Fake Mechanic

()Chapter 026 I don't read much, don't bully me

Ten seconds after entering the door, the fat man completely forgot the idea of ​​begging God to let Fan Xiaoshan get drunk. The reason is very simple, the wine is too crazy.

Unlike the small wine in the slums where you simply get yourself drunk and then have a good time, the "alibi" wine has more high-tech elements that match its Baita wine.Although the Nagrand wine sold in the old man's wine is also sold here, but the terrifying three thousand credits on the wine license immediately made the fat man's tongue stick out.

The price difference of thirty times seems to be mocking the fat man, don't come here if you don't have money!

The martial law in the whole city has just been lifted, and there are not too many people in the wine.

A beautiful waitress came over, skillfully operating a portable iris scanning settlement device, intending to recommend drinks based on the credit rating of the other party's account. At first, the long string of nines that jumped out on the screen startled her, but when she saw the one in front When she saw the cute minus sign, she was stunned on the spot.

Seeing her stiff smile, the fat man smiled shamelessly and said, "Envy, I guess you won't be able to owe so much money in your life."

"It turns out that in your opinion earn and owe are synonymous."

Fan Xiaoshan's voice appeared behind him at the right time, and he came over and ordered a bottle of red ant wine, which is a specialty of Crimson Orange Star, and finally relieved the fat man.

Before the fat man could speak, he pulled a young woman from behind and introduced, "Ai You, my girlfriend; Xiang Yu, my junior."

You bastard, you asked me to be the light bulb, the fat man was furious, he waved for the waitress to come over, ordered a large table of wine in one breath, then nodded in satisfaction and said, "I'll go warm up first, and I'll come back to fight with you later." liquor."

Fatty's so-called warm-up is to go to the central stage to shake his fat all over his body, and everyone will stare at him, but this guy enjoys it, he doesn't take the disgusting eyes of others into his eyes at all, and occasionally winks over , the women he had his eyes on were all as if seeing a plague, and soon the fat man occupied a holographic projector in the middle of the stage.

This is what Fatty meant.

Holographic projectors, there is no such high-end entertainment in the slums. The generated human body is lifelike, and the expression is lifelike. It is said that it can also interact with people, match your movements, and better meet your "needs". With every movement, she will immediately turn around and cater to you with her plump buttocks...

After the fat man snatched the projector of the blonde beauty, he became more and more excited. The holographic beauty who always came would not roll his eyes at the fat man. Even though his movements of shaking his flesh looked extremely funny, the beauty's expression was still seductive and enthusiastic, as if he was talking to her. Dancing is always the same as Michael.

"I didn't expect him to like blonde hair." Fan Xiaoshan smiled and clinked glasses with Ai You who was beside him. There was no trace of ridicule in the eyes of the fat man, but he was very focused and attentive.

"I didn't expect the egg fried rice you made to be so delicious." Ai You looked at Xiang Yu, who was enjoying himself alone not far away, and asked, "But having said that, after watching it for a long time, I think he jumped It's not ugly."

Fan Xiaoshan nodded, pointed at the fat man and said, "If you remove the body, the boy's movements are actually very coordinated. Although it looks like he is jumping wildly without any professional training, but this way you can see more about his hands, feet and even every detail of his body. The joints all fit together perfectly."

"Perfect Luan Wu?" Ai You burst out laughing, "You brought me here just to recommend your junior's Luan Wu to me?"

Fan Xiaoshan took out a cigarette and gestured in front of Ai You, seeing that she had no intention of objecting, he lit it leisurely and took a deep breath.

"This kid was tricked by a slippery old fox just like I was back then, and it was ten times worse than mine, so I sympathize with him."

Ai You thought for a while, and answered honestly, "I don't understand."

Fan Xiaoshan touched Ai You's bright cheek with a smile and said, "If I talk to you about something you know everything about, it would be strange if I didn't tell you that you fell asleep. Of course, it's only interesting if you half understand."

