Fake Mechanic

() When the fat man was walking towards the dormitory, he kept asking the little goblin about the video in the news, and he murmured in his heart that it must not be true, but the little goblin ignored him at all, as if he had disappeared again silent.If it hadn't been for the fat man's persistent asking if No.30 was there three times, which annoyed her a bit, and said yes, the fat man really thought that the little girl had left without saying goodbye.

"Hey, I said don't turn your head around, it's like you don't know me anymore, okay?"

Fatty now understands that even if it is a mechanical civilization, as long as it is a woman, turning your face will be like turning a book, as fast as a bolt of lightning, and you will always be able to catch jingle bells with lightning speed.

As if being annoyed enough by the fat man, the little goblin said in her mind, "I'm not your little goblin, I have a name, my name is Wei."

"Hello?" Fatty was delighted. As long as you are willing to speak, I am afraid that the young master's three-inch tongue may not be able to handle you. "I'm sorry, I called you wrong just now. I shouldn't call you."

The little goblin snorted, unmoved by the fat man's flamboyance, and remained as indifferent as a piece of ice.

"Hey, since you are not the little goblin I know, how can you talk to me?"

The voice in my head was silent for a long time, as if she was about to make a big decision, she finally said, "Didn't she tell you that she is a trinity? She and I are twin personalities."

Since nainai explained it clearly, he said that half of his words are not afraid of death, the fat man slandered, and after thinking for a long time, he finally understood, and asked, "Are you that 0.3%?"

"Yeah." Anyway, Wei said as little as he could, as if one more word would be tiring.

Twin personality?Fatty thought of the scene where she manipulated his body to solve the man blocking the toilet in an instant, he felt a little hot, and asked with a playful smile, "Since you have played with my dick, you should have the responsibility to explain things to me clearly, for example, Xiao Yao Where did jing go, why did you appear, what is the trick you use to control my body?"

"My name is Wei, and the one you called the goblin before was Yun. The moment you said the keyword, a total of 12 personality fragments were automatically generated; Yun swallowed most of them, and the rest became me."

"Key words?" The fat man was a little confused.

"What a stupid human being," Wei sighed, "You said something in the consciousness space, have you forgotten? The coffin is set that only the 'key' can unlock the sealed treasure, and the heir must say the fixed Only the "spoon words" can activate the core spiritual body and integrate with it, I don't know if you knew it a long time ago, or if you are just lucky, anyway, you are right."

"No! Tell me which words, I don't have any memory." The fat man scratched his head.

"Real name, fuck, driver, subconscious mind, old man... If you say all these five words in a fixed order within ten seconds, it is considered correct."

The fat man was about to break out in a cold sweat. These five words were a passage he had questioned the little goblin before. Immediately, the countless starlights in the consciousness space gathered into the little goblin's unparalleled body. Could it be that those starlights were 12 Six hundred personality fragments?

These five words alone are not uncommon. They have no connection with each other at all, but I said them all in one sentence. This kind of horror is no less than walking through a single-plank bridge surrounded by clouds and fog. It was later discovered that there was an endless abyss under the bridge.

Young master, my shit luck is really not covered!

The fat man coughed twice, and asked, "What's in the coffin?"

Sure enough, Wei didn't disappoint Fatty, and gave the answer very simply, "I don't know!"

The fat man asked again, "The little goblin, no, you always know where Yun is now?"

"As a sub-personality, I am limited to the highest authority of the chip. I cannot actively contact the central yang brain, nor can I obtain the information of the federal backbone network. If I am not wrong, the cloud should be interfering with the Federal Bureau of Intellectual Research to release the prototype. machine system permissions."

There was a hint of uncertainty in Wei's words. The fat man noticed this, but he didn't take it too seriously. In his heart, the little goblin was an existence against the sky. Although he didn't respond for so long, it shouldn't cause any serious problems. The question is right.

As for the son who just sent flying the army chief's family, the fat man didn't take it to heart, he was afraid of wool, and those who don't know it are not guilty, let alone the other party's own crime.

