Fake Mechanic

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There are no federal officials permanently stationed in Shama Town. The biggest bully is nicknamed "Mayor". He is good at wielding a dagger. Earning two extremely sharp knives used by the federal special forces, he touched the two dark weapons all day long, smiling in his dark eye sockets.

I don't know if it's due to arrears or a malfunction. Shama Town has had a power outage for two days. All the residents complained, and some even ran to the mayor to complain. Hurry up, it will be here in two days.

Everyone thought that what he promised was that he would call in two days, and only the mayor knew the other meaning behind his words.

Bazhiguangnian arrived in Shama Town only a few seconds later than m54. The fat man stood by the woods on the hillside, looking at the dark residential area not far away, but his heart suddenly became clear.

It turned out to be like this, this was the old man's plan.

Eight Night Owls appeared at the edge of the forest almost at the same time. Captain Ye Owl also noticed the tall prototype not far away. He had received an order before that the prototype was an actual combat test this time and was not in the battle sequence. Does not interfere with combat, can be ignored.

After ignoring the fat man for so long, he suddenly discovered that he was able to get here one step ahead of time. Everyone knows that there are many buildings in the residential area, which will only slow down the speed of escape, but m54 chose to escape here , Captain Ye Xiao was also very curious about how the pilot in the prototype predicted in advance that the enemy would choose this escape route.

"The C2 formation is dispersed, thermal imaging is used to search for enemies, the combat plan is changed, and the robbed federal property is recaptured!"

Fatty heard Captain Yexiao's battle instructions in his ears, but he didn't move. He even sat down on the prototype machine, as if he had made up his mind to watch a night battle on this small hillside.

"Aren't you going to help?" The little goblin was a little puzzled.

Bashi Guangnian leaned back on a big fir tree, the trunk rattled under the pressure and was about to break.

"Who are you helping, the Empire or the Federation?" The fat man knew that the conversation between the two would be blocked by the goblins and would not reach the ears of those big shots, so he spoke a little presumptuously.

"No matter which side, you have to put on a show."

Fatty suddenly remembered something, Bashen Guangnian stood up abruptly, looked west for a moment, Fatty asked slowly, "Where is the duel location arranged by the military?"

"Coordinate 183.42, don't you want to fight with Fan Xiaoshan?" The little goblin immediately guessed what Fatty was trying to do, and shouted, "It doesn't matter here?"

The fat man glanced at Shama Town, and said, "There are more than a thousand buildings here, big and small. Why do you think the old man chose this place? Look at the thermal imaging screen, those eight guys are busy tonight."

On the thermal energy scanning screen, large and small red dots are gradually increasing. Once the power supply is lost in the slums, various federal facilities such as the "iron pot" will automatically turn on the backup motors. Open it, not because of other...

"The dark moment when the sun is behind!" The little goblin finally came to his senses.

The fat man nodded proudly, "That's right, because of the geographical location of Dongdijing City and the influence of the moon cycle of the Crimson Orange Star, there are about [-] days in a year, and Dongdijing will fall into a sunless month when the sun falls behind. It lasted five hours in the radiant darkness. Although the federal government spent huge sums of money to set up a high-intensity anti-reflection base on the small satellite of Crimson Moon..."

The little goblin continued, "Because Feiwei 30 is a natural celestial body rather than an artificial satellite, the time when the reflected light hits Tokyo City still cannot completely eliminate the darkness. Today happens to be the first day, according to previous records. Look, it will take more than two minutes and [-] seconds for the artificial moonlight to reach Tokyo."

The fat man clapped his hands to show his approval, "As far as I know, although the thermal imaging night vision system on military satellites does not require dim light, it can identify targets only by relying on infrared radiation. There are already hundreds of sources, and it may not be possible to tell which one is the m54 battery pack for a while."

The little goblin still doesn't understand, "Guan Pingzhong tried his best to kill the three helicopters that were given strong light, and he used the dark moment to pretend to be fake, but how far he can run in these 2 minutes, as long as he moves fast, The satellite can still locate m54."

Only then did the fat man utter the words that had been hidden in his heart for a long time.

"We have all fallen into a misunderstanding. Maybe the old man deliberately made us think that he would try his best to escape from Tokyo and even the Federation. Now think about it, what if he didn't plan to escape at all?"

