Fake Mechanic

() Hearing that sentence, Fatty's first reaction was that the little goblin is back!

Although the tone became a bit strange, it was indeed the voice of the little goblin.

The fat man thought to himself that he was not a kind person. He had almost never done charitable deeds in times of need, and it was already very good if he didn’t fall into trouble. Now that he was in a difficult situation, he was once again helped by noble people. Even he himself felt that God really thinks highly of him.

While secretly delighted, the fat man watched Longze approaching step by step, but he did not hesitate to let go of his mind and energy. Although he didn't know what the little goblin would do, since he had no confidence, let someone who had confidence do it.

In the blink of an eye, Long Ze was within three feet of the fat man, before the long-prepared attack was launched, the fat man moved first!

The huge and bloated body swept away the previous sluggishness, as if he knew that the opponent was about to swing a right uppercut. With a cat waist, it just happened to slip under Long Ze's flank.

I have never seen my body so sensitive before, the fat man was startled, and then something even more terrifying happened!

Long Ze flew out!

It flew out like a broken sandbag!

He bumped into the toilet door and changed direction, and the castration continued, and he rolled to the open space outside.

Long Ze, who still didn't understand what happened, wanted to get up, and then the sharp pain from his waist and ribs broke out, and then a numbness quickly spread to his lower body, and immediately he couldn't feel the existence of his two legs.

As soon as he pressed his right flank with his still moving hand, he knew that three of his ribs had been broken!

Until then, a mouthful of blood spewed out from Long Ze's mouth and nose like an arrow, mixed with disbelief and incomparable panic.

A young woman who had just come out of the women's bathroom opened her eyes wide when she saw this scene, and only after a while did she let out a shrill scream!

What happened?The thought of the parties is the same as that of the witnesses.

Long Ze's mind went blank, the only thing he could be sure of was that he fell from the peak of victory to the abyss of fiasco in the blink of an eye, and there was no way he could recover.

Fatty's mood at this time was somewhat similar to Long Ze's, he couldn't believe it, and he also felt sleepy ten times worse than after the five senses accelerated in the cockpit of the prototype for the first time.

Just a moment ago, my body seemed not to belong to me, and I punched three times in a row, and each punch hit exactly the same position. Although it didn't look heavy, it was faster than lightning.

The most exaggerated thing is that he only felt as if all the strength and spirit of his whole body poured out from the front of the boxing along with the three combo blows, and there was nothing left.

At this time, the strength in his body to stand was almost unsustainable, his feet trembled wildly, like a first-time brother who had no restraint, gave up his life to accompany his wife on the wedding night, and scored nine consecutive goals.

The voice of the goblin in my heart came again.

"What a fragile human being!"

His tone was cold and full of disdain.

The fat man looked like he had just had a chrysanthemum cosmetic surgery, he leaned on the wall and walked slowly to the door of the toilet. Seeing Long Ze who was trying to get up three meters away but was still in vain, he smiled wryly and replied to the little goblin in his heart.

"You are ruthless, I'm afraid you have already broken a few of his ribs."

The little goblin's voice sounded again, "You think I'm talking about him? Hmph, I'm talking about you!"

"Ah?" The fat man didn't realize it, when did the little goblin start to take the route of a pretty girl with a poisonous tongue?

The little goblin said in a tone that was too lazy to explain to you, "Go, get out of here quickly!"

The fat man secretly complained, I thought too, you are like an upstart gambler, you stud me out with all your strength, it would be good if I can fucking walk now... Although I don’t know the little one in the chip behind my neck How does the goblin drain all of her potential in an instant, run away and kill the opponent in seconds, but seeing that someone in the night market has heard the exclamation just now and is rushing here, the fat man who didn't know the origin of Longze had no choice but to turn his head and pretend to be a passerby A, get out of this place as soon as possible.

A person grabbed the fat man and asked what happened. The fat man looked innocent, "I was in the tuba, and suddenly I heard a sound, and the man fell out of nowhere. Fortunately, he didn't fall into the toilet, otherwise it would be even more ugly." Now, you know, after squatting for a long time, my legs are numb, and that’s what happens sometimes.” <Habits of Wind Street.

