Fake Mechanic

() The smarter a woman is, the more cunning a man is. The game between men and women is like sieging a city and conquering land. It requires sitting to fight wits, standing to fight bravely, and finally lying down to fight physical strength.

Fatty is very cunning, he knows that Fan Xiaoshan will never find a soft persimmon for him, and all kinds of accosting words go around in his heart, but he completely negates it. He instinctively feels that this waitress is not simple, and that pretty face Her icy coldness was not pretended, but rather the arrogance that really wanted to keep people away thousands of miles away.

Glancing back at Fan Xiaoshan, the guy was looking at him with a smile in his eyes, like a chess player who had defeated him, with an expression of admitting defeat.

Don't be in a hurry, knowing yourself and the enemy is the only way to win every battle. The fat man sat down by the stage, watching his nose, nose, mouth, and heart.

The biggest game always goes to the most patient hunter, and the opportunity presents itself in no time.

"Xiao Mi, it just so happens that you're here, help me out, I'll come as soon as I go."

The bartender at the desk saw that there were no customers around, and the fat man who was the only one sitting was distracted, so he raised his hand at the waitress and acted anxious.

The holographic dancer in the wine center changed into even hotter costumes, and the five surrounding holographic projections were also turned on one by one. It was the first crazy moment after nightfall, and everyone's passion and attention were attracted, but the fat man Always looking dumb, this strong contrast finally managed to attract Xiao Mi's attention.

"any drinks?"

Xiao Mi approached and asked politely.

The fat man was secretly happy, but his face was as if he had just woken up from a big dream. He shook his head with a wry smile, and then glanced at Fan Xiaoshan's direction intentionally or unintentionally.

"Your friend?" Xiao Mi couldn't help asking.

Hooked!

The fat man counted down for three seconds in his heart, "Boyfriend, ex..."

This answer is obviously not in Xiao Mi's flirting database. Although there are public gay drinks in Tokyo, the "alibi" drink is obviously not.

"Oh, you are..." Xiao Mi's face was a little unnatural.

"Can't you be gay if you're fat?" The fat man blushed instantly with the anger that had been brewing for a long time. Seeing Xiao Mi startled, he softened just right, and said awkwardly, "I'm sorry."

A glass of beer is pushed over.

Xiao Mi pursed her lips, "While my friend isn't here, [-]% off."

The little girl is very refreshing and has fun!The fat man smiled wryly again and shook his head, but he didn't resist the iris scan.

"Unfortunately, I can't even afford a glass of beer..."

The number -79999999 showed its power again, Xiao Mi was really shocked!

Most people would hide their credit points and only show whether they meet the payment conditions. Fatty, who has always had no money, never thought that he would rather reveal his points than reveal his wealth. This row of numbers immediately achieved the effect that the fatty expected.

"My boyfriend suddenly changed his mind and wanted to be a straight man, and even brought his girlfriend to a showdown with me. Living like this, it seems that death is worse than death."

A sigh, as if really exhaled the last grievance in life.

At this moment, Xiao Mi's vigilance was finally greatly reduced. People always used all kinds of strange excuses to get close to her. The chubby guy in front of him didn't look like much. After all, the price to achieve this effect was too high. .

The most important thing is that the iris clearing device uses the real-time data of the Federal Central Bank, so it is impossible to make mistakes. Because of this, all the doubts in Xiao Mi's heart turned into curiosity. If I owe so much money, I am afraid that I will I can't figure it out in ten lifetimes. Looking at his clothes, he seems to be a student of a military academy. How can he owe tens of millions of credit points? Could it be...

The finger of fate finally turned to Fan Xiaoshan.

Xiao Mi glanced at Fan Xiaoshan from afar, who looked more and more handsome under the lights of the wine, and the charm exuded by his gestures immediately made the invisible label of a wealthy son stand out even more.

"I'll treat you to this drink." Xiao Mi simply entered her employee password, and pushed the free beer in front of the fat man, "Not interested in telling your story?"