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Immediately after the first batch of three helicopters crashed, five more military helicopters took off and rushed towards Shama Town. There was even the roar of air-to-ground fighters flying overhead at high speed.

After Captain Ye Xiao learned that the satellite had temporarily lost its target, he also thought of the reason for the dark hour of Dongdijing. Instead of waiting for the 2-minute night blindness time to pass, he ordered the mecha to enter slowly and began a carpet search.

A poor settlement with a population of 1 is not too big or small. If eight people are allowed to enter to find the missing person, it may take a lot of effort, but eight night owl mechs over 54 meters high can enter. It's another matter to find a six-meter m[-].

The spies of the empire must have planned it long ago, otherwise, how could they have disappeared into the sea as soon as they entered this settlement, and there was no whereabouts at all. Captain Ye Xiao stretched out the high-frequency blades of his arms, signaling his teammates not to worry, and searched step by step.

The spotlights above the mechs' heads have been turned on, and the eight mechas are like eight moving lighthouses, starting to move forward step by step along the dirty streets of Shama Town.

The pre-recorded jingle has already started to play on the external speakers. It is nothing more than asking federal citizens to cooperate with the military's search and arrest operations and stay at home. Anyone who obstructs the military's actions will be punished as treason.

Turning around a deserted street, Captain Ye Xiao suddenly found three people appearing in the bright mecha lights.

The first guy was wearing a pair of sunglasses, and was cutting an apple into his mouth with a dagger in his hand. The clothes on his body were very personal, and it could be said to be mixed and matched to the extreme. The black leather jacket of the motorcycle gang on the upper body, and large and small gold necklaces There are no less than seven or eight pieces hanging, and there is a skull pendant dangling on the chest, but the lower body is a pair of colorful beach shorts, with a pair of wooden clogs on the feet, which rattle and rattle when walking.

The most eye-catching thing is that his beard grows very moist under his shiny bald head. He motioned for the two people behind him who were timidly holding a flagpole to stop. The three of them stood in the middle of the road like this, blocking the night sky. Owl's way.

The night owl's facial imaging and high-resolution pupil scanner have uploaded the data to Zhong Yang's brain. After the data returned, it was confirmed that the three of them were all federal citizens, which did not match the data of the imperial spies who invaded the White Tower area.

Captain Ye Xiao breathed a sigh of relief, only then did he realize that the slogan poles held by the two people behind turned out to be two fork clothes sticks of different lengths. hurry to do.

The tagline is simple, "Protest Protest Protest!"

There are only a few words in the seven characters, but the replacement of "zai" with "zai" adds a bit of humor and vividness to this incomprehensible slogan.

The man who peeled the apple was the "Mayor", and the slogan was written by him. The two behind him who seemed to be scared to pee their pants at any time were his two subordinates, one named Al and the other named Al.

Captain Ye Xiao scanned the funny trio up and down, and signaled, "Federal citizens, please cooperate with the military and give you three seconds to leave, otherwise you will be charged with obstructing the military's official duties."

"Cooperate with the fart, the federation has cut off the electricity in the whole town, and I can't live anymore. I'm going to prison just like a vacation. I have two thousand men. It's better to lock up in one place. It's more convenient for everyone to play cards and gamble. .”

The mayor, who could exaggerate two to two thousand, ate the last piece of apple, picked his teeth with a dagger, and rolled his eyes at Ye Xiao, full of anger.

Captain Ye Xiao put away the high-frequency blade, and a black muzzle popped out of his body, pointing at the three mayors.

Al recognized that it was a stun anti-riot gun specially used for mecha counter-insurgency, and his legs became weak. He leaned into the mayor's ear and whispered, "Boss, boss, they seem to be here for real."

"One!" Ye Xiaoji started counting down directly.

Before the mayor could speak, there were two bangs behind him, followed by the sound of panicked footsteps quickly going away.

The mayor turned his head and saw the slogan slanting horizontally, and the figure was indistinct.

"I'm an idiot, the two bastards really have no loyalty."

"two!"

"Wait, wait!" The mayor said shamelessly, raising his hands high and shaking them, with a dog-legged smile that he thought was loyal enough.

"You are here to find a mecha, do you want me to help? Actually, I am here to help, but I just protested by the way, hahaha..."

Things have developed to this point, which can be described as weird. When the teammate who followed the mayor to the place he said really sent news that he had found m54, Captain Ye Xiao didn't take what the gangster said to heart. Suddenly, everything felt a little unreal.