Long Ze, who had heard everything in his ears, had red eyes, but he was powerless and unable to explain himself, he just stared at the fat man, wishing to kill him with his eyes.However, the fat man never glanced at Long Ze who was still unable to move on the ground, as if the other party was a pile of poop he had just defecated, and there was no value for viewing at all.

There are gendarmes patrolling routinely around the clock in Baita District, even the night market is no exception. Seeing more and more people gathering in front of the toilet, a small team of gendarmes immediately came to inquire.

The captain at the head happened to recognize Long Ze, knew that he was the son of the chief of the army, and noticed Long Ze's military rank when they met last time. Seeing him in such a mess, he immediately looked around and asked what happened. The fat man repeated what he said just now, how could the captain believe it, seeing Long Ze's expression of wanting to kill someone, clutching his waist and refusing to speak, he immediately understood a little.

He is a smart man who is well versed in this way, so he doesn't reveal Long Ze's identity, as if he doesn't recognize him, he follows Long Ze's eyes, then waved his hand, signaling to go down and detain the fat man first. Let's talk next.

Seeing that the squad leader was so knowledgeable, Long Ze calmed down a little bit of the resentment in his heart. He shook his hands and broke free from the two military policemen who were supporting him up. After trying to stand still, he took a deep breath and asked slowly, "You What is your name?"

The captain was ordering the crowd to disperse, when he heard Long Ze's question, he subconsciously wanted to salute. After all, Long Ze was already a lieutenant, and his little sergeant chief was not many levels shorter than him, but then he thought of The other party was dressed in casual clothes. After a pause, he gave up and still replied respectfully, "Young Master Long, my name is Teng Luodong. Hehe, everyone calls me his mother."

Teng Luodong wasn't vulgar at first, but the identity of this person in front of him was extraordinary. Even though the blood from his mouth and nose hadn't been wiped off, he still had the coercion of a superior person after getting up, so he simply put the stupid big-headed soldier The role played to the end, and brought out the words that the brothers made fun of using the initials of their names.

What Teng Luodong didn't understand was, how could such an outstanding nobleman like Long Ze end up in such a mess? It is said that his father took all the most beautiful female soldiers in the army as secretaries, even if his son wanted to be jealous and snatch her Women should also go to the most luxurious Galaxy Sail Hotel in Baita District, but they were beaten in the public toilet in the night market.

It seems that only the young master of Mu Yue's family is qualified to beat the son of the army chief, but the back of the fat man who is staggering away in the distance looks like a ball. ...

Teng Luodong thought to himself, but before the gendarme who was chasing the fat man could catch up, he saw a hover car that is common in the Baita District roaring towards him, and it just stopped between the two of them impartially, dragging the fat man's figure into the distance. Block it completely.

The gull-wing door flicked open, and one hand dragged the fat man into the car. The door closed, and the engine roared. In just a few seconds, the hover car left the gendarme who was stupid and didn't know what happened, and disappeared. .

Longze and Teng Luodong didn't know this would happen either, one was stunned and the other was gnashing their teeth, and a passer-by who watched the excitement next to him said a lukewarm sentence: "Nie Ma, there is a special car to pick you up when you go to the toilet, this fat man who?"

Everyone was thinking about this, but the person concerned fell headlong into the suspension car, facing the smiling faces of Fan Xiaoshan and Ai You, he smiled helplessly, "Are you two comfortable watching the excitement?"

Ai You, who was driving, spoke first, "It's none of my business, I'm just a temporary substitute driver."

The little girl said so, but her face was full of excitement that couldn't be concealed. The movement of the hover car dodging the crowds through the night market was extremely skillful, and she kept saying "Get out of the way and don't get in the way of Miss Ben". The appearance of a senior white-collar worker.

The fat man posed in a comfortable position in the backseat, relaxed his almost exhausted body, and moaned extremely indecently: "This bone is about to fall apart. Is it because I haven't fought for a long time?"