Ai You smiled, pushed Fan Xiaoshan's hand away, and said, "Have you always chased girls like this?"

Fan Xiaoshan laughed, leaned back on the sofa, and replied with a mysterious expression, "This is just the beginning, and the interesting things are yet to come, you will know how I chase girls later. "

After the 10-minute warm-up, the fat man returned to the three-person booth, raised his head and drank a cup of red ants, and did not sit down. He gestured to the crazy crowd behind him and asked, "Are you planning to sit here all night and start from scratch?" Just move your mouth at the end? Or be like me and be a real person."

"I thought you came to apprentice." Fan Xiaoshan threw a cigarette and came over.

"I don't seem to have said that." The fat man nodded brazenly.

"But you're still here."

"Why don't you come if you have a drink?"

"Just drinking?" Fan Xiaoshan saw through the fat man's mind and delivered a fatal blow.

"I didn't seem to say that either." Anyway, the fat man refused to admit the matter of apprenticeship.

Even Ai You, who was sitting beside her, couldn't stand it anymore, she stood up and sighed, "Can you two men be more relaxed, even I can see that you two see each other, why are you going around? Forget it, I'm going to touch up my makeup, you guys continue."

As soon as Ai You left, the fat man said, "A girl with good eyesight who knows how to take care of men."

Early in the morning, I saw that Ai You was wearing a plain face, and she had to put on woolen makeup.

"To touch up makeup is a euphemism for going to the bathroom, okay, but I agree with you very much." Fan Xiaoshan was not polite at all.

"It's only been ten minutes since you came in and sat down. The wine she drank can't even cover my fingernails. The bathroom... you bully me for not reading enough!"

After the conversation was over, the fat man stopped chattering with Fan Xiaoshan, and raised his wine glass as a signal, and the two of them began to compete for wine with each other.

After drinking three rounds, you become a confidant, and after talking a thousand cups, your heart will be drained.

A man who drinks too much has three states. One is that he treats you as a bosom friend for decades, and he will tell you all the troubles from the bottom of his heart; Willing to help you solve it; the third is to treat you as your own father, as long as you open your mouth, he will dare to draw a knife on your ear.

But Fatty and Fan Xiaoshan were different, the bottle of red ants had already bottomed out, neither of them hiccupped a single word, and they didn't even say a word during the whole process, but they looked at each other with a hint of surprise and admiration in their eyes at the end.

Ai You, who turned around, looked at the two empty wine bottles for a while before saying a word, "Don't exaggerate, you two, this is red ant wine."

Red ant wine, just like the ancient monkey wine, is sourced from anthills in the wilderness. It is a famous spirit in the Federation. There is even a saying that "a cup of red fire ants turns a soft girl into a man". There is even the nickname of "seeing red wine", which means that men who drink this kind of wine will see red standing up, and women will see red lying down, which shows the fierceness of wine.

Fan Xiaoshan waved his hand to indicate that it's okay, then turned his head and asked the fat man, "Are you interested in learning my trick now?"

Recalling in his mind the blow that sounded like a thunderbolt, the rabbit was as quiet as a virgin, the fat man used to flatten his mouth, "If it's troublesome, don't say it."

Fan Xiaoshan chuckled.

The fat man said again: "If you are willing to tell me what Lu Boyan taught you back then, I can spare some time."

Fan Xiaoshan seemed to have expected that Fatty would say such a thing, his pretty eyebrows raised again, "Really?"

The fat man nodded.

Fan Xiaoshan didn't talk too much, and didn't care about Ai You, who was standing aside, and pointed to the frolicking crowd in the wine, "Seventy percent of the guests in this wine room are federal officers and soldiers on vacation, and most of them are watching the night shift." The waitress is here, you have ten seconds to pick the most popular among the 15 people, and then buy two bottles of red ant wine from her, if you can do it, I will consider teaching you."