"Forget it, at least I don't want to talk about it now." The fat man shook his head resolutely, as if the past was too bad to mention.

"If you can't get him drunk, at least you can get yourself drunk." He drank the beer in one gulp, and he was so depressed that he didn't even care about the liquid leaking from the corner of his mouth. He looked lonely, but the fat man was laughing in his heart. Best Actor Award.

If we don't take advantage of the heat at this time, when will we hit the iron again?

The fat man put down his beer glass, raised his head and said sincerely, "Red ants are more suitable for me, can you order two more bottles for me?" <Brilliant like a flower.

"I don't think he would mind if you came for a drink later."

Before Xiao Mi could answer, the fat man turned around and left. <Having been on Fengjie for a long time, without a teacher, he has learned the ability to observe people's hearts with one hand, and he knows the truth of leaving three points in speech and life. Using these on women, he adds a bit of sour and sad literature and art Cavity, but also decent.

Back at the booth, Fan Xiaoshan asked with a smile, "How is it? Is the army defeated like a mountain?"

Before the fat man could answer, Ai You pulled Fan Xiaoshan's clothes.Turning around, Xiao Mi had already said something to the returning bartender, and was walking towards this side with two bottles of red ants.

After pouring the wine, the fat man naturally brought a small glass to Xiao Mi, "Thank you."

Xiao Mi took the wine glass, gestured to Ai You, and asked seemingly casually, "Are you his girlfriend?"

Ai You didn't know, she went in, glanced at Fan Xiaoshan, and nodded shyly.

After verifying the truth of Fatty's words once again, Xiao Mi seemed to have a trace of injustice on her face, and turned to Fan Xiaoshan, "Then what is he?"

Fan Xiaoshan was also a little confused, and it took him a long time to realize that Xiao Mi was referring to the fat man this time.

"You mean my junior?"

The three of them had a weird question and answer. The fat man buried his head in his drink and laughed secretly. This little girl seemed quite loyal, and she was actually arguing for herself as a "gay".

Smearing yellow mud into the crotch of a handsome man is more relaxing and enjoyable than other people, this time Fan Xiaoshan can't do shit if he wants to.

Xiao Mi's angry expression became more obvious, "Don't you think this hurt him?"

Fan Xiaoshan was completely confused, "Who?"

Xiao Mi picked up the wine glass and drank it dry in one gulp, "Since I asked him to come here, the two of you should talk clearly..."

The fat man interrupted Xiao Mi just right, although he didn't want Xiao Nizi to leak her words, but it made him look like a sad little subject, "Forget it, I don't mind being a light bulb."

Xiao Mi gritted her teeth, took the money for the red ant wine and turned around to leave. Before leaving, she didn't forget to pat the fat man on the shoulder, then leaned down and whispered something in his ear.

Although the words were soft and the noise in the wine was loud, both Fan Xiaoshan and Ai You could hear them clearly, and their eyes almost didn't fall to the ground.

"I'll get off work later, and I'll treat you to supper then."

Xiao Mi walked away, looking at the two wooden chickens in front of him that hadn't reacted yet, the fat man shrugged his shoulders, and said proudly, "Are you satisfied now?"

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Fatty doesn't know if Fan Xiaoshan is satisfied or not, but there is still a person in the wine who is very dissatisfied. Although he doesn't say a word, the eyes cast on Fatty through the railing on the second floor have far surpassed the level of dissatisfaction. Cut off all the fat on the fat man's body.

From the perspective of a young man, Xiao Mi's last gesture was very ambiguous, as if she was kissing a fat man on the cheek.

Whether it's passionate love or unrequited love, a man immersed in this kind of mood can only see what he wants to see, so the young man took it for granted that Xiao Mi kissed the fat man.

The flames of jealousy in his heart became more and more uncontrollable with this thought, and he drank the wine in the glass resentfully, and he slammed the glass on the low table heavily, making a crisp sound.

