Fake Mechanic

() After returning to the b1 hangar, Xiang Yu found that the people had already dispersed, and the fat man wandered around happily, and found a vending machine in the academy. He stuck his fat face on the display window and looked at it for a long time, drooling a glass.

"I'll wipe the instant noodles of Tianhe rhinoceros braised in brown sauce. No one in Zhabei District sells this taste."

The fat man rubbed his stomach and complained, and when he saw what he ate, his stomach started to gurgle.

However, my newly acquired personal bank card is seriously in arrears, and even instant noodles with [-] credit points have become out of reach.

As soon as he turned around, the fat man bumped directly into someone's arms. The touch from the arm was very soft. The fat man realized what he had bumped into within 0.01 seconds. Xue's pretty face appeared three inches away, with a face full of indifference, and the fat man jumped out one meter away with a jerk.

"Sister Xue, can you appear in front of me in a more normal way?" The fat man rubbed his chest and looked like he deserved a beating, "I was so scared that my heart thumped and jumped wildly."

Tianxia Ruoxue looked at the fat man's heart in a strange way, and said, "Your heartbeat is normal now, about 70 beats per minute, by the standards of the Star Federation, it is very healthy."

"No, you see through." Fatty unconsciously covered his crotch with his hand, as if a super-powered electromagnetic gun would blast over him soon.

"It's just the talent of the Bailingxing people. We are very sensitive to sound."

"Sister, this is my heartbeat." The fat man felt a little unbelievable, but then he thought that Bai Lingxing's woman could get pregnant when she wanted to, and it didn't seem so strange if her ears were sensitive.

"Why are you looking for me? Don't think about that matter again. This is a public place. If you unbutton it casually, I will feel that it is cheap for others."

Seeing Ruoxue staring at him all the time, the fat man felt a little nervous. For this Bai Lingxing girl whose way of thinking is completely different from ordinary people, he has only one way to deal with it: keep her distance.

When the fat man was thinking about how to escape smoothly without hurting the other party, Ruoxue seemed to have made up her mind, lowered her head, took a deep breath, and said solemnly, "I want to establish a relationship with you."

The fat man was very glad that he wasn't eating noodles, otherwise he would have choked and sprayed out of his nostrils.

Looking at the girl in front of him with a headache, he didn't smile, Ruoxue's eyes at this moment told him that this was a formal invitation between different races that had been carefully thought out by Bai Lingxing's brain.

Although the purpose is a little bit weird, it is very close to a certain paranoid concept of people on the ancient earth that the old man often talked about-just want to have a son.

The fat man thought for a long time before he said in the same serious tone, "Whenever you can smile when you see me, I will consider your request just now."

After saying that, the fat man turned around and walked away. He had been obscene and shameless for 16 years, but he said no again and again in front of a beautiful girl who was willing to have sex with him at any time. Even the fat man himself found it incredible.

After walking a few steps, he stopped again.

Looking back at Ruoxue who stood there blankly and distracted, the fat man had a flattering face, rubbed his hands, and asked with a bow.

"Before establishing a relationship, can you treat me to a bowl of noodles first?"

……

After returning to the dormitory, he found that Mu Yueshan was sitting in front of his private information terminal, turned his head and looked at himself with a strange face, "You were actually invited to participate in the Federation Mecha Heart Competition?"

The fat man was startled, "Hey, you actually peeked at big brother's message, do you know that you will be dragged out to cut your body?"

He rushed to the terminal in three steps and two steps, only to find that it was just an anonymous invitation email about the Federation Mecha Heart Competition, so he was relieved.

Mu Yueshan was a little embarrassed by what was said, but she said with a straight neck, "Who told you to make the email notification sound into that f*cking sound, and why are you yelling, hurry up, I don't know if I don't turn off the next door." What happened?"

The fat man chuckled and said, "Little girl, that is the high-fidelity soundtrack of the Mayflower sisters, and don't worry, I will never have any illusions about your ass in my life."

Mu Yueshan was startled, and then said angrily, "Why me, maybe you are the one who was... passive."

The fat man laughed wildly, slapped the table and said, "Congratulations, you just gave the word 'passive' a whole new meaning. But it's still the same sentence, don't worry, you won't be moved by me, bro Jining Looking for sausages and not looking for you bitch!"

The door of room 1128 was just pushed open, and the video of the previous battle was posted on the campus network, which immediately sparked a heated discussion. The sausage was excited to come to announce the good news, but as soon as he entered the door, he heard the fat man's words, and he stopped talking. Rubbing his arm full of goosebumps, he tiptoed back out.

I came quietly and left quietly, closing the door so as not to disturb the two friends.

After easily winning the victory, the fat man closed the door and began to concentrate on thinking about how to contact the girl in his dream again. Unexpectedly, as soon as he put on the earphones, he heard a familiar voice entering his ears.

"Shouldn't you eat the noodles first?"

The fat man was startled, and it took him a long time to come back to his senses and say, "You know all about it?"

"Of course, the instant noodles you picked up have a water temperature of 70 degrees, and they taste best after one minute and 32 seconds."

If he didn't know who it was, Fatty would definitely think of her as the after-sales customer service of instant noodles.

"You showed up to talk to me just to tell me how to eat noodles? No, you are very idle."

The fat man finished making the instant noodles, and after searching for a long time, he casually covered them with a pillow, only to find another email on the information terminal when he sat down.

