her head to the fat man's ear.

A scent of orchid musk from his daughter's home penetrated into the tip of the fat man's nose, and the fat man felt a pang in his heart, thinking that one day he will push you down, you bad-tempered girl, and you will end up like Xiao Feng Sao!

I think so in my heart, but I don't say so in my mouth.

But Ai Xi just seemed to be fooled by the fat man, her eyes widened with anger, her breasts heaved, she pointed at the fat man without saying a word for a long time, then she turned around and rushed out again.

Everyone was surprised, even Lux was curious about what the fat man said to Ai Xi.

The sausage pinched the fat man's neck and asked him, the fat man blushed and motioned for him to let go, panting and said, "I just told her the truth, saying that I was not sure at first, it was Mingleiji who was unlucky I hit it, and the third shot is my real level."

Everyone was amused, and Lacus, who was always serious about his words and smiles, suddenly burst into water and burst out laughing.

The fat man who is particularly sensitive to such things is as if he suddenly heard the singing of a mermaid in the foggy sea, and his eyeballs almost fell off. Of course, his saliva landed first.

Nima, it turns out that the Ice Banshee's laughter is so captivating, no wonder she is too stingy to speak easily, if this seductive voice is turned off and put on her bed...

Fatty suddenly felt that the old man who forced him to study in the academy was really the best person for him.

Before, Mu Yueshan blamed him for chewing fat and being hungry, but he has been completely forgotten by him who is extremely vengeful and forgetful.

After successfully saving everyone's self-confidence and self-esteem, no one questioned the fat man's words. Although the fat man's explanation was absurd, the fruit of victory was born on this absurd tree. Reasonable, the joy of victory is enough to intoxicate these boys and girls who have just experienced a life-and-death reversal.

Why was Fatty able to spot the Thunderbolt ahead of time, why was he able to accurately spot the other three enemies, and why did he suddenly have a command judgment that completely surpassed that of Sausage?These are no longer important, everyone has their own little secret, Fatty is a member of Class 9527, a member of the Academy, and a citizen of the Federation, that's enough.

Therefore, those doubtful people like Lacus, Zhou Yue, Mu Yueshan, and Sausage all chose to shut up, and instead hid the questions in their hearts deeper.

The fat man who was still surrounded by everyone suddenly found that there was an extra person at the door of the b1 hangar.

The man held the hangar door with one hand, lowered his head slightly, looked at the fat man with a strange look, then turned and left.The fat man didn't even have time to see his appearance clearly, the figure of the man had already disappeared in the bright sunlight outside the hangar.

The only thing that left an impression was the man's eyes.

There is no hatred, only firmness, a kind of firmness that wants to engrave the fat man deep into the soul and will never forget it for the rest of his life.

If a beautiful woman stares at her like this, the fat man will only shake his fat body more seductively and smile triumphantly, but the other party is a man about his own age... So, the fat man fought the second cold war of the day.

At this moment, the communicator on his body rang, the one that Dean Zou Yafu threw to the fat man.

"Enough playing, then come to me, I have something to do."

Before the fat man could answer, the old man had already hung up.

Fatty glanced at Lacus, and Lacus had already seen at a glance that the communicator was dedicated to the military, and it was specially coded and encrypted by the central yang brain, which was regarded as a top secret by the Federation. Fatty had this thing, and Lacus immediately thought of the only An answer, so she nodded without waiting for the fat man to lie.

How could Xiang Yu not understand, so he immediately rubbed the soles of his feet with oil.

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Zou Yafu can be said to be the person that Fatty is the second most afraid of now, and he doesn't know what kind of evil it is. Fatty only thinks that the two old men who appear in his life are as difficult to deal with as his nemesis. Thinking of the debt of 8000 million credit points, it is really real With his back on his back, the fat man hunched his head and rushed to the dean's office as quickly as possible.

After being coerced and lured by Zou Yafu, he immediately checked his student card. As expected, there were nine circles in the property column. Unfortunately, there was a horizontal bar in front of it. The 8000 million that the dean said was not a joke Well, the fat man is still very clear that the old saying that the one who owes the money is the uncle does not work at all for a person with five star spirals on his shoulders.

The most important thing is that the personal files of the Zurich Military Academy will be synchronized with the federal citizen information upon graduation, which means that the money owed to the dean is equivalent to the money owed to the entire federation.

Zou Yafu was very happy after seeing the fat man, but when the fat man saw him laughing, his heart trembled.

"Boss dean, the younger one is here, what's your order?"

Zou Yafu benefited from Fatty's knowledge, pinched his chin and said, "It's pretty good to beat Li Mu."