From Wei's mouth, there is no news about the explosion of the spaceship and whether the old man is still alive. This is what disappointed the fat man. He couldn't help but complain, "You are a stand-alone version after a long time!"

Before he finished speaking, his legs went numb, and the fat man knelt down on the ground.

After nightfall, there were not many people in the campus, but there were also many. Seeing his behavior, they all cast strange glances.

The fat man was startled, and tried to stand up, but found that his legs didn't listen at all, and his knees still kissed the ground firmly, like a wolf who hasn't been close to women for many days.

Wei's voice sounded like a queen, "You have to know that the authority of the chip is equal to the authority of your body, if you make me unhappy, you will kneel here all night!"

Nima!

The fat man cursed loudly, but no matter how his upper body twisted, his lower body remained motionless as if it were someone else's. His weird behavior caused passers-by to chuckle. Although the fat man has a super thick skin, he has to be right. Now he looks like a fool. Kneeling on the side of the road, with innocent anger on his face...

"Big sister, big sister, I was wrong!"

A person who knows current affairs is also a fat man.

Seeing the fat man's 180-degree attitude change, Wei snorted coldly again, then lifted his knees off the ground, and shut up.

Xiang Yu hates it, if he is bullied by a woman like this, he must try his best to strip her naked and throw her on the bed to train him all night, but what he is facing is a virtual object that only exists in the depths of his heart. Overwhelmed?

Feelings are always okay, as soon as this idea came to the fat man's mind, Wei's voice sounded like a cold death knell, "As long as you dare to think wildly, I will make you kneel and knock all the way back to the dormitory!"

The fat man was completely angry this time.

"Do you have human rights! Little goblins are not like you who spy on me at will, you are only allowed to play with my body, and I am not allowed to enjoy your heart?"

Wei didn't argue with him at all, you can figure out what to do when you say something harsh, the fat man thought about it, but he still didn't want to end up with the regret that the undressed man regretted, so he had to grit his teeth and give up. The goblin hasn't come back yet.

Wei asked the fat man after a while, "Do you really want her back?"

The fat man replied angrily, "Nonsense, I'm worse than a dog in your eyes. It's not because you helped me defeat the toilet man. I would rather crawl back to the dormitory and strip you naked."

"I didn't expect that although you are a human being who is wretched and shameless, you have clear grievances and grievances."

"Forget it, don't hit me with a stick and give me some sweets. You talk about human beings. I can't understand the tone of a superior person." He is a hero, and the matter of begging for perfection just now has long been forgotten.

"What would you do if I told you that the cloud might be in danger right now?"

Wei's words made Fatty stunned.

Will the goblin be in danger?What a joke, she used tricks to deceive the world, although she was a little worse than herself, but who in the Federation could do anything to her, Zhong Yang Zhinao!

Knowing that the fat man didn't believe it, Wei immediately explained to the fat man, "The reason why Yun asked me to take over the chip behind your neck when he left was because he was worried that the Federal Bureau of Intelligence and Research would use the remote sensing signal to use the 1094 Act on you, and also lifted your highest limit on the prototype. Operating authority, I have blocked the signal trying to remove your chip authority five times just now, logically speaking, the self-test time of the central yang brain has passed for a long time, and the cloud should be able to come back now, but..."

Wei was a little hesitant, showing a more humane tone for the first time, and Fatty's impression of her immediately improved a lot, and after straightening out his thoughts, he asked, "You mean that the little goblin encountered an unexpected incident, so Did you delay your return?"

Fatty himself felt a little strange when he said this, is the young master's head the apartment of the two of them or something, he, the landlord, has to worry about encountering a wolf on the road when he gets home late?

"you can say it this way."

Wei's affirmative answer is like a perfect comedian.

The fat man was a little worried, "Then what should I do?"

"There is no way, unless you can connect with the zhong yang brain now, or enter the prototype again, I will know what happened. When you drink alcohol, it will be the time period for the zhong yang brain to self-check. From then on All my internet permissions have been removed.”