"This is the text of the email that Zou Yafu sent you. I saw that you were not the one who opened the email, so you made some manipulations. The one just now was just an attachment."

The fat man opened it and cursed out loud.

"Participate in the Federal Mecha Heart Competition and get No.1 to deduct 1000 million debts? The old man is not sick!"

The "Heart of Mecha" fat man knows about it, and almost everyone in the federation doesn't know that this is a grand event broadcast live in the federation simultaneously, and even Zhabei District, where the news is controlled, can watch the whole process through the frequency specially opened by ubs TV station .

In this virtual mecha competition, at least more than [-] contestants compete for the final throne every year. If the military did not explicitly prohibit any active soldiers from participating, the number would be even higher.

He Jiu has a rough saying that if you can sit on the No.1 chair, you can easily climb into the bed of any rich family in Baita District. Although the fat man is not disgusted with mature women, he knows how to climb into bed in this way. How high a level of mecha control is needed.

"Don't plan to participate? I heard that in addition to the bonus of 1 million credits, No.300 also has a career path waiting for you." A female voice in the ear asked with a chuckle.

Seeing that the fat man was unmoved, the female voice said again, "It's very cool to kill the opponent like that this morning, isn't it, don't you want to continue?"

The fat man thought for a while, then shook his head and said, "That was done with your help. Without you, I wouldn't even know how I would have died."

"I can help you."

"Not interested in."

Fatty's lifelong pursuit is not to drive a mecha to fight and kill, but to find a planet with beautiful mountains and rivers, and live a life full of wives and concubines without worrying about food and clothing.Although Crimson Star is the headquarters of the Interstellar Federation, once out of the city, most of the places are orange-red desert wastelands. Except for all kinds of strange star beasts, the original star people who can't afford a pair of pants, he really has no motivation to go there. Mixed house in Baita District.

The sea of ​​stars is so big, there is no room for me to embrace Xiang Yu'an!

Seeing that the fat man was still indifferent, the female voice added intentionally or unintentionally, "I heard that the Mayflower sisters told the media last year that they promised to accompany the next Mecha Heart winner unconditionally for a whole day. I know if it’s news hype.”

The fat man almost knocked over the instant noodles that had just been uncovered, and the soup spilled all over his hands.

"Damn, you didn't say it earlier, how did you sign up? His uncle's sister-in-law, with your help, I won the first place. It's as simple as eating a bowl of noodles."

The female voice smiled meaningfully, "It's okay to ask me to help you, but you have to do one thing for me first."

"No, you know what kind of noodles I buy and how to eat them. You are omnipotent, do you need me to do something for you?" Fatty instinctively felt that the next thing was not that simple.

There was a sense of helplessness in the next words, "If you don't help me, maybe this will be the last time I talk to you."

……

Fatty never thought that what the girl wanted to do by herself was to find a way to activate the Eighth Sense by herself no matter what? Light Years!

Ask her what the reason is, and you will know when you say it...

After thinking about it for a while, the fat man had no choice but to bite the bullet and go to Zou Yafu for the sake of Mayflower.

So far, it's just a matter of luck.

As soon as he entered Zou Yafu's office, the fat man found that there was another person inside, with five golden star spirals on his shoulders. The fat man was about to leave, but Zou Yafu stopped him, signaling that it's okay.

The five-star general who drank tea with Zou Yafu on the leather sofa of the two-tailed star crocodile was in his 50s and had a handsome face. There was no trace of military killing on his body, but he was gentle and polite like a professor in a college.

Hearing the fat man faltering about his future intentions, Zou Yafu interrupted him with a wave of his hand before the rogue words he had prepared, turned around and smiled and asked the person next to him who was drinking tea leisurely with a cup.

"Brother Sihuai, what do you think?"

Fatty was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly thought of something, Mu Yue Si Huai?This man is the little motherfucker's father!

The only five-star admiral named Si Huai in the entire federation is Mu Yue's family. The one who knows Zou Yafu's temperament and habits best in the entire federation is the commander-in-chief of the Starfleet who has known him for decades.

Hearing Zou Yafu's catchphrase that would definitely cause headaches, Muyue Sihuai put down her glass and replied noncommittally, "The prototype machine is under your control now, and he is your student. It's all up to you. Send him the prototype, will you listen?"

"Then you have no objection. Go, I will give you the authority to join the prototype post-testing team later." Zou Yafu slapped his thigh, but the second half of the sentence was addressed to the fat man.

After coming out of the headquarters building, the autumn photos in the afternoon dazzled Fatty's eyes, and everything he saw felt unreal.

Get it done so quickly?Was it a bit too relaxed and happy? The fat man rubbed his head, expressing that he had no idea what kind of medicine was sold in the dean's old fox gourd.

Originally prepared for the worst and planned to be blackmailed for another 800 million debts, it was a waste of self-mobilization. The fat man raised his head and squinted at the Crimson Star. When the light time exceeds 18 earths, there are 32 earths in a day and night. After such a long sun, my mind gradually became active.

Sun, if you help her get the prototype, it means you get the Mecha Heart competition, and if you get the game, you get the Mayflower sisters...

A wretched boy's heart was beating wildly in his chest. If Ruoxue listened to it this time, it would definitely be a general's order to go to war.

The autumn wind is blowing, the drums are beating, whoever is afraid of whoever flies together!

The fat man couldn't help drooling again.

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ps: Okay, I admit that I forgot and made your wish for an update, and now I owe you an update.