Long Ze couldn't understand how a fat man with dangling fat could be so close to Xiao Mi. He knew the meaning of serving a glass of wine to guests. If that fat man wasn't Xiao Mi's good friend, there was only one other possibility. A possibility that Long Ze is unwilling to admit.

A student at the Zurich Military Academy?Long Ze, who was dressed in casual clothes, easily recognized the navy blue uniform. He also owned this suit before, but now the navy blue color, which was as deep as thick black under the wine light, suddenly engulfed him like night. The light of reason in my heart was completely covered up.

Long Ze came here for a drink with his friends half a year ago. After seeing Xiao Mi, he thought about it day and night. As a transparent person, the stubbornness of a playboy comes up, stalking, stalking, making flowers, clothes and even diamond rings are all sacrificed, the more you can't get it, the more you want it.

Xiao Mi always ignores her.

This is also one of the reasons why the fat man passed the test smoothly. As soon as Long Ze entered the wine, Xiao Mi saw that more than half of the expression of refusal was because of Long Ze. Appearing at the moment of chaotic dancing on the stage, Xiao Mi didn't notice someone's unrestrained eyes.

Having been ignored all the time, Long Ze was already furious. Seeing Xiao Mi and Fatty again, he naturally attributed everything to Fatty. After drinking the last glass of wine, he left the wine sullenly.

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The fat man didn't know that he had become a thorn in Long Ze's side, but Fan Xiaoshan's next actions made him speechless, and made him understand that as long as people are shameless, there is no distinction between fat, thin, beautiful and ugly.

Fan Xiaoshan actually pulled Ai You away like burning his butt, saying that since you will have supper later, I should go home and cook rice.

Are you a drunken rogue and courageous, want to rush to pass on the family line?Bullying me for reading less and not understanding the meaning of fried rice?

The fat man's eyes were full of contempt, but before he could speak, Fan Xiaoshan had already rubbed the soles of his feet with oil and was shining quickly, dragging the somewhat inexplicable Ai You away in such an inexplicable way.

The fat man stared at a large table of unopened wine in a daze, his fists clenched loudly.

Got tricked by this guy!

The facts were before his eyes, and he couldn't admit it or not. Fatty suddenly felt that compared with the shameless Mr. Fan, he who always boasted that his face was strong enough was simply a pure and kind young lady.

Just when the fat man sighed that the world is not old, Xiao Mi has changed her clothes, her short hair is bound by a certain baseball cap, and she appears in front of him like a tomboy, "Huh? They still left you? Now you always Can you tell me your story?"

Well, the wine is not dry, the person is not drunk, Lu Boyan's unique secret book has not even been seen, and I have a curious baby to take care of, and I have to continue to play the sad reminder of a broken love, Fatty is really desperate have it all.

There is still an ominous premonition lingering in the bottom of my heart. The little goblin who always joins in the excitement has not responded for so long. Is something wrong?

The fat man pointed at the table, "Such a large table of wine is left untouched?"

Xiao Mi grinned and took out a VIP card from her hand, "It's okay, the wine storage card is ready for you, don't worry, the noisy talking here will have to shout at the top of your throat, let's go for supper. I'm hungry."

The last three words were full of coquettish meaning, Fatty suddenly understood in his heart, this little girl really sees herself as a sister, the young master's body of several hundred catties is so useless in your eyes?

Letting Xiao Mi ask someone to put the wine into the card, the fat man was dragged out of the wine.

The night breeze is blowing, and under the artificial moonlight of Feiwei Er, which is as bright as snow, the cracks of every bluestone in the antique stone street of Wine Street can be clearly seen, criss-crossing like a chessboard.

The fat man asked, "What are you going to eat?"

As soon as Xiao Mi got out of the wine, he immediately took off the indifferent mask of not getting close to strangers, smiled like a child, grimaced and replied, "Smelly and smelly things, have you ever eaten?"

