Fake Mechanic

() It is Fan Xiaoshan's habit to open cigarettes for the brother in the eye and to cook rice for the woman he likes.

In the eyes of the fat man, Fan Xiaoshan is undoubtedly a freak, but both he and the goblin have to admit that the rustling wild flower on the ponytail matches Fan Xiaoshan's handsome face, there is no sense of disobedience at all, it seems that the peanut was born as it should be. It's like being stuck in the back of his head.

When the mountain flowers were all over his head, he laughed in the wind.Although the night wind in this wasteland is more than ten degrees below zero, Fan Xiaoshan would rather choose to stand between Minglei's legs and smoke a cigarette to show his determination not to fight. Fatty has nothing to do with people who talk through actions .

I couldn't figure out why Fan Xiaoshan didn't want to compete with him, just like I couldn't figure out why he put a flower behind his head, but the fat man opened the cockpit and climbed down the mecha with difficulty.

I thought Fan Xiaoshan would laugh at this obese body, but he didn't know that there was no smile in the other's eyes, and he was still peaceful and clear.

Fatty has been with He Jiu and the others a lot, and he is full of five poisons. He took Fan Xiaoshan's cigarette, looked at the brand habitually, then put it in his mouth, lit it, the first puff was not heavy, and he spit it out with his head up. Yan's movements are extremely sophisticated.

Fan Xiaoshan looked approvingly again, exhaled a puff of smoke, and then spoke slowly.

"Do you know that three years ago, I had the same thought as you, and went all over the world to find Lu Boyan, wanting to see where and how much stronger people recognized by others were than me. I tried my best to find two When the vacation was about to end, I didn’t know whether it was my luck or Lu Boyan heard the news from some people, but I actually saw him.”

Fan Xiaoshan's seemingly random topic successfully aroused Fatty's curiosity, and he couldn't help asking, "And then? You were beaten up so much that even your own mother didn't recognize you?"

Fatty's unbridled and poisonous tongue did not disgust Fan Xiaoshan, but instead caused a hearty burst of laughter.

"Almost, even though I didn't go with the machine armor, I was convinced that I lost in the end. You might as well try it someday when you have the opportunity."

Fan Xiaoshan's character suits Fatty's taste very well, and what he meant was that you will definitely end up in a tragic end that your parents won't recognize, but Fatty still pouted his mouth in disapproval, "A half buried in the soil Old man, I'm not interested in spending months looking for it."

Fan Xiaoshan stared at the fat man for a while, then said leisurely, "I'm curious that the Big Three would agree to let you be the test pilot of the prototype; no one stopped you even though you knew your purpose here, Mu Yue The admiral even told me to wait for you here, so I became even more curious. How far have you walked?"

The last question turned sharply and got straight to the point. The fat man almost choked on his cigarette, coughed twice, and asked, "What about you? How many steps have you reached?"

The young man's cunning is beyond words.

The two looked at each other for two seconds, knowing that the other party would not answer their own questions, so they smiled and turned their eyes away, and continued to smoke.

After a cigarette burned down quickly, Fan Xiaoshan tightened his collar and said to the fat man, "I heard from Dean Zou that you participated in the Mecha Heart Competition?"

The old dean was really open and honest, the fat man nodded.

"If you really want to fight with me, then I will sign up too, before I resume my military status."

"Wait," Fatty reacted, "It's not the dean who asked you to do this, you should be better than you are now, why bother?"

Fan Xiaoshan had already climbed to the edge of Minglei's cockpit, turned his head and said with a smile, "Before you came, I received orders from two people. One asked me to wait for you to come, and the other said that if the prototype is damaged in the slightest, even if it is scratched The painting and repair costs will all be counted on my own head, what do you think I should do to satisfy three people at the same time?"

The fat man thought for a while before he understood the meaning of the other party, and he was furious, "You mean that I will be beaten badly by you?"

Using money to suppress people is Zou Yafu's forte, how could the fat man who suffered from it not know.

As the cockpit was slowly closing, Fan Xiaoshan made a silent gesture, and the next scene stunned both the fat man and his goblin companion.

A delicate hand removed the little flower from the back of his head, and sent it into the wind the moment the hatch closed.

The fluffy flowers swirled in the cold wind, up and down like being manipulated by a poor puppeteer, floating weakly with the wind in the snowy lights cast by the helicopter overhead, fast and slow Fly towards the eight consciousness light year on the opposite side.

The Minglei cockpit closed and sank into the body, and a buzzing sound sounded.

Immediately afterwards, the ten-meter-tall steel giant suddenly took a big step forward, its metal legs rubbed against the fat man and fell, splashing mud everywhere.