Before the fat man could speak, Fan Xiaoshan added, "If you can't do it, the red ants just now counted as my invitation to you, and you can go back by yourself."

Fan Xiaoshan's sudden attitude made Ai You couldn't help but secretly tugged at his clothes. The fat man stared at Fan Xiaoshan's handsome face for a long time, making sure he was not joking, and then snorted coldly, "Just So simple?"

Fan Xiaoshan shrugged and glanced at the watch on his wrist, "You have seven seconds left."

The fat man turned and left.

Ai You didn't understand, and asked Fan Xiaoshan in a low voice, "Since he is your junior, why do you make things difficult for him? It's not because he doesn't know that he has no money, so just teach him what you want to teach him."

Fan Xiaoshan smiled softly, brushed a strand of soft hair from Ai You's temples behind his ears, raised his eyebrows and said, "I'm already teaching him, do you think I'm letting him learn how to pick up girls in wine? He already has The most expensive toy for the men of the Commonwealth, it seems that only Lu Boyan is qualified to let this toy play its original power, at least he has a good vision."

Not knowing that the most expensive toy refers to the prototype mech worth hundreds of millions, Ai You, who half understood, glanced worriedly at the fat man passing through the crowd, "But he still looks like a half-grown child. "

Fan Xiaoshan was defeated by Ai You's sudden onset of motherhood, and laughed loudly, "According to the ancient earth's 24-hour day, he is now in his 20s, enough to be a father, half a child?"

"What if he..."

"Don't worry, this guy's eyes are very poisonous. I knew it when he snatched the holographic dancing girl just now. I'm just curious how he will come up with a way to get close to Xiao Mi."

"Xiao Mi? It seems that you are very familiar." Ai You's words were a little sour.

Following Fan Xiaoshan's line of sight, Ai You saw a young girl who was serving wine by the stage.

The staff uniform of the alibi wine is a general-purpose vest and shorts, showing everything that can be exposed, but there is a gauze scarf of various colors woven with crimson orange silk at the waist, which is shimmering under the light. Flying with the wind, adding a three-point temptation.

All the waitresses are beautiful, with beautiful smiles, except Xiao Mi who is serious about her smile.

"Why doesn't she seem very happy?" Ai You asked puzzled.

Fan Xiaoshan kept his eyes on Fatty's left and right, and seeing that he was looking around for a while, he walked towards Xiao Mi without hesitation, and said with a big smile, "Only a real wolf can see the essence through the outside, this kid is not bad!"

Ai You said with a smile, "You are boasting about yourself."

Fan Xiaoshan replied seriously, "Actually, I'm praising you, don't you think?"

"Maybe you men see women differently from us women." Ai You, who has always disliked makeup and always had a plain face, understood Fan Xiaoshan's words, and shook her head with a smile.

"Everyone knows that the salary of a waitress is linked to the sales of alcoholic beverages, but the more popular you are, the more you have to invite guests to have a drink. If you smile more happily than anyone else, but you can't drink enough, then the consequences are natural. I know." Fan Xiaoshan patiently explained.

Ai You seemed to have gotten the hang of it, and continued, "The key is that every man has a cheap bone in his body. The harder it is to get the fruit, the more sought-after it is. That little girl is also very smart."

Fan Xiaoshan raised his eyebrows, saying that children can be taught, Ai You grimaced.

"But he should know right away how powerful Xiao Mi is, or she's different." Fan Xiaoshan smiled.

"Why is it different?" Hearing what Fan Xiaoshan said, Ai You became even more curious.

"I've been here many times, and I've never seen Xiao Mi drinking with strangers. It seems that she only sells face to familiar friends."

Ai You suddenly realized after thinking about it, sighed and said, "Little girls nowadays are really scheming."

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ps: Who would have thought that I don't read enough and you don't bully me? Bruce Lee said that, bullying him, didn't you just come here with a shout~~?

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