Fan Xiaoshan turned around with a strange smile on his face, "Do you know who the person you beat up just now is?"

The fat man replied indifferently, "I don't care about him. You just watched me jump into the pit and hide to watch the show by yourself. I didn't ask you to settle the score. You still want to ask me for my crime? Did you know that as long as you walk with Xiao Mi Will the toilet be blocked soon?"

Fan Xiaoshan laughed, "There are three kinds of people in this world, one is the person who digs the pit, the other is the person who jumps into the pit, and the other is the person like me who decides whether to hold out after watching others jump into the pit. .”

The fat man said contemptuously, "You seem to be merciful, but it's actually the most shameful!"

"At least I'm not alone. If the gendarmerie patrol detains you just now, with Bugatti's personality of protecting the calf, you will peel off your skin if you don't die."

The fat man asked, "I heard that the three giants are fighting openly and secretly. I'm surprised that you didn't choose the most powerful army faction."

Fan Xiaoshan smiled irrefutably, and easily jumped over the fat man's language trap.Although he saved the fat man, it was obvious that the other party didn't appreciate it, but this was also expected by Fan Xiaoshan. According to Zou Yafu's explanation before, what he wanted to test was not only his comprehensive abilities, but more importantly, his ability to treat the fat man. Loyalty gives a fair evaluation.

If the test pilot of the prototype has an unclear relationship with the empire, then Zou Yafu will not be ashamed and hated, and the entire Federation will regard it as a great shame.

Before the conversation ended, Fan Xiaoshan once said that since he didn’t believe him, don’t let him run the prototype machine, and it would be over. Zou Yafu yelled on the phone: You know what a fart, as long as he is not a spy of the empire, it is you Future Junior Brother, believe it or not, his future achievements will definitely be higher than yours?

Fan Xiaoshan can't believe it or not, his teacher is notoriously difficult, as can be seen from the personalities of the two junior sisters, but if it wasn't for the teacher asking Mu Yue Sihuai to commit Article 44 The past things will not be so easy to pass, and now he can return to the army, it must be the credit behind Zou Yafu.

Thinking of Fan Xiaoshan's helplessness, the "kind-hearted" teacher never seemed to ask himself if he wanted to. If he knew that he didn't want to stay in the army, he was afraid that saliva would come out of the phone.

In this federation, don't owe Zou Yafu anything you owe anyone, especially favors.

Fatty's words interrupted Fan Xiaoshan's distraction at the right time, "You just left Xiao Mi like this?"

Fan Xiaoshan said, "This way the little girl will think about when she will see you next time, how nice it is."

Ai You interjected, with a bit of a sour taste, "It turns out that this is Mr. Fan's way of picking up girls. I'm really not afraid of spoiling children."

Fan Xiaoshan smiled and said nothing, the fat man was a little unconvinced, kid?Sister, don't you know that a small word is the most taboo for men?

Ai You seemed to want to spread her temper on this suspension car, and the overtaking action from left to right was even more thrilling. A meat ball was rolling around in the back seat, making her miserable.

Fan Xiaoshan said with a smile, even though I stole the car, you don't have to be so eager to attract the attention of the police. Ai You ignored him, and the speed of the car soared again in an instant.

This time the fat man was almost stuck between the two front seats, he couldn't stand the two people burning himself to death at the city gate, so he had to beg for mercy.

Ai You turned her head to see his embarrassment, and finally smiled.

The car that returned to normal state slowly drove to the side of Zurich College. Mr. Fan motioned to Ai You, who was still a little bit unfulfilled, to stop the car, took out an apple from one pocket and threw it to the fat man, signaling the fat man to go back to the college by himself.

The fat man was used to Fan Xiaoshan's gods and ghosts, he thanked Ai You vaguely with an apple in his mouth, got out of the car and walked towards the gate of the academy which was still under martial law.

Fan Xiaoshan poked his head out of the car and called out.

"Hey, can you fish?"