The wild flower that hit the prototype machine was rising and falling close to the body of the mech. Minglei's giant arm stretched forward like lightning, and probed into the night sky, then stopped still.

When he saw two metal fingers gently holding a bleak little flower and slipping it in front of him, inserting it into the bottom of a stone that can be seen everywhere in the wilderness, the fat man felt that his heart was like that stone, so cold that he forgot to beat.

The night wind blowing like a knife made the petals of the small flowers turn non-stop, and finally one piece couldn't stand the ravages and walked away, disappearing into the darkness in the blink of an eye.

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"He seems to be very good."

It wasn't until Fatty watched Minglei leave, then crawled into the prototype in a daze, and the little goblin's words rang in his ears, that the shock in his heart subsided a little.

Not only is it powerful, it is simply a bunker, okay?

If Fatty were to do the whole set of movements just now, even if he could spot the target rolling in mid-air in the first place, that punch would be so wonderful that he could just pinch the flower, with Fatty's current level It is absolutely impossible to do it, the most likely is to hit the prototype solidly, and then be extorted by Zou Yafu for a large repair fee.

The call request light came on, and the little goblin diligently acted as the operator.

"If you're interested, come to the 'alibi' wine in Baita District tonight, and I'll teach you a few tricks." Fan Xiaoshan's words were very direct and shocking.

Seeing that the fat man was listless, the little goblin cheered him up, "He seems to like you very much." "

"You're not going?"

"Even if you are as strong as him, you will be beaten by Lu Boyan so that you don't even recognize your mother? Although I never know what my mother looks like." When people who don't like to admit defeat have to admit defeat, the depression is like adulthood One day later, he woke up and found that he had wet the bed again. The fat man's current mood could not be saved even if he poured Viagra down.

"I heard that there are many lonely mature women in the wine in Baita District, maybe you can find some confidence in them."

"It's not that I haven't seen big and small wind sao before, it's just like that." The fat man's heart warmed up a bit, but he still refused to let go.

"You're just using the lowest level of hypnotic pupils to make fun of yourself outside of alcohol, and you're capable like Fan Xiaoshan." The little goblin contemptuously called up a video of street security surveillance in Baita District, Fan Xiaoshan's gesture of embracing the beauty And expressions are impeccable no matter which angle they are played back from.

The fat man became angry, "Just go, what if I don't have anything down here!"

The plot that was supposed to be about apprenticeship was turned into an 18-ban script by two freaks.

The little goblin cheered happily in the virtual vision, and then told the fat man, "The Federal Intelligence Agency will definitely try to remove the highest authority of the prototype, and I will try to keep a low profile. At that time, only the 0.7% of the chip in the back of your head will be used. Don't blame me for not helping you if you come up with something that even I can't handle." <Fengjie Xiaobawang's original fat man replied disdainfully, "Mr. , not to mention guts, but to drink capacity.”

A mechanical finger was stretched out towards the prototype machine that was advancing at high speed towards the temple in the Baita area.

The little goblin was a little puzzled, "A bottle, or a box?"

"Cut, I've been drinking all the time!"

Fatty had already made up his mind, and he would never give up until Fan Xiaoshan was forced to death.

……

At the time when Fan Xiaoshan invited Fatty to drink, Muyue Sihuai, Zou Yafu and Bugatti? The giant coffin was in a daze.

The lost coffin brought back by Ye Xiao's team was intact, but the three of them were not happy at all. Bugatti even had the urge to find an ashtray.

Zou Yafu also had an ugly face. He turned his head and asked Zhao Shewo who was standing beside him, "Are you sure this is a fake?"

Although Zhao Shewo didn't want to nod his head to agree with this conclusion that no one could accept, facts are facts.

"The appearance is the same, but the material is completely different. This is an ordinary obsidian coffin."

Zou Yafu stared at the imitation for a long time, and said with a wry smile, "The Empire really put a lot of effort into preparation this time. Since I'm sure it's a fake, where is the real coffin?"

The big three are recalling every fragment and every detail of chasing m54 in their minds.

Muyue Sihuai spoke first, "There are only two places where you can drop bags, one is a residential area, and the other is the large garbage ship that caught m54."

Bugatti said with a sullen face, "It can't be a residential area. Up to now, there is still a team of thousands of people who are thoroughly searching the last slum of m54. The material of the coffin is special, it is neither gold nor stone, and it weighs at least one ton. It is unlikely that an imperialist would take the real coffin with him if he wanted to escape."

"So the only possibility is the garbage ship." Muyue Sihuai sighed, "Swapping bags at the moment of falling into the garbage dump, and then continuing to escape with a fake lost coffin, this trick is really clever."