The fat man was very puzzled, this description immediately whetted his appetite.Apart from beautiful women, delicious food is the biggest temptation for him. For some reason, an idea suddenly popped into his mind.

"Smells and smells? You mean you haven't showered for a month?"

Xiao Mi was stunned for a moment, then put on a disgusted expression, stuck out her tongue and said, "Thank you for coming up with such a metaphor, no matter who doesn't take a bath for a month, they can go out of the three streets against the wind, and still smell good? Smell yours head."

The fat man stretched out his index finger and shook it again and again, and replied seriously, "nonono, if it's a beauty like you, the body fragrance will still be there."

Xiao Mi laughed loudly until tears were about to flow down, then pressed her chest, panting and said, "OK, OK, body fragrance is still there, I'm afraid of you."

Not to mention, the tomboy-like Xiao Mi pressed her breasts and gasped for air, and the fat man glanced at her undulating breasts under the loose pullover, and secretly clicked his tongue. Fan Xiaoshan said that she was the most popular, and it was not unreasonable.

The nonsensical flattery brought the two of them closer, and also strengthened Xiao Mi's identification with Fatty's sister.

The night market square is not far from the wine street, there are not many people in the square, and some stores are still closed because of the city police, but there are still many delicious and fun young people gathered in the square, drinking beer , eating supper, from time to time cast their eyes on the spherical three-dimensional light curtain in the middle of the square.

Xiao Mi dragged the fat man to sit down in front of a small shop in the corner, and a stench came to his nostrils, and the fat man almost stumbled.

"What the hell?" Fatty would have wanted to do it if he didn't think the movement of pinching his nose was too girly.

Xiao Mi carelessly patted the fat man's shoulder, "You will feel the fragrance later."

She raised her hand to say hello, and the owner of the small shop came out lazily. He was an old man in his fifties, with a clean rag on his shoulders, and his head was slightly bald.I don't know why, when the fat man saw the combination of the old man and the rag, he felt sour for no reason.

The old man walked out unsteadily, and when he saw Xiao Mi, he showed a wry smile, pointed to the two empty tables next to him and said, "Xiao Mi, my old man's small business, I wanted to be free and comfortable, but Being patronized by you on a regular basis every day makes it feel like going to work."

Xiao Mi giggled, pointed at the fat man and said, "I didn't come alone today, can't you say that business is deserted?"

The old man shook his head, turned around and walked into the shop to get busy.

The frying sound of zi la zi la sounded, and the stench was even stronger, but at this time the fat man's mind was on another matter.

The picture played on the spherical screen in the central yang of the night market square attracted his attention, and the line of enlarged titles on the top of the screen was even more eye-catching.

"The Imperials die!"

The vulgar words caused cheers from the young people around. The host of Federation Channel 23, who is known for gossip and anecdotes, was broadcasting the latest news of the recent imperial spy incident with the screen, with an excited expression and excited eyes.

As an eyewitness, Fatty was sure that the old man, who was full of tricks, had escaped safely, but when he saw the video that was played with the acquiescence of the Federal Press Control Agency, his heart sank to the bottom of the cold lake, almost out of breath.

A video of more than ten seconds is being replayed repeatedly in the upper right corner in the form of picture-in-picture. It is the scene of a small cargo spaceship exploding into a ball of orange flames, and there is a short section of Night Owl mecha escorting m54 Windtalker in the middle. The picture drew cheers and applause from countless onlookers.

"The whereabouts of the imperial spies were exposed, and their plot to sabotage failed completely. The spaceship on which the four imperial spies were traveling was destroyed by the federal starship on the way to escape. The enemies of the federation once again ended up dead without a place to die!"

The male host's passionate words were like a heavy hammer hitting Fatty's heart, and only one thought kept flashing through his mind: How is it possible... How is it possible?

The old man is dead!

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ps: It's another five thousand chapters, come back after all the money is gone, and the manuscripts will be swollen immediately?In the future, Blooming can only work hard and strive to continue to "satisfy" you.