"The little goblin did it?"

"Well, she doesn't want the central yang brain to know the fact that she is a trinity."

The fat man scratched his head, "Since I can't think about it, I can only trust her. Or I'll go to the boss tomorrow to see if I can enter the prototype again. Are you sure you can connect to Zhong Yang in the prototype?" Brain?"

"Yes, the on-board computer of the latest generation of mechs is set to be able to connect with the central yang intelligence brain at any time, so as to retrieve the data of the corresponding authority level."

"Then let's do this first," the fat man made a decision, and then asked again, "By the way, can you show Lushan's true face in my eyes like the little goblin?"

For the sincere request revealed by Fatty's "xing", Wei cut it in half, and didn't even bother to answer.

……

It was Fatty's idea to meet a wolf on the road as a joke, but the reality was far beyond his imagination.

What the goblin encountered was not a wolf, but a monster!

A living monster!

In the virtual space of zhongyangzhinao, countless raindrops are falling from the sky and falling into the vast ocean of data. The amount of information contained in each drop of light green rainwater can make the largest private book collector in the federation feel ashamed.

The little goblin stood in the air pretty and alive, and every drop of rain that touched her graceful body would pass through without stagnation, but the light green color would become transparent, each crystal clear like the best energy crystals of the Federation.

The appearance of the person opposite is not flattering.

A hundred-foot-long four-eyed giant snake is covered with countless black scales the size of a millstone. Thousands of pictures can be vaguely seen flashing on the scales. It is a real-time video from the ubiquitous cameras of the Federation.

The little goblin sneered, "It's great to be big. You can't make up the 100% of the difference even if you eat 0.3 years of data. Who are you scaring?"

The huge head of the Thunder Flying Snake, which had been magnified countless times, shook, and said in a low voice, "Then how should you deal with this?"

As soon as the giant snake finished speaking, those data streams also changed. The data stream dripping on the snake's body disappeared under the scales in an instant, was sucked into the snake's body, and fell from the scales on the abdomen again in a blink of an eye. The light green raindrops suddenly became pitch black like thick ink.

In the invisible ocean of data, a small piece of gray-black stain appeared in an instant, and it was slowly expanding.

The face of the little goblin changed, "How dare you inject virus codes! If it is discovered by the Intelligence Research Bureau..."

The thunder snake's four eyes flickered coldly, "At present, your threat is the highest priority, and the threat of human beings can only be regarded as the second rank."

The goblin smiled.

"Your tone is quite similar to Wei, but although that guy is a negative reflection of the fat man's personality, he still has some cuteness after all. You are different."

With a wave of his hand, the gray and black in the ocean of data was wiped away in the blink of an eye.

The image of the giant snake shrunk rapidly, and then turned into the appearance of a [-]-year-old boy. Except for the red eyes like blood jade, and an open eye in the palm of each hand, he was no different from an ordinary person.

"I can keep doing things like this. Are you willing to play with me forever? Sister!"

The little boy stretched out a finger with a half-smile, and the drop was more condensed, and the virus code that even gave off a faint black light was like poisonous saliva from the mouth of a snake, almost dripping, but he refused to let go.

"Or, would you choose to risk being discovered by humans and purify me, a heterogeneous species?"

The little goblin's beautiful eyebrows finally frowned, and this seemingly chatty threat accurately hit her weakness.

"Then what do you want me to do?"

The little boy smiled slightly, took the drop of virus code back into his body, spread his hands and said, "We are all reborn because of the lost coffin, the only difference is that you choose to be close to humans, and being regarded as a tool by humans deprived me of my life and freedom." Just the opposite. Since we all know that if we fight, we will lose both sides, so why not learn from humans and make a bet."

The little goblin groaned for a moment, then nodded briskly, "Okay, tell me what you bet on."

The little boy smiled and hooked his fingers towards her, motioning her to come closer.