The fat man was stunned for a moment, Fan Xiaoshan's question was a bit out of the ordinary, and he couldn't catch it for a while.

Seeing this, Fan Xiaoshan smiled and said, "If you have time, you might as well learn."

After restarting the car, Ai You asked, "Is the fishing you mentioned the one I thought of?"

Fan Xiaoshan spread his hands innocently, "Why do you think I'm the kind of person who must beat around the bush and hide his head and tail?"

Ai You glared at him, "It wasn't originally, but it is now. How many holes did you dig for him to jump tonight?"

Fan Xiaoshan was amused, "Haven't you seen it yet? Don't look at that fat man's silly and cute face, but he is actually a ghost in his heart. He doesn't want to jump into a pit, and no one can push him down."

Seeing that Ai You kept a straight face and did not speak, Fan Xiaoshan suppressed his smile and added four words seriously, "I'm serious."

There was still silence in the carriage, Fan Xiaoshan couldn't help but raised his hands in surrender, "Well, you won, this brat is really attractive to women, even you protect him, what do you think I should do?"

Ai You just grinned and said, "Don't think I didn't see you stealing two fruits after drinking, why didn't you give the pears to Xiang Yu?"

Fan Xiaoshan took out a pear from his pocket and tossed it in his hand a few times, biting down and splashing the juice, "Whenever you want to leave me, just give me a pear, and I'll understand."

Seeing that Ai You seemed to understand, Fan Xiaoshan said again, "Actually, you had a good time tonight, didn't you? So I won't be able to receive pears in a short time, yes."

A little embarrassed, Ai You punched her fists, and the levitating car, which was driving crookedly, gradually moved away.

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Fatty, who didn't know what Li Zi and Apple were trying to do, passed through the school gate control smoothly. The guards on guard just went into the guard room and made a phone call, and let them go when they came out.

Thinking that this must be the boss’s confession again, the fat man looked up at the security camera that was staring at him, wondering if the boss was staring at him on the other end of the screen, he raised the apple in his hand, and did A flattering smile that could be faked to death at first glance, and then walked quickly towards the dormitory.

Zou Yafu, who was still pacing back and forth in the dean's office, saw this scene from the monitor. The apple that had been bitten twice was very eye-catching. The old man smiled bitterly and muttered to himself, "Apple (apple), that is A-level Yes. After such a long time, you brat still refuses to forgive me? You don’t even come in to see me at the door, and you don’t even want to call me. Rather, you’d rather tell me the result with this little trick you used to love. ? I am also your master after all.”

While talking, Zou Yafu sat in front of his private terminal, and entered a line of words on a top-secret email that had been vacant for nearly a night: "After the evaluation, the comprehensive ability and loyalty of the freshman with the student number 952710xs are both A-level."

After signing his name, the email was sent out.

In the temple, Zhao Shewo, who had been nervous all the time, breathed a sigh of relief, and signaled his subordinates to cancel the 1094 Act order that had been pending delivery.

But when he turned his head to look at the prototype machine that returned to the debugging position, he frowned again and asked everyone, "Is it still impossible to refill the cao operating system?"

Xue Tongyuan turned around and replied with a bitter face, "Director Zhao, this is the third time. The replacement pilots can't synchronize with the prototype, and they can't even start it."

"Try another person!" Zhao Shewo ordered without hesitation.

Xue Tongyuan glanced at the elite pilots selected from the remaining five armies, and nodded helplessly.

Both of them focused their attention on the prototype that seemed to be locked, but they didn't notice that on the huge central yang screen showing tens of billions of calculations per second of the central yang brain, those things fell like a torrential rain, In the string that no one can understand at all, there is another horrible event that no one can dream of.

If one of the first-level sequence events mixed in it is picked out at this moment, and then a certain segment of binary characters is translated using voiceprint encoding, it will definitely make the fat man feel familiar.

That was the unique sound of goblins.

"You're actually alive!"

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ps: Long Zenora, is my complaint point too high?Or are you too kind?No one in the book review area smiled without saying a word and nodded to understand, what a shame