It seems that nothing in the academy can escape the eyes of this old guy. The fat man slandered from the bottom of his heart, but on the surface he scratched his head and said, "It's just luck, it's not a big deal."

"You don't even want to tell the truth to me? I was thought to be Ai Xi, that silly girl who actually believed that your two shots were all accidental hits. If you don't want to increase the 8000 million, just tell the truth obediently."

In troubled times, heavy codes are used, villains use truth words, and old people step on fat people's painful feet as soon as they come up.

The fat man has been thinking about this question along the way, and he must never talk about the things in his dreams, not to mention that he still has a lot of doubts to ask that exquisite beautiful girl. This feeling, if you want to fight against this old man who is more refined than a ghost, you may have to rely on that procedural girl who is as beautiful as a demon.

Scratching his head again, the fat man said helplessly, "Actually, it's nothing. I just had a sudden inspiration, and the moment I fired the super electromagnetic sniper rifle, I swung the barrel in the direction of the thunderbolt."

"Nonsense! Even if your synchronization rate is above 0.8, this kind of thing is absolutely impossible!"

It turned out that the burly man behind Zou Yafu was the first to scold the fat man. The fat man was not happy, and said to the old man with a sad face, "You see, no one believes me when I tell the truth, so it's better to say that I hit it by mistake."

The old man groaned while waving his hands to stop the fat man from complaining, and raised his head after a long while and said, "It's not unreasonable for Chongguo to say that, you use wireless induction in the simulation cabin, and it stands to reason that the synchronization rate is lower than the wired link in actual combat." , and your explanation is too vague, let me ask you, did you use the auxiliary aiming system for precise positioning before shooting?"

Fatty's heart sank, the old guy was really powerful, and he got to the point right away.

Naturally, he would not say that he was not in the simulation cabin at all, or that his spirit and soul were not in the cockpit, but in the girl's consciousness space, using the screen formed by her to aim.

Touching the memories in my heart, the scene when the first shot was fired at that time came to my mind again.

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"Just aim like this?" The fat man looked suspiciously at the thunderbolt that was clearly visible on the light screen in front of him, and pointed to the aiming cross that shook from time to time on the screen and asked the girl next to him.

The girl put her hands behind her back, nodded with a smile and said, "Of course, it's very intuitive. I have taken over the auxiliary aiming system in the simulation cabin for you, and the rest is up to you. Once the energy storage starts, you only have 4.5 seconds. Time accelerates. As long as you imagine, the aiming cross will move with your heart."

The fat man tried it, and it was indeed the case. The cross that had been swaying back and forth on the torso of Minglei Jijia seemed to be controlled by an invisible big hand. The fat man thought it would stop and it would never move, but the stagnation time was extremely short. Then it will resume its uncertain cruising state, like a restless star sea shark.

"Then what does it mean to accelerate?"

The girl frowned and said, "Forget it so quickly? Really... Didn't you already experience that feeling when you drove Bashen Guangnian to save someone for the last time?"

Only then did the fat man come to his senses, "That kind of thing, that's not speeding up, I feel like time is slowing down."

"I won't talk too much about the topic of relativity. I believe you can do it. It's not difficult with your talent. The most important thing is that at that moment, you must be very clear about what you want to do."

The girl's explanation is more difficult to understand than the words of "Lianshan" and "Guizang", but the fat man has understood it.

"Do you know what you want to do? At that time, I was just thinking about saving the little girl, it's as simple as that."

"Then you think that you are going to hit Minglei, the feeling that you have to hit even if you lose your life, think about it!"

The trigger was pulled, and the energy storage began. At the penultimate 4 seconds, Fatty finally experienced the feeling of time stagnation again, which can also be said to be the feeling of his own mind speeding up.

Everything became extremely slow, Ming Lei Ji's dexterous strides, to the fat man at that time, were just clumsy and clumsy not much faster than a toddler.

During that long [-] seconds, the fat man let out a breath, and slowly set his crosshairs on Minglei's crotch.

This time, the quasi-center did not drift away in an instant, but was persistently nailed to that position, even though there was a thick Hushan mecha in front of it, it did not hesitate at all.

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After waking up from the memory, the fat man saw that Zou Yafu still had an air of not being afraid that you would not tell the truth, and was leisurely waiting for his answer, so he had no choice but to answer the question honestly.

"Yes, I used the auxiliary aiming system for shooting positioning."

"And then?" Zou Yafu asked non-stop.

"Then I adjusted the sniper rifle based on my feeling."

"Ming Lei's crotch?"

"Well, I used the prototype to kick Minglei before, and found that it tended to lose its balance, so I chose the same place this time."