Especially when his teammate said emphatically that the black coffin was also there, he found it even more inconceivable.

Is that the end of it?

The eight night owls that rushed over quickly surrounded the m54 with the hatch door wide open, and the wind whisperer who was in a shutdown state was already emptied, and the precious black coffin lay quietly under the m54 on the ground. as inconspicuous as a dilapidated dumpster in a slum.

The mayor sat down on the coffin, patting the coffin's face and chattering endlessly asking for credit, meaning that there are still people stealing coffins nowadays, and he can be regarded as picking up corpses anyway, if it was lost by a rich family , I have to give a little money to suppress the shock, it is always a bit of a bad idea to throw such a big coffin near the door of the house.

……

The real-time images were transmitted to Bugatti Long and several other federal figures standing in front of the monitoring screen. None of them felt happy. On the contrary, a sense of humiliation after being teased burned like anger in everyone's heart.

The new ashtray just delivered by the secretary suffered another disaster. No one dared to speak up. Anyway, the Office of the Chief of the Army has already included the budget of three ashtrays per day in the annual office fund plan. The ashtray is considered to promote the development of the federal small commodity economy.

"Search, dig three feet for me and find those four shameless people!"

There was another reason for Bugatti's anger - a strange-shaped hole on the huge black coffin was like a glaring scar, which made him feel as if a piece of the same size had been dug out from the bottom of his heart!

The "key" is gone!

In the end, the imperial spies played tricks on him with the help of Zhong Yang’s intellectual brain. I remembered that I asked Zhao Shewo during the call with a3 permission before, how likely is it that the coffin will trigger the black hole effect again after pulling out the key? Zhao Shewo cleverly answered this question Pushed it to zhong yang Zhinao.

69.8%, this is the calculation result given by Zhong Yang Intellectual Brain!

Everyone knows that even if it is only 0.98%, no one dares to take the risk of causing a man-made black hole in East Imperial City. The Imperials obviously know this, so they won the bet.

Now the coffin is definitely in an internal locked state, and the method of Thunder and Flying Snake is impossible to use again. The Ninth Goddess was forced to stop the data transfer when it was less than half of the progress, and the remaining data became unattainable. What makes people angry is that the "key" appeared right under their noses, but it disappeared again. This kind of shame came too suddenly, how could the always high-ranking federal bosses accept it.

The Imperials achieved almost all of their goals, except for one.

I thought that the system injection of the prototype machine would be interrupted with the restart of the zhong yang brain, but I didn’t expect that the prototype machine not only did not become scrap iron, but gave m54 a flying knife with a steel plate. A statement of the incompatibility between the Federation and the Empire.

Thinking of this, Bugatti felt a little more comfortable, and let his subordinates look at the satellite screen that appeared on the prototype, and Bugatti was dumbfounded again.

I don't know when the prototype has left Shama Town and is heading for the western wasteland outside the city at the highest speed.

"What is he doing here?"

Bugatti let out a roar, and no one dared to answer.

"The pilot who connected me to the prototype!"

A subordinate cautiously replied, "Chief, we tried it before, and the prototype's onboard intelligent system directly rejected the contact request. According to the reply from Zhong Yang's intelligent brain, it seems that it was because a fatal error occurred when the operating system was loaded. Error, in order to ensure the successful loading of the prototype system, the zhong yang brain directly connected to it gave the prototype the highest authority level, so..."

"So a college freshman can ignore the highest command of the headquarters and drive around in the latest mecha worth more than [-] million yuan? Do you think this is your son's private sports car?"

Bugatti was angry again, because his subordinates hadn't had time to bring up the ashtray, so he directly punched the table.

After calming down, Bugatti called Zou Yafu and told the whole story. The dean immediately patted his chest and said that the matter was on him. He knew Zou Yafu's character, so he hung up the phone with a cold snort.

Just now I thought that at least the prototype machine was fine, but now it seems that this sentence is still a bit early.

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The highest authority is naturally done by the little goblin. She finally came out to play with Fatty, how could she be willing to obediently obey the orders of those high-level officials in the federal military? Before Fatty contacted Zou Yafu for Fatty's face, all outsiders who tried to contact Bashi Light Year's orders were all rejected by her directly calling the Zhong Yang Zhinao card. Poor Fatty thought that he was not taken seriously by anyone...