Hearing this, Bugatti couldn't bear it even more, and yelled at the subordinates beside him, "Why are you still standing there, aren't the crew members who have already controlled the garbage ship? Interrogation overnight, and careful search of the ship , no matter what method you use, you must find the real lost coffin!"

Mu Yuesihuai shook her head, "It's too late, if those crew members are hidden spies of the empire, I'm afraid they will commit suicide like those spies before when they see the interrogators, and it is very likely that Migu is no longer on that ship gone."

Sure enough, as Mu Yue Sihuai predicted, a subordinate reported later that all five crew members died of poison. The poison was not hidden in their teeth, but had been taken in advance. I searched all the rubbish and found nothing except a trap door in the bilge.

"Then search along the canal! You can have as many people as you want, how can a ton of lost coffin dive and escape by itself?" Bugatti kicked on the fake lost coffin, bursting into anger.

The canal surrounding the entire middle ring area is more than 100 kilometers long, bordering on the four slum gates of the outer ring. It is impossible to estimate where the lost coffin will land. Bugatti's arrangement is actually equivalent to searching the entire outer ring of Tokyo. A slum with a population of 2000 million, the area with the weakest security measures and surveillance.

But neither Zou Yafu nor Mu Yue Sihuai said anything, they knew very well that there was no other way.

Because of the special material of the coffin, it is impossible to install a satellite locator inside, and the external sticking will be removed at any time without implementation. Now the three giants have millions of elites, but they are burned by a flawless plan. , the only consolation is that as long as the no-flying order is not lifted, the Imperials and Micoffin will never be able to leave Crimson Orange Star, that's all.

After another half an hour, Bugatti Long, who was venting his anger on the female secretary in the office, received the latest information.

Bugatti ignored his lifeline and was still being sucked by the woman under him, pushed her away, walked to the window naked, looked at the charming night view of Tokyo and shouted impatiently, "Hurry up! "

The excited voice of the subordinate came from the other end of the phone, "Satellite monitoring data feedback, a nuclear energy response was found in the western wilderness 25 kilometers away from Toteikyo City, and it has been confirmed that it is a small cargo spaceship. There are four human life signature responses in the life detection. , it is expected that the spacecraft will take off in 1 minute.”

"What does Starfleet Command say?"

"There is no take-off permission. The last take-off record of the spacecraft was 15 years ago. The command tried to establish communication with it but failed. Admiral Mu Yue has ordered the starship to prepare to intercept."

"Report the latest situation to me at any time!" The corner of Bugatti's mouth showed a hint of complacency, wanting to run?

However, Bugatti and Mu Yue Sihuai did not expect that the cargo spaceship shook off the mud covered for many years and lifted off, quickly climbed to the vicinity of the perigee, and then completely ignored the patrol starship in front of it blocking the way in a zigzag shape, still advancing at high speed.

When the warning signal was issued, the small cargo ship ignored it and rushed straight towards the starship in the middle.

The starship alerted the attack, and two high-energy laser beams streaked across the sides of the small spaceship, in exchange for the latter accelerating at full speed.

Although the captain of the patrol starship received the order to capture it alive, the small cargo ship was as determined as a chaste martyr who had lost her husband. She didn't care about the huge monster in front of her that had completely blocked her way, and directly slammed into it.

In front of the huge starship that can accommodate [-] officers and soldiers, the old small cargo spaceship is as small as an ant at the feet of an elephant.

Confronting a narrow road, the victory of the brave is only applicable to humans, and the patrol starship naturally refused to give way. In the sound of the order to prepare for the collision of the hull, the head of the cargo spaceship began to twist and deform as soon as it touched the flank of the patrol starship, and then disintegrated. It cracked, and then exploded into a ball of orange flame.

Everything came suddenly, whether it was Muyue Sihuai who witnessed the whole process of the explosion by intercepting the first-person view signal from the starship, or Bugatti who received a call to report, everyone did not expect this result. Once again, the entire Federation was helpless.

The people are not afraid of death, how can they be afraid of death?

I can't escape, I'll give you my life!

The explosion of a spaceship in a vacuum is no more splendid than fireworks. After a few seconds, a pile of space junk that cannot be seen in its original shape appears in the sky at an altitude of 130 kilometers.

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After returning the prototype machine to the Ninth District, the fat man was walking towards the "alibi" wine at this time. Although the ban was lifted, there were still very few pedestrians on the streets of Baita District.I accidentally saw a light flashing in the night sky in the northwest, and I asked the little goblin in my heart, but I didn't get any response.

Some kind of supernova should have erupted, the fat man pursed his mouth, opened the door and walked into the wine.

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ps: In the early hours of the morning, when I was writing the title of the chapter, I suddenly remembered that anime. Brothers who don’t know it took the title of the chapter to find Du Niang. After reading it, I will understand.