Fatty's answer was impeccable, and Zou Yafu finally stopped and returned to the chin-pinching position.

"Okay, I choose to trust you for the time being."

The fat man finally heaved a sigh of relief, this level is over, but as soon as people relax, he reverts to his old ways, salivating and getting closer, and asked, "Boss dean, you didn't arrange this perverted competition, I see you You're so concerned about this matter, don't you think there are no other important things in the academy that you should worry about?"

Zou Yafu was taken aback. He didn't expect Xiang Yu's sense of smell to be so keen that he guessed that it was his own arrangement. He admitted it frankly and nodded.

The fat man immediately got excited, "That's fine, I won't guess what your boss's purpose is, anyway, I can't control my words, but if you use your brain, I've worked so hard for a long time, so I have to make up for it?"

"You mean the 8000 million debt?" Zou Yafu asked back.

The fat man's straight thumb was immediately placed three inches in front of the old man, and he still looked like the boss was the boss. Zhao Chongguo coughed lightly, and the fat man instantly recovered his playful smile. For the sake of bitterness, it will be a little less.”

The fat man thought to himself, 8000 million, any one-tenth less is also an astronomical figure of 800 million, and he can buy a toilet in the top Beverly Wangxing Mountain in Baita District.

To the fat man's surprise, the old man readily agreed, and made a few random operations on his portable terminal.

Fatty saw that he didn't believe that you should check it yourself, so he was not polite, and immediately took out his portable terminal and clicked on his personal account.

A cry like a slaughtered pig came from the dean's room, and the staff in the corridor all looked strange, wondering which unlucky ghost was bullied by the dean again this time.

"No, you are obviously bullying the kid, I can't speak."

Fatty looked at the row of standing tadpoles in the account, and he felt like dying.

Zou Yafu smiled happily and said, "If you say less, I will help you less."

"What's the difference between this and 8000 million? Boss, you are too..." The fat man was about to say his catchphrase with a bitter face, when Zhao Chongguo, who couldn't stand it anymore, coughed again.

"What's wrong with me?" Zou Yafu looked at the fat man playfully.

"...Uh, you are so wise and powerful. There are rewards and punishments. You are worthy of being a generation of famous generals." The fat man swallowed the word "shameless" abruptly, and brought out a lot of flowers.

"Forget it, you don't have to be obsequious and want to dig up my ancestral grave. I have another thing to ask you to come. If you can do it, I will directly reduce your remaining debt by 1000 million."

"Really?" Fatty's eyes lit up immediately, and then he gritted his teeth fiercely. He didn't care if the mission was a perverted level three, and he directly gestured with four fingers, "4000 million! If it's less than this amount, don't do it!"

"Hehe, you really dare to say, 1000 million, no more."

"3000 million is negotiable." The fat man took a step back.

"1000 million!"

"Boss... Boss, is 2000 million okay? I beg you." The fat man stopped his mouth in time, and then his whole body lay down on the table and bowed down, making the expensive Tianhe wooden desk creak.

"1000 million, plus the money for crushing the table." Zou Yafu didn't budge.

"Okay, you are the master." The fat man held up the white flag to surrender, quickly got up from the desk, and wiped the table with his uniform sleeve in a doggy manner.

"Go, I will send the details to your private terminal later."

The fat man is gone, and the huge debt of 8000 million credits has been reduced by one point.

Zhao Chongguo was completely dumbfounded. This performance by the old and the young was like a crosstalk show on the ancient earth a long time ago, but each had an indescribable rogue atmosphere, and they were very tacitly matched. Zhao Chongguo wanted to laugh but did not dare to laugh. Finally asked in a low voice.

"Dean, do you believe what he said before?"

Zou Yafu lifted the lid of the teacup in front of him, took a sip of tea, as if reminiscing the feeling of drinking when he was young many years ago, and then said, "Chongguo, people have the instinct to lie, especially Xiang Yu. Children who grow up in the slums, in order to protect the secrets in their hearts or the people around them, they will lie without hesitation. But if you want to deceive me and you, you must add at least one truth after ten lies, you All I have to do is find out which is the truth."

Zhao Chongguo thought for a long time, and finally forced himself to believe the answer that Fatty said, but the ensuing doubts were even bigger. Not long ago, he was finally promoted to the Ten-step Temple with a synchronization rate of 0.91. If it is safe, how did this fat man manage to hit the same position accurately twice in a row?

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ps: A chapter of nearly [-] words, it seems that there may be another update at [-] o'clock in the evening, the chapter name forecast: The temptation of double flight.

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