The fat man was also carrying Zou Yafu's special military communicator. Colonel Xu Qi recognized it, so he didn't confiscate it. One sentence blocked the opponent's mouth first.

"Boss dean, I have done everything I should and can do, so don't regret the 4000 million yuan."

Zou Yafu laughed loudly, "It's easy to say, since the prototype machine you're driving now has become your personal item, you should be more generous, and you still pay attention to mere 4000 million?"

The fat man didn't understand. After Zou Yafu said Bugatti's words, the little goblin in the virtual vision spread his hands innocently and made an expression that there was no silver 300 taels here, and the fat man finally understood.

After Zou Yafu explained, the fat man said.

"You mean that this mecha has given me the highest authority because of the restart of Zhong Yang's brain?"

Zou Yafu gave an affirmative answer, "Well, Director Zhao Shewo's explanation to me is probably what you mean. The current situation is equivalent to that the Federation has lent you the most expensive machine ever. The airborne intelligent system If it is not repaired for a day, it will remain your personal property."

The fat man heard the deep meaning in Zou Yafu's words, and said with a sneer, "Boss Dean, when did you become so polite? Could it be that you are still worried that I am a spy of the empire and that I will abduct the prototype, so Saying these words makes me feel at ease? I don’t have fucking wings, can I run out of Crimson Orange Star?”

Zou Yafu didn't feel disobedient at all, and asked with a smile, "Then why are you running to the western wilderness?"

"Fight!" Fatty expressed his thoughts directly, "I heard that Fan Xiaoshan is very powerful, I want to compete with him."

Although Zou Yafu didn't know how Fatty knew Fan Xiaoshan's name, but after thinking about it, he was given the highest authority by mistake by Zhong Yangzhi brain, what else could he hide from him, he pondered for a moment before saying, "Don't tell me You might not be able to beat Fan Xiaoshan if you want to destroy the prestige of your own students, even if your prototype has installed a full version of the combat system, your chances of winning will not exceed [-]%."

The fat man didn't bother to talk to him, and raised the output power of Bashen Guangnian to the peak.

Zou Yafu knew that he had said something wrong, and with his fat temper, he was afraid that the more he said he would lose, the more he would not admit defeat, so he had to haha ​​and said, "If you want to go, I won't stop you, just treat it as an actual combat test of the prototype machine. Alright, but no matter you win or lose, you must remember to drive the mecha back, you said it yourself, you can’t fly to the Crimson Orange Star, and you still owe me tens of millions, don’t think about it!”

After trying hard and soft tricks, Zou Yafu cut off the contact by himself.

The fat man knew that the dean didn't want him to choose the wrong camp and go the wrong way, and he didn't want him to pour another ladle of hot oil into the crater of fury at the top of the federation, but no matter how grateful the fat man was, he wouldn't say it openly.

With the means of the little goblin, there is no barrier along the way that dares to stop Fatty from advancing westward.

In the wasteland, at the coordinate point where a mech duel should have taken place, the biting night wind was blowing up sand and gravel, beating a standing dark green thunder mecha.

In addition to the three armed helicopters with anti-sandstorm devices circling overhead, and two ground-to-ground fighters on alert missions flying by at low altitude from time to time, the wasteland, where the temperature plummeted after nightfall, was as deserted as a huge tomb.

Fan Xiaoshan is still there.

It's just that he's not in the cockpit, but hiding behind the huge metal legs of the Minglei mech, smoking a cigarette leisurely and contentedly, and tightening the zipper of the pilot's suit that has been pulled down to the neck from time to time.

Seeing the red, black, and gold three-color painted prototype slowly stop ten meters in front of him, Fan Xiaoshan smiled, and his already handsome face looked even prettier when he smiled.

"What do you mean?" Fatty asked suspiciously when he saw Fan Xiaoshan leaning on the leg of the mecha smoking a cigarette.

Fan Xiaoshan raised his hand towards Bashi Guangnian, holding an unlighted cigarette between his fingers.

"I won't compare with you. I'm waiting for you to see what the person who can drive the next generation of main mecha looks like. If possible..."

Fan Xiaoshan waved the cigarette in his hand again.

"I want to buy him a cigarette."

Only then did the fat man realize that there was a small wild flower in Fan Xiaoshan's ponytail.

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ps: [-]-character chapter, today [-]-character